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If I win the JA tournament Friday night I go above Viva right?

FIFA Diva wrote:I used to own Azzy on FIFA back in the days.

2011 dude, 2011. It wouldn't happen today.

Azzy wrote:

FIFA Diva wrote:I used to own Azzy on FIFA back in the days.

2011 dude, 2011. It wouldn't happen today.

I'm a trillion times better now than I was 4 years ago. Playing on a superior console and better players has made me better. You've not progressed since then.

Will you be doing Sheep today Azzy?

Viva is brilliant comedy whenever it gets onto FIFA

I'm sure there's a sketch show character that could be created, inspired by him

Starring Kayvan Novak right? He even looks like Viva

Sheep is Trebs' job. I did mine last week.

Azzy what is your opinion on Jara trying to fingerblast Cavani. Could he have learned about it and mastered it from his time at West Brom? Is this what is popular around that area these days.

Do you remember Chemical Ali, the Iraqi minster at the time of the first Gulf War. That's who Viva reminds me of.

He was interviewed on the news, declaring that the allies were not close to taking Baghdad, whilst you could see the tanks rolling in across the river behind him.

This one is defo viva

I'll do it with a 10 question bonanza!

1. Name a non-English player at the u21 European Championships
2. Name a player at the Women's World Cup
3. Name a footballer that's moved to the Premier League this summer
4. Name which footballer with a big ego
5. Name which NSL member is the best at FIFA 15
6. Name a British wrestler
7. Name an act playing at Glastonbury this weekend
8. Name a member of the Avengers
9. Name a film from the 1980s
10. Name something I should have for lunch today

Answers to me by 1pm!

nadeem2099 wrote:Azzy what is your opinion on Jara trying to fingerblast Cavani. Could he have learned about it and mastered it from his time at West Brom? Is this what is popular around that area these days.

The guy is a lunatic, he probably learnt it while at Forest as we all know northerners love a bit of fudge.

Hero, you of all people should know that a Sheep has 8 questions. I'm only answering questions 1-8, even if it means I lose.

I'll do Azzy's last two questions. If they are the same as mine, it is pure coincidence.


Hero - to save me sending another PM, could you just copy and paste questions 9 and 10 from mine on to Azzy's please

Technically I'm getting 1pt for each as I said 'not answering' as my answer. Although if it turns out there's a film from the 80s called 'not answering' then maybe I'll win after all

I might change my last two to "Not answering" as I feel the two points for those will be double what I'll get for my current answers.

Azzy wrote:

nadeem2099 wrote:Azzy what is your opinion on Jara trying to fingerblast Cavani. Could he have learned about it and mastered it from his time at West Brom? Is this what is popular around that area these days.

The guy is a lunatic, he probably learnt it while at Forest as we all know northerners love a bit of fudge.

Hero, you of all people should know that a Sheep has 8 questions. I'm only answering questions 1-8, even if it means I lose.

I thought I'd do a bumper special edition!

I was coming online to do sheep and had a couple of good questions including 'what train station am i currently sitting at' and its not a manchester one.

But I'm obselete:(

You can do it next week trebs.

I just bought Essien on ja and hero is already picking on me there. So much for v2 til I die..........

There's v2 til I die, then there's 'doing a CF and requiring instant mullering'.

comment by Hero (U13436)
posted 16 minutes ago
Is Michael Essein your dad? You always buy him.

Trebs wrote:I was coming online to do sheep and had a couple of good questions including 'what train station am i currently sitting at' and its not a manchester one.

But I'm obselete:(

Your questions would probably be

What's my pet name for Viva
What position do Viva and I sleep in
What's Mine and Viva's fave ice cream to share?
Where did Viva and I go on our first date?
How many times have Viva and I given each other MOTW?
On a scale of 1-Tom Cleverley how much do I love Viva?

To be fair there is absolutely no justification for wasting £880k on Michael Essien.

Why would you buy your Dad?

comment by nadeem2099 - nadz (U20251)
posted 21 minutes ago
I got daddy issues.

What's my pet name for Viva
Ginger
What position do Viva and I sleep in
side by side
What's Mine and Viva's fave ice cream to share?
chocolate
Where did Viva and I go on our first date?
Old Trafford.
How many times have Viva and I given each other MOTW?
A mouthful of times
On a scale of 1-Tom Cleverley how much do I love Viva?
8

I used to play football in the park, and there were two guys who were spitting images of famous footballers - Ronny (thin Ronaldo) and Essy (Essien). Essy could have been the real Essien he was so good, but Ronny pulled all the birds despite being ugly as sin.

Of course Hero's dad is Newcastle's chief scout

What's my pet name for Viva - Little Paul
What position do Viva and I sleep in - Spoons
What's Mine and Viva's fave ice cream to share? - Neopolitan
Where did Viva and I go on our first date? - To watch Twilight I believe. And the second and third dates too
How many times have Viva and I given each other MOTW? - In private, every week you share it, giving each other "My Manager of the Week" cards
On a scale of 1-Tom Cleverley how much do I love Viva? - Tom Cleverley

Davide Astori is getting rekt on ja. He's a mistake waiting to happen. The Italian Chris Smalling.

That just demonstrates how little those guys actually know about football. I always suspect most of them are "making themselves experts" from behind a PC screen and google.

I'm almost certain Fan doesn't actually watch as much as he portrays.

They talk absolute shîte most of the time.

What do you lot make of Davide Astori?"

We rate him the same as Essien

Essien must be a pretty good CB then

Jesus Christ

I can only assume they all think Paul Scholes would walk into the Chelsea midfield today as well.

10 minutes left until Sheep closes.
Do I have the right to veto answers?

No.

Whoever wins sheep is the true king of fifa.

I feel Sheep has been compromised by flagrant abuse of sharing what people's answer will be and therefore as Sheep runner this week I am ruling 'Not Answering' as to be just that, that anyone answering as 'Not Answering' is in fact not an answer.

Afro tried pulling a sly one.

1. Name a non-English player at the u21 European Championships

Berardi - 3 points - Afro, Marky, Miky
Carvalho - 1 point - Hero
Destro - 1 point - Azzy
Volland - 1 point - Nadz
Benassi - 1 point - GSC
Can - 1 point - Viva (picks the Liverpool player!)
Kadlec - 1 point - Olly

2. Name a player at the Women's World Cup

Lucy Bronze - 3 points - Afro, Azzy, Marky
Steph Houghton - 2 points - GSC, Miky
Alex Morgan - 1 point - Hero
Shinobu Ohno - 1 point - Nadz
Marta - 1 point - Viva
Toni Duggan - 1 point - Olly

nadeem2099 wrote:Afro tried pulling a sly one.

Nope. Not me

3. Name a footballer that's moved to the Premier League this summer

Firmino - 5 points - Azzy, Nadz, GSC, Marky, Viva (who again picks a Liverpool player!)
Depay - 1 point - Hero
Deulofeu - 1 point - Afro (wanted to pick Firmino)
Richards - 1 point - Olly
Tabanou - 1 point - Miky (because everyone immediately thinks of him as the big signing of the summer so far!)

To clarify, I said Firmino would be top pick, but wouldn't pick a Liverpool player over Deulofeu.

I am not going to compromise my loyalties just to win a game like a certain United fan

4. Name which footballer with a big ego

Ronaldo - 6 points - Hero, Afro, Nadz, GSC, Marky, Viva
James Milner? - 1 point - Azzy
Steven Gerrard - 1 point - Olly
Balotelli - 1 point - Miky

5. Name which NSL member is the best at FIFA 15

Nando - 5 points - Hero, Afro, Nadz, Marky, Miky
Viva - 3 points - Azzy, Viva, Olly
Azzy - 1 point - GSC

Milner and Gerrard?

6. Name a British wrestler

British Bulldog - 3 points - Hero, Nadz, Viva
Wade Barrett - 3 points - GSC, Marky, Miky
Dynamite Kid - 1 point - Azzy (good shout!)
Big Daddy - 1 point - Afro
Giant Haystacks - 1 point - Olly (probably sounds like somewhere to sleep with sister)

I just want to say I just randomly chose Tabanou Hero lol.

My mind went blank for a minute and didn't think of Firmino.

7. Name an act playing at Glastonbury this weekend

Kanye West - 5 points - Hero, Afro, Nadz, GSC, Miky
James Bay - 1 point - Azzy
Foo Fighters - 1 point - Viva
Not Foo Fighters - 1 point - Marky
The Who - 1 point - Olly

8. Name a member of the Avengers

Emma Peel - 2 points - Afro, Azzy (wondered how many would pick these Avengers after the death yesterday)
Hulk - 2 points - Hero, Viva
Iron Man - 2 points - Nadz, GSC
Captain America - 2 points - Marky, Miky
Mountain? - 1 point - Olly (obviously cinemas are yet to hit Norwich)