The Culture Cup Round x - Adam is a naughty naughty boy

by **Pal Joey** Wed 28 Jan 2015, 8:33 am

First topic message reminder :

seanmichaels wrote:
The Loaded Dog wrote:Buenos días, los tres amigos.

I was caught up somewhere in the Milky Bar Way yesterday.

a dime for your thoughts?

Sometimes when this place gets kind of empty
Sound of their breath fades with the light

Are you hoping Michael Cadbury plays a scorcher tonight? It's just starting here.

by **JuliusHMarx** Tue 03 Feb 2015, 1:31 pm

Why is the box that we type our posts in labelled 'Quick Reply'? How do I do a Slow Reply?

by **Union Cane** Tue 03 Feb 2015, 1:31 pm

9 days, T minus 9 days and counting.

by Mind the windows Tino. Tue 03 Feb 2015, 1:34 pm

Ah, 9 days. Thought he was due on the 17th.

by **Union Cane** Tue 03 Feb 2015, 1:35 pm

12th, it's the 12th.

2 and 7 do look kind of similar though.

by Mind the windows Tino. Tue 03 Feb 2015, 1:37 pm

Union Cane wrote:12th, it's the 12th.

2 and 7 do look kind of similar though.

Got your name sorted?

Jeff?
Tino?
Julius?
Coxy?

by **Union Cane** Tue 03 Feb 2015, 1:39 pm

They are all good, but none of them are right.

by Mind the windows Tino. Tue 03 Feb 2015, 1:40 pm

Alan?
Nigel?
Kevin?

by **seanmichaels** Tue 03 Feb 2015, 1:43 pm

Don't criticize my friends

by **seanmichaels** Tue 03 Feb 2015, 1:44 pm

criticise my ideas....

by Mind the windows Tino. Tue 03 Feb 2015, 1:44 pm

seanmichaels wrote:Don't criticize my friends

I was just listing names. That's all.

by **seanmichaels** Tue 03 Feb 2015, 1:45 pm

Don't criticise my life style

by **Union Cane** Tue 03 Feb 2015, 1:45 pm

I'm fed up.

by **seanmichaels** Tue 03 Feb 2015, 1:46 pm

Union Cane wrote:I'm fed up cos all you ever do is criticise.

Don't just close your mind
ooh ooh - criticise!
You don't realise
all you wanna do is criticise.
I just want what is right
still you say
criticise.

by **rIck_dAgless** Tue 03 Feb 2015, 1:46 pm

Alvin?
Simon?
Theodore?

by **seanmichaels** Tue 03 Feb 2015, 1:50 pm

Allan? wayne? Merrill, Donny? Jimmy? Jay?

by Mind the windows Tino. Tue 03 Feb 2015, 1:50 pm

rick_dagless wrote:Alvin?
Simon?
Theodore?

See haich eye pee emm you en kay.

by **rIck_dAgless** Tue 03 Feb 2015, 1:52 pm

Tino wrote:See haich eye pee emm you en kay.

Do, do, do do do do

by **Union Cane** Tue 03 Feb 2015, 1:52 pm

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:haich

by Mind the windows Tino. Tue 03 Feb 2015, 1:54 pm

Union Cane wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:haich

C*ckbags.

by Guest Tue 03 Feb 2015, 2:13 pm

Galted wrote:Do you believe in baby Jesus, Dave?

Why?

by **seanmichaels** Tue 03 Feb 2015, 2:47 pm

England v wales this Friday. May wander to the rugger bugger boards at some point during the game. I think they enjoy a bit of light hearted banter over there.......

by Mind the windows Tino. Tue 03 Feb 2015, 2:49 pm

seanmichaels wrote:England v wales this Friday. May wander to the rugger bugger boards at some point during the game. I think they enjoy a bit of light hearted banter over there.......

Let's hope your wumming is more successful than your last effort.

Zero responses. That's what you got. Zero.

by **seanmichaels** Tue 03 Feb 2015, 2:55 pm

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
seanmichaels wrote:England v wales this Friday. May wander to the rugger bugger boards at some point during the game. I think they enjoy a bit of light hearted banter over there.......

Let's hope your wumming is more successful than your last effort.

Zero responses. That's what you got. Zero.

when was that? last time I went on there Crotch or something sent me a pm. All said was wales are sh!t and can only win at home.

by Mind the windows Tino. Tue 03 Feb 2015, 2:57 pm

The "naaaaaat" thingy.

You gave it the big build up on here, posted it and was met with total indifference.

They sent you back here with your tail between your legs.

by **seanmichaels** Tue 03 Feb 2015, 3:00 pm

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:The "naaaaaat" thingy.

You gave it the big build up on here, posted it and was met with total indifference.

They sent you back here with your tail between your legs.

was that me? sure that was union or rick.

by **seanmichaels** Tue 03 Feb 2015, 3:01 pm

or galted. i think it was galted.

by Mind the windows Tino. Tue 03 Feb 2015, 3:02 pm

It was you.

I don't forget these things.

by **rIck_dAgless** Tue 03 Feb 2015, 3:08 pm

sean wrote:was that me? sure that was union or rick.

Sure as Sh1t wasn't me, don't offload your shoddy bants onto other members...

by Mind the windows Tino. Tue 03 Feb 2015, 3:10 pm

It was him Rick. Utter desperation trying to claim it was someone else.

Pitiful really.

by **rIck_dAgless** Tue 03 Feb 2015, 3:12 pm

Does smack of desperation Tino...

by **Union Cane** Tue 03 Feb 2015, 3:18 pm

It wasn't me.

by Rowley Tue 03 Feb 2015, 3:25 pm

It wasn't me.

Not sure why anyone would argue Tina is wrong when it comes to stalkerish behaviour, it is something of a speciality of his.

by **seanmichaels** Tue 03 Feb 2015, 3:26 pm

His stalkerish ways are failing though. He can't go banding accusations around willy nilly.

by Mind the windows Tino. Tue 03 Feb 2015, 3:36 pm

I'm not trawling through your posts to find the offending one.

The thought of reading endless posts about how not gay you are is too much to contemplate.

You know I'm right, you're reaching.

by **ShahenshahG** Tue 03 Feb 2015, 3:36 pm

seanmichaels wrote:His stalkerish ways are failing though. He can't go banding accusations around willy nilly.

Stop with the false outrage

by **seanmichaels** Tue 03 Feb 2015, 3:44 pm

It is just smokescreens for his dismal year. Chased off the rugby boards by a welsh miner and off the boxing boards by the mad leprechaun

by Mind the windows Tino. Tue 03 Feb 2015, 3:47 pm

https://www.606v2.com/t53818-saracens-vs-harlequins-ap-semi-final-saturday

10 posts in. Completely blanked.

Bend over michaels. Your bums been smacked, softlad.

by **seanmichaels** Tue 03 Feb 2015, 3:49 pm

i wasn't chased off though. and it was funny, they are just a tough gig.

by Mind the windows Tino. Tue 03 Feb 2015, 3:51 pm

Being completely ignored is worse than being chased off.

by **seanmichaels** Tue 03 Feb 2015, 3:54 pm

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:Being completely ignored is worse than being chased off.

You obviously warned them not to mess with me prior to the post.

by **ShahenshahG** Tue 03 Feb 2015, 3:54 pm

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:Being completely ignored is worse than being chased off.

tino is the epitome of the battered housewife

by **seanmichaels** Tue 03 Feb 2015, 4:00 pm

ShahenshahG wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:Being completely ignored is worse than being chased off.

tino is the epitome of the battered housewife

We could organise him a day of pampering? Get him out the house for a bit?

by **seanmichaels** Tue 03 Feb 2015, 4:03 pm

Or maybe we get Alex off the boxing board to invite him to one of his Ann Summers parties?

by **ShahenshahG** Tue 03 Feb 2015, 4:07 pm

seanmichaels wrote:
ShahenshahG wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:Being completely ignored is worse than being chased off.

tino is the epitome of the battered housewife

We could organise him a day of pampering? Get him out the house for a bit?

I don't know, he might sustain internal injuries from the loofah

by **Union Cane** Tue 03 Feb 2015, 4:10 pm

I'm up to 45p already, this is going to bankrupt me at this rate.

by **ShahenshahG** Tue 03 Feb 2015, 4:13 pm

seanmichaels wrote:Or maybe we get Alex off the boxing board to invite him to one of his Ann Summers parties?

Selfish bastard Laugh

its tino's day, not yours!

by **ShahenshahG** Tue 03 Feb 2015, 4:21 pm

Union Cane wrote:I'm up to 45p already, this is going to bankrupt me at this rate.

Use cockney rhyming slang

by Rowley Tue 03 Feb 2015, 4:28 pm

ShahenshahG wrote:
Union Cane wrote:I'm up to 45p already, this is going to bankrupt me at this rate.

Use cockney rhyming slang

Or inprove your self control/vocabulary by not swearing. I like balderdash or fiddlesticks as general expressions of annoyance, surely they would not attract a fine.

by **Union Cane** Tue 03 Feb 2015, 4:29 pm

Fiddlesticks hardly fits with my gruff northern image, however I'll give it a go.

by **ShahenshahG** Tue 03 Feb 2015, 4:35 pm

Rowley wrote:
ShahenshahG wrote:
Union Cane wrote:I'm up to 45p already, this is going to bankrupt me at this rate.

Use cockney rhyming slang

Or inprove your self control/vocabulary by not swearing. I like balderdash or fiddlesticks as general expressions of annoyance, surely they would not attract a fine.

This is why you have to chain your wife to the gas cooker to stop her leaving you. She can put up with your mug, your pot belly and penny pinching ways but she's embarrased that you use such words to express yourself.

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