Now Wales have a fly half crisis!

Just after Dan Carter pulled up with a leg injury it also gets worse for Wales. None of our top fly halves are available tomorrow.

Wales are without Hook, Jones, Biggar, Tovey, Matthew Morgan, Ceri Sweeney, Nicky Robinson and Rhys Patchell.

The management are turning the hopes of a nation on to Wales' 9th best 10, Rhys Priestland. Wales skills coach and cryotherapy officer, Rob Howley said, "He's had a tough season but I think he'll come good tomorrow. He's spent an extra minute in deep freeze so he should get man of the match tomorrow."

The WRU have also invested in Ridley Scott style Alien hypersleep chambers for the team hotel. Apparently these encourage the players to offload and use some skill, via subliminal messages.

Chief guru Howley also said, "We tried to get Steve Shingler back into the squad but he's now living as a beggar on the streets of Paisley".

Rob Sidoli? Not sure how he is on that list. Was pretty good for a number if years. If he was rubbish then maybe a couple of caps, but 42 caps under a number of different coaches suggests that he was better than a 'worst selection in living memory'. How can you be the worst selection 42 times?

Jonathan Thomas (2003 - 2010)

Jon Thomas and Rob Sidoli served Wales very well for a few years. JT was picked on reputation for a while after 2007 though, he was well past it by then.