It's not 'Send', it's the 'Culture Cup', stupid.

by **ShahenshahG** Wed Jun 28 2017, 08:55

First topic message reminder :

He is
much vaunted
and so old his b*mhole is haunted
Julius
Julius

by **ShahenshahG** Fri Sep 01 2017, 17:40

Galted wrote:I might take up drinking on a Monday morning.

Might want to wait for super to get up for a leak, you'll probably get a similar alcohol content

by **JuliusHMarx** Fri Sep 01 2017, 18:23

Galted wrote:I might take up drinking on a Monday morning.

My only friend is mist on a Monday morning.

by **ShahenshahG** Mon Sep 04 2017, 07:43

Gutentag Notches

JuliusHMarx wrote:
kingraf wrote:
TRUSSMAN66 wrote:

MSU.....Do you agree with Trump that the media and journalists are the enemy of the American people ??

Yes 34%
No 59%

Rather strong statement. Luckily living in Africa, I know how leaders who say things like this generally end up

They end up playing action netball?

LOL

by **JuliusHMarx** Mon Sep 04 2017, 07:45

Cheers, Shah.

Nice to see it wasn't wasted.

by **Pal Joey** Mon Sep 04 2017, 07:53

That was a fine retort indeed. Laugh

I guess we'll know one day if any of us was Walter Becker. I'll miss Bad Sneakers...

Good morning.

by **ShahenshahG** Mon Sep 04 2017, 07:56

Morning Jules, All okay on the clay?

by **ShahenshahG** Mon Sep 04 2017, 07:57

Morning TLD, I heard you set a girls bush on fire? Surely asking her to shave would have done the trick

by **Pal Joey** Mon Sep 04 2017, 08:02

ha mate, they always choose to do the back burning when the wind picks up. Idiots. steam

A hot 30 degrees yesterday... 3 days into spring. I think there'll be some more natural carnage as we head into summer.

Kind of dreading it really. Although I do like the smell of burning bush in the mornings.

by **ShahenshahG** Mon Sep 04 2017, 08:07

The Loaded Dog wrote:ha mate, they always choose to do the back burning when the wind picks up. Idiots.

A hot 30 degrees yesterday... 3 days into spring. I think there'll be some more natural carnage as we head into summer.

Kind of dreading it really. Although I do like the smell of burning bush in the mornings.

Smells like victory...for Bangladesh?

by **Pal Joey** Mon Sep 04 2017, 08:09

Just got a wicket.

I could see that last result coming. Like ferrets walking into a tiger's den. Didn't help with the player's strike leading into it. There's no way they would have had their minds on the job.

by **Pal Joey** Mon Sep 04 2017, 08:15

I was a little surprised by the West Indies effort last week. Went to bed on the last day thinking it would be an impossible task but was shocked by the result upon waking up the next morning. What happened? Was it case of them knuckling down or your bowlers having an off day... or a bit of both?

by **ShahenshahG** Mon Sep 04 2017, 08:17

Aye though the bengalis are becoming less and less like minnows and more like the early stages of Sri Lanka. Anyway enough cricket, has the pool finally finished?

by **ShahenshahG** Mon Sep 04 2017, 08:23

The Loaded Dog wrote:I was a little surprised by the West Indies effort last week. Went to bed on the last day thinking it would be an impossible task but was shocked by the result upon waking up the next morning. What happened? Was it case of them knuckling down or your bowlers having an off day... or a bit of both?

Bit of both to be honest. The west Indies are talented but unfocused (usually) and the English are brilliant but switch off at crucial moments. Also the back up bowling is Poopie.

by **Pal Joey** Mon Sep 04 2017, 08:24

Yes finished a while back now. I'm just staring at it as I type. Looks heavenly.

by **ShahenshahG** Mon Sep 04 2017, 08:31

Are there any immigrants spoiling your view or angling for more unnecessary work?

by **Pal Joey** Mon Sep 04 2017, 08:34

The old Nepalese man tried to trundle in the other day but only got as far as the gate. Had to tell him to move on - was thinking of your advice.

by **Pal Joey** Mon Sep 04 2017, 08:45

Globalism has a lot to answer for. It simply doesn't work.

by **Galted** Mon Sep 04 2017, 09:20

Morning all. Just a quick note to let you all/both know that I've stopped using the boat and am using the DLR again, not only is it a more efficient mode of travel but there's far less wear and tear on my Rockports.
I guess I just wasn't destined for a sailor's life even though I'm a powerful swimmer.

by **Pal Joey** Mon Sep 04 2017, 09:44

The DLR sounds great... much better way to travel across the Thames. Think of the damage the water would have caused the Rockports if you did have to swim... the muddy banks would certainly ruined them even more.

by **ShahenshahG** Mon Sep 04 2017, 10:05

Dumb Lanky special?

by **Galted** Mon Sep 04 2017, 10:06

I've learned the hard way about shoes and water having ruined my last pair of Hi-Tecs by wading through the sea of Corfu in them. Gutted as I was, I lost a lot of respect for those shoes.

by **Galted** Mon Sep 04 2017, 10:08

ShahenshahG wrote:Dumb Lanky special?

When you have an automated light transit system in Luton, feel free to mock.

by **Pal Joey** Mon Sep 04 2017, 10:19

Bad Sneakers:

great lead guitar... sort of a rock jazz. Heard this being piped through the car park in a shopping centre the other day. Cool walking music.

"... that ditch out in the Valley that they're diggin' just for me..."

by **ShahenshahG** Mon Sep 04 2017, 12:09

Galted wrote:
ShahenshahG wrote:Dumb Lanky special?

When you have an automated light transit system in Luton, feel free to mock.

https://www.gumtree.com/p/hobbies-collectibles/hornby-thomas-electric-train-set/1255632050

We've already got one

by **Galted** Mon Sep 04 2017, 13:18

Fair enough.

Mock away.

by **rIck_dAgless** Tue Sep 05 2017, 07:25

Morning campers, been away with Mrs D on family duty.

Have I missed anything?

by **JuliusHMarx** Tue Sep 05 2017, 07:33

rick_dagless wrote:Morning campers, been away with Mrs D on family duty.

Have I missed anything?

Galted wears Rorckports Laugh

by **rIck_dAgless** Tue Sep 05 2017, 07:55

Big news indeed, I will assume the spelling error is mocking someone else earlier in the thread, so will ignore.

The Rockport/Wolfskin look is a better class of chav to be fair.

by **JuliusHMarx** Tue Sep 05 2017, 08:04

rick_dagless wrote:Big news indeed, I will assume the spelling error is mocking someone else earlier in the thread, so will ignore.

Er, yes, let's go for that explanation.

by **Galted** Tue Sep 05 2017, 08:33

rick_dagless wrote:Big news indeed, I will assume the spelling error is mocking someone else earlier in the thread, so will ignore.

The Rockport/Wolfskin look is a better class of chav to be fair.

I'm proud to share this forum with such a discerning gentleman of the north.

by **JuliusHMarx** Tue Sep 05 2017, 08:57

Galted's shoe
https://www.shoes.com/rockport-total-motion-penny-loafer/797058/1741599

by **Pal Joey** Tue Sep 05 2017, 09:22

Pure foot poetry.

by **Galted** Tue Sep 05 2017, 09:29

JuliusHMarx wrote:Galted's shoe
https://www.shoes.com/rockport-total-motion-penny-loafer/797058/1741599

Not quite, mine are the zero-grip trainers with the hole in the sole for mopping up rain water.

by **JuliusHMarx** Tue Sep 05 2017, 09:39

Galted wrote:
JuliusHMarx wrote:Galted's shoe
https://www.shoes.com/rockport-total-motion-penny-loafer/797058/1741599

Not quite, mine are the zero-grip trainers with the hole in the sole for mopping up rain water.

It's gotta be rock and roll... music

by **Galted** Tue Sep 05 2017, 10:05

That was my goal.

by **JuliusHMarx** Tue Sep 05 2017, 10:49

Galted wrote:That was my goal.

That's the name of the game.

by **Galted** Tue Sep 05 2017, 11:43

JuliusHMarx wrote:
Galted wrote:That was my goal.

That's the name of the game.

No 'goal' rhyme? What a shame.

by **Pal Joey** Tue Sep 05 2017, 11:49

I guess he's to blame.

Anyone want to kick off the limerick thread again?

by **JuliusHMarx** Tue Sep 05 2017, 11:52

Galted wrote:
JuliusHMarx wrote:
Galted wrote:That was my goal.

That's the name of the game.

No 'goal' rhyme? What a shame.

I was attempting to start a sequence of ABBA song-related posts. Oh well, I had a dream...

by **Galted** Tue Sep 05 2017, 11:58

JuliusHMarx wrote:
Galted wrote:
JuliusHMarx wrote:
Galted wrote:That was my goal.

That's the name of the game.

No 'goal' rhyme? What a shame.

I was attempting to start a sequence of ABBA song-related posts. Oh well, I had a dream...

You may have had a dream, but I was attempting an '-ame' rhyme scheme.

by **rIck_dAgless** Tue Sep 05 2017, 12:03

The Loaded Dog wrote:I guess he's to blame.

Anyone want to kick off the limerick thread again?

Done, for the sake of international relations.

by **JuliusHMarx** Tue Sep 05 2017, 12:09

Galted wrote:
JuliusHMarx wrote:
Galted wrote:
JuliusHMarx wrote:
Galted wrote:That was my goal.

That's the name of the game.

No 'goal' rhyme? What a shame.

I was attempting to start a sequence of ABBA song-related posts. Oh well, I had a dream...

You may have had a dream, but I was attempting an '-ame' rhyme scheme.

Thus sabotaging my already existing ABBA plan.

by **Galted** Tue Sep 05 2017, 12:14

JuliusHMarx wrote:
Galted wrote:
JuliusHMarx wrote:
Galted wrote:
JuliusHMarx wrote:
Galted wrote:That was my goal.

That's the name of the game.

No 'goal' rhyme? What a shame.

I was attempting to start a sequence of ABBA song-related posts. Oh well, I had a dream...

You may have had a dream, but I was attempting an '-ame' rhyme scheme.

Thus sabotaging my already existing ABBA plan.

Sorry, man.

by **JuliusHMarx** Tue Sep 05 2017, 12:33

Thanks Galted, that means a lot, as 'sorry' seems to be the hardest word.

by **Pal Joey** Tue Sep 05 2017, 12:39

It's a sad, sad situation...

by **superflyweight** Tue Sep 05 2017, 12:51

Cheer up and hold me closer tiny dancer.

by **ShahenshahG** Tue Sep 05 2017, 15:13

Afternoon Notches.

by **JuliusHMarx** Tue Sep 05 2017, 15:29

Afternoon Shah. Are you still standing?

by **Galted** Tue Sep 05 2017, 15:30

Good afternoon, Shah. That was a particularly impressive post on the off-topic section. Perhaps you could sign off with 'f*cking infidels' though.

by **JuliusHMarx** Tue Sep 05 2017, 15:36

Galted wrote:Goodbye Yellow Brick Road

Fixed for you.

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