The Culture Cup Round 6 - new but not really improved

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Mind the windows Tino. wrote:Insects, anyone?

Cooking tips?

Action netball?

I don't play action netball!!

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

Union Cane wrote:http://www.paperblog.fr/2301151/les-fesses-incroyables-d-erika-prezerakou/

This is in French but there are lots of pictures.

I love the fact you felt the need to tell us what language this site was in.

French.

Union Cane wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

Union Cane wrote:http://www.paperblog.fr/2301151/les-fesses-incroyables-d-erika-prezerakou/

This is in French but there are lots of pictures.

I love the fact you felt the need to tell us what language this site was in.

French.

Thanks, pal.

De rien.

Rythmic gymnastics is on, shouldn't you be salivating over that?

Union Cane wrote:De rien.

Rythmic gymnastics is on, shouldn't you be salivating over that?

Nah, we were watching the squash. Some English dude is thrashing someone from Mauritius.

It's a mismatch.

Union Cane wrote:De rien.

Rythmic gymnastics is on, shouldn't you be salivating over that?

What's your favourite element? Ribbon, rope, hoop, sticks (or skittles?)... and what's the other one? That's right - ball.

Linebreaker wrote:

Union Cane wrote:De rien.

Rythmic gymnastics is on, shouldn't you be salivating over that?

What's your favourite element? Ribbon, rope, hoop, sticks (or skittles?)... and what's the other one? That's right - ball.

Mine is Cadmium.

Female gymnasts are in the corridor of uncertainty (to quote Boycs) so I tend to leave alone...

JuliusHMarx wrote:

Linebreaker wrote:

Union Cane wrote:De rien.

Rythmic gymnastics is on, shouldn't you be salivating over that?

What's your favourite element? Ribbon, rope, hoop, sticks (or skittles?)... and what's the other one? That's right - ball.

Mine is Cadmium.

Palladium for me.

Quite like the ribbon though. So girly.

JuliusHMarx wrote:

Linebreaker wrote:

Union Cane wrote:De rien.

Rythmic gymnastics is on, shouldn't you be salivating over that?

What's your favourite element? Ribbon, rope, hoop, sticks (or skittles?)... and what's the other one? That's right - ball.

Mine is Cadmium.

Mine is Gold, bit obvious but can't be too many elements named after Spandeau Ballet songs.

Rowley wrote:

JuliusHMarx wrote:

Linebreaker wrote:

Union Cane wrote:De rien.

Rythmic gymnastics is on, shouldn't you be salivating over that?

What's your favourite element? Ribbon, rope, hoop, sticks (or skittles?)... and what's the other one? That's right - ball.

Mine is Cadmium.

Mine is Gold, bit obvious but can't be too many elements named after Spandeau Ballet songs.

True.

Linebreaker wrote:

JuliusHMarx wrote:

Linebreaker wrote:

Union Cane wrote:De rien.

Rythmic gymnastics is on, shouldn't you be salivating over that?

What's your favourite element? Ribbon, rope, hoop, sticks (or skittles?)... and what's the other one? That's right - ball.

Mine is Cadmium.

Palladium for me.

Good buy, palladium.  For a rich investor like you, LB.

Third straight year of supply deficit.  80% of global production comes from Russia.  Might of noticed a bit of trouble around that region.  The rest of it comes from South Africa (corrupt) North America and Zimbabwe (almost as troubled as the Gaza strip).

Very good Jules, you're normally too highly strung to get involved in such punnery but that was a belter.

Always had a soft spot for mendelevium. Can't beat a synthetic element.

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:Might of noticed a bit of trouble around that region.

I might've. Or I might have. Very unlikely that I might of.

JuliusHMarx wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:Might of noticed a bit of trouble around that region.

I might've. Or I might have. Very unlikely that I might of.

If I was talking to you I would have made more effort with my grammar.

LB won't notice.

There is a bloke in my office who does not know when to use nothing or anything. As such he frequently saying things like "I never did nothing" or "We never did nothing wrong" Was it not for the fact he is ex army and quite clearly slightly unhinged I would point it out to him in quite angry terms. As it is I have to just sit and endure it, getting progressively more angry. I suspect I will develop an ulcer fairly soon.

Relax Jeff, you'll just have to accept that you can't do nothing about it.

LOL.

Union Cane wrote:Relax Jeff, you'll just have to accept that you can't do nothing about it.

That post managed to make me both angry and amused at the same time, which is a strange mix of emotions.

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:LOL.

It's 'LOL out loud', you tw@t!

Rowley wrote:

Union Cane wrote:Relax Jeff, you'll just have to accept that you can't do nothing about it.

That post managed to make me both angry and amused at the same time, which is a strange mix of emotions.

Angrused?

Rowley wrote:There is a bloke in my office who does not know when to use nothing or anything. As such he frequently saying things like "I never did nothing" or "We never did nothing wrong" Was it not for the fact he is ex army and quite clearly slightly unhinged I would point it out to him in quite angry terms. As it is I have to just sit and endure it, getting progressively more angry. I suspect I will develop an ulcer fairly soon.

I understand your pain Jeff. It annoys me, for example, when people say 'Was it not...' when it should be 'Were it not...".

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

JuliusHMarx wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:Might of noticed a bit of trouble around that region.

I might've. Or I might have. Very unlikely that I might of.

If I was talking to you I would have made more effort with my grammar.

LB won't notice.

No, I haven't been on in the last hour or so.

Those white swans are doing well. They'll struggle on the bike leg though.

When it comes to the use of subjunctive verbs I was always taught that using were tended to be appropriate when referring to something that was wishful or hopeful rather than something that was true. The bloke at my work is very much ex army and unhinged as such was seemed more appropriate.

Linebreaker wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

JuliusHMarx wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:Might of noticed a bit of trouble around that region.

I might've. Or I might have. Very unlikely that I might of.

If I was talking to you I would have made more effort with my grammar.

LB won't notice.

No, I haven't been on in the last hour or so.

Those white swans are doing well. They'll struggle on the bike leg though.

They are swimming in Glasgow. I wonder if the non-Scottish triathletes have been warned about the potential for dead bodies getting in their way.

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

Linebreaker wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

JuliusHMarx wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:Might of noticed a bit of trouble around that region.

I might've. Or I might have. Very unlikely that I might of.

If I was talking to you I would have made more effort with my grammar.

LB won't notice.

No, I haven't been on in the last hour or so.

Those white swans are doing well. They'll struggle on the bike leg though.

They are swimming in Glasgow.  I wonder if the non-Scottish triathletes have been warned about the potential for dead bodies getting in their way.

... and jobbies.

You could be right Jeff. I don't know for certain.

superflyweight wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

Linebreaker wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

JuliusHMarx wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:Might of noticed a bit of trouble around that region.

I might've. Or I might have. Very unlikely that I might of.

If I was talking to you I would have made more effort with my grammar.

LB won't notice.

No, I haven't been on in the last hour or so.

Those white swans are doing well. They'll struggle on the bike leg though.

They are swimming in Glasgow.  I wonder if the non-Scottish triathletes have been warned about the potential for dead bodies getting in their way.

... and jobbies.  

Is it really that bad? The dead bodies I mean; not the jobbies.

Linebreaker wrote:

superflyweight wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

Linebreaker wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

JuliusHMarx wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:Might of noticed a bit of trouble around that region.

I might've. Or I might have. Very unlikely that I might of.

If I was talking to you I would have made more effort with my grammar.

LB won't notice.

No, I haven't been on in the last hour or so.

Those white swans are doing well. They'll struggle on the bike leg though.

They are swimming in Glasgow.  I wonder if the non-Scottish triathletes have been warned about the potential for dead bodies getting in their way.

... and jobbies.  

Is it really that bad? The dead bodies I mean; not the jobbies.

Palestinian families have refused asylum in Glasgow, preferring to take their chances in Gaza.

Lived in Glasgow for two years and was basically on high alert at all times and living in a state of fear.

At one point when I lived there it was comfortably the murder capital of Europe and storming up the world lists. It's particularly worrying given there is very little gun crime and that most of the victims seemed to be the random recipients of a "chibbing".

At the weekend a taxi rank on Sauchiehall Street at about 1am is like skydiving without a parachute.

Free love on the freelove freeway,
The love is free and the freeway’s long
I got some hot love on the hotlove highway,
Ain't going home ‘cause my baby's gone.

She's dead?

She's not dead

Bird doing the team building was quite fit. From Lincolnshire yet totally literate. Lovely woman and definitely would.

I was from Lincolnshire, on behalf of all fellow Lincolnshirians I take great offence at the implication that I / we / are / am illiterate.

Sean, she could be a human trafficker with zero personal hygiene, facial disfigurement and you still would!!!!!

Union Cane wrote:I was from Lincolnshire, on behalf of all fellow Lincolnshirians I take great offence at the implication that I / we / are / am illiterate.

it's "unliterate"

Union Cane wrote:I was from Lincolnshire.

Yes, I knew. Lincolnshire and Cheshire full of steers.

My nephew is going to Uni in Lincoln this September. Lovely place.

Uni friend lived in Boston. Her brother came home and told the family that he liked dropping anchor in poo bay. The old man told him to get out and not bother coming back until he'd straightened himself out.

I'm literally pi**ing myself at some of your posts today, Jeff.

I must have got lucky on my visits to Glasgow. Got absolutely wasted there once when I was 17 but got helped up from a doorway, brushed off and put in to a taxi with the fare paid for me by three proper NEDs.

I guess they wait until you're an adult at 18 before they start caving your head in and nicking your wallet in those kind of situations. Salt of the earth, they are.

Rowley wrote:My nephew is going to Uni in Lincoln this September. Lovely place.

It is a lovely place, the only thing that spoils it is the students.

Not sure he will do too much to improve matters on that front Union, being both a student and a bell end.

He can do what he likes, as I don't live there no more. What is he studying? Madeupology?

In my day it was english, maths, french, goegraphy, history, biology, chemistry, physics, latin, spanish and CDT. Nowadays you can get a gcse for f'king cooking!

He is doing Business I believe Union. Genuinely hope that meets with everyone's approval on here. I did ask him to check in before he booked but I guess he ignored me.

Is a bit unfortunate for me, I have spent the last ten years watching him play football on a Sunday. I no longer have that option, and as TSMR and I have no children I have no one to replace him. Can't just go an watch random kids, will end up on a register, but will drive TSMR up the wall if I am in the house all weekend.

Rowley wrote:Is a bit unfortunate for me, I have spent the last ten years watching him play football on a Sunday. I no longer have that option, and as TSMR and I have no children I have no one to replace him. Can't just go an watch random kids, will end up on a register, but will drive TSMR up the wall if I am in the house all weekend.

You could take up golf, get a dog, or perhaps have an affair?

Golf would play havoc with my bad back, a dog would almost certainly upset the cat and I am fat, old and ugly.

May have a solution though. My good friends the gays are adopting, if they get a boy all my prayers may be answered.

Rowley wrote:Golf would play havoc with my bad back, a dog would almost certainly upset the cat and I am fat, old and ugly.

May have a solution though. My good friends the gays are adopting, if they get a boy all my prayers may be answered.

You'll have to work as a full time security guard for the boys arsshole

They are gay Shah, no paedos.