The Culture Cup Round 6 - new but not really improved

by kingraf Tue 15 Jul 2014 - 11:23

First topic message reminder :

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:Insects, anyone?

Cooking tips?

Action netball?

I don't play action netball!!

by **seanmichaels** Wed 23 Jul 2014 - 13:24

http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/commonwealth-games/28292980

by Mind the windows Tino. Wed 23 Jul 2014 - 13:25

seanmichaels wrote:
superflyweight wrote:Do you find the dump to be a good spot for a bit of the old raping?

I often used to fall asleep on the job (boning not raping).

I imagine that's quite easy to do when you're face down on a pillow.

by **seanmichaels** Wed 23 Jul 2014 - 13:32

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
seanmichaels wrote:
superflyweight wrote:Do you find the dump to be a good spot for a bit of the old raping?

I often used to fall asleep on the job (boning not raping).

I imagine that's quite easy to do when you're face down on a pillow.

bog off windows. just cos your missus and kids are harder than you

by **JuliusHMarx** Wed 23 Jul 2014 - 13:49

Here's one for all you Tinos in the audience tonight
music

Feelings, nothing more than feelings... music

by Mind the windows Tino. Wed 23 Jul 2014 - 13:59

JuliusHMarx wrote:Here's one for all you Tinos in the audience tonight
Feelings, nothing more than feelings...

You still haven't told us what you had for lunch?

by **Union Cane** Wed 23 Jul 2014 - 14:03

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
JuliusHMarx wrote:Here's one for all you Tinos in the audience tonight
Feelings, nothing more than feelings...

You still haven't told us what you had for lunch?

An apple?

Spoiler:

by **JuliusHMarx** Wed 23 Jul 2014 - 14:03

Why would anyone care what I had for lunch? If I could write a witty and erudite review a la Galted, I would. But I can't.

by **JuliusHMarx** Wed 23 Jul 2014 - 14:04

Union Cane wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
JuliusHMarx wrote:Here's one for all you Tinos in the audience tonight
Feelings, nothing more than feelings...

You still haven't told us what you had for lunch?

An apple?

Spoiler:

Oy vey, you schmuck.

by Mind the windows Tino. Wed 23 Jul 2014 - 14:06

JuliusHMarx wrote:Why would anyone care what I had for lunch? If I could write a witty and erudite review a la Galted, I would. But I can't.

I care, Julius. I care.

by **JuliusHMarx** Wed 23 Jul 2014 - 14:08

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
JuliusHMarx wrote:Why would anyone care what I had for lunch? If I could write a witty and erudite review a la Galted, I would. But I can't.

I care, Julius. I care.

No you don't. I had a sandwich, some crisps and a piece of cake. The cake was quite difficult to eat, but the sandwich was a piece of cake.

by **seanmichaels** Wed 23 Jul 2014 - 14:13

Old people love tongue sandwiches

by Rowley Wed 23 Jul 2014 - 14:26

Killed another one Sean?

by **seanmichaels** Wed 23 Jul 2014 - 14:28

Rowley wrote:Killed another one Sean?

Nah. Going nowhere anyway.

by Mind the windows Tino. Wed 23 Jul 2014 - 14:30

seanmichaels wrote:
Rowley wrote:Killed another one Sean?

Nah. Going nowhere anyway.

Agreed.

Let's talk about you going for a sh*t or your golden showers with your gay cricketing friends.

by **Union Cane** Wed 23 Jul 2014 - 14:35

Anagrams anyone? = A MANAGER ANNOYS

by Rowley Wed 23 Jul 2014 - 14:36

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
seanmichaels wrote:
Rowley wrote:Killed another one Sean?

Nah. Going nowhere anyway.

Agreed.

Let's talk about you going for a sh*t or your golden showers with your gay cricketing friends.

It's not gay when it is drunken "banter". Is like getting bummed by the older kids at school, it doesn't count.

by **seanmichaels** Wed 23 Jul 2014 - 14:42

You state boys are the real bummers. We were too busy ploughing through the ho's for anything homo.

by **JuliusHMarx** Wed 23 Jul 2014 - 14:44

Union Cane wrote:Anagrams anyone? = A MANAGER ANNOYS

Alex Ferguson.

by **JuliusHMarx** Wed 23 Jul 2014 - 15:37

F*ck me I've michaelsed the thread. Tino, I'm disappointed by your lack of support in this matter. If you had been my favourite poster you no longer would be.

by Mind the windows Tino. Wed 23 Jul 2014 - 15:42

JuliusHMarx wrote:F*ck me I've michaelsed the thread. Tino, I'm disappointed by your lack of support in this matter. If you had been my favourite poster you no longer would be.

Sorry, I am still trying to work out Union's anagram. Where does the question mark fit in?

by **JuliusHMarx** Wed 23 Jul 2014 - 15:47

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:Where does the question mark fit in?

It means the answer can be 'No thanks'.

by Rowley Wed 23 Jul 2014 - 15:50

You didn't do it Jules . You made an admirable effort to save a thread that had been michaeled. Is like trying to get a pork chop out of the oven and back on its feet. Well intentioned but ultimately futile.

by **Union Cane** Wed 23 Jul 2014 - 15:55

The anagram was an anagram of anagrams anyone.

by **JuliusHMarx** Wed 23 Jul 2014 - 16:03

Union Cane wrote:The anagram was an anagram of anagrams anyone.

If anything deserves to michaels the thread, it's that one. Lucky for you I'm in a good mood - have yet to wet myself today. Things are looking up.

by Mind the windows Tino. Wed 23 Jul 2014 - 16:20

Duh, duh duh. Another one bites the dust.

by **Union Cane** Wed 23 Jul 2014 - 16:28

Semen chisels all over the place.

by **superflyweight** Wed 23 Jul 2014 - 16:30

Last edited by Mind the windows Tino. on Wed Jul 23, 2014 4:29 pm; edited 1 time in total (Reason for editing : Forgot a word. Thank Frak no one noticed.)

by Mind the windows Tino. Wed 23 Jul 2014 - 16:31

'Whipping your mum's mimsy'

Laugh

by Rowley Wed 23 Jul 2014 - 16:35

This thread is a stiff! Bereft of life, it rests in peace!

by Mind the windows Tino. Wed 23 Jul 2014 - 16:40

It won't work, he has gone for a nap.

by **Union Cane** Wed 23 Jul 2014 - 16:43

Some of my favourite Queen songs...

Don't Me Now
I To Break Free
We The Champions
Radio Ga
Another Bites The Dust

by **JuliusHMarx** Wed 23 Jul 2014 - 16:45

Union Cane wrote:Some of my favourite Queen songs...

Don't Me Now
I To Break Free
We The Champions
Radio Ga
Another Bites The Dust

How very Bohemian.

by Rowley Wed 23 Jul 2014 - 16:46

Some of my favourite Queen songs

Whichever is the shortest Queen song
Whichever is the second shortest Queen song
Whichever is the third shortest Queen song
Whichever is the fourth shortest Queen song
Whichever is the fifth shortest Queen song.

In that order.

by Mind the windows Tino. Wed 23 Jul 2014 - 16:47

Some of my favourite Union quotes...

Union Cane wrote: I love you Tino. Please don't make me cry again. I'll try and be more like Julius, I am just not as clever as him

Union Cane wrote: She is real, I promise. Honestly, she really is

Union Cane wrote: Sorry for the PM's, Tino. I appreciate you're not interested in me and I will stop sending those naughty pictures from now on

by Guest Wed 23 Jul 2014 - 17:01

Rowley wrote:Some of my favourite Queen songs

Whichever is the shortest Queen song
Whichever is the second shortest Queen song
Whichever is the third shortest Queen song
Whichever is the fourth shortest Queen song
Whichever is the fifth shortest Queen song.

In that order.

I trust you have your suicide kit at the ready for when they announce whichever Queen song happens to contain the "greatest riff ever" closely followed by "the Final Countdown" "Livin' on a Prayer" "Layla" and assorted sh!t from The Kaiser Chiefs, Oasis, the Killers, Lenny Kravitz and the f*cking White Stripes (Kerrang magazine once had the lass from White Stripes in it's list of "best Rock/Metal drummers"

I could f*****g weep!!!!!!!

by Rowley Wed 23 Jul 2014 - 17:04

On reflection it should probably be written as QUEEN.

by Guest Wed 23 Jul 2014 - 17:06

Rowley wrote:On reflection it should probably be written as QUEEN.

Only if you want me to burn your house down with you in it

by **seanmichaels** Wed 23 Jul 2014 - 23:07

Was rod Stewart ever cool? That was horrific. Some scent skirt in the welsh lineup though. They also love English Hampton.

by **Pal Joey** Thu 24 Jul 2014 - 6:36

I liked the Scottish Terriers. Thought that was a clever touch. Good opening ceremony - sort of understated yet still very pleasing to the eye.

The ears were OK until Rod came on. He used to have such a great voice but didn't he have some problem with his throat a few years ago?

by Rowley Thu 24 Jul 2014 - 7:26

seanmichaels wrote:Was rod Stewart ever cool? That was horrific. Some scent skirt in the welsh lineup though. They also love English Hampton.

Yes he was. The Faces were very cool and are excellent.

by **superflyweight** Thu 24 Jul 2014 - 7:28

Linebreaker wrote:I liked the Scottish Terriers. Thought that was a clever touch. Good opening ceremony - sort of understated yet still very pleasing to the eye.

The ears were OK until Rod came on. He used to have such a great voice but didn't he have some problem with his throat a few years ago?

It made me ashamed to be Scottish.

by **ShahenshahG** Thu 24 Jul 2014 - 7:40

My mate said it was worth all the complete and utter (insert many homophobic words here and reference to the yank puf and butch greg dyke) to see the red white and blue over celtic effin Park.

by Mind the windows Tino. Thu 24 Jul 2014 - 8:21

superflyweight wrote:
Linebreaker wrote:I liked the Scottish Terriers. Thought that was a clever touch. Good opening ceremony - sort of understated yet still very pleasing to the eye.

The ears were OK until Rod came on. He used to have such a great voice but didn't he have some problem with his throat a few years ago?

It made me ashamed to be Scottish.

I didn't see the opening ceremony but I am ashamed to be half Scottish.

by **superflyweight** Thu 24 Jul 2014 - 8:56

I'm also ashamed that you're half Scottish, Tina.

by Mind the windows Tino. Thu 24 Jul 2014 - 8:59

superflyweight wrote:I'm also ashamed that you're half Scottish, Tina.

Where did it all go wrong, Super?

You and I used to be such good friends. Now there is nothing but animosity and hatred.

An empty void that I have filled with Julius and you have filled with trying to goad Strongback.

by Rowley Thu 24 Jul 2014 - 9:06

Morning all. Did not watch the opening ceremony so cannot join in with this vaguely xenophobic conversation. What are we all up to this weekend?

by **JuliusHMarx** Thu 24 Jul 2014 - 9:07

Can I just say for the record that I have never filled Tino's empty void.

by Mind the windows Tino. Thu 24 Jul 2014 - 9:08

Morning Jules.

Morning Jeff.

Don't we normally save the weekend things for a Friday, Jeffrey, or are you off tomorrow?

by **Union Cane** Thu 24 Jul 2014 - 9:09

I watched the ceremony, a highlight for me was Gary Lineker referring to "Gersey and Juernsey".

by Mind the windows Tino. Thu 24 Jul 2014 - 9:09

Great badge, Adam.

In the words of the great Windy, I am only a quarter wit.

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