My 10 Minutes of TNA...

Last night i decided i'd catch a bit of TNA before bed time...... what a load of toss.

I tuned in just after 11, literally as Abyss was coming out for his match with RVD, who literally smashed Abyss' teeth in within seconds of the match starting. You could tell Abyss was in alot of pain, and some of his blows to RVD in the corner looked pretty stiff but overall the match was awful, RVD made a complete mess of trying to carry the match around Abyss' injury and the ending was almost botched as Abyss didn't get the lead pipe out of the ring. After the match, we got TNA's crown jewel. A run in. By Crimson. Who can't run properly.

Then there was a weird Jeff Hardy promo, which i guessed meant they were going down the angle of exploiting his problems. Brilliant. Maybe after Jeff rides his magical mountain bike of sobriety the wrong way down a bus lane they can do the same for Kurt Angle.

Then came the crowning glory. The bullet to my head that finally made me switch off........ 2 words......... Scott Steiner. Oh yes, the legendary one man vocabulary lesson gave us a lesson in cutting promo's. Plenty of shouting, nonsensical ramblings and probably the best line of recent years to Matt Morgan....

Scott Steiner wrote:"If I had your DNA, I would shoot myself. I take that back, I would kill myself then hang myself. You will never have oranges as big as mine"

Epic.

Yay! Another unbiased review from King Beer!

Haha, i record it every week; usually not that bad.
This week sounds like torture though!

I commented on a few things during the Bully Ray promo with AJ Styles that were cringeworthyt too.

He mentioned "then I'll take care of your wife and kids" = Jeff & Angle

"We'll do this on my time" = Hogan & Sting

"I'll hurt you so bad you'll have to reitre" = Edge?

They need some new reference material.

Scott Steiner + Microphone = Nothing but win.

Lockdown was amazing, best PPV ive seen in ages.

However, started to watch last nights Impact and it was slow as hell - Beer Money buried Immortal again.... turned it off just after that, ill watch the rest tonight.

They need to get rid of the Immortal faction, its the worst stable in Wrestling I think ive ever seen.

Hobo wrote:Yay! Another unbiased review from King Beer!

Don't read it then. Simples.

DT,

I noticed that Scott managed to get a reference to Morgan's girlfriend in as well.

Matt Hardy's promo was lame as well. He just looks like he wants to eat the camera!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yU-PgXi6nBw

"if I had your DNA, I would shoot myself. I take that back, I would kill myself then hang myself. You will never have oranges as big as mine"

How can you not like that!

Matt Hardy wants to eat everything.

Everything.

Hobo wrote:"You will never have oranges as big as mine"

Steiner grows his own fruit???

Who knew?

Hobo wrote:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yU-PgXi6nBw

"if I had your DNA, I would shoot myself. I take that back, I would kill myself then hang myself. You will never have oranges as big as mine"

How can you not like that!

That's the gem!

Just do what i do KB and just watch the PPV's as they show good promos before the match anyway

Was Kurt Angle injured after his move off of the top of the cage. Plus i noticed that he used an RKO type of move on JJ. Pot and kettle spring to mind

Haha, to be fair KB; it looks like Hardy has lost some weight since he was in the 'E. I also prefer his hair now; he looks a bit like Tyler Reks!

Perry Groves is my dad wrote:Just do what i do KB and just watch the PPV's as they show good promos before the match anyway

Was Kurt Angle injured after his move off of the top of the cage. Plus i noticed that he used an RKO type of move on JJ. Pot and kettle spring to mind

I still have Lockdown to watch.

Yeah, Angle copied the RKO and then tweeted some abuse at Orton.

Everyone can have their own views, I just dont get why you hate TNA so much!

Yes, its poorly run, has lame run ins but its absolutely no worse on the screen than WWE, and I dont see you criticise RAW each week.

RAW has good shows less frequently than TNA does, in my opinion.

whats the beef between orton and angle?

Hobo wrote:Everyone can have their own views, I just dont get why you hate TNA so much!

Yes, its poorly run, has lame run ins but its absolutely no worse on the screen than WWE, and I dont see you criticise RAW each week.

RAW has good shows less frequently than TNA does, in my opinion.

That's cause you're a TNA mark.

WWE has the better product, better production, better storylines, and a wider audience.

TNA has the better wrestlers, who get completely misused.

Orton used the Angle Slam the other week, Angle moaned (on twitter).

Angle then used the RKO to 'get him back'.

Etc.

Perry Groves is my dad wrote:Just do what i do KB and just watch the PPV's as they show good promos before the match anyway

Was Kurt Angle injured after his move off of the top of the cage. Plus i noticed that he used an RKO type of move on JJ. Pot and kettle spring to mind

He tweeted afterwards that it was a sign of respect. A not very subtle 2 fingers up at the whole Mania incident.

There was just no need for Angle to hit an 'RKO' on Jarrett in the middle of their match as a nothing move!

King Beer wrote:

Perry Groves is my dad wrote:Just do what i do KB and just watch the PPV's as they show good promos before the match anyway

Was Kurt Angle injured after his move off of the top of the cage. Plus i noticed that he used an RKO type of move on JJ. Pot and kettle spring to mind

I still have Lockdown to watch.

Yeah, Angle copied the RKO and then tweeted some abuse at Orton.

I must admit Kurt looks a mess right now and half the man he was in the WWE

I must admit though that it wasnt a bad PPV much better in my opinion than Victory Road. I enjoyed all of the matches except the Matt Morgan and Mickie James matches.

Dx Dan. wrote:There was just no need for Angle to hit an 'RKO' on Jarrett in the middle of their match as a nothing move!

Other than to further the little Twitter feud.

Perry Groves is my dad wrote:

King Beer wrote:

Perry Groves is my dad wrote:Just do what i do KB and just watch the PPV's as they show good promos before the match anyway

Was Kurt Angle injured after his move off of the top of the cage. Plus i noticed that he used an RKO type of move on JJ. Pot and kettle spring to mind

I still have Lockdown to watch.

Yeah, Angle copied the RKO and then tweeted some abuse at Orton.

I must admit Kurt looks a mess right now and half the man he was in the WWE

I must admit though that it wasnt a bad PPV much better in my opinion than Victory Road. I enjoyed all of the matches except the Matt Morgan and Mickie James matches.

I actually thought that the Mickie James match was excellent for all of its 30 seconds.

This may not be saying much, but I would even go as far to say it was the best Biva/ Knockout match of 2011 so far.

TNA is just out and out garbage but I'd never miss an episode, i watched that Stiener promo 4 times

The acting in the TNA backstage segments is like an outake of The Only Way Is Essex.

Totally agree

Im big putter pump!

Best of Scott Steiner on the mic;

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h9iExw-TjTk

TNA's tag line should be:

"TNA - You'll Laugh. You'll Cry. You'll Hurl"

Watching an episode of Impact, you go through the whole gamut of emotions.

Is Scotty now the only heel in TNA that isn't in Immortal? Everyone else seems to be face

the-gaffer wrote:Is Scotty now the only heel in TNA that isn't in Immortal? Everyone else seems to be face

Give it a month and Steiner will be in Immortal...

Off the top of my head heels in TNA:

Immortal
One of the GenMe boys
Mexican America
Steiner (I guess hes a heel now)
Robbie E
Pope

Errr, im struggling to think of more.

I'm a heel in TNA.

Now I'm a face.

Now your blading :cena:

Gotta love Steiner on the mic

'You'll never have...........arms as big as mine'

I watched about 5 minutes of it last night, some woman getting covered in something and Angle coming out and doing his finishing move on some guy.

Was very boring. TNA is Poopie tbf. Angle should go back to the WWE and stop being a big fish in a very small pond.

Now I'm World champion

Now I'm not

Now Stone Cold Ken Anderson's calling me an asshole

Now Rob Van Dam broke all the bones in my head

With the talent on hand in TNA it should be near on impossible for the shows to be so awful

theundisputedY2D2 wrote:Now Stone Cold Ken Anderson's calling me an asshole

i absolutely hate anytime Hogan feels the need to say Asshole

the-gaffer wrote:With the talent on hand in TNA it should be near on impossible for the shows to be so awful

But, it doesn't matter how good the army are if the general doesn't know their bum from their elbow

the-gaffer wrote:

theundisputedY2D2 wrote:Now Stone Cold Ken Anderson's calling me an asshole

i absolutely hate anytime Hogan feels the need to say Asshole

I absolutely hate anytime Hogan feels the need to say anything.

I absolutely hate Hogan

Mr H wrote:I absolutely hate Hogan

I concur with this wholeheartedly.

David Tails wrote:

Mr H wrote:I absolutely hate Hogan

I concur with this wholeheartedly.

Me too!

Dont like TNA, dont watch it; simple as.

When will WWE marks understand this simple theory. . .