The Culture Cup Round x - Adam is a naughty naughty boy

by **Galted** Fri 21 Nov 2014, 3:59 am

First topic message reminder :

ARSE

by **Galted** Wed 26 Nov 2014, 10:57 pm

Is Julius someone famous who's died recently.

I hope not.

by **rIck_dAgless** Wed 26 Nov 2014, 11:04 pm

He may be the African American teenager Michael Brown?

by Adam D Wed 26 Nov 2014, 11:11 pm

The Loaded Dog wrote:Just took a brown house spider outside. They look like a redback but without the red stripe. Flicked it into an old white tea cup... gave it a few drops of water (it looked a bit hydrated) and it perked up a little bit. I then carried it outside and placed it towards the neighbour's fence (the Lebanese, not the Maltese... he he!) and it made slow progress into their front yard.

That sounds mental! A spider with a can of Jamaican lager? That is hard as nails

by **Pal Joey** Wed 26 Nov 2014, 11:14 pm

Galted wrote:Is Julius someone famous who's died recently.

I hope not.

I hope not as well.

Maybe he is watching replays of some tennis tournament or had to duck out into town to do something important?
Like purchasing a new pair of slippers or a scarf perhaps?

He works from his leather reclining chair doesn't he? I bet he's just listening to A Ha or Spandau Ballet again. I can't imagine him sleeping in.

Anyway, he'll be in shortly and he'll let us all know I'm sure.

by **Galted** Wed 26 Nov 2014, 11:19 pm

I hope so, LD. I'm so worried I forgot to use a question mark when I asked.

by **Pal Joey** Wed 26 Nov 2014, 11:19 pm

Adam D wrote:
The Loaded Dog wrote:Just took a brown house spider outside. They look like a redback but without the red stripe. Flicked it into an old white tea cup... gave it a few drops of water (it looked a bit hydrated) and it perked up a little bit. I then carried it outside and placed it towards the neighbour's fence (the Lebanese, not the Maltese... he he!) and it made slow progress into their front yard.

That sounds mental! A spider with a can of Jamaican lager? That is hard as nails

It did have a bit of a Caribbean swagger about it come to think of it.
However that was probably due to the surface spray I did along the skirting boards on the weekend.

So that stuff does work after all!

by **Pal Joey** Wed 26 Nov 2014, 11:21 pm

Galted wrote:I hope so, LD. I'm so worried I forgot to use a question mark when I asked.

Oh OK. I thought you were simply making a statement again. Wink

by **Union Cane** Wed 26 Nov 2014, 11:22 pm

Galted wrote:I'm so worried I forgot to use a question mark when I asked.

Do you do that a lot.

by **JuliusHMarx** Wed 26 Nov 2014, 11:40 pm

Galted wrote:Is Julius someone famous who's died recently.

I hope not.

It's LD and his talk and pictures of spiders. It keeps me away. I think he might be doing it deliberately. Phucker.

In any case, after the rush has gone, I hope I find a little more time. Remember, we were partners in crime.

by **Pal Joey** Wed 26 Nov 2014, 11:46 pm

He's here again. The man with the child in his eyes.

Sorry Jules. Hopefully there won't be any more encounters like the one above anytime soon.

You're indestructible.

by **Galted** Thu 27 Nov 2014, 12:06 am

YAY!!!!!!!!

by Mind the windows Tino. Thu 27 Nov 2014, 12:29 am

Artist, song and link.

1) Sitting in our dreamy days by the water's edge, on a cool summer's night. Fireflies and the stars in the sky.

2) Midnight creeps so slowly into hearts of men who need more than they get. Daylight deals a bad hand to a woman who has laid too many bets.

3) Her weapons were her crystal eyes. Making every man mad. Black as the dark night she was him.

4) Dirty dog, I'm, I'm a dirty dog. I'm a dirty dog. I'm, I'm a dirty dog, dirty dog. I'm a dirty dog, dirty dog.

5) Lady take a ride on a Zeke 64, Jerry wants to be a rockette. That's a popular misconception, says we haven't seen anything yet.

by Guest Thu 27 Nov 2014, 12:29 am

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
DAVE667 wrote:it'd be the nearest I'd had to sex since my son was born.

Must be even more frustrating that Truss is the father.

Unlikely, my son is neither grossly overweight or severely brain damaged

by **superflyweight** Thu 27 Nov 2014, 12:40 am

Dirty dog, I'm, I'm a dirty dog. I'm a dirty dog. I'm, I'm a dirty dog, dirty dog. I'm a dirty dog, dirty dog.

You been listening in to sean's therapy sessions?

by Mind the windows Tino. Thu 27 Nov 2014, 12:41 am

superflyweight wrote:
Dirty dog, I'm, I'm a dirty dog. I'm a dirty dog. I'm, I'm a dirty dog, dirty dog. I'm a dirty dog, dirty dog.

You been listening in to sean's therapy sessions?

I hate admitting it, but that made me l*l.

by **seanmichaels** Thu 27 Nov 2014, 12:42 am

1. is ash girl from mars

by Mind the windows Tino. Thu 27 Nov 2014, 12:42 am

seanmichaels wrote:1. is ash girl from mars

Yep.

by **seanmichaels** Thu 27 Nov 2014, 12:44 am

5. Bachman Turner Overdrive? BBBBBBB Baby you just aint sen nothing yet?

by Mind the windows Tino. Thu 27 Nov 2014, 12:45 am

seanmichaels wrote:5. Bachman Turner Overdrive? BBBBBBB Baby you just aint sen nothing yet?

Zero points.

by **Union Cane** Thu 27 Nov 2014, 12:45 am

Don't know none of those.

Elitist.

by Guest Thu 27 Nov 2014, 12:46 am

is 3/ "Venus" by Bananarama?

by **JuliusHMarx** Thu 27 Nov 2014, 12:48 am

3 is Venus. I'll plump for the Bananarama version

by Mind the windows Tino. Thu 27 Nov 2014, 12:50 am

DAVE667 wrote:is 3/ "Venus" by Bananarama?

Correct. Although it's BANANARAMA.

by **seanmichaels** Thu 27 Nov 2014, 12:51 am

planets is the link.

by Guest Thu 27 Nov 2014, 12:51 am

I'm clearly not a lover of girl band music to the degree Julius is as evidenced by his assertiveness. Mind you, I doubt anyone is as big a lover of girl band music as Julius

by **JuliusHMarx** Thu 27 Nov 2014, 12:52 am

2 might be Boogie Wonderland - Earth Wind and Fire, from the 'Midnight creeps so slowly' part. The rest is the song is fairly unintelligible apart from "The mirror stares you in the face".

by **Union Cane** Thu 27 Nov 2014, 12:52 am

Planets, eh.

Is one of them Pump Up The Volume?

by Mind the windows Tino. Thu 27 Nov 2014, 12:52 am

JuliusHMarx wrote:2 might be Boogie Wonderland - Earth Wind and Fire, from the 'Midnight creeps so slowly' part. The rest is the song is fairly unintelligible apart from "The mirror stares you in the face".

Yep.

by **JuliusHMarx** Thu 27 Nov 2014, 12:53 am

DAVE667 wrote:I'm clearly not a lover of girl band music to the degree Julius is as evidenced by his assertiveness. Mind you, I doubt anyone is as big a lover of girl band music as Julius

Only THE BANGLES.

by **seanmichaels** Thu 27 Nov 2014, 12:53 am

saturn and earth

by Guest Thu 27 Nov 2014, 12:53 am

So the link is planets where STRONGY is likely to be unwelcome?

by Guest Thu 27 Nov 2014, 12:54 am

JuliusHMarx wrote:
DAVE667 wrote:I'm clearly not a lover of girl band music to the degree Julius is as evidenced by his assertiveness. Mind you, I doubt anyone is as big a lover of girl band music as Julius

Only THE BANGLES.

Oooh the lovely miss Hoffs

by Mind the windows Tino. Thu 27 Nov 2014, 12:56 am

Well done Seany. It was too easy really.

1) Sitting in our dreamy days by the water's edge, on a cool summer's night. Fireflies and the stars in the sky. Girl from Mars

2) Midnight creeps so slowly into hearts of men who need more than they get. Daylight deals a bad hand to a woman who has laid too many bets. Earth, Wind and Fire

3) Her weapons were her crystal eyes. Making every man mad. Black as the dark night she was him. Venus

4) Dirty dog, I'm, I'm a dirty dog. I'm a dirty dog. I'm, I'm a dirty dog, dirty dog. I'm a dirty dog, dirty dog. Lapdance by The Neptunes

5) Lady take a ride on a Zeke 64, Jerry wants to be a rockette. That's a popular misconception, says we haven't seen anything yet. Saturn 5 by Inspiral Carpets

by **JuliusHMarx** Thu 27 Nov 2014, 1:02 am

By Jupiter, that was a good one Tino!

by Mind the windows Tino. Thu 27 Nov 2014, 1:04 am

JuliusHMarx wrote:By Jupiter, that was a good one Tino!

Thanks Sunshine.

by **Union Cane** Thu 27 Nov 2014, 1:15 am

1 From the day we arrive on the planet, and blinking, step into the sun
2 It's true my body as seen better days, but give me half a chance and I can still misbehave.
3 Then I awake and look around me, at four grey wall surround me, and I realize that I was only dreaming.
4 How bad, how good does it need to get? How many losses? How much regret?
5 You hear a creature creepin' up behind, you're outta time - Thriller / Michael Jackson / Tino

There is a link.

by Mind the windows Tino. Thu 27 Nov 2014, 1:18 am

Union Cane wrote:
5 You hear a creature creepin' up behind, you're outta time

Thriller by Jacko

by **superflyweight** Thu 27 Nov 2014, 1:24 am

2 One foot in the grave by Eric Idle

It's about death

by **JuliusHMarx** Thu 27 Nov 2014, 1:33 am

superflyweight wrote:2 One foot in the grave by Eric Idle

It's about death

Isn't everything?

by **Union Cane** Thu 27 Nov 2014, 1:39 am

Union Cane wrote:1 From the day we arrive on the planet, and blinking, step into the sun
2 It's true my body as seen better days, but give me half a chance and I can still misbehave. - One foot in the grave / Eric Idle / Super
3 Then I awake and look around me, at four grey wall surround me, and I realize that I was only dreaming.
4 How bad, how good does it need to get? How many losses? How much regret?
5 You hear a creature creepin' up behind, you're outta time - Thriller / Michael Jackson / Tino

There is a link.

by **seanmichaels** Thu 27 Nov 2014, 1:52 am

i know all the songs. can't find a link?

by **seanmichaels** Thu 27 Nov 2014, 1:56 am

Thing is, with Cane you know it is going to be something ridiculously obscure....

Thriller
Change
One foot in the grave
The green green grass of home
circle of life

by **Union Cane** Thu 27 Nov 2014, 2:04 am

It is to do with the "artist" rather than the song.

by **seanmichaels** Thu 27 Nov 2014, 2:13 am

Tom
Eric
Tracey
Michael
Elton.

Thunderbirds?

by **Union Cane** Thu 27 Nov 2014, 2:14 am

FAB answer, but its not roight.

by Adam D Thu 27 Nov 2014, 2:29 am

They all have surnames that could be first names?

And the green, green grass of home is a fab song

by **Union Cane** Thu 27 Nov 2014, 2:43 am

Tom Jones
Eric Idle
Tracey Chapman
Michael Jackson
Elton John

by **seanmichaels** Thu 27 Nov 2014, 2:46 am

Is it premiership strikers?
Stern JOHN
ERIC Cantona

ah feck it!

by Mind the windows Tino. Thu 27 Nov 2014, 2:48 am

Union Cane wrote:Tom Jones
Eric Idle
Tracey Chapman
Michael Jackson
Elton John

The Monty Python team.

by **JuliusHMarx** Thu 27 Nov 2014, 2:50 am

6. Seasons in the Sun - Terry Jacks

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