The Culture Cup Round x - Adam is a naughty naughty boy

by **seanmichaels** Tue Oct 20, 2015 3:12 pm

First topic message reminder :

His father’s a jock
He has a 2” c0ck

Windows
Windows

by Adam D Fri Oct 23, 2015 10:02 am

Rabbi Tuesday

by Adam D Fri Oct 23, 2015 10:03 am

(Gent)I'll be there by the Four (snipped) Tops

by **JuliusHMarx** Fri Oct 23, 2015 10:04 am

Standard jokes - very orthodox.

by **Pal Joey** Fri Oct 23, 2015 10:04 am

Sittin' on the Dock with more Pay - Otis (no) Red Ink

by **seanmichaels** Fri Oct 23, 2015 10:08 am

The shareef don't like it,
Rock the Kippah
Rock the Kippah.

by **Pal Joey** Fri Oct 23, 2015 10:14 am

I can Dream About Hebrew - Dan Hartmanstein

by Alistair Fri Oct 23, 2015 10:34 am

Star (of David) - Nazareth

by Adam D Fri Oct 23, 2015 10:48 am

Jew to me are everything, the sweetest song that I can sing, oh Rabi.

by **ShahenshahG** Fri Oct 23, 2015 10:52 am

Poke'r Face

by **Dolphin Ziggler** Fri Oct 23, 2015 11:14 am

I knew JK Rowling wouldnt be able to stop milking that cash cow

by Alistair Fri Oct 23, 2015 11:19 am

What's she done?

by Adam D Fri Oct 23, 2015 11:35 am

We R Who We R by Ko$ha

by **JuliusHMarx** Fri Oct 23, 2015 11:35 am

All you do to me is Talk Talk.

by **seanmichaels** Fri Oct 23, 2015 11:39 am

Dolphin Ziggler wrote:I knew JK Rowling wouldnt be able to stop milking that cash cow

I'd milk her.....

by Guest Fri Oct 23, 2015 12:56 pm

Fight for the right (to be a member of the Nazi Party)

by **seanmichaels** Fri Oct 23, 2015 1:49 pm

Bit sh1t on here today

by Alistair Fri Oct 23, 2015 2:50 pm

Friday.

Went out for a Steak & Ale Pie at lunch, chips and peas. 7/10. Wasn't worth the mortgage to pay for it.

by Adam D Fri Oct 23, 2015 2:54 pm

Kung Po Chicken, fried Rice and noodles. £4 - pretty, pretty good to be honest.

by Alistair Fri Oct 23, 2015 2:54 pm

Sounds like a bargain.

by **seanmichaels** Fri Oct 23, 2015 3:01 pm

battered sausage, chips curry sauce. felt sick all afternoon.

by **seanmichaels** Fri Oct 23, 2015 3:02 pm

Shah too busy sending emails to Talk Talk this afternoon?

by **Dolphin Ziggler** Fri Oct 23, 2015 3:03 pm

Two cheese and bacon mini-quiches and a strawberry yazoo. 6/10

by Adam D Fri Oct 23, 2015 3:04 pm

Alistair wrote:Sounds like a bargain.

It was a china buffet king takeaway box (It might have been £4.50).

by **seanmichaels** Fri Oct 23, 2015 3:05 pm

Dolphin Ziggler wrote:Two cheese and bacon mini-quiches and a strawberry yazoo. 6/10

That is a camp lunch.

by **ShahenshahG** Fri Oct 23, 2015 3:13 pm

Greetings bitches. Was just given a birthday surprise at work so now munching contentedly on bakewell tart.

Bitches be crazy but good fun.

by **seanmichaels** Fri Oct 23, 2015 3:17 pm

Happy Birthday Shah. Celebratory kebab tonight?

by Alistair Fri Oct 23, 2015 3:18 pm

seanmichaels wrote:
Dolphin Ziggler wrote:Two cheese and bacon mini-quiches and a strawberry yazoo. 6/10

That is a camp lunch.

You'd know all about camp, wouldn't you?

by **Dolphin Ziggler** Fri Oct 23, 2015 3:22 pm

seanmichaels wrote:
Dolphin Ziggler wrote:Two cheese and bacon mini-quiches and a strawberry yazoo. 6/10

That is a camp lunch.

Its a lunch of all that was in the fridge at my girlfriends house. I've been locked in here all day, im very bored. I might go put her make up on to freak her out a bit.

by **Dolphin Ziggler** Fri Oct 23, 2015 3:23 pm

And to look FABULOUS

by Guest Fri Oct 23, 2015 3:26 pm

Dolphin Ziggler wrote:
seanmichaels wrote:
Dolphin Ziggler wrote:Two cheese and bacon mini-quiches and a strawberry yazoo. 6/10

That is a camp lunch.

Its a lunch of all that was in the fridge at my girlfriends house. I've been locked in here all day, im very bored. I might go put her make up on to freak her out a bit.

Er you clearly have access to the internet and if she's locked you in why are you talking to us instead of w*nking yourself silly?

by **seanmichaels** Fri Oct 23, 2015 3:27 pm

What do her knickers smell like?

by **Dolphin Ziggler** Fri Oct 23, 2015 3:27 pm

DAVE667 wrote:
Dolphin Ziggler wrote:
seanmichaels wrote:
Dolphin Ziggler wrote:Two cheese and bacon mini-quiches and a strawberry yazoo. 6/10

That is a camp lunch.

Its a lunch of all that was in the fridge at my girlfriends house. I've been locked in here all day, im very bored. I might go put her make up on to freak her out a bit.
Er you clearly have access to the internet and if she's locked you in why are you talking to us instead of w*nking yourself silly?

Drained, Dave, absolutely drained. Its why I saved the strawberry yazoo till mid afternoon; I could not be drinking off coloured milk after the liquids id seen.

by **Dolphin Ziggler** Fri Oct 23, 2015 3:28 pm

seanmichaels wrote:What do her knickers smell like?

They're all clean, shes going to Sweden tomorrow so laundry has been done.

by **seanmichaels** Fri Oct 23, 2015 3:30 pm

Dolphin Ziggler wrote:
seanmichaels wrote:What do her knickers smell like?

They're all clean, shes going to Sweden tomorrow so laundry has been done.

There must be a pair in the washing basket or stuffed down the side of the bed.

by **ShahenshahG** Fri Oct 23, 2015 3:31 pm

seanmichaels wrote:Happy Birthday Shah. Celebratory kebab tonight?

Cheers, not tonight. Its tomorrow so hitting the lake district and getting high as f*ck.

by **seanmichaels** Fri Oct 23, 2015 3:32 pm

ShahenshahG wrote:
seanmichaels wrote:Happy Birthday Shah. Celebratory kebab tonight?

Cheers, not tonight. Its tomorrow so hitting the lake district and getting high as f*ck.

Training camp?

by Alistair Fri Oct 23, 2015 3:45 pm

seanmichaels wrote:
Dolphin Ziggler wrote:
seanmichaels wrote:What do her knickers smell like?

They're all clean, shes going to Sweden tomorrow so laundry has been done.

There must be a pair in the washing basket or stuffed down the side of the bed.

Are you implying she's having an affair?

by **ShahenshahG** Fri Oct 23, 2015 3:48 pm

seanmichaels wrote:
ShahenshahG wrote:
seanmichaels wrote:Happy Birthday Shah. Celebratory kebab tonight?

Cheers, not tonight. Its tomorrow so hitting the lake district and getting high as f*ck.

Training camp?

No such luck

by **seanmichaels** Fri Oct 23, 2015 3:52 pm

Alistair wrote:
seanmichaels wrote:
Dolphin Ziggler wrote:
seanmichaels wrote:What do her knickers smell like?

They're all clean, shes going to Sweden tomorrow so laundry has been done.

There must be a pair in the washing basket or stuffed down the side of the bed.

Are you implying she's having an affair?

In her absence he may as well investigate for peace of mind. His absence since I mentioned it suggests he has found a pair, no doubt with grass stains, that indicated she has been receiving extra curricular hampton.

by **ShahenshahG** Fri Oct 23, 2015 4:01 pm

seanmichaels wrote:
Alistair wrote:
seanmichaels wrote:
Dolphin Ziggler wrote:
seanmichaels wrote:What do her knickers smell like?

They're all clean, shes going to Sweden tomorrow so laundry has been done.

There must be a pair in the washing basket or stuffed down the side of the bed.

Are you implying she's having an affair?

In her absence he may as well investigate for peace of mind. His absence since I mentioned it suggests he has found a pair, no doubt with grass stains, that indicated she has been receiving extra curricular hampton.

You always associate sex with school. Serial Bummee

by Guest Fri Oct 23, 2015 6:36 pm

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-norfolk-34615001

Probably knows Sean...probably ate chips off its back!!!!!

by **Dolphin Ziggler** Fri Oct 23, 2015 7:16 pm

ShahenshahG wrote:
seanmichaels wrote:
Alistair wrote:
seanmichaels wrote:
Dolphin Ziggler wrote:
seanmichaels wrote:What do her knickers smell like?

They're all clean, shes going to Sweden tomorrow so laundry has been done.

There must be a pair in the washing basket or stuffed down the side of the bed.

Are you implying she's having an affair?

In her absence he may as well investigate for peace of mind. His absence since I mentioned it suggests he has found a pair, no doubt with grass stains, that indicated she has been receiving extra curricular hampton.

You always associate sex with school. Serial Bummee

I left to go pick her up from work. Since then we've both been asleep. Life in the fast lane.

She's wearing underwear though, so if I was Sean I'd have a treat waiting for me in the morning. Sniffing underwear, thats a new low Sean.

by **ShahenshahG** Fri Oct 23, 2015 7:32 pm

Dolphin Ziggler wrote:
ShahenshahG wrote:
seanmichaels wrote:
Alistair wrote:
seanmichaels wrote:
Dolphin Ziggler wrote:
seanmichaels wrote:What do her knickers smell like?

They're all clean, shes going to Sweden tomorrow so laundry has been done.

There must be a pair in the washing basket or stuffed down the side of the bed.

Are you implying she's having an affair?

In her absence he may as well investigate for peace of mind. His absence since I mentioned it suggests he has found a pair, no doubt with grass stains, that indicated she has been receiving extra curricular hampton.

You always associate sex with school. Serial Bummee

I left to go pick her up from work. Since then we've both been asleep. Life in the fast lane.

She's wearing underwear though, so if I was Sean I'd have a treat waiting for me in the morning. Sniffing underwear, thats a new low Sean.

Is that worse than the time he got naked and volunteered to be leapfrogged by the sickly nudist prefect with one leg?

by **rIck_dAgless** Mon Oct 26, 2015 6:28 am

Morning Shah

Fist...

by **ShahenshahG** Mon Oct 26, 2015 7:08 am

Morning Rick the Pr*ck

Hectic morning, weekend was passable

Yours?

by **rIck_dAgless** Mon Oct 26, 2015 7:15 am

Hectic few days mate morning is passable...

You get up to much?

by **ShahenshahG** Mon Oct 26, 2015 7:32 am

Got mashed in an unfamiliar town and walked back watching my cousin walk into lamp posts and then apologize to them. Good Fun but birthday celebrations have been postponed till December where we plan to go to the Netherlands/Iceland.

What about you?

by **rIck_dAgless** Mon Oct 26, 2015 7:37 am

Wedding duties on friday, out and about watching rugby and football on Saturday, and then horrendous football on Sunday...

Though see Dinno got a draw and first point of the season.

by **ShahenshahG** Mon Oct 26, 2015 7:49 am

Might have been the cause of Rowley's There/their mixup, I forgive him

by **seanmichaels** Mon Oct 26, 2015 7:51 am

Morning.

I got leathered on Saturday. And yesterday actually. Managed to lock myself out of the flat again. Neighbour lent me a screwdriver so managed to break in through the window.

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