Jim Ross Breaks His Hand On Michael Cole's Face

The word is that Jim Ross broke his hand after opening up a can of whoop ass on Michael Cole last night.

"JIM ROSS! JIM ROSS! JIM ROSS! RIGHT HANDS! RIGHT HANDS! RIGHT HANDS! DOWN GOES MICHAEL COLE! RIGHT HANDS! OWW BAH GAWD! BROKEN HAND! BROKEN HAND! YOU COULD HEAR THE BONES SNAPPING DAMMIT! LOOK AT THE CARNAGE! SOMEBODY CALL THE EMT'S! STOP THE DAMN MATCH, ENOUGH'S ENOUGH! JIM ROSS! JIM ROSS! GOOD GAWD ALMIGHTY JIM ROSS!"

Thats made my day now, thanks Y2.

He should have got on the mic and said "and thats a shoot dammit"

Guess no-one taught Good Ol' JR how to pull his punches.

Unless he's the new Hardcore Holly/JBL and deliberately works stiff?

Didn't Lesnar break Hollys neck because he was that stiff?

Sandbagged a powerbomb or F5 a few times, and Lesnar dropped him on his neck.

It was a botched powerbomb right enough Giz, not sure if Holly sandbagged Lesnar, if he just slipped or if Brock just F'ed up.

Could be a bit of both mate, I know holly had a rep for not working well with new stars or rookies.

That said brock had a habit of botching the big moves.

That's right, he nearly killed A-Hole....I mean Train with an F5 didn't he?

Didn't he throw cena's leg into a ringpost with a F5 aswell, which sparked a fued.

Can't beat his shooting star botch at WM19, credit must go to Angle who improvised the rest of the match after lesnar was seeing stars.

i read somewhere it was holly's own fault. im guessing the term sandbagged means he literally acted like a sandbag and is not some sexual reference lol

Yeah he did the ringpost F5 to Cena and he also did it to Zach Gowen.

Which reminds me of one of the greatest quotes of all time by Michael Cole:

"Zach Gowen, favouring his right leg there"

Cole was coming out with genius stuff back then.

Tazz was pretty bad aswell with "Here comes the pain"
and my personal favourite at the rumble when he F5'ed Goldberg
F5 Coming, F5 Coming, Yeah, Yeah, Yeah, Yeah!

JamesLincs wrote:i read somewhere it was holly's own fault. im guessing the term sandbagged means he literally acted like a sandbag and is not some sexual reference lol

Yeah, he acted like dead weight to try and make Brock look bad, and a botcher (not too difficult, really). He ended up with a broken neck - worth it?

He always came across as a bit of a dick, Holly. Not sure if it was just me, but I always hated his humourless expression and self confidence.

JR was probably pumped up for vengeance on Cole after the draft in 2008...

That said holly seemed happy to team with young cody, that said the lure of winning the tag titles might have appealed to him.

JR's always pumped up on vengance, actually if you look at the matches he's had, he actually has a good record of winning, including a pin fall victory over HHH.

Jim Ross should have started calling himself 'The Game' after that one.

What a started saying "BAW'H GAME-AH" at the end of every major moment instead of god?

I like the idea.

"HELLO EVERYBODY AND WELCOME TO MONDAY NIGHT RAW! 'THE CEREBRAL ASSASSIN' JIM ROSS ALONGSIDE JERRY 'THE KING' LAWLER AT RINGSIDE!"

It could work.

Y2, that OP had me in stitches. You should seriously consider a career in story telling in the world of the WWE.

'Jim Ross breaks his hand on Michael Cole's face.'
Just that title right there makes me laugh!