The Culture Cup Round x - Adam is a naughty naughty boy

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Daddy long legs are a nightmare for cricket groundsman. Their larvae are called Leatherjackets feed on the roots of the grass and can devastate the square. Season is done but the crows are digging up the bastards on my square at the moment.

No, that I have a lovely head of hair for my age. Although conversations like this do little to help that remaining the case.

He's bald
He loves culture
And looks like a vulture
Rowley!
Rowley!

Rowley wrote:No, that I have a lovely head of hair for my age. Although conversations like this do little to help that remaining the case.

You cant be so exasperated when you come out with this statement:

Rowley wrote:Can I state yet again that I have a lovely head of hair for my hair.

Your hair, not being there, probably has no opinion.

Adam D wrote:

The Loaded Dog wrote:...to watch part of the AFL Grand Final....

Have you ever seen the meatloaf concert at the AFL grand final. One of the funniest things I have ever seen.

This is what happens after years of cocaine and heroin abuse and then suddenly stopping. He had become a tee-wat out of hell. Not even a 0.02 out of 3 that day. Embarrassingly hilarious that was. Hopefully Bryan Adams and Ellie Goulding don't make the same mistake and hit those high notes.

Best vocal performance ever! Even if you don't like him, you need to watch this car crash performance! 

Adam D wrote:Best vocal performance ever! Even if you don't like him, you need to watch this car crash performance! 

Yes, the backing vocalists and session musos were doing their bit. He is certainly a strangely creative guy. I'll give him that.

Carlton draught....

Fist Bitches

How was the weekend?

Morning Shah, weekend was good cheers how was yours?

Sicond

Not bad Rick The Pick.

Was working but it went past pretty quickly. Got a lot of sleep and a bit of weed, even a voluntary sexual encounter. Bout time she started being grateful for her food.

Did you see the smug boobie getting egged on t'weekend in Manchester?

Shah wrote:Did you see the smug boobie getting egged on t'weekend in Manchester?

No I did not, what occured, I have been away with the missus, so news blackout, barring the inevitable texts recieved regarding the Rugger and football...

What occured?

http://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/politics/laughing-tory-egged-after-brandishing-picture-of-margaret-thatcher-at-anti-austerity-protesters-a6679071.html

Beautiful aim

Haha, fair play, what a c0ckwomble...

Now that Rowley has turned into a benefit scrounger and Sean is still a benefit scrounger who runs an illicit sod farm. The cup is pretty dead in the morning.

I'm still here....

Yeah Tino, can't drag himself out of bed anymore, I am busy in the morning at the moment as I get some actual work done before idiots come in asking idiotic question the phucking idiots...

But sean is still here...

seanmichaels wrote:I'm still here....

Did you get the daddy long legs out of the turf?

Shah wrote:Did you get the daddy long legs out of the turf?

I believe the crows are on the case...

No, not done anything yet. Busy moving this weekend interspersed with a saturday afternoon / evening drinking session.

If nothing else they are bloody minded http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-middle-east-34440759

They're not destroying most of that stuff - anything that can be moved is sold - anything that can't is destroyed.

ShahenshahG wrote:They're not destroying most of that stuff - anything that can be moved is sold - anything that can't is destroyed.

I remember you saying. I'm in the market for a rug if you come across anything....

I wonder what the thinking behind wrecking monuments is?

I know the protestants went on big old iconoclastic furies in the 16th century but seems kinda pointless

They believe monuments are idolatory. Good word.

Blimey, what the hell happened to the mighty Dinnington Town at the weekend, wrong end of a 15-1 kicking...

rick_dagless wrote:Blimey, what the hell happened to the mighty Dinnington Town at the weekend, wrong end of a 15-1 kicking...

Only Welbeck Welfare FC sit below them now, although Welbeck look doomed with star player Ashley Siddall out amidst allegations of physical contact with the match official.

I suspect the allegations were well founded sean,
so justice may have been served...

I am sure Jeff can fill us in with the details being a local lad and all...

rick_dagless wrote:I suspect the allegations were well founded sean,
so justice may have been served...

I am sure Jeff can fill us in with the details being a local lad and all...

I think he was getting his 'hair' cut on saturday.

Indian Summer, my backside!!!

Morning all, still reeling/chuckling/indifferent over the wholly unsurprising sacking of Brendan Rodgers yesterday. Thought he might get a Jose type stay of execution after Liverpool didn't actually get stuffed by Everton but given the two week international break it makes sense to bed in the new guy before the game against Spurs on 17th. Won't make a difference, Klopp did frig all once his best players were sold and Ancelotti is used to having an endless supply of money at his fingertips.

No doubt we'll get Sam Allardyce or Ian Holloway!!!!!!!!

Morning.

DAVE667 wrote:Indian Summer, my backside!!!

Morning all, still reeling/chuckling/indifferent over the wholly unsurprising sacking of Brendan Rodgers yesterday. Thought he might get a Jose type stay of execution after Liverpool didn't actually get stuffed by Everton but given the two week international break it makes sense to bed in the new guy before the game against Spurs on 17th. Won't make a difference, Klopp did frig all once his best players were sold and Ancelotti is used to having an endless supply of money at his fingertips.

No doubt we'll get Sam Allardyce or Ian Holloway!!!!!!!!

On a positive spin, if Klopp gets it, there maybe a sideline for me. That bloke who does Beckham made a career out of it.

seanmichaels wrote:

DAVE667 wrote:Indian Summer, my backside!!!

Morning all, still reeling/chuckling/indifferent over the wholly unsurprising sacking of Brendan Rodgers yesterday. Thought he might get a Jose type stay of execution after Liverpool didn't actually get stuffed by Everton but given the two week international break it makes sense to bed in the new guy before the game against Spurs on 17th. Won't make a difference, Klopp did frig all once his best players were sold and Ancelotti is used to having an endless supply of money at his fingertips.

No doubt we'll get Sam Allardyce or Ian Holloway!!!!!!!!

On a positive spin, if Klopp gets it, there maybe a sideline for me. That bloke who does Beckham made a career out of it.

Of course, if Klopp is a disaster ("Klopp the Flop" or "Jurgen Krapp") you'll have people wanting to kick the f*ck out of you....so no change there then!

Getting banner ads for Download 2016 despite me saying it's a load of commercial twaddle and everyone involved should be gutted like a fish

seanmichaels wrote:

DAVE667 wrote:Indian Summer, my backside!!!

Morning all, still reeling/chuckling/indifferent over the wholly unsurprising sacking of Brendan Rodgers yesterday. Thought he might get a Jose type stay of execution after Liverpool didn't actually get stuffed by Everton but given the two week international break it makes sense to bed in the new guy before the game against Spurs on 17th. Won't make a difference, Klopp did frig all once his best players were sold and Ancelotti is used to having an endless supply of money at his fingertips.

No doubt we'll get Sam Allardyce or Ian Holloway!!!!!!!!

On a positive spin, if Klopp gets it, there maybe a sideline for me. That bloke who does Beckham made a career out of it.

I've always pictured you as Josh Widdecombe.

Looks like it is Klopp on a 3 year deal...

Galted wrote:

seanmichaels wrote:

DAVE667 wrote:Indian Summer, my backside!!!

Morning all, still reeling/chuckling/indifferent over the wholly unsurprising sacking of Brendan Rodgers yesterday. Thought he might get a Jose type stay of execution after Liverpool didn't actually get stuffed by Everton but given the two week international break it makes sense to bed in the new guy before the game against Spurs on 17th. Won't make a difference, Klopp did frig all once his best players were sold and Ancelotti is used to having an endless supply of money at his fingertips.

No doubt we'll get Sam Allardyce or Ian Holloway!!!!!!!!

On a positive spin, if Klopp gets it, there maybe a sideline for me. That bloke who does Beckham made a career out of it.

I've always pictured you as Josh Widdecombe.

I've always pictured you as Ann Widdecombe. In Khaki....

rick_dagless wrote:Looks like it is Klopp on a 3 year deal...

As long as he doesn't wear that baseball cap and has a f*cking shave!!!!!!!!!!!

Sean you know what you have to do. Go stand outside an field and sign merchandise.

ShahenshahG wrote: Go stand outside an field

People would think he was Worzel Gummidge.

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

ShahenshahG wrote: Go stand outside an field

People would think he was Worzel Gummidge.  

Ha!

No chance, Worzel had a couple of ladies who fancied him

DAVE667 wrote:No chance, Worzel had a couple of ladies who fancied him

Yourself?

What happened in the last round of the Music Cup?

seanmichaels wrote:

DAVE667 wrote:No chance, Worzel had a couple of ladies who fancied him

Yourself?

No, one was Aunt Sally played by Una Stubbs and one was played by Barbara Windsor (can't recall her character). You're being very silly today Sean.

Sean Pertwee has been in a few half decent films. Love Honour and Obey was very funny.

seanmichaels wrote:Sean Pertwee has been in a few half decent films. Love Honour and Obey was very funny.

I like that film too (wife wasn't keen on it) He also played an obnoxious police officer in "The 51st State" with Robert Carlyle, Samuel L Jackson and Meatloaf.

DAVE667 wrote:

seanmichaels wrote:Sean Pertwee has been in a few half decent films. Love Honour and Obey was very funny.

I like that film too (wife wasn't keen on it) He also played an obnoxious police officer in "The 51st State" with Robert Carlyle, Samuel L Jackson and Meatloaf.

When there is the shoot out and Ray Winstone shouts 'Fix bayonets!' is a classic.

And also when Van Outen is getting bummed out of a window whilst the bloke speaks Italian 'Vidal Sassoon'

seanmichaels wrote:Sean Pertwee has been in a few half decent films. Love Honour and Obey was very funny.

Brilliant film.

'F*ck off, you're fat, i'll throw you in the river'.

"Don't mack me off like some sort of two bob"

Denise Van Outen giving head to a cucumber

DAVE667 wrote:

Denise Van Outen giving head to a cucumber

She wasn't really giving head to a cucumber, SerialDAVE.  A cucumber doesn't have a fanny or a knob.

She was demonstrating how to give head, using the cucumber as a representation of an erect Winkle.  Albeit a very large Winkle.

Why does it change 'p*nis' to 'winkle'?

C*cks.