Euro Division Homepage LIX

by **Afro** Fri 24 May 2013, 2:26 pm

First topic message reminder :

606V2 EURODivision

Announcements

Tactics due by 11.59 on Friday 24th May

PLEASE NOTE - this season you will receive a 1 point deduction if you do not submit tactics (as well as a default loss) and a 1 point deduction if you do not vote. If you know in advance you are unable to do either, then you must state so on the Holidays/Days Off page, to avoid the penalties.

Teams in the Premier League, PM tactics to Sodhat and GSC, send votes to Afro and Olly
Teams in the Championship, PM tactics to Afro and Olly, send votes to Sodhat and GSC

Friday 24th May
Final League Game & Cup Final tactics in

Tuesday 28th May
votes for final games in

Wednesday 29th May
new lawyers posted
final results posted via live text
End of Season (£26.5m) TP window open

Tuesday 4th June
End of seasons lawyers posted

Wednesday 5th June
End of Season (£26.5m) TP window closes, results by end of that week depending on GSC

Tuesday 11th June
start of season 3, week 1
new lawyers and injuries posted

Friday 14th June
tactics for first league game due

Tuesday 25th June
TP increase to £27.5m

The Qatar Foundation Premier League

Deportivo la Chorizo - Gregers

Tactics

Under Brescia FC - Afro

Injuries

Bratwurst Mannschaft - Olly

Lawyers

Dos Cervezas por favor - Marky

Fixtures/Results

No Respek FC - Azzy

Table

FC Brust Sauger - Fan

Top Scorers

The Hero Championship

Atalanta Falcons - Sodhat

Tactics

UC Supremazia - Russ

Injuries

FC ElphickForJustice - Cherries

Lawyers

Spanish Bank FC - GSC

Fixtures/Results

Moleicester City - Fernando

Table

VFL Bassender Steigen - Treble

Top Scorers

by Fan Gilhaus Thu 30 May 2013, 3:49 pm

am up for deasls btw

by sodhat Thu 30 May 2013, 3:51 pm

Fernando wrote:From Fernando To GSC, Yesterday at 4:29 pm
Arturo Vidal 50.3m

I want him so if anyone else does their paying through the teeth

#ImNotBluffingOnlyBigMoney

That won't necessarily deter other bidders, it has just given them a benchmark.

I haven't made any bids yet. I don't even know which players are available yet...

by GSC Thu 30 May 2013, 3:53 pm

I wrote it in my post

by GSC Thu 30 May 2013, 3:54 pm

GSC wrote:
GSC wrote:With the cup final in the books, I'm going to open TP bidding.

Players up for auction:
Daniele De Rossi
Pepe
Manuel Neuer
Joao Moutinho
Axel Witsel
Arturo Vidal
Javi Martinez
Marcelo
Willian

All a minimum price of 26.5m

To bid, send me a PM titled "TP Bid - Your name", and within it name the player(s) (max 2) you would like to bid for along with the amount bid.
If you wish to change your bid, then edit it. I won't read any bids.
You have until 2pm wednesday to bid
Any bids made/edited after the deadline will not be valid.
In the event of a tie, each manager will have 1 final chance to up their bid. In another tie, the manager who made his original bid first wins.
All purchases are final. If you bid for 2 players and win both, you are obliged to buy both.
Every successful bid counts as a TP bid for that week.

by GSC Thu 30 May 2013, 3:54 pm

Interesting that no one has claimed Martinez yet.

by Fernando Thu 30 May 2013, 3:56 pm

sodhat wrote:
Fernando wrote:From Fernando To GSC, Yesterday at 4:29 pm
Arturo Vidal 50.3m

I want him so if anyone else does their paying through the teeth

#ImNotBluffingOnlyBigMoney

That won't necessarily deter other bidders, it has just given them a benchmark.

I haven't made any bids yet. I don't even know which players are available yet...

Well if they beat that fair play to them Laugh

by GSC Thu 30 May 2013, 3:58 pm

I'll be honest. If anyone beats that, they are mental anyway

by sodhat Thu 30 May 2013, 4:00 pm

Can I include my EoS lawyer values in my bids?

by Fernando Thu 30 May 2013, 4:02 pm

Anyone seen the Italian TOTS it's awesome Euro Division Homepage LIX - Page 11 3559488474

Marchetti/Barazagli/Benatia/Campagnaro/Lichtsteiner/Vidal/Valero/El Shawoddywoddy/Hamsik/Di Natale/Cavani

Bench: Buffon/Rodriguez/Pasqual/Basta/Ljajic/Super Mario/Lamela

by GSC Thu 30 May 2013, 4:03 pm

by GSC Thu 30 May 2013, 4:03 pm

You can bid what you like, you have to pay for it however

by **Good Golly I'm Olly** Thu 30 May 2013, 4:09 pm

Depending on how me lawyers go I may or may not make a bid.

What are peoples thoughts on Willian? Hed probs be the ones i go for

by sodhat Thu 30 May 2013, 4:11 pm

Olly wrote:Depending on how me lawyers go I may or may not make a bid.

What are peoples thoughts on Willian? Hed probs be the ones i go for

He was fine with the Black Eyed Peas but the rest is sh!t.

by Fan Gilhaus Thu 30 May 2013, 4:20 pm

willian is no way worth 26.5m

by Guest Thu 30 May 2013, 4:20 pm

He dream r@ped me once, please don't bring him into the league!

by GSC Thu 30 May 2013, 4:25 pm

Still open to a deal for a winger involving mah CM

by **Afro** Thu 30 May 2013, 4:28 pm

Fernando wrote:Anyone seen the Italian TOTS it's awesome

Marchetti/Barazagli/Benatia/Campagnaro/Lichtsteiner/Vidal/Valero/El Shawoddywoddy/Hamsik/Di Natale/Cavani

Bench: Buffon/Rodriguez/Pasqual/Basta/Ljajic/Super Mario/Lamela

How the flop is Marchisio not in there?

I would have Pasqual ahead of Benatia, Basta ahead of Lichtsteiner for sure

by Russell_Elmo Thu 30 May 2013, 5:33 pm

Evening

If you're looking for a runner for the chanpionship next season I'm happy to help Smile

by GSC Thu 30 May 2013, 5:52 pm

Sunderland signing Diakite

by Fan Gilhaus Thu 30 May 2013, 6:05 pm

still signing sh7te then

by **Good Golly I'm Olly** Thu 30 May 2013, 6:34 pm

The QPR one?

by Bull Thu 30 May 2013, 6:35 pm

no the Lazio one

by **Good Golly I'm Olly** Thu 30 May 2013, 9:10 pm

Sky Sports News ‏@SkySportsNews
Sky Sources: Everton have interviewed former Schalke coach Ralf Rangnick over vacant manager's job. More on #SSN

He nearly became WBA coach last season if I remember correctly

by Guest Thu 30 May 2013, 10:30 pm

Indeed Olly, I wanted him ahead of Clarke. Happy enough in the end, but Rangnick does have the exact pedigree Everton are looking for - used to managing a top 6 club with no transfer budget.

by GSC Fri 31 May 2013, 8:12 am

by sodhat Fri 31 May 2013, 8:57 am

Do the rules of one way streets apply to cyclists?

I just walked into one crossing a one way street so I didn't bother looking both ways! She wasn't happy. She didn't fall off though, I caught her just about.

by Marky Fri 31 May 2013, 9:15 am

Many cyclists seem to think the Highway Code is beneath them, bugs the hell out of me. So I just run them all over in my white van Euro Division Homepage LIX - Page 11 3559488474

by sodhat Fri 31 May 2013, 9:16 am

I wouldn't have minded if she took our collision with good humour but she was a bit annoyed. If it turns out I am right then in her face.

by sodhat Fri 31 May 2013, 9:17 am

Anyone for mafia or sheep this morning?

by GSC Fri 31 May 2013, 9:19 am

I have an exam in 10 so I'm a maybe

by Guest Fri 31 May 2013, 9:19 am

BOTH please Smile

by Guest Fri 31 May 2013, 9:20 am

GSC wrote:I have an exam in 10 so I'm a maybe

Break a leg GSC, what's the topic?

by sodhat Fri 31 May 2013, 9:20 am

GSC wrote:I have an exam in 10 so I'm a maybe

At 10, or in 10 mins?

by GSC Fri 31 May 2013, 9:20 am

Analytical Chemistry

by GSC Fri 31 May 2013, 9:21 am

10mins

by Zinedine_Ze_Zebra Fri 31 May 2013, 9:21 am

What up bizaches!

SHEEEEEEEEEEEP

by Guest Fri 31 May 2013, 9:24 am

GSC wrote:Analytical Chemistry

I'm an expert on part of that subject Whistle

by **Afro** Fri 31 May 2013, 9:26 am

Mist?

by Guest Fri 31 May 2013, 9:28 am

No word of a lie, I've had you-know-what with a girl where she was so steeped in her Catholic ways that we didn't do it the 'normal' way, we did it the 'wrong' way. We did it three times and I never got the warm apple pie experience...

by Marky Fri 31 May 2013, 9:28 am

Azzy Mahmood wrote:
GSC wrote:Anal Chemistry
I'm an expert on part of that subject

Viva too.

by sodhat Fri 31 May 2013, 9:28 am

Azzy Mahmood wrote:
GSC wrote:Analytical Chemistry
I'm an expert on part of that subject

I can't see it coming up in the exam.

If it does I'm going to go to Uni.

by Guest Fri 31 May 2013, 9:39 am

There's plenty of chemistry involved in it, I can assure you.

Not between me and Viva, I mean with the lady in question. I'm sure I've added that too late, you're all just imagining Viva bent over a table with me in my glory pose picard

by **Afro** Fri 31 May 2013, 9:42 am

Not Viva bent over the table.

More him striking the pose, shouting "tell me Paul Scholes is the greatest, b1tch!" mad

by Guest Fri 31 May 2013, 9:44 am

Viva went to see Twilight twice, do you seriously think he'd be the giver? Laugh

by **Afro** Fri 31 May 2013, 9:53 am

Very good point. Not even with his missus

by Guest Fri 31 May 2013, 9:58 am

So Afro, who do you want - Martinez, Pereira or Rangnick?

by **Afro** Fri 31 May 2013, 9:59 am

Pereira would be my first choice, then Rangnick, then Martinez.

I suspect we will get Martinez

by Marky Fri 31 May 2013, 10:03 am

Sheep time?

by sodhat Fri 31 May 2013, 10:03 am

Azzy Mahmood wrote:No word of a lie, I've had you-know-what with a girl where she was so steeped in her Catholic ways that we didn't do it the 'normal' way, we did it the 'wrong' way. We did it three times and I never got the warm apple pie experience...

Isn't sodomy a sin in Catholicism?

I would have thought that was far more likely to get her sent downstairs than normal sexual intercourse. Without contraception of course, because contraception is evil.

by Marky Fri 31 May 2013, 10:08 am

I think its a loophole Sodhat. I once dated a girl who wanted to stay a virgin until she was married, but she was more than willing to partake in what Jeremy Kyle would call "sexual contact".

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