The Culture Cup Round 6 - new but not really improved

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5. civic

A great pity that "locking the tent" wasn't an option for you in your school days, sean.

superflyweight wrote:A great pity that "locking the tent" wasn't an option for you in your school days, sean.  

you live and learn.......

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Have surpassed myself on the DM by hitting triple figures for dislikes for a comment.  Cath from Malta hopes that I rot in hell when my time comes. "No not enough, just stick a ball in your windpipe for eternity, making sure every breath you take is hell". Kathy from Brighton and Gina from London think that I'm exceptionally unfunny.

They're clearly all frustrated at the lack of decent c*ck they get.  Not surprising with the Malta one, I've been there and the gash is the dumpy type you wouldn't even do for a bet.

One response said "anchor...." and nothing else.  I suspect that it's SerialDave leaving a chilling warning.

Did you make a joke about the hippo dying Galted?

What prompted the hatred, Galted?  Surely
not a wrap-it-up review?

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2734601/Hippo-suffers-painful-death-mistaking-tennis-ball-thrown-enclosure-apple-swallowing-it.html#comments

Check worst rated SFW

I gave you a plus rating Galted, you deserve more love over there.

Thanks, chaps. And well-spotted, Shah, didn't really think anyone would be clever enough to check. Should've used a pseudonym.

Many apologies for butting in on the adult's conversation but my wife saw me on the Daily Mail website and I had to make my excuse that this link had sent me there and said I was reading about a hippo.

She asked "Oh is that the story about the hippo that ate the tennis ball because it thought it was an apple?"

My response was "how the f*ck do they know the hippo thought it was an apple?"

It could have just thought "oh a tennis ball if I eat this perhaps I'll die and get out of this god forsaken zoo".

Okay.

As you were cool kids.

Don't apologise for butting in Hibbz, to be honest since Tina passed away and Galted refused to buy a proper phone we are welcome of the attention.

I just literally lolled at Baby does Ice Bucket Challenge : https://youtu.be/Bp6nHzodDQ4

ahaha FOOKIN ELL

Can't find any of your comments...

Excellent work Galted dear boy, you need to play spot the vegan next, should be easy pickings on there!

Fist

Sicond.

Any theories on Tina's demise, Rick?

Morning super.

I just assumed that he was Cliff Richard, everything seemed to match, unlike the horrendous tank top/shirt combos.

It's a good theory. I could see Cliff being into the stuff Kings of Leon have put out lately.

It does seem to fit with claiming multiple offspring to cover up a seemingly celibate public lifestyle...

Like seans constant flange referencing to cover up his school days.

rick_dagless wrote:Excellent work Galted dear boy, you need to play spot the vegan next, should be easy pickings on there!

Fist

get me a link Rick.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2734601/Hippo-suffers-painful-death-mistaking-tennis-ball-thrown-enclosure-apple-swallowing-it.html#

here you go sean, click on the "Worst Rated" Tab at the top of the comments and enjoy

Can't believe there is still a debate about the Tina/Cliff angle. Rick has outlined the main reasons why it is an open and shut case, superfly's excellent addition of the Kings of Leon factor simply puts another nail in the coffin.

Back at work today. Sh1te.

Jeff wrote:Can't believe there is still a debate about the Tina/Cliff angle. Rick has outlined the main reasons why it is an open and shut case, superfly's excellent addition of the Kings of Leon factor simply puts another nail in the coffin.

I thought it was well and truly put to bed Jeff, pehaps super was too busy watching a Thunderbird debate with a Jelly Baby and lost concentration...

Morning Jules

I watched The Eagle Has Landed. I found Donald Sutherland's Irish accent more convincing than the arguments put forward by Darling and Salmond.

The amazing thing is that Sutherland's accent is not even in the top 5 worst accents in that film. My favourite is Michael Caine trying to do a German accent by talking like he's choking on a burnt chip.

Keanu Reeves in Dracula was pretty horrendous...

I watched that the other night Rick, Keanu's ongoing ability to secure work is one of the great mysteries of modern cinema.

Jeff wrote:I watched that the other night Rick, Keanu's ongoing ability to secure work is one of the great mysteries of modern cinema

I actually like him in roles where no emotion is needed, The Matrix, Bill & Ted etc but the instant some acting is needed...

He's good in Point Break. Great film, always forget it when compiling my top 10.

He was not bad in Constantine, depite the film itself being poostain...

Did you find "Hippogate" sean?

Loads of people love point break, the appeal has always been lost on me, macho BS that does not make a lot of sense.

Rowley wrote:Loads of people love point break, the appeal has always been lost on me, macho BS that does not make a lot of sense.

The bird in it is lovely.

rick_dagless wrote:He was not bad in Constantine, depite the film itself being poostain...

Did you find "Hippogate" sean?

Yes I did. Amusing. Are there only 2 comments?

I think Galted needs to get on Mumsnet.

There were hundreds of comments sean (I think)

sean wrote:I think Galted needs to get on Mumsnet.

And start debating the potential need to have a licence to breed...

rick_dagless wrote:There were hundreds of comments sean (I think)

sean wrote:I think Galted needs to get on Mumsnet.

And start debating the potential need to have a licence to breed...

100's from Galted?

sean wrote:100's from Galted?

Ah I see what you mean, in that case, as you were, only 2 from Galted...

Hundreds from angry Hippophiles...

Rowley wrote:Loads of people love point break, the appeal has always been lost on me, macho BS that does not make a lot of sense.

This is why I love you Jeff.
I went to see it with my girlfriend of the time and we both thought it was laughable sh1te. Zen and the art of surfing nonsense with some truly cr@p dialog.

Kathryn Bigelow is a fairly average director. The Hurt Locker in no way, shape or form deserved the praise it received. Call me a bluff old traditionalist if you must, but surely a best film oscar winner should have some sort of story or narrative.

Snobs.

Watched Rise of the Planet of the Apes the other day. Thought that was good. Missus thought it was rubbish but then she doesn't even like The Day After Tomorrow.

Why does every film have to be the "Rise" of something these days...

seanmichaels wrote:. Missus thought it was rubbish but then she doesn't even like The Day After Tomorrow.

And rightly so.

Good film The Day after Tomorrow. Just behind Independence Day, Cloverfield and Twister in terms of disaster movies.

When is someone going to have the balls to nominate Stephen Hawking for the Ice Bucket Challenge? He's perhaps the most high profile sufferer of Motor Neurone Disease and what's more, it would be f*cking hilarious

DAVE667 wrote:When is someone going to have the balls to nominate Stephen Hawking for the Ice Bucket Challenge? He's perhaps the most high profile sufferer of Motor Neurone Disease and what's more, it would be f*cking hilarious

Ha! You do it Dave. I suppose you'd have to be careful of the electrics on his bumper car though.

I took my stance against the ice bucket challenge one step further last night by telling my sister-in-law that I simply don't like people with muscular dystrophy.

Means I'd have to do it first Sean and I'm not going to because A/ despite the worthy cause, people seem to have lost sight of that fact and are simply doing it to get their name in the media (although the models doing it braless in white t-shirts are beyond criticism). Get drenched in ice cold water or DONATE SOME MONEY TO THE CHARITY. All those getting wet aren't actually giving anything back except "highlighting the charity"....pointless w*nkers the lot of 'em...except the aforementioned models doing it braless in white t-shirts...angels the lot of 'em.

B/ Like Rowley, I f*cking despite FACEBOOK, INSTATW@T and TW@TTER etc and despise anyone else on there (wife and braless models are the exception of course)

C/ I'm a proper miserable git

Nice to see you sitting squarely on the fence as per usual DAVE...

There are an awful lot of people I would happily nominate for the boiling water challenge...

rick_dagless wrote:Nice to see you sitting squarely on the fence as per usual DAVE...

There are an awful lot of people I would happily nominate for the boiling water challenge...

Surely not Simon Weston?