It's not 'Send', it's the 'Culture Cup', stupid.

Have I missed it?

I'll be f*cking annoyed if I have.

Galted wrote:Have I missed it?

This gets it Galts....

rick_dagless wrote:

Galted wrote:Have I missed it?

This gets it Galts....

Cheers, Dagless, that is brilliantish.

Though I wish I 'd come up with something memorable and Julius's-kittens-related.

Galted wrote:

rick_dagless wrote:

Galted wrote:Have I missed it?

This gets it Galts....

Cheers, Dagless, that is brilliantish.

Though I wish I 'd come up with something memorable and Julius's-kittens-related.

Should have done an ode to Rowley's puppies. maybe he would have made a welcome return.

ShahenshahG wrote:

Galted wrote:

rick_dagless wrote:

Galted wrote:Have I missed it?

This gets it Galts....

Cheers, Dagless, that is brilliantish.

Though I wish I 'd come up with something memorable and Julius's-kittens-related.

Should have done an ode to Rowley's puppies. maybe he would have made a welcome return.

It'll be ages before the chance comes around again. If only I could go back in time.

Your 9000th post is coming up. I'm sure that could do the job

Gutentag Notches, Tumultous Tuesday with Rapey Rick, Judicial Julius, Gallant Galted and Joey Deacon Superfly, with a cameltoe cameo from Totty Tattieh.

All good in the hoods?

morning mate, I actually beat someone in a pool match last night called Richard Raper, so the name seems apt.

You well?

rick_dagless wrote:...I actually beat someone in a pool match last night...

Cue applause.

That pun took balls Jules, well done.

Not bad Rick, a just a bit of the flu, (note that I didn't WFH like "northerner" tino) and you should chalk that up to Jules experience

Ever tried this Rick?

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/live/uk-england-bristol-38562178

Proper flu Shah? Or a bad cold?

Is that the trick shot thing TSRRN?

As in people have crossed the road to avoid me.

That will happen more and more with Brexit mate, so good practice!

Hahaha to be honest it's only when Asians cross the road I notice.

Fair point, just paint a cross on your door and be done with it.

I think I would enjoy the scrap before I was beaten to death haven't hit anybody with a crowbar in 17 years. Quite a thunk it makes.

Quarter chicken plus double peri peri chicken grilled burger lemon and herb with chips and a can of coke. 9/10

1 sausage roll, 1/10

You on a diet or have the cafeteria staff been instructed 5o give you crap food

I was on a quick fire lunch mate and that's all I could eat on the spin.

Today has mainly been one of reiterating simple points to idiots, the indigestion of wolfing down a sub standard sausage roll has not assisted, how is your day going?

Pretty good, even though I got the flu, I went to the gym and feeling better now. Sweated most of it out though felt like Poopie for the first hour or so. Will probably go again but just sit in the sauna.

rick_dagless wrote:Today has mainly been one of reiterating simple points to idiots...

I don't understand.

Morning men, my ignoring my man fluism has resulted in feeling much worse and it has laid me low... but still at work as no cover available. Feck you southern work from home Tino.

Spread the disease if you can't shake it, Shah. Punish the f*cking infidel vermin.

Cat still giving you the cold shoulder then?

Yep.

Shah, there's no point invoking Tino - the c*nt won't even come on here to bore us with insect facts any more.

Did you know the gerridae (water strider) can eat breakfast, lunch and dinner on water?

Boo bloody hoo donkey droppers.

That's a bloody good fact. I've eaten supper on water before but I was in a boat.

And we don't have to accuse LD of being dead which is a relief.

Yes Galted, I'm not Siewert Öholm.

It has been distressingly hot here recently but a relatively cool 22 today. Spiders are active at this time of year.

It's been fairly cold here and Galtova has nagged me into wearing the furry hat and woolly gloves she bought me for my birthday so I look like a massive c*nt when I go to work.

Morning homies, good to see our antipodean associate is still around.

Cold here too.

Galted wrote:It's been fairly cold here and Galtova has nagged me into wearing the furry hat and woolly gloves she bought me for my birthday so I look like a massive c*nt when I go to work.

The rest of the post is redundant.

F*ck you, super, at least my user name is capitalised.

Morning, people.

Morning, Dagless.

It's a madhouse on here today.

I'm not Mary Tyler Moore.

It is crazy Galts I am struggling to keep up with all the threads...

Glad to hear it Jules, morning both.

Galted wrote:F*ck you, super, at least my user name is capitalised.

I think that that was my 9000th post.

I feel a bit let down.

Galted wrote:

Galted wrote:F*ck you, super, at least my user name is capitalised.

I think that that was my 9000th post.

I feel a bit let down.

You let us all down Galted.

Galted wrote:

Galted wrote:F*ck you, super, at least my user name is capitalised.

I think that that was my 9000th post.

I feel a bit let down.

I'm honoured to have been abused by you in your 9000th post.

Sorry, Julius, I wish I could take your disappointment and turn it into physical pain for myself.

At least superfly gained some satisfaction, even if it is the smug type.

8:27. Fist.

Your Culture Cup needs you!

I will not let such a fine opening post be a michaelser.

I don't see any famous deaths on the news today so presumably Shah's alive.

It's just you and me Galted, me old mucker, me old mate, me old pal.

We've had some times, 'aven't we Julio?

We've certainly had some times.

Hi boys, I've been quarantined for my own good and the good of my colleagues . Damn bureaucrats. What's kicking?