Major TNA Spoiler

Some HUGE comebacks on impact this week folks, and worry not cos your pal and mine Vince Russo knows how to make use of all of them in one segment!!!!

Impact opens with a returning Chyna in the ring with a mic, she tells us she's the 9th wonder of the world but tonight she's wondering who in the TNA locker room wants to be her co-star in her new movie. But not just any movie, due to not being relevant in wrestling these days and the fact she looks like a retarded gorilla holding her back in the porn world, she's decided to get the headlines any way she can, therefore one lucky member of the TNA roster will TAKE A DUMP IN HER MOUTH right here tonight in the Impact zone..........

Enter Kurt Angle, looking irate, ranting for 10 mins about the prestige of his olympic gold medals, his countless world titles and this is what the sport he loves has become?.......................................................................On the other hand, he's not getting any younger and he cant keep his name out there by pretending he's going to try for the olympics again every 4 years so this might just be the opportunity he's looking for, he does have kids to think of after all, and if it backfires, he can blame those pesky twitter hackers. Just as Chyna lies down with her gob wide open, jeff hardys music starts and he stumbles down to the ring, higher on goofballs than ned flanders ever was, matt follows closely behind, tazer in hand as jeff, oblivious to whats actually going on in the ring thinks the gaping hole in chynas face is a toilet so sqats down to do his business only to be thrown out of the ring by an outraged kurt who quickly receives a taser shot from matt. So with jeff and kurt out of action, chyna starts to plead with matt to do the dirty deed, he thinks long and hard but in the end he says he cant bring himself to do it, he still loves lita and any chance he has would be flushed down the toilet if he uses chynas mouth as one. We go to commercial as tazz wonders where's jerry lawler when you need him.

We're back and bully ray is really living up to his name by trying to make ric flair accomodate chynas request, telling him he'll get to do this every day in the nursing home, he might as well start now. Just then, Hulk Hogan appears and tells bully ray to beat it brother, hulk says he spent his whole career crapping on people, people he's worked for, with and even people who loved him, fans, family, people who get vegitated after car crashes caused by his son....................He's gonna be the one to rudey poo in chynas mouth!

Chyna is relieved its finally gonna happen, she has her laptop ready to post it on redtube asap, hurry up hulk, time is money! Just as hogan squats over her face the lights go out, and a strange figure appears on the titantron............................................................................................................................................"DO YOU HO KOGAN THINK YOU ARE WORTHY TO DEFECATE IN THIS SHE-MALES FACIAL ORIFACE?"

"I MUST TELL YOU HO KOGAN THAT THE ONLY BEING IN THIS UNIVERSE WORTHY OF SUCH A FEAT HO KOGAN IS MUCH GREATER THAN YOU HO KOGAN COULD EVER COMPREHEND"

The site i was watching this on cut out at this point, i have no idea what happened next. Anyone know who this guy could be?

It was Owen Hart...next?

No, his comebacks being saved for wrestlemania in a "who's death was WWE most at fault in" match against benoit

Sting came out and painted Chyna's face?

Kanes mask

apparently abyss said he would do it if she wore kanes mask, (he's always had a thing for kane, hence the gimmick)

MidnightToker wrote:No, his comebacks being saved for wrestlemania in a "who's death was WWE most at fault in" match against benoit

Think you could get enough competitors for a Royal Rumble with that stipulation (if the media is to be believed of course)

WORYAH!