The post-6-Nations Anglo Welsh bickering thread

[Ospreydragon]

First topic message reminder :

http://www.independent.co.uk/sport/rugby/rugby-union/international/frustrated-england-will-challenge-referee-calls-8541351.html


Thread renamed to match the actual debate taking place

[mystiroakey]

Same old same old isnt it.

welsh players are english

English players are from Islands or South African

Wales beat england

Wales cant beat sh

England beat SH

English are Arogant

Welsh are bitter

Welsh love sheep to much

Englands media are shocking

Have i missed anything?

[Guest]

Same old same old isnt it.

welsh players are english

English players are from Islands or South African

Wales beat england

Wales cant beat sh

England beat SH

English are Arogant

Welsh are bitter

Welsh love sheep to much

Englands media are shocking

Have i missed anything?

Im sure you can fit in something like "armchair fan" " never played the game" "regional attendance" "RWC Final"

[Glas a du]

"Irish refs are bad, but Scottish ones are worse"

[RubyGuby]

Irish refs are bad
but Scottish ones are worse
English and Welsh are ok
But Steve Walsh has the curse

[mystiroakey]

Like me viewm rugby hurts.. prefer to watch only

[mystiroakey]

Like me viewm rugby hurts.. prefer to watch only

[Guest]

Transition
player drain
Owain Glyndwr
St George
mine is bigger than yours

[Glas a du]

Very good Guby!

There once was a young ref called Steve,
Who was thought to be terribly naive.
Mr Walsh was not squeamish,
in pinging the English,
So the IRB asked him to leave.

[rainbow-warrior]

There once was a ref called Walshy,
the English coach he found him quite balshy,
With a groan and a grunt,
Walshy thought "What a ****"
and retired to have a cold Grolchy...er shandy:)

[SubsBench]

There once was an Aussie referee,
who thought he was George Clooney,
Steve Walsh was his name,
and the English did lay blame,
when really it was Welsh Skulduggery!

[mystiroakey]

There was once a welsh rugby fan
who shoved his wifes muff full of clams.
he did this offcourse
To lay with his sheep
and to blame his wifes stinking flange.

[R!skysports]

There once was a disputed call
Just after the scrum half dropped the ball
The scrum was not straight
And the Welsh did not wait
But at least it was Walsh who took the fall

[mystiroakey]

Walsh is clearly dyslexic and thought he was welsh for the day

[Cyril]

Steve Walsh = A Welsh Vest

[R!skysports]

There once was a prop on the wing
So fast were his feet they could sing
His chest was a moob
his hands like a slippery b oob

So he decided to catch it in his ring

[Guest]

Anyone remember when Walsh failed to score a try for England?
Or when Walsh missed a hat full of tackles for England?
Remember when Walsh couldn't throw in the English ball straight?
How about when Walsh couldn't handle the power of the Welsh pack at the scrum or breakdown?


30-3

[R!skysports]

Anyone remember when Walsh failed to score a try for England?
Or when Walsh missed a hat full of tackles for England?
Remember when Walsh couldn't throw in the English ball straight?
How about when Walsh couldn't handle the power of the Welsh pack at the scrum or breakdown?


30-3

Doesn't rhyme

[Guest]

It's not supposed to, facts speak for themselves.
Facts don't need some stupid rhyme.

[Biltong]

Just my opinion on this Walsh issue, you can dismiss it if you want.

Wales thumped england.
Whether Walsh was the referee or not, it would make no difference to the result.
The English coaching staff is querying some decisions at the breakdown and scrums.
The Welsh see this as an attack on the result, hence their defence of Walsh.
Therefor they castigate the actions of the english coaching staff.
The english supports agree the referee made no difference to the result.
The english supporters accept that.

[Cyril]

biltong, are you trying to bring common sense to the bickering thread again?

You'll drive yourself insane mate.

[Effervescing Elephant]

It's not supposed to, facts speak for themselves.
Facts don't need some stupid rhyme.

Biggie Smalls RIP. Peace out brother.

[Biltong]

biltong, are you trying to bring common sense to the bickering thread again?

You'll drive yourself insane mate.

Darn, knew I was on the wrong thread again, I'll copy and paste it to the correct one. sorry.

[Guest]

For the English to lose was an
Utter shock,
Contemplation reflection denial and blame,let's
Kick on said Lancaster for iam your rock.

Your kidding yourselves to point the blame,
Obvious good hiding is was the name of the game.
Undermining the ref involving the media

Its pretty obvious you get your facts from wikipedia.

[Cyril]

biltong, are you trying to bring common sense to the bickering thread again?

You'll drive yourself insane mate.

Darn, knew I was on the wrong thread again, I'll copy and paste it to the correct one. sorry.

To be fair some of these threads are difficult to tell apart

[Guest]

That one was for Cyril

[Biltong]

true

[Cyril]

That one was for Cyril

4/10. The rhyming was a bit lazy and the meter didn't quite scan.

I was disappointed that you rhymed 'shock' with 'rock'. I think you're getting away from your roots and selling out.

[RubyGuby]

I agree with you Cyril, that fella wouldn't be able to live with me in a poetry competition

[Guest]

Don't worry Cyril i made my point loud and clear

[Guest]

There was once a welsh rugby fan
who shoved his wifes muff full of clams.
he did this offcourse
To lay with his sheep
and to blame his wifes stinking flange.

There really is nothing so cheap
than having to make reference to sheep
it is a bit of a crime
to post awful banter all the time
now go away, I don't wanna hear another peep

[Cyril]

There was once a welsh rugby fan
who shoved his wifes muff full of clams.
he did this offcourse
To lay with his sheep
and to blame his wifes stinking flange.

There really is nothing so cheap
than having to make reference to sheep
it is a bit of a crime
to post awful banter all the time
now go away, I don't wanna hear another peep

Bo Peep?

[mystiroakey]

There was once a welsh rugby fan
who shoved his wifes muff full of clams.
he did this offcourse
To lay with his sheep
and to blame his wifes stinking flange.

There really is nothing so cheap
than having to make reference to sheep
it is a bit of a crime
to post awful banter all the time
now go away, I don't wanna hear another peep

[RubyGuby]

There was a young sheep call Soakey
Who loved doing the Okey Kokey
She loved climbing the Hills
Enjoying the thrills
And was last seen under Mystiroakey

[mystiroakey]

yep thats what happens when you visit the valleys. Get drunk and get molested by your welsh sheep.. There should be danger warnings when crossing the border...

[R!skysports]

There once a well read blog
Whos writers just needed a snog
The matches were done
We forget who has won
And the bickering continues full hog

[RubyGuby]

Boy are we bored - we should be getting the Friday feeling now

[mystiroakey]

Yep Long weekend

[Luckless Pedestrian]

I can't believe I hadn't seen this thread until now! I could have had minutes of fun on here!

Lancaster rhymes with w@nk faster.

[Glas a du]

Just my opinion on this Walsh issue, you can dismiss it if you want.

Wales thumped england.
Whether Walsh was the referee or not, it would make no difference to the result.
The English coaching staff is querying some decisions at the breakdown and scrums.
The Welsh see this as an attack on the result, hence their defence of Walsh.
Therefor they castigate the actions of the english coaching staff.
The english supports agree the referee made no difference to the result.
The english supporters accept that.

Don'y you just hate avant garde poetry...

[Cyril]

Just my opinion on this Walsh issue, you can dismiss it if you want.

Wales thumped england.
Whether Walsh was the referee or not, it would make no difference to the result.
The English coaching staff is querying some decisions at the breakdown and scrums.
The Welsh see this as an attack on the result, hence their defence of Walsh.
Therefor they castigate the actions of the english coaching staff.
The english supports agree the referee made no difference to the result.
The english supporters accept that.

Don'y you just hate avant garde poetry...

Biltong and his freeform riffing, eh? I'm impressed by his use of 'hence', although I've got a feeling it was his predictive text not understanding 'Henson'.

[gregortree]

Those jumped up Englishmen. Why can't they accept the grace and magnanimity shown by the Welsh fans in their glorious victory and just STFU ?
How dare they thoroughly examine their performance ?

[RubyGuby]

Those jumped up Englishmen. Why can't they accept the grace and magnanimity shown by the Welsh fans in their glorious victory and just STFU ?
How dare they thoroughly examine their performance ?

Have to agree with that Greg

[gregortree]

Ruby, yes of course you do !

[R!skysports]

There once was a game called Rugby
That was often played in Tugby
The wingers were fast
The forward were last
At least the girls all tugged me


Long Weekend Yeah!

[Glas a du]

Those jumped up Englishmen. Why can't they accept the grace and magnanimity shown by the Welsh fans in their glorious victory and just STFU ?
How dare they thoroughly examine their performance ?

Haven't got the hang of haiku have you?

[RubyGuby]

I have an haiku of over 140 Glas

[Biltong]

Just my opinion on this Walsh issue, you can dismiss it if you want.

Wales thumped england.
Whether Walsh was the referee or not, it would make no difference to the result.
The English coaching staff is querying some decisions at the breakdown and scrums.
The Welsh see this as an attack on the result, hence their defence of Walsh.
Therefor they castigate the actions of the english coaching staff.
The english supports agree the referee made no difference to the result.
The english supporters accept that.

Don'y you just hate avant garde poetry...

a new age has dawned mate, no benefit in conforming to the norm.

[english warrior]

What a sad sack of 'post coital Anoraks' you lot really are, because its well known that the only poetry that counts begins with,

There was an old lady from Bath...... ETC


Now pack it in with the Avant Garde poetry, and get back to what really counts and thats the Welsh being Graceless and Chavvy and my English people and fellow countrymen being Arrogant, i thank you.

By the way, all you Wannabe Poets , please don't give up that Day job!!!

[wickedwasp]

I made up a poem for this thread
To say things that I had in my head
The Welsh won it well
Which still hurts like hell
But it's only a game when all's said

[Breadvan]

Transition
player drain
Owain Glyndwr
St George
mine is bigger than yours

Coat tailing
HC record
Stealing players
Severn bridge tolls
Stereophonics being dire since their second album
My favourite of all time....Despite being born 2ft from the border in England, player X, has welsh parents,in a welsh village, who all speak welsh, bathe in lava bread twice daily and only watch S4C.

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