The Culture Cup Round 6 - new but not really improved

by kingraf Tue 15 Jul 2014, 11:23 am

First topic message reminder :

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:Insects, anyone?

Cooking tips?

Action netball?

I don't play action netball!!

by Rowley Mon 21 Jul 2014, 2:32 pm

This is what he wrote originally Rick, Coming from a faux Scottish, Imperialist.

That to me suggests he is saying Superfly is faux Scottish and an imperialist.

by **Union Cane** Mon 21 Jul 2014, 2:39 pm

How dare Strongback cast such dispersions.

by kingraf Mon 21 Jul 2014, 2:39 pm

Had eight hours of sleep this weekend. Work is a real mission... Seeing Strongy implode is always uplifting though.

by **superflyweight** Mon 21 Jul 2014, 2:51 pm

Perhaps Strongy is Joycean in his use of punctuation, grammar and words. Or perhaps he is a pseudo intellectual.

Just to clarify, I am Scottish. As Sean Connery's character says in The Untouchables - "who would claim to be that, who is not?"

Given that Scotland has never had an Empire (unless you consider our continued occupation of Peebles to be an act of gross imperialism), I don't think I am an imperialist.

by **rIck_dAgless** Mon 21 Jul 2014, 2:54 pm

Jeff wrote:This is what he wrote originally Rick, Coming from a faux Scottish, Imperialist.

That to me suggests he is saying Superfly is faux Scottish and an imperialist.

Right you are, I kind of speed read the section now, basically catch up with some of Chris's posts, ans some of Tussys more lucid posts, and then retreat back here.

If you were going to pretend to be anything, you wouldnt pick Scottish would you? Wink

by **Union Cane** Mon 21 Jul 2014, 2:58 pm

superflyweight wrote:Given that Scotland has never had an Empire (unless you consider our continued occupation of Peebles to be an act of gross imperialism), I don't think I am an imperialist.

Your Scottish League Two has annexed Berwick-Upon-Tweed, does that not count as an empire?

by **JuliusHMarx** Mon 21 Jul 2014, 2:59 pm

Rowley wrote:This is what he wrote originally Rick, Coming from a faux Scottish, Imperialist.

That to me suggests he is saying Superfly is faux Scottish and an imperialist.

Is superfly friend or faux?

by **Union Cane** Mon 21 Jul 2014, 3:01 pm

JuliusHMarx wrote:
Rowley wrote:This is what he wrote originally Rick, Coming from a faux Scottish, Imperialist.

That to me suggests he is saying Superfly is faux Scottish and an imperialist.

Is superfly friend or faux?

(Deep) Fried or faux?

by Rowley Mon 21 Jul 2014, 3:06 pm

rick_dagless wrote:

Right you are, I kind of speed read the section now, basically catch up with some of Chris's posts, ans some of Tussys more lucid posts, and then retreat back here.

Struggle to imagine the second part of that quest would have taken too long.

by Guest Mon 21 Jul 2014, 3:08 pm

I just though STRONGY was struggling to spell the word "forks"

by **rIck_dAgless** Mon 21 Jul 2014, 3:11 pm

Jeff wrote:Struggle to imagine the second part of that quest would have taken too long.

Ignore anything with Mayweather, or Mayweather potential, and quit after the first few posts, so yep, about 10 seconds normally.

by **seanmichaels** Mon 21 Jul 2014, 3:16 pm

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
seanmichaels wrote:
JuliusHMarx wrote:
superflyweight wrote:Of course. Do keep up, Jules.

Sorry, I only keep up with interesting stuff. The stuff that Tino and Jeff post, that sort of thing.

Tino has a day off on Monday's. B&Q can be quite hectic on Sundays when the weather is fine.

I'm in, you git. I even posted on the boxing board. Busy today. Had a run on compost and outdoor lighting.

How was France?

It was alright. Saw loads of 18 year old knockers one day. Missus had the hump most of the time though and I was being monitored like a hawk.Also the weather was a bit too windy albeit hot.

Forgot to mention that one evening I strolled back into the house and saw the mother in law in knickers only. Not a pretty sight.

by **Union Cane** Mon 21 Jul 2014, 3:23 pm

seanmichaels wrote:Forgot to mention that one evening I strolled back into the house and saw the mother in law in knickers only.

What had happened to your trousers?

by Mind the windows Tino. Mon 21 Jul 2014, 3:23 pm

seanmichaels wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
seanmichaels wrote:
JuliusHMarx wrote:
superflyweight wrote:Of course. Do keep up, Jules.

Sorry, I only keep up with interesting stuff. The stuff that Tino and Jeff post, that sort of thing.

Tino has a day off on Monday's. B&Q can be quite hectic on Sundays when the weather is fine.

I'm in, you git. I even posted on the boxing board. Busy today. Had a run on compost and outdoor lighting.

How was France?

It was alright. Saw loads of 18 year old knockers one day. Missus had the hump most of the time though and I was being monitored like a hawk.Also the weather was a bit too windy albeit hot.

Forgot to mention that one evening I strolled back into the house and saw the mother in law in knickers only. Not a pretty sight.

Were they small knickers or were they big knickers that her fat arse had swallowed to give the impression of a thong?

Cricket is a shambles. I see Lyth got another century at the weekend. Thousand runs this season. They need to have a look at him.

by **Union Cane** Mon 21 Jul 2014, 3:29 pm

Union Cane wrote:
seanmichaels wrote:Forgot to mention that one evening I strolled back into the house and saw the mother in law in knickers only.

What had happened to your trousers?

Oh, the mother in law was in knickers only. I thought you liked a bit of antique minky-moo?

by **JuliusHMarx** Mon 21 Jul 2014, 3:31 pm

Union Cane wrote:
Union Cane wrote:
seanmichaels wrote:Forgot to mention that one evening I strolled back into the house and saw the mother in law in knickers only.

What had happened to your trousers?

Oh, the mother in law was in knickers only. I thought you liked a bit of antique minky-moo?

I quite the younger ladies - pretty sure your mother in law would fit the bill nicely.

by Guest Mon 21 Jul 2014, 3:40 pm

JuliusHMarx wrote:
Union Cane wrote:
Union Cane wrote:
seanmichaels wrote:Forgot to mention that one evening I strolled back into the house and saw the mother in law in knickers only.

What had happened to your trousers?

Oh, the mother in law was in knickers only. I thought you liked a bit of antique minky-moo?

I quite the younger ladies - pretty sure your mother in law would fit the bill nicely.

Shame she doesn't fit the knickers

by **seanmichaels** Mon 21 Jul 2014, 3:57 pm

She's nearly 70. It was ill.

Cricket is awful. No confidence or fight. Rotten

by Mind the windows Tino. Mon 21 Jul 2014, 4:03 pm

seanmichaels wrote:She's nearly 70.

Steady on, Jules. Don't rise to the bait.

by **JuliusHMarx** Mon 21 Jul 2014, 4:36 pm

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
seanmichaels wrote:She's nearly 70.

Steady on, Jules. Don't rise to the bait.

Too late.

by Mind the windows Tino. Mon 21 Jul 2014, 4:37 pm

JuliusHMarx wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
seanmichaels wrote:She's nearly 70.

Steady on, Jules. Don't rise to the bait.

Too late.

by Guest Mon 21 Jul 2014, 4:40 pm

Unless she's Helen Mirren, one would struggle to find anything remotely erotic about this particular part of the thread...unless Wayne Rooney is currently online.

by Rowley Tue 22 Jul 2014, 7:28 am

Despite the fact it means little to me, first.

by **rIck_dAgless** Tue 22 Jul 2014, 7:38 am

Morning Jeff, could be an interesting day on the boxing boards with the Chisora drop out.

(sicond)

by Mind the windows Tino. Tue 22 Jul 2014, 8:18 am

Fird.

Huge day for me yesterday. Got home from work, walked into the kitchen only to see the Next autumn catalogue sitting on the table. Managed to resist going through it last night but don't think I can hold off much longer.

Can't wait to see what combo's there are for the next season.

by **seanmichaels** Tue 22 Jul 2014, 8:28 am

Ha. My mate's mum still buys him all his clothes from the next catalogue. In the space of 10 years he's gone from taking freshers magic mushroom picking on dartmoor, to sitting at home drinking ale whilst wearing a spinach jersey over a lime green shirt.

Watched the John Bishop program on Australia last night. Wonderful stuff. I would really like to return, perhaps for good.

by **JuliusHMarx** Tue 22 Jul 2014, 8:35 am

seanmichaels wrote:...wearing a spinach jersey over a lime green shirt.

Hard to believe anyone could fall so low sean.

Morning Tino.

by Mind the windows Tino. Tue 22 Jul 2014, 8:36 am

seanmichaels wrote:Ha. My mate's mum still buys him all his clothes from the next catalogue. In the space of 10 years he's gone from taking freshers magic mushroom picking on dartmoor, to sitting at home drinking ale whilst wearing a spinach jersey over a lime green shirt.

Watched the John Bishop program on Australia last night. Wonderful stuff. I would really like to return, perhaps for good.

I don't have a lime green shirt. Morning Jules.

I watched that show as well. It was fantastic wasn't it. I loved the bit at the end when he traced his great uncle Ted's time down under. Really moving stuff.

You can't like listening to Bishop though? Don't you hate the accent? That's what I sound like...... Only a less harsh version as I'm only a Woollyback.

by Rowley Tue 22 Jul 2014, 8:40 am

Tina, as you know I have little but contempt and pity for your choice of clothing. However I will not and cannot stand idly by whilst you are mocked by a man who wears a tech by tumi jacket. I've got your back on this one, unless I spend all day on the boxing board saying I told you so over boxnation.

by **JuliusHMarx** Tue 22 Jul 2014, 8:42 am

Rowley wrote:I've got your back on this one

His Woollyback?

by Mind the windows Tino. Tue 22 Jul 2014, 8:43 am

Rowley wrote:Tina, as you know I have little but contempt and pity for your choice of clothing. However I will not and cannot stand idly by whilst you are mocked by a man who wears a tech by tumi jacket. I've got your back on this one, unless I spend all day on the boxing board saying I told you so over boxnation.

Thanks Jeff, your support is valued.

It's not only the Death by Tumi jacket, he admits his missus dresses him and he wears velvet elf boots. I kind of take his sartorial ribbing with a massive jug full of salt.

by **seanmichaels** Tue 22 Jul 2014, 8:44 am

Yes it is a little grating but not in the Carragher / Rooney / Gerrard sense. He has grown on me slightly' it may be down to his vocabulary more than his accent.

Loved the bananas bit. Never did that but the whole living with backpackers thing brought the memories back. Wished I'd been single, there was a lot of free love in the hostels.

by **Pal Joey** Tue 22 Jul 2014, 8:45 am

seanmichaels wrote:

Watched the John Bishop program on Australia last night. Wonderful stuff. I would really like to return, perhaps for good.

If you find some land I have 122 tonnes of dirt waiting here for you.

No, actually it is being carted off tomorrow. Can't wait. Although I was tempted to build an artificial mountain just to annoy Council.

by **seanmichaels** Tue 22 Jul 2014, 8:47 am

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
Rowley wrote:Tina, as you know I have little but contempt and pity for your choice of clothing. However I will not and cannot stand idly by whilst you are mocked by a man who wears a tech by tumi jacket. I've got your back on this one, unless I spend all day on the boxing board saying I told you so over boxnation.

Thanks Jeff, your support is valued.

It's not only the Death by Tumi jacket, he admits his missus dresses him and he wears velvet elf boots. I kind of take his sartorial ribbing with a massive jug full of salt.

I now have some chequed espodrils on the go. I look awesome.

Worried about getting a bit fat though. My gut is usually flat and now it is bloated like a toddler. Any tips?

by Mind the windows Tino. Tue 22 Jul 2014, 8:47 am

seanmichaels wrote:
Loved the bananas bit. Never did that but the whole living with backpackers thing brought the memories back. Wished I'd been single, there was a lot of free love in the hostels.

He ~~literally~~ figuratively sh*t himself when they put the plastic snake in there! That was hilarious.

by Mind the windows Tino. Tue 22 Jul 2014, 8:49 am

seanmichaels wrote: Any tips?

Exercise more and don't drink so much.

You're welcome.

by **seanmichaels** Tue 22 Jul 2014, 8:52 am

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
seanmichaels wrote:
Loved the bananas bit. Never did that but the whole living with backpackers thing brought the memories back. Wished I'd been single, there was a lot of free love in the hostels.

He ~~literally~~ figuratively sh*t himself when they put the plastic snake in there! That was hilarious.

The snakes outside the bat cave made me go a bit funny. Can't even watch the slimey shiites on TV without hairs standing up.

I did that walk along the beach at cape tribulation. Shat myself when we came to a shallow creek running into the sea and there was an 'Crocodiles: Do not swim' sign. Wouldn't have been on the beach if the f'ckers had told me there were crocs about.

by **seanmichaels** Tue 22 Jul 2014, 8:56 am

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
seanmichaels wrote: Any tips?

Exercise more and don't drink so much.

You're welcome.

I am fairly active. Smashed up a built in wardrobe last night and carried it down to the skip. They certainly built things properly back in 1914. Plus my groundsman stuff - cutting the square in 2 directions is nearly a 5km trot.

I think it is because I've started eating as well as drinking. Drinking is a no no at the moment but had a take out curry last night. Lamb Achari. It was quite wonderful

by Mind the windows Tino. Tue 22 Jul 2014, 8:59 am

seanmichaels wrote:the slimey shiites

They are not remotely slimey. Unless you scoop one out of the water, they are completely dry.

by **seanmichaels** Tue 22 Jul 2014, 9:00 am

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
seanmichaels wrote:the slimey shiites

They are not remotely slimey. Unless you scoop one out of the water or Galted has jizzed on one, they are completely dry.

by **seanmichaels** Tue 22 Jul 2014, 9:01 am

I had a dream last night that I was Tyson Fury's house cleaner. He lived on the top floor of a sky scraper. Quite bizarre.

by Mind the windows Tino. Tue 22 Jul 2014, 9:02 am

seanmichaels wrote:or Galted has jizzed on one

Or anyone else for that matter.

And thanks, Adam.

by **JuliusHMarx** Tue 22 Jul 2014, 9:03 am

Nice new badge Tino.

by Adam D Tue 22 Jul 2014, 9:03 am

You are welcome!

I tell you what, I will give you a better one - suggestions welcome

by Mind the windows Tino. Tue 22 Jul 2014, 9:04 am

Adam D wrote:You are welcome!

I tell you what, I will give you a better one - suggestions welcome

God?
Stud?
Don Juan?

by **seanmichaels** Tue 22 Jul 2014, 9:04 am

Adam D wrote:You are welcome!

I tell you what, I will give you a better one - suggestions welcome

Muffin top.

by Mind the windows Tino. Tue 22 Jul 2014, 9:06 am

seanmichaels wrote:
Adam D wrote:You are welcome!

I tell you what, I will give you a better one - suggestions welcome

Muffin top.

Ripped.

by Mind the windows Tino. Tue 22 Jul 2014, 9:08 am

by **JuliusHMarx** Tue 22 Jul 2014, 9:08 am

Can you fit "Jules' Favourite Poster" on a badge?

by Rowley Tue 22 Jul 2014, 9:09 am

Prince Phillip will annoy him enormously Adam.

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