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Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

superflyweight wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

superflyweight wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:Galted, Villa are f*king massive. Huge. Gargantuan.

Merry Christmas you big c*nt.

You won't win a Pulitzer for filth.  

Merry Christmas to you as well. You wee f*cking radge.

I celebrated the festive period by falling down a hole that Scottish Gas Networks has dug at the end of our drive and failed to cover properly.  If only I knew a decent lawyer.  

Isn't Mrs Superfly a decent lawyer?

Yes - but she can't stop laughing.

Ffs, that's ruined my whole Thursday.

rIck_dAgless wrote:"What do I do if a controlling ex dumps a load of S** toys on my lawn at midnight and starts shouting."

I know the answer to that one.

Galted wrote:Ffs, that's ruined my whole Thursday.

I should clarify that when I posted this I was referring to my pig squeeze post which Tino was ridiculing, not Rick's s** toys post.

JuliusHMarx wrote:

rIck_dAgless wrote:"What do I do if a controlling ex dumps a load of S** toys on my lawn at midnight and starts shouting."

I know the answer to that one.

Feel free to enlighten me.

Fist (and not that kind)

I don't know the answer, rICk.

rIck_dAgless wrote:

JuliusHMarx wrote:

rIck_dAgless wrote:"What do I do if a controlling ex dumps a load of S** toys on my lawn at midnight and starts shouting."

I know the answer to that one.

Feel free to enlighten me.

I will, for £500/hour.

42?

42 - Civic

In the last 2 days my computer died and someone drove into my car (fortunately minor damage). Things going great.

lostinwales wrote:In the last 2 days my computer died and someone drove into my car (fortunately minor damage). Things going great.

My computer's been on its last legs for some time so I bought a new one last week. First pc I've bought since the late 90s, normally nick one from work when an upgrade's required. One of the few drawbacks of working from home.

Fist
The computer that had problems is left over from my previous employer. They decided it wasn't worth their while getting it back.
Turns out it was only the SDD deciding it doesn't want to play anymore, but it looks like it is still readable. Having a son who fixes computers helps

Bumped into the furious Cockney yesterday morning, haven't seen him since before lockdown. Was giving a lengthy explanation about how I don't go into the office anymore so don't see anyone from my old walk to the station, then realised that he didn't have a clue who the f*ck I am. Mumbled an awkward goodbye and hurried off.

On the plus side his confusion probably helped fuel more anger

“'Tis sh1te on here today.”

                                                                                    JH Marx ca 2024

I wish I'd said that.

Fist. Someone had to step in and prevent Jules suffering the ignominy of a 54 hour michaelsing.

Not on my watch.

Sicond.

I wish I'd said that.

Anyone got any plans for the weekend besides not posting on here?

Pal Joey wrote:Sicond.

I wish I'd said that.

Anyone got any plans for the weekend besides not posting on here?

Will probably have a coffee and a crap tomorrow morning but no plans beyond that.

Galted wrote:

Pal Joey wrote:Sicond.

I wish I'd said that.

Anyone got any plans for the weekend besides not posting on here?

Will probably have a coffee and a crap tomorrow morning but no plans beyond that.

Might also watch a bit of sport in the afternoons and evenings after tackling the lawns in the morning.

Jeff's done a cracking Sidney Sweeney related tweet on twitter and I'm seething with jealousy.

superflyweight wrote:Fist.  Someone had to step in and prevent Jules suffering the ignominy of a 54 hour michaelsing.  

Not on my watch.  

It was already 68 hours. You need to buy a new watch.

JuliusHMarx wrote:

superflyweight wrote:Fist.  Someone had to step in and prevent Jules suffering the ignominy of a 54 hour michaelsing.  

Not on my watch.  

It was already 68 hours. You need to buy a new watch.

Thank you - I now realise I was being a ret@rd.

superflyweight wrote:Jeff's done a cracking Sidney Sweeney related tweet on twitter and I'm seething with jealousy.  

Just seen it, have to confess to sn*ggering out loud.

Fist

Monday morning (just) and nothing to smile about

Cheer up LiW you could be a Russian voter. Go watch "The Beekeeper" or read my amazing review, both will cheer you up.

Sicond.

rIck_dAgless wrote:Cheer up LiW you could be a Russian voter.  Go watch "The Beekeeper" or read my amazing review, both will cheer you up.

Sicond.

Or even the Cricket thread.

guildfordbat wrote:

rIck_dAgless wrote:Cheer up LiW you could be a Russian voter.  Go watch "The Beekeeper" or read my amazing review, both will cheer you up.

Sicond.

Or even the Cricket thread.

Has Duty cheered up?

Galted wrote:

superflyweight wrote:Jeff's done a cracking Sidney Sweeney related tweet on twitter and I'm seething with jealousy.  

Just seen it, have to confess to sn*ggering out loud.

For those of us that don't have Tw*tter, could you please summarise?

superflyweight wrote:

guildfordbat wrote:

rIck_dAgless wrote:Cheer up LiW you could be a Russian voter.  Go watch "The Beekeeper" or read my amazing review, both will cheer you up.

Sicond.

Or even the Cricket thread.

Has Duty cheered up?  

Duty may not always be cheery but he can be relied upon to tell it as he sees it and that's better than an elegant cover drive.

I was rather immodestly referring to my own last post there.

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

Galted wrote:

superflyweight wrote:Jeff's done a cracking Sidney Sweeney related tweet on twitter and I'm seething with jealousy.  

Just seen it, have to confess to sn*ggering out loud.

For those of us that don't have Tw*tter, could you please summarise?

Not sure if posting Tw*tter links is allowed on here, if not please feel free to ban Tino:

https://twitter.com/jazzpaul82/status/1768582858258407573

Galted wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

Galted wrote:

superflyweight wrote:Jeff's done a cracking Sidney Sweeney related tweet on twitter and I'm seething with jealousy.  

Just seen it, have to confess to sn*ggering out loud.

For those of us that don't have Tw*tter, could you please summarise?

Not sure if posting Tw*tter links is allowed on here, if not please feel free to ban Tino:

https://twitter.com/jazzpaul82/status/1768582858258407573

Thanks Glated.

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

Galted wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

Galted wrote:

superflyweight wrote:Jeff's done a cracking Sidney Sweeney related tweet on twitter and I'm seething with jealousy.  

Just seen it, have to confess to sn*ggering out loud.

For those of us that don't have Tw*tter, could you please summarise?

Not sure if posting Tw*tter links is allowed on here, if not please feel free to ban Tino:

https://twitter.com/jazzpaul82/status/1768582858258407573

Thanks Glated.

Anything for you, darling.

rIck_dAgless wrote:Cheer up LiW you could be a Russian voter.  Go watch "The Beekeeper" or read my amazing review, both will cheer you up.

Sicond.

It was a bad attempt at a Steve Harley related comment. Things OK in general, ignoring the someone driving into my parked car, the cat sh!tting in the kitchen etc

lostinwales wrote:It was a bad attempt at a Steve Harley related comment.

You should have tried to resist, resist.

Fist.
First World problems working from home. The cat (one of them) likes to watch videos on my 2nd monitor when I am working. Because its U tube we get ads (and its a work machine so no add blocker). I dont think they are very well tailored as I can't help but wonder how the cat would benefit from grammar tools.

My main irritant of working from home, is a 30 minute teams meeting, which could've been a 5 minute conversation at a desk.

Rick's The Outfit review inspired me to watch the film a while back.  Had a review composed in my head, built around my observation that it was more of a play than a film.  You can imagine how devastated I was to see that LiW has beaten me to this, although I am simultaneously impressed.  At least I'm not M Emmet Walsh.

I was amazed to see that M Emmett Walsh hadn't died years ago.  Watched the proctology scene from Fletch this morning in tribute.  

Ever serve time, doc?

Are you using the whole fist, doc?

rIck_dAgless wrote:My main irritant of working from home, is a 30 minute teams meeting, which could've been a 5 minute conversation at a desk.

Adding up the teams sessions this week there are 10 meetings with a total scheduled time of 9.5hrs more or less. Not going to try and add up how much of that time I am going to be paying attention.

This could be a record Michaelsing.

I would have responded but was stuck in Teams meetings.

Fist

rIck_dAgless wrote:My main irritant of working from home, is a 30 minute teams meeting, which could've been a 5 minute conversation at a desk.

My main irritant of working from home is Mrs Windows.

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

rIck_dAgless wrote:My main irritant of working from home, is a 30 minute teams meeting, which could've been a 5 minute conversation at a desk.

My main irritant of working from home is Mrs Windows.

Mine is not being able to watch the angry Kiwi launch a pc into the concrete floor when his toes hurt due to him wearing his shoes on the wrong feet.

Galted wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

rIck_dAgless wrote:My main irritant of working from home, is a 30 minute teams meeting, which could've been a 5 minute conversation at a desk.

My main irritant of working from home is Mrs Windows.

Mine is not being able to watch the angry Kiwi launch a pc into the concrete floor when his toes hurt due to him wearing his shoes on the wrong feet.

Really miss those days when you'd witness someone losing it in the office. Worked with a similar angry Korean (IT bloke) who was never friendly, always making a scene about small issues. One quiet Friday afternoon there was a major outburst of expletives and the guy stood up, grabbed the monitor (quite a bulky one... this was late 90s) and slam-dunked it into his keyboard and desk.

All the directors came running out of their glass boxes to see what all the commotion was about. We had this lovely Secretary (a Miss Moneypenny type with glasses) and she stood at her office door, pulled her glasses down to the edge of her cute little nose; looked at the damage, then looked at me and gave me a sexy, raised eyebrow kind of smile. Her classic gesture added even more excitement to such a dramatic event. I tried so hard not to burst out laughing. The guy got a reprieve after receiving apologies from the directors. It was like he was somehow entitled to a bit more leeway than others because he was so 'integral' to the team.

In that same office, I experienced (well actually the whole floor did too) an earth tremor. It was like a flash or a super quick pulse that came from one side of the building and shot out the other. Everything went up and then down for a split second. Everyone instinctively got up from their chairs (except for those who were already standing) saying "What was that? Did you feel it?" It was only about a 4.8 to 5.0 from memory. Quite a pleasant sensation... experiencing a powerful ripple travelling at 3-4 miles/second.

Just watched the footage of the Dali hitting the bridge. It all looks a bit surreal.

JuliusHMarx wrote:Just watched the footage of the Dali hitting the bridge. It all looks a bit surreal.

acknowledged

Remember kids, cargo ships can't melt steel bridge supports.

Fist

rIck_dAgless wrote:Remember kids, cargo ships can't melt steel bridge supports.

Fist

Was the captain vaccinated?

Galted wrote:

rIck_dAgless wrote:Remember kids, cargo ships can't melt steel bridge supports.

Fist

Was the captain vaccinated?

He was navigating on a spherical earth model.

JuliusHMarx wrote:

Galted wrote:

rIck_dAgless wrote:Remember kids, cargo ships can't melt steel bridge supports.

Fist

Was the captain vaccinated?

He was navigating on a spherical earth model.

Piloting by Covid5g chips

A bit of legal advice required.

From today, can we no longer call Super a c*nt?