It's not 'Send', it's the 'Culture Cup', stupid.

by **Galted** Mon 23 Jan 2017, 1:55 pm

First topic message reminder :

Have I missed it?

by **rIck_dAgless** Tue 14 Mar 2017, 8:41 am

Banoffee...

by **JuliusHMarx** Tue 14 Mar 2017, 8:52 am

Don't make me come up there rick.

by **ShahenshahG** Tue 14 Mar 2017, 9:00 am

JuliusHMarx wrote:Don't make me come up there rick.

To commemorate pie week - Julius cream pies Rick.

How low the cup has fallen

by Tattie Scones RRN Tue 14 Mar 2017, 9:09 am

Morning All

What a f*cking Poopie week so far. Still feels like a bad dream after Saturday's result. I've just resigned my rather excellent job, despite it being in Wales but tomorrow I'm off to Cheltenham to lose copious amounts of money but be too wrecked to even care.

Bitter sweet etc.

by **ShahenshahG** Tue 14 Mar 2017, 9:09 am

Why did you resign?

by **JuliusHMarx** Tue 14 Mar 2017, 9:14 am

He would not be pushed, filed, stamped, indexed, briefed, debriefed or numbered. His life is his own.

by **rIck_dAgless** Tue 14 Mar 2017, 9:26 am

Tattie Scones RRN wrote:Morning All

What a f*cking Poopie week so far. Still feels like a bad dream after Saturday's result. I've just resigned my rather excellent job, despite it being in Wales but tomorrow I'm off to Cheltenham to lose copious amounts of money but be too wrecked to even care.

Bitter sweet etc.

My picks are on the Racing board on here mate, good luck.

by Tattie Scones RRN Tue 14 Mar 2017, 9:35 am

ShahenshahG wrote:Why did you resign?

Three kids at home in Devon who would quite like me to live with them full time.

Good man Rick - will take a look and then subsequently ignore them

by Tattie Scones RRN Tue 14 Mar 2017, 9:36 am

JuliusHMarx wrote:He would not be pushed, filed, stamped, indexed, briefed, debriefed or numbered. His life is his own.

I always said I'd leave when Scotland finally beat Wales in the 6N. It's taken 10 years.

by **JuliusHMarx** Tue 14 Mar 2017, 9:39 am

rick_dagless wrote:
1.30 - finishes last
2.10 - pulls up
2.50 - loses jockey
3.30 - non-starter
4.10 - goes lame
4.50 - disqualified for steroids
5.30 - glue factory

by **rIck_dAgless** Tue 14 Mar 2017, 9:46 am

Tattie Scones RRN wrote:
ShahenshahG wrote:Why did you resign?

Three kids at home in Devon who would quite like me to live with them full time.

Good man Rick - will take a look and then subsequently ignore them

Just sent you a message with some tips a guy whose moonlights as a tipster up here, feel free to ignore them also Smile

Jules, you are probably not too far off the mark.

by Tattie Scones RRN Tue 14 Mar 2017, 10:10 am

Top man Rick, cheers pal.

by **JuliusHMarx** Tue 14 Mar 2017, 10:17 am

Got any tips for the whippets, rick?

by **superflyweight** Tue 14 Mar 2017, 10:18 am

JuliusHMarx wrote:
rick_dagless wrote:
1.30 - finishes last
2.10 - pulls up
2.50 - loses jockey
3.30 - non-starter
4.10 - goes lame
4.50 - disqualified for steroids
5.30 - glue factory
6:10 - shot by the IRA

by **Galted** Tue 14 Mar 2017, 10:27 am

superflyweight wrote:
JuliusHMarx wrote:
rick_dagless wrote:
1.30 - finishes last
2.10 - pulls up
2.50 - loses jockey
3.30 - non-starter
4.10 - goes lame
4.50 - disqualified for steroids
5.30 - glue factory
6:10 - shot by the IRA
6.20 - Tesco lasagne

by **rIck_dAgless** Tue 14 Mar 2017, 10:28 am

Tattie Scones RRN wrote:Top man Rick, cheers pal.

Hope you get some winners mate.

Wotcha supes/Galts

by **Galted** Tue 14 Mar 2017, 10:29 am

Sorry, the Tesco.

by **rIck_dAgless** Tue 14 Mar 2017, 10:59 am

A horse walks into a bar.

The barman asks "why the long face?"

The horse, unable to understand the complexities of human language, promptly sh1ts on the floor and leaves.

by **Galted** Tue 14 Mar 2017, 11:03 am

White horse walks into a bar.

Barman says, "you know, we've got a whisky named after you".

Horse tells him to f*ck off.

by **rIck_dAgless** Tue 14 Mar 2017, 12:30 pm

Chicken and mayo wrap, salt and vinegar Hula Hoops. 7/10

by **superflyweight** Tue 14 Mar 2017, 1:02 pm

I see Prawn is a bit 'menstrual' today.

by **rIck_dAgless** Tue 14 Mar 2017, 1:06 pm

Yeah, he is in a mood, no idea why though...

by **ShahenshahG** Tue 14 Mar 2017, 1:07 pm

What a shrimp

by **superflyweight** Tue 14 Mar 2017, 1:10 pm

To be fair he's not feeling 100% today. He has a haddock.

by **rIck_dAgless** Tue 14 Mar 2017, 1:11 pm

He will strain a mussel if he is not careful.

by **ShahenshahG** Tue 14 Mar 2017, 1:15 pm

Maybe he is just naturally crabby

by **rIck_dAgless** Tue 14 Mar 2017, 1:17 pm

Or just a winkle.

by **superflyweight** Tue 14 Mar 2017, 1:17 pm

Cod willing, he'll pull through.

by **rIck_dAgless** Tue 14 Mar 2017, 1:26 pm

I'm sure eel do it.

by **ShahenshahG** Tue 14 Mar 2017, 1:27 pm

I don't think so. You can bring a seahorse to water but you can't make it swim

by **JuliusHMarx** Tue 14 Mar 2017, 2:21 pm

rick_dagless wrote:
1.30 - Finished 12th
2.10 - Only went and phucking won. Heavy favourite though. My Nan could have got that one right and she's been dead 20 years.

by **rIck_dAgless** Tue 14 Mar 2017, 2:36 pm

You would have been daft to back against it.

by **rIck_dAgless** Tue 14 Mar 2017, 3:06 pm

rick_dagless wrote:
1.30 - Finished 12th
2.10 - Only went and phucking won. Heavy favourite though. My Nan could have got that one right and she's been dead 20 years.
2.30 - phucking second, just, glad I had it E/W

by **JuliusHMarx** Tue 14 Mar 2017, 3:08 pm

rick_dagless wrote:
rick_dagless wrote:
1.30 - Finished 12th
2.10 - Only went and phucking won. Heavy favourite though. My Nan could have got that one right and she's been dead 20 years.
2.30 - phucking second, just, glad I had it E/W

Entertainment Weekly?

by **rIck_dAgless** Tue 14 Mar 2017, 3:11 pm

Eli Wallach

by **JuliusHMarx** Tue 14 Mar 2017, 3:37 pm

Edgar Wallace

by **rIck_dAgless** Wed 15 Mar 2017, 7:14 am

What's occurring notches?

Fist

by **ShahenshahG** Wed 15 Mar 2017, 7:42 am

Morning Rickster.

All good in the teepee?

by **rIck_dAgless** Wed 15 Mar 2017, 7:43 am

I would say it's good in the hood mate, but I am fully aware of the social and economic issues in the tinderbox of the hood...

But I am fine, ready to waste more money gambling I expect.

All good with you?

by **ShahenshahG** Wed 15 Mar 2017, 9:02 am

Not bad just insanely busy. Big managers meeting.

by **rIck_dAgless** Wed 15 Mar 2017, 9:51 am

Need a lot of space for that...

Do they have ridiculous riders?

by **rIck_dAgless** Wed 15 Mar 2017, 10:13 am

Park Run thread is the new weightlifting thread...

by **ShahenshahG** Wed 15 Mar 2017, 10:29 am

Yup ever since serial joined. I bet serial is John Wayne Gacy

by **rIck_dAgless** Wed 15 Mar 2017, 12:41 pm

Pulled pork burrito from the street vendor near work. 9/10

by **ShahenshahG** Wed 15 Mar 2017, 12:48 pm

rick_dagless wrote:Pulled pork burrito from the street vendor near work. 9/10

Gwan Rick, next step is live pigs and then after that women. You'll get there one day my son.

by **rIck_dAgless** Wed 15 Mar 2017, 1:00 pm

I hope so Shah.

Which part of the chicken have you dined on today?

by **ShahenshahG** Wed 15 Mar 2017, 1:10 pm

Non. Cheese and bean toasties - fresh out of the sandwich toaster 8/10. Slightly overfilled it with the beans

by **rIck_dAgless** Wed 15 Mar 2017, 1:11 pm

Roughly the same temperature as the Sun?

by **ShahenshahG** Wed 15 Mar 2017, 1:16 pm

Yes and one of the toasties burst open covering my plate and the table in scalding beans. Saved my tongue but made an almighty mess

by **rIck_dAgless** Wed 15 Mar 2017, 1:17 pm

Better there than the burns unit mate...

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