The Culture Cup Round 6 - new but not really improved

by kingraf Tue Jul 15, 2014 9:23 pm

First topic message reminder :

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:Insects, anyone?

Cooking tips?

Action netball?

I don't play action netball!!

by Mind the windows Tino. Tue Jul 22, 2014 7:09 pm

Leave it Rowley.

by **JuliusHMarx** Tue Jul 22, 2014 8:58 pm

Way to kill the thread, gimp.

by Mind the windows Tino. Tue Jul 22, 2014 9:03 pm

Yep. Where is michaels when you need him.

by **superflyweight** Tue Jul 22, 2014 9:04 pm

JuliusHMarx wrote:Way to kill the thread, gimp.

That should be the new badge. That or "Mimsy".

by **seanmichaels** Tue Jul 22, 2014 9:05 pm

Anyone know who the actress is who Ragnar Lothbrok started tapping at the end of Vikings is?

by **superflyweight** Tue Jul 22, 2014 9:05 pm

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:Yep. Where is michaels when you need him.

Probably drinking cheap cider through his mother-in-law's knickers.

by Mind the windows Tino. Tue Jul 22, 2014 9:09 pm

superflyweight wrote:
JuliusHMarx wrote:Way to kill the thread, gimp.

That should be the new badge. That or "Mimsy".

That's what it was earlier. Adam asked for suggestions but ignored my sensible ones like 'God' or 'Don Juan' and changed it from Gimp to Stalker.

Mimsy. Laugh

Still makes me chuckle after all this time.

by **seanmichaels** Tue Jul 22, 2014 9:10 pm

Alyssa Sutherland. My my she would get it.

And I haven't had cider for 2.5 weeks by the way.

by **superflyweight** Tue Jul 22, 2014 9:12 pm

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
superflyweight wrote:
JuliusHMarx wrote:Way to kill the thread, gimp.

That should be the new badge. That or "Mimsy".

That's what it was earlier. Adam asked for suggestions but ignored my sensible ones like 'God' or 'Don Juan' and changed it from Gimp to Stalker.

Mimsy.

Still makes me chuckle after all this time.

I must have missed the Gimp thing. A tad cruel but that whole Next catalogue thing makes you vulnerable to such name calling.

by Mind the windows Tino. Tue Jul 22, 2014 9:17 pm

superflyweight wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
superflyweight wrote:
JuliusHMarx wrote:Way to kill the thread, gimp.

That should be the new badge. That or "Mimsy".

That's what it was earlier. Adam asked for suggestions but ignored my sensible ones like 'God' or 'Don Juan' and changed it from Gimp to Stalker.

Mimsy.

Still makes me chuckle after all this time.

I must have missed the Gimp thing. A tad cruel but that whole Next catalogue thing makes you vulnerable to such name calling.

I don't understand why. Some of the shirt and jumper combinations are to die for.

Can't wait for the cooler weather so I can get them out again.

by **seanmichaels** Tue Jul 22, 2014 9:19 pm

John Craven wrote:
superflyweight wrote:
John Craven. wrote:
superflyweight wrote:
JuliusHMarx wrote:Way to kill the thread, gimp.

That should be the new badge. That or "Mimsy".

That's what it was earlier. Adam asked for suggestions but ignored my sensible ones like 'God' or 'Don Juan' and changed it from Gimp to Stalker.

Mimsy.

Still makes me chuckle after all this time.

I must have missed the Gimp thing. A tad cruel but that whole Next catalogue thing makes you vulnerable to such name calling.

I don't understand why. Some of the shirt and jumper combinations are to die for.

Can't wait for the cooler weather so I can get them out again.

by **JuliusHMarx** Tue Jul 22, 2014 9:29 pm

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
superflyweight wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
superflyweight wrote:
JuliusHMarx wrote:Way to kill the thread, gimp.

That should be the new badge. That or "Mimsy".

That's what it was earlier. Adam asked for suggestions but ignored my sensible ones like 'God' or 'Don Juan' and changed it from Gimp to Stalker.

Mimsy.

Still makes me chuckle after all this time.

I must have missed the Gimp thing. A tad cruel but that whole Next catalogue thing makes you vulnerable to such name calling.

I don't understand why. Some of the shirt and jumper combinations are to die for.

Can't wait for the cooler weather so I can get them out again.

Did you just write 'to die for'? Please tell me that's post-modern irony, or post-ironic modernism, or something that indicates you would never use it in real life.

by Mind the windows Tino. Tue Jul 22, 2014 9:33 pm

JuliusHMarx wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
superflyweight wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
superflyweight wrote:
JuliusHMarx wrote:Way to kill the thread, gimp.

That should be the new badge. That or "Mimsy".

That's what it was earlier. Adam asked for suggestions but ignored my sensible ones like 'God' or 'Don Juan' and changed it from Gimp to Stalker.

Mimsy.

Still makes me chuckle after all this time.

I must have missed the Gimp thing. A tad cruel but that whole Next catalogue thing makes you vulnerable to such name calling.

I don't understand why. Some of the shirt and jumper combinations are to die for.

Can't wait for the cooler weather so I can get them out again.

Did you just write 'to die for'? Please tell me that's post-modern irony, or post-ironic modernism, or something that indicates you would never use it in real life.

It's ironic, post-modernistic irony. It's whatever you want it to be Jules as you're my bestest ever poster in the history of the world.

Bog off michaels.

by **Union Cane** Tue Jul 22, 2014 9:35 pm

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:to die for

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by Mind the windows Tino. Tue Jul 22, 2014 9:36 pm

Union Cane wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:to die for

Yay!

by **Union Cane** Tue Jul 22, 2014 10:01 pm

Mr Campy Campingtons wrote:
Union Cane wrote:
Mr Campy Campingtons wrote:to die for

Yay!

Touché, Gok.

by Mind the windows Tino. Tue Jul 22, 2014 10:25 pm

Turkey escalope with chilli veg. New potatoes and sweetcorn.

Turkey was bit dry but some well placed gravy softened her up a bit.

Lemon meringue pie for dessert. Wonderful effort from chef.

by **superflyweight** Tue Jul 22, 2014 10:46 pm

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:Turkey escalope with chilli veg. New potatoes and sweetcorn.

Turkey was bit dry but some well placed gravy softened her up a bit.

Lemon meringue pie for dessert. Wonderful effort from chef.

Denise?

by Mind the windows Tino. Tue Jul 22, 2014 10:47 pm

superflyweight wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:Turkey escalope with chilli veg. New potatoes and sweetcorn.

Turkey was bit dry but some well placed gravy softened her up a bit.

Lemon meringue pie for dessert. Wonderful effort from chef.

Denise?

Weak at?

by **Galted** Tue Jul 22, 2014 10:49 pm

seanmichaels wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
seanmichaels wrote:the slimey shiites

They are not remotely slimey. Unless you scoop one out of the water or Galted has jizzed on one, they are completely dry.

Why would I jizz on a snake? It's not like you find them on sleeping orphans or war memorials.

by **superflyweight** Tue Jul 22, 2014 10:52 pm

Galted wrote:
seanmichaels wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
seanmichaels wrote:the slimey shiites

They are not remotely slimey. Unless you scoop one out of the water or Galted has jizzed on one, they are completely dry.

Why would I jizz on a snake? It's not like you find them on sleeping orphans or war memorials.

Your work treating you like an adult again?

by **Galted** Tue Jul 22, 2014 10:54 pm

superflyweight wrote:
Galted wrote:
seanmichaels wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
seanmichaels wrote:the slimey shiites

They are not remotely slimey. Unless you scoop one out of the water or Galted has jizzed on one, they are completely dry.

Why would I jizz on a snake? It's not like you find them on sleeping orphans or war memorials.

Your work treating you like an adult again?

Nope. Have a brief 606v2 home window.

by Mind the windows Tino. Tue Jul 22, 2014 10:56 pm

Galted wrote:
superflyweight wrote:
Galted wrote:
seanmichaels wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
seanmichaels wrote:the slimey shiites

They are not remotely slimey. Unless you scoop one out of the water or Galted has jizzed on one, they are completely dry.

Why would I jizz on a snake? It's not like you find them on sleeping orphans or war memorials.

Your work treating you like an adult again?

Nope. Have a brief 606v2 home window.

Surprised you're not w*nking over imaginary girls on v3.

by **JuliusHMarx** Tue Jul 22, 2014 11:01 pm

Galted is here!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by **JuliusHMarx** Tue Jul 22, 2014 11:02 pm

Galted, tell me about Will Ferrell

by **superflyweight** Tue Jul 22, 2014 11:03 pm

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
Galted wrote:
superflyweight wrote:
Galted wrote:
seanmichaels wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
seanmichaels wrote:the slimey shiites

They are not remotely slimey. Unless you scoop one out of the water or Galted has jizzed on one, they are completely dry.

Why would I jizz on a snake? It's not like you find them on sleeping orphans or war memorials.

Your work treating you like an adult again?

Nope. Have a brief 606v2 home window.

Surprised you're not w*nking over imaginary girls on v3.

TIMC regularly posts on there.

by **Galted** Tue Jul 22, 2014 11:15 pm

JuliusHMarx wrote:Galted, tell me about Will Ferrell

Uncanny, Julius. It's like you can read my mind.

He's a c*nt (Will Ferrell, not you). A complete and utter c*nt in the Jack Whitehall sense of the word.

by **Galted** Tue Jul 22, 2014 11:17 pm

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
Galted wrote:
superflyweight wrote:
Galted wrote:
seanmichaels wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
seanmichaels wrote:the slimey shiites

They are not remotely slimey. Unless you scoop one out of the water or Galted has jizzed on one, they are completely dry.

Why would I jizz on a snake? It's not like you find them on sleeping orphans or war memorials.

Your work treating you like an adult again?

Nope. Have a brief 606v2 home window.

Surprised you're not w*nking over imaginary girls on v3.

That died a bit of a death for me. Once I introduced them to Rowley they refused to eat anything but Yorkshire sausage.

by Rowley Tue Jul 22, 2014 11:22 pm

I tend to ruin women for other men. Many of my ex girlfriends have found other men to be so lacking they have become lesbians.

by Mind the windows Tino. Tue Jul 22, 2014 11:26 pm

Rowley wrote:I tend to ruin women for other men. Many of my ex girlfriends have found other men to be so lacking they have become lesbians.

Sean? Is that you?

by **Union Cane** Tue Jul 22, 2014 11:31 pm

Rowley wrote:I tend to ruin women for other men. Many of my ex girlfriends have found other men to be so lacking they have become lesbians.

I'm the other way, I tend to ruin women for other lesbians.

by Mind the windows Tino. Tue Jul 22, 2014 11:32 pm

Union Cane wrote:
Rowley wrote:I tend to ruin women for other men. Many of my ex girlfriends have found other men to be so lacking they have become lesbians.

I'm the other way, I tend to ruin imaginary women for other imaginary lesbians.

by **Union Cane** Tue Jul 22, 2014 11:34 pm

Nasty pasty.

by **Galted** Tue Jul 22, 2014 11:42 pm

And, once again...

Just like that...

I was gone...

by **seanmichaels** Tue Jul 22, 2014 11:43 pm

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
Rowley wrote:I tend to ruin women for other men. Many of my ex girlfriends have found other men to be so lacking they have become lesbians.

Sean? Is that you?

No. All my ex's are happily married with kids. Had to get rid of them on FB because whereas they were posting joyous pics of little Tommy or whoever, my cricket teammates were posting pictures of me passed out naked in the changing room with children's paint splattered all over me.

by **seanmichaels** Tue Jul 22, 2014 11:44 pm

sliced chicken breast from costco on a bed of mixed leaves with a blue cheese dressing. f'king awesome man.

by **Union Cane** Tue Jul 22, 2014 11:44 pm

seanmichaels wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
Rowley wrote:I tend to ruin women for other men. Many of my ex girlfriends have found other men to be so lacking they have become lesbians.

Sean? Is that you?

No. All my ex's are happily married with kids. Had to get rid of them on FB because whereas they were posting joyous pics of little Tommy or whoever, my cricket teammates were posting pictures of me passed out naked in the changing room with ~~children's paint~~ cricketer's semen splattered all over me.

by **JuliusHMarx** Tue Jul 22, 2014 11:51 pm

seanmichaels wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
Rowley wrote:I tend to ruin women for other men. Many of my ex girlfriends have found other men to be so lacking they have become lesbians.

Sean? Is that you?

No. All my ex's are happily married with kids. Had to get rid of them on FB because whereas they were posting joyous pics of little Tommy or whoever, my cricket teammates were posting pictures of me passed out naked in the changing room with children's paint splattered all over me.

What's the world coming to when you can't even pass out naked in a public place in privacy.

by Mind the windows Tino. Tue Jul 22, 2014 11:52 pm

Adam, you bastard!

by **superflyweight** Tue Jul 22, 2014 11:57 pm

seanmichaels wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
Rowley wrote:I tend to ruin women for other men. Many of my ex girlfriends have found other men to be so lacking they have become lesbians.

Sean? Is that you?

No. All my ex's are happily married with kids. Had to get rid of them on FB because whereas they were posting joyous pics of little Tommy or whoever, my cricket teammates were posting pictures of me passed out naked in the changing room with children's paint splattered all over me.

Why were you naked?

by Mind the windows Tino. Tue Jul 22, 2014 11:59 pm

superflyweight wrote:
seanmichaels wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
Rowley wrote:I tend to ruin women for other men. Many of my ex girlfriends have found other men to be so lacking they have become lesbians.

Sean? Is that you?

No. All my ex's are happily married with kids. Had to get rid of them on FB because whereas they were posting joyous pics of little Tommy or whoever, my cricket teammates were posting pictures of me passed out naked in the changing room with children's paint splattered all over me.

Why were you naked?

Why did he have a stump shoved up his bumhole as well.

by **JuliusHMarx** Wed Jul 23, 2014 12:01 am

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:Adam, you bastard!

Yay!

by Mind the windows Tino. Wed Jul 23, 2014 12:04 am

JuliusHMarx wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:Adam, you bastard!

Yay!

Don't you start, Jules. Anyone else but you.

by **seanmichaels** Wed Jul 23, 2014 12:06 am

superflyweight wrote:
seanmichaels wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
Rowley wrote:I tend to ruin women for other men. Many of my ex girlfriends have found other men to be so lacking they have become lesbians.

Sean? Is that you?

No. All my ex's are happily married with kids. Had to get rid of them on FB because whereas they were posting joyous pics of little Tommy or whoever, my cricket teammates were posting pictures of me passed out naked in the changing room with children's paint splattered all over me.

Why were you naked?

Not sure. It happens after a unusually large amount of alcohol. On the night concerned I think we were playing a game whereby you had to tea bag the pool table pockets whilst people tried to pot a ball blindfolded.

The paint came from some little b'stards who took liberties during my unconscious state. It wasn't cricket at all. Took bloody days to get off.

by **JuliusHMarx** Wed Jul 23, 2014 12:08 am

seanmichaels wrote:
superflyweight wrote:
seanmichaels wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
Rowley wrote:I tend to ruin women for other men. Many of my ex girlfriends have found other men to be so lacking they have become lesbians.

Sean? Is that you?

No. All my ex's are happily married with kids. Had to get rid of them on FB because whereas they were posting joyous pics of little Tommy or whoever, my cricket teammates were posting pictures of me passed out naked in the changing room with children's paint splattered all over me.

Why were you naked?

Not sure. It happens after a unusually large amount of alcohol.

That must be a lot, given that your usual daily amount is the government recommendation for a year.

by **seanmichaels** Wed Jul 23, 2014 12:09 am

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
JuliusHMarx wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:Adam, you bastard!

Yay!

Don't you start, Jules. Anyone else but you.

When we got promoted once we had a 2's player playing as late cover. He paid in the shower. Bottles of shampoo were emptied on his head so he couldn't see and then one bloke was to trying to shove a broom up his arris and whip it with a belt. His only solution was to sit down but that encouraged them to lash on his head. Fair play to him he saw the funny side.

by **JuliusHMarx** Wed Jul 23, 2014 12:11 am

You just quoted the wrong post didn't you sean?
Ironically it's the first time you've managed to use the quote function without cocking it up.

by **seanmichaels** Wed Jul 23, 2014 12:12 am

JuliusHMarx wrote:
seanmichaels wrote:
superflyweight wrote:
seanmichaels wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
Rowley wrote:I tend to ruin women for other men. Many of my ex girlfriends have found other men to be so lacking they have become lesbians.

Sean? Is that you?

No. All my ex's are happily married with kids. Had to get rid of them on FB because whereas they were posting joyous pics of little Tommy or whoever, my cricket teammates were posting pictures of me passed out naked in the changing room with children's paint splattered all over me.

Why were you naked?

Not sure. It happens after a unusually large amount of alcohol.

That must be a lot, given that your usual daily amount is the government recommendation for a year.

I had 2 broken ribs so i was scoring not playing. It was a hot day and I was thirsty so I kicked off at about 10am. I was out cold by 11pm but not before the pool antics and letting off several fire extinguishers.

by Mind the windows Tino. Wed Jul 23, 2014 12:12 am

seanmichaels wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
JuliusHMarx wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:Adam, you bastard!

Yay!

Don't you start, Jules. Anyone else but you.

When we got promoted once we had a 2's player playing as late cover. He paid in the shower. Bottles of shampoo were emptied on his head so he couldn't see and then one bloke was to trying to shove a broom up his arris and whip it with a belt. His only solution was to sit down but that encouraged them to lash on his head. Fair play to him he saw the funny side.

You guys are a hoot.

You're definitely not suffering any emotional scars from school though.....

by **seanmichaels** Wed Jul 23, 2014 12:13 am

JuliusHMarx wrote:You just quoted the wrong post didn't you sean?
Ironically it's the first time you've managed to use the quote function without cocking it up.

Might have done, yes.

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