It's not 'Send', it's the 'Culture Cup', stupid.

by **ShahenshahG** Wed 28 Jun - 17:55

First topic message reminder :

He is
much vaunted
and so old his b*mhole is haunted
Julius
Julius

by **rIck_dAgless** Wed 12 Jul - 17:10

Not bad, works do tonight, so just aiming to be "not that guy" should be good, you doing anything with the time off?

by **Galted** Wed 12 Jul - 17:12

Hello.

by **Galted** Wed 12 Jul - 17:12

Not much to say.

by **Galted** Wed 12 Jul - 17:13

Just trying to hurry the actual thread split along.

by **Galted** Wed 12 Jul - 17:14

Though it would be funny if it hadn't happened by the time Julius got back.

by **Galted** Wed 12 Jul - 17:14

Wish I hadn't now.

by **rIck_dAgless** Wed 12 Jul - 17:22

Morning Galts, what is new with you?

by **ShahenshahG** Wed 12 Jul - 17:22

Going to go get measured for a suit and hit the gym mostly. My family is going to Pakistan for a couple months so helping them get prepared. Just need to catch up on my sleep really. Will be high as f*ck every night and if I have enough left over might sneak over to Amsterdam for a couple of days. Unlikely though I live in hope. Morning Galted

by **Galted** Wed 12 Jul - 18:24

Morning Dagless, Shah.
Not much new, not anything actually. Enjoying Murray's annual let's-piss-off-the-angry-Kiwi run at Wimbledon.

by **Galted** Wed 12 Jul - 18:25

I've been quite a regular at the gym recently, Shah. A pity Tino's not here as we could swap tips to annoy him.

by **rIck_dAgless** Wed 12 Jul - 18:27

I bet he is loving the success of the Aussie/Brit Konta as well

by **Galted** Wed 12 Jul - 18:29

Hasn't mentioned her. Either he doesn't recognise woman's tennis or his hatred is all reserved for Murray.

by **Galted** Wed 12 Jul - 18:30

Might talk about her today to see if it sets him off.

by **rIck_dAgless** Wed 12 Jul - 19:56

See if you can get a rise and report back.

by **rIck_dAgless** Wed 12 Jul - 21:36

Lamb Rogan Josh, rice (boiled basmati) mango chutney, 7/10

by **Galted** Wed 12 Jul - 23:45

Did a bit of prodding and it seems that the angry Kiwi is ambivalent towards Konta in particular and women's tennis in general.

He's currently getting a bit wound up by the Eng v NZ women's cricket though.

by **rIck_dAgless** Wed 12 Jul - 23:51

Shame, though at least you have a thread to tug at.

by **ShahenshahG** Wed 12 Jul - 23:55

Cruel rick to cast aspersions on the girth of Galted's nob. Funny though.

by Hibbz Thu 13 Jul - 3:30

2016 the year of the celebrity death, 2017 the year of the culture cup death.

by **Galted** Thu 13 Jul - 4:02

That was pretty f*cking cruel, Hibbz. It's like walking into Granny's hospital room with everyone clustered around the bed and shaking her awake to say "not long to go now, dear".

by **ShahenshahG** Thu 13 Jul - 16:26

Morning Notches, F*ck you hibbz.

by **rIck_dAgless** Thu 13 Jul - 17:27

Morning mate, all good?

by **Galted** Thu 13 Jul - 18:19

Morning chaps. This post is purely to defy Hibbz. I hope it goes viral.

by **ShahenshahG** Fri 14 Jul - 2:22

Apologies Ricko, hectic week with yet another conference

by **Galted** Fri 14 Jul - 4:41

Rick is currently home-facing. I'll pass on the message.

by **rIck_dAgless** Fri 14 Jul - 16:11

Thanks man, early night last night, and feeling ready for the weekend, which will be mainly bar facing.

Morning notches

by **ShahenshahG** Fri 14 Jul - 17:00

Morning Rickand mix, what you got planned for tommorow?

by **rIck_dAgless** Fri 14 Jul - 17:09

Friends over for some booze and games, and pub during the day.

You?

by **ShahenshahG** Fri 14 Jul - 17:30

Same but with weed. Going to try out that sauce again, also bought some napolina pizza bases to experiment with tomorrow. After that wedding and travel preparations begin in earnest.

by **Galted** Fri 14 Jul - 17:37

Morning all/both.

@Rick, Shah wants to apologise for being a c*nt yesterday.

by **ShahenshahG** Fri 14 Jul - 17:49

If it was for that I would have to apologize with every other word.

by **rIck_dAgless** Fri 14 Jul - 17:51

Apology accepted.

by **ShahenshahG** Fri 14 Jul - 18:20

You b*stard, I had a speech ready and everything for your refusal.

Speech:

by **rIck_dAgless** Fri 14 Jul - 18:25

I feel you plagiarised that mate, but, I am glad your branch is still up.

by **Galted** Fri 14 Jul - 18:27

That is how I will picture Shah from now on. The Moeen Ali image has become redundant.

by **rIck_dAgless** Fri 14 Jul - 18:29

That's how I always pictured Shah, especially the shades, as I am guessing his eyes look like p155 holes in the snow with all the weed.

by **rIck_dAgless** Mon 17 Jul - 17:11

I think Hibz is right...

Morning Notches

by **Galted** Mon 17 Jul - 19:17

Looking that way.

Morning.

by **rIck_dAgless** Mon 17 Jul - 23:08

I am not sure it can be called a Michaelsing any more.

Afternoon.

by **Galted** Tue 18 Jul - 2:22

Afternoon, dagless. Hope you had a good morning.

by **Dolphin Ziggler** Tue 18 Jul - 5:59

What happened? Where did Tino, Jeff, Sean etc go?

by **Galted** Tue 18 Jul - 6:35

Bit annoyed that you had to interrupt the intense discussion Dagless and I were having, Ziggler. Luckily you're still my second favourite poster so I'll forgive you.

Tino is dead.
This is beneath Jeff.
Michaels pops in occasionally.
Julius is on holiday.
Shah is probably doing something religious.
etc

by **Dolphin Ziggler** Tue 18 Jul - 6:57

I apologise in a very minor way, maybe even insincerely.

I might tweet Jeff daily - just say "Jeff" and see if he regresses.

by **Galted** Tue 18 Jul - 8:25

That's a moderately good idea. I intend to tweet him but I'm still not sure how it works. If I make any progress I shall update this thread.

I might ask Galtova for some appropriate immigration law questions to pose so that his following can be impressed by his professionalism. Just realised that, as Jeff no longer frequents this area of the internet, you are my unofficial favourite poster.
Well done.

by **rIck_dAgless** Tue 18 Jul - 16:48

Morning all (none)

by **Galted** Tue 18 Jul - 16:54

Morning, Dagless. Let's hope it's a bit quieter on here today - Ziggler was getting very rowdy yesterday.

by **rIck_dAgless** Tue 18 Jul - 17:25

Morning, it was getting a bit out of hand, hopefully we can lure Jeff back from the twitterverse to add some much needed tedium.

by **seanmichaels** Tue 18 Jul - 18:00

I think I have the AIDs. Sore throat, runny nose and ache like a beauty queen after a bit of rough and tumble with prime mike tyson.

by **Pal Joey** Tue 18 Jul - 18:43

Have you tried a hot teddy in a sauna? That might work for you.

by **ShahenshahG** Wed 19 Jul - 0:43

Afternoon notches day 2 of no work and all play and I am knackered. I see it's still lively on here so I'll leave you guys be and pop in every time I'm sitting around waiting for someone

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