The " Make Your Own Limerick Up " Thread

by **Kenny** Tue 08 Oct 2013, 12:40 pm

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For those of you just itchin' to wax lyrical.....

Just copy and paste the first and/or consecutive lines, and add your next one. (five lines in total)

One only though!

here's the last one .......

Ferrell is a big fan of Gore-Tex
And has a quite large frontal cortex
It's in his cerebral hemisphere
I wish he'd just disappear
By the way, I really want more sex

by **JuliusHMarx** Tue 29 Oct 2013, 1:26 pm

Was I being too hard on the swashbuckler?
If you had a baby would you suckle her?

by **Galted** Tue 29 Oct 2013, 1:28 pm

Was I being too hard on the swashbuckler?
If you had a baby would you suckle her?
great rhyming there, Marx

by Mike Power Tue 29 Oct 2013, 1:52 pm

Was I being too hard on the swashbuckler?
If you had a baby would you suckle her?
great rhyming there, Marx
Ill go and smoke a reef in da parks

by **Galted** Tue 29 Oct 2013, 1:56 pm

Was I being too hard on the swashbuckler?
If you had a baby would you suckle her?
great rhyming there, Marx
Ill go and smoke a reef in da parks
and if you don't like it I'll f*****g well knuckle ya

by **JuliusHMarx** Tue 29 Oct 2013, 1:59 pm

"Five-knuckler" would have been my choice of rhyme

by **Galted** Tue 29 Oct 2013, 2:04 pm

"Five-knuckler" would have been my choice of rhyme
I'll remember to use it next time

by **rIck_dAgless** Tue 29 Oct 2013, 2:08 pm

"Five-knuckler" would have been my choice of rhyme
I'll remember to use it next time
but the pickings were slim

by **Galted** Tue 29 Oct 2013, 2:15 pm

"Five-knuckler" would have been my choice of rhyme
I'll remember to use it next time
but the pickings were slim
and the rhymists quite dim

by **JuliusHMarx** Tue 29 Oct 2013, 2:23 pm

"Five-knuckler" would have been my choice of rhyme
I'll remember to use it next time
but the pickings were slim
and the rhymists quite dim
Sod off - I'm in my rhyme prime!

by **Galted** Tue 29 Oct 2013, 2:39 pm

by **Kenny** Wed 30 Oct 2013, 10:40 am

Don't let things get out of hand

by **rIck_dAgless** Wed 30 Oct 2013, 11:18 am

Don't let things get out of hand
thats how posters get banned

by **Kenny** Wed 30 Oct 2013, 11:20 am

Don't let things get out of hand
thats how posters get banned
just stick to the script

by **rIck_dAgless** Wed 30 Oct 2013, 2:09 pm

Don't let things get out of hand
thats how posters get banned
just stick to the script
Keep the insults all zipped

by **JuliusHMarx** Wed 30 Oct 2013, 2:15 pm

Don't let things get out of hand
thats how posters get banned
just stick to the script
Keep the insults all zipped
Is it OK to unzip my stand?

by **Kenny** Wed 30 Oct 2013, 3:55 pm

Unzip it and let it flop out

by Il Gialloblu Wed 30 Oct 2013, 4:07 pm

Unzip it and let it flop out
Said Kenny with no hint of doubt

by **Kenny** Wed 30 Oct 2013, 4:33 pm

Unzip it and let it flop out
Said Kenny with no hint of doubt
I had heard it goes well past his knees

by **JuliusHMarx** Wed 30 Oct 2013, 4:36 pm

Unzip it and let it flop out
Said Kenny with no hint of doubt
I had heard it goes well past his knees
Past the flowers and into the trees

by **Kenny** Wed 30 Oct 2013, 4:40 pm

Unzip it and let it flop out
Said Kenny with no hint of doubt
I had heard it goes well past his knees
Past the flowers and into the trees
And thicker then Miss Jolie's pout

by **JuliusHMarx** Fri 01 Nov 2013, 10:27 am

We need something clever for Friday

by **Pal Joey** Fri 01 Nov 2013, 10:35 am

We need something clever for Friday
Said the clown juggling oranges on the highway

by **JuliusHMarx** Fri 01 Nov 2013, 10:45 am

We need something clever for Friday
Said the clown juggling oranges on the highway
Look out, here comes a van

by **Pal Joey** Fri 01 Nov 2013, 10:48 am

We need something clever for Friday
Said the clown juggling oranges on the highway
Look out, here comes a van
Being driven by a man

by **Kenny** Fri 01 Nov 2013, 10:48 am

We need something clever for Friday
Said the clown juggling oranges on the highway
Look out, here comes a van
Being driven by a rednosed man

by **JuliusHMarx** Fri 01 Nov 2013, 10:55 am

We need something clever for Friday
Said the clown juggling oranges on the highway
Look out, here comes a van
Being driven by a rednosed man
Singing "more, much more than this, I did it myyyyyyy waaaaaaay"

by **Pal Joey** Fri 01 Nov 2013, 10:57 am

by **Kenny** Fri 01 Nov 2013, 11:02 am

There was nothing quite as cool as Frank

by **Pal Joey** Fri 01 Nov 2013, 11:06 am

There was nothing quite as cool as Frank
As he fingered the vault at the bank

by **JuliusHMarx** Fri 01 Nov 2013, 11:07 am

There was nothing quite as cool as Frank
As he fingered the vault at the bank
He was quite the safe-cracker

by **Pal Joey** Fri 01 Nov 2013, 11:08 am

There was nothing quite as cool as Frank
As he fingered the vault at the bank
He was quite the safe-cracker
and not a bad network hacker

by **JuliusHMarx** Fri 01 Nov 2013, 11:17 am

There was nothing quite as cool as Frank
As he fingered the vault at the bank
He was quite the safe-cracker
and not a bad network hacker
And he sang backing vocals with Hoobastank

by **Kenny** Fri 01 Nov 2013, 11:39 am

Were you Rocker , Mod or Punk ?

by **JuliusHMarx** Fri 01 Nov 2013, 11:41 am

Were you Rocker , Mod or Punk ?
None - I've lived the life of a monk

by **Kenny** Fri 01 Nov 2013, 11:45 am

Were you Rocker , Mod or Punk ?
None - I've lived the life of a monk
Did you just have a habit ?

by **JuliusHMarx** Fri 01 Nov 2013, 11:48 am

Were you Rocker , Mod or Punk ?
None - I've lived the life of a monk
Did you just have a habit ?
No, a cassock dagnabbit

by **Kenny** Fri 01 Nov 2013, 12:05 pm

Were you Rocker , Mod or Punk ?
None - I've lived the life of a monk
Did you just have a habit ?
No, a cassock dagnabbit
At communion were you drunk as as a skunk ?

by **JuliusHMarx** Fri 01 Nov 2013, 12:26 pm

by **Kenny** Fri 01 Nov 2013, 1:34 pm

There once was a Nun and a Vicar

by Il Gialloblu Fri 01 Nov 2013, 2:35 pm

There once was a Nun and a Vicar
Who did nothing but argue and bicker

by **Kenny** Fri 01 Nov 2013, 3:37 pm

There once was a Nun and a Vicar
Who did nothing but argue and bicker
It once came to blows

by **JuliusHMarx** Fri 01 Nov 2013, 4:11 pm

There once was a Nun and a Vicar
Who did nothing but argue and bicker
It once came to blows
And Heaven only knows

by **Kenny** Fri 01 Nov 2013, 4:19 pm

There once was a Nun and a Vicar
Who did nothing but argue and bicker
It once came to blows
And Heaven only knows
Which one of their sex games was sicker

by Guest Fri 01 Nov 2013, 5:48 pm

by **Kenny** Sat 02 Nov 2013, 12:32 am

With hot wax being dripped on her skin

by Il Gialloblu Mon 04 Nov 2013, 11:20 am

With hot wax being dripped on her skin
By a midget who hailed from Turin

by **seanmichaels** Mon 04 Nov 2013, 11:46 am

With hot wax being dripped on her skin
By a midget who hailed from Turin
Rotund she went by the name Samba.

by **Kenny** Mon 04 Nov 2013, 4:35 pm

With hot wax being dripped on her skin
By a midget who hailed from Turin
Rotund she went by the name Samba.
being frigged by a de-venomed black mamba

by **JuliusHMarx** Mon 04 Nov 2013, 5:34 pm

With hot wax being dripped on her skin
By a midget who hailed from Turin
Rotund she went by the name Samba.
being frigged by a de-venomed black mamba
I missed it all, much to my chagrin

by Il Gialloblu Tue 05 Nov 2013, 2:41 pm

I've just booked a flight to Mogadishu

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