Greatest Boxers Names of All Time

by Scottrf Fri 29 Jul 2011, 11:46 am

My top 10.

1. Hitler the Killer
2. Captain Cleopas Marvel
3. McVision Black Bullet
4. Two-Cycle Engine
5. Jukebox Timebomb
6. Walter Peanuts Arsenault
7. Comedy Poindexter
8. Dynamite Sprouts
9. Proud Kilamanjaro
10. Speed Jesus

by bhb001 Fri 29 Jul 2011, 11:59 am

Googled Hitler the killer as it must have been made up! Two fights in five years, ko'd in both. We are stretching the definition of boxer here!

by Scottrf Fri 29 Jul 2011, 12:01 pm

You don't need to google, they are linked.

Mr. Black Bullet only had one fight, he was knocked out by Kid Power.

by d260005p Fri 29 Jul 2011, 12:06 pm

Does Anthony Ali Sugar Ray Jones Jr Small?

by bhb001 Fri 29 Jul 2011, 12:12 pm

Scottrf wrote:You don't need to google, they are linked.

Mr. Black Bullet only had one fight, he was knocked out by Kid Power.

My next half hour is sorted! Cheers

by Il Gialloblu Fri 29 Jul 2011, 12:18 pm

Cracking list, Scott.

I can only decide on a top two.

1. Hitler the Killer
2. AJ Banal

And a number 26.

26. Howard Eastman

by bhb001 Fri 29 Jul 2011, 12:33 pm

You only have to go to Zimbabwe to get some absolute crackers. I liked Proud Kilimanjaro, but he also fought Bonyongo Destroyer in his second to last fight. I wonder if there is some African cracking up at this moment over the idea of someone called Baguley?

by bhb001 Fri 29 Jul 2011, 12:34 pm

And how did you miss Clever Sancho!!

by Scottrf Fri 29 Jul 2011, 12:36 pm

bhb001 wrote:And how did you miss Clever Sancho!!

Top 30 maybe, not a top 10.

by Lumbering_Jack Fri 29 Jul 2011, 12:38 pm

Joke Calslappy

by Lumbering_Jack Fri 29 Jul 2011, 12:38 pm

Ricky Fatton
Amir Khan't
David Gaye

All classics

by bhb001 Fri 29 Jul 2011, 12:39 pm

Scottrf wrote:
bhb001 wrote:And how did you miss Clever Sancho!!
Top 30 maybe, not a top 10.

Maybe, but there pissing themselves down in Ecuador!

by **Union Cane** Fri 29 Jul 2011, 12:40 pm

Lumbering_Jack wrote:Ricky Fatton
Amir Khan't
David Gaye

All classics

Great stuff mate, valuable input. Got any more?

by Lumbering_Jack Fri 29 Jul 2011, 12:42 pm

Union Cane wrote:
Lumbering_Jack wrote:Ricky Fatton
Amir Khan't
David Gaye

All classics

Great stuff mate, valuable input. Got any more?

James DeFail?

by no-mas Fri 29 Jul 2011, 12:51 pm

Lumbering_Jack wrote:
Union Cane wrote:
Lumbering_Jack wrote:Ricky Fatton
Amir Khan't
David Gaye

All classics

Great stuff mate, valuable input. Got any more?

James DeFail?

Sarcasm - mocking, contemptuous, or ironic language intended to convey scorn or insult

by zx1234 Fri 29 Jul 2011, 12:55 pm

captain cleopas marvel and proud kilamanjaro beat george foreman in africa, just like ali

by razzaq Fri 29 Jul 2011, 1:05 pm

I always thought Sugar Boy Malinga had a nice rythm to it.

by Guest Fri 29 Jul 2011, 3:38 pm

Lumbering_Jack wrote:Ricky Fatton
Amir Khan't
David Gaye

All classics

Actually, none of those are fighting monikers.

They're just asinine, immature, playground insults.

Hope you understand the difference.

ghost

by BALTIMORA Fri 29 Jul 2011, 3:53 pm

http://boxrec.com/list_bouts.php?human_id=238434&cat=boxer

Thomas Bar Steward..?

by razzaq Fri 29 Jul 2011, 4:00 pm

Liking this one - Hugh Johnson. Would post the link but I think they have denied me due to my colour.

by **Union Cane** Fri 29 Jul 2011, 4:22 pm

http://boxrec.com/list_bouts.php?human_id=17424&cat=boxer

(Not the name, the alias)

by The genius of PBF Fri 29 Jul 2011, 4:23 pm

Floyd Mayweather Jr

by Scottrf Fri 29 Jul 2011, 4:24 pm

The genius of PBF wrote:Floyd Mayweather Jr

Obvious as soon as I saw you commented. You need a new act. Come back as a trash talker like Toney maybe.

by Daz Fri 29 Jul 2011, 4:28 pm

BALTIMORA wrote:http://boxrec.com/list_bouts.php?human_id=238434&cat=boxer

Thomas Bar Steward..?

Haha!! Quality.

On a separate note - what the hell is up with the banners at the top of the screen??

Thought this was supposed to be a work friendly kind of site - just scrolled up and saw a very bright red banner???

by Scottrf Fri 29 Jul 2011, 4:29 pm

Dazstarr wrote:Haha!! Quality.

On a separate note - what the hell is up with the banners at the top of the screen??

Thought this was supposed to be a work friendly kind of site - just scrolled up and saw a very bright red banner???

You weren't logged in?

by Daz Fri 29 Jul 2011, 4:30 pm

ahh - phew! Didnt realise that happened when you werent logged in.

by Scottrf Fri 29 Jul 2011, 4:37 pm

The genius of PBF wrote:
Scottrf wrote:
The genius of PBF wrote:Floyd Mayweather Jr
Obvious as soon as I saw you commented. You need a new act. Come back as a trash talker like Toney maybe.

Quiet WUM

Na, that's a bit similar to your current alias.

by Imperial Ghosty Fri 29 Jul 2011, 5:11 pm

No one finds your whole 'i'm Floyd Mayweather routine' funny, as soon as you start losing an argument you apparently run off to the gym.

by Imperial Ghosty Fri 29 Jul 2011, 5:14 pm

I'm more of a rocker to be honest

by Rowley Fri 29 Jul 2011, 5:15 pm

Imperial Ghosty wrote:I'm more of a rocker to be honest

Philistine

by **Union Cane** Fri 29 Jul 2011, 5:22 pm

Imperial Ghosty wrote:I'm more of a rocker to be honest

Off your rocker more like...

by **HumanWindmill** Fri 29 Jul 2011, 5:24 pm

PM for you, PBF.

Suggest you read it while I still have some patience left.

by BALTIMORA Fri 29 Jul 2011, 6:20 pm

HumanWindmill wrote:PM for you, PBF.

Suggest you read it while I still have some patience left.

Not doing your Harold Shipman impression again are you?

by **oxring** Fri 29 Jul 2011, 6:27 pm

BALTIMORA wrote:
HumanWindmill wrote:PM for you, PBF.

Suggest you read it while I still have some patience left.

Not doing your Harold Shipman impression again are you?

In my 4th year, I was put on a residential GP placement (mercifully only for a week). I could have sworn that the GP I was staying with was the spitting image of Shipman.

Excellent pun, by the way (if you were going for a pun).

by Imperial Ghosty Fri 29 Jul 2011, 6:28 pm

Union Cane wrote:
Imperial Ghosty wrote:I'm more of a rocker to be honest

Off your rocker more like...

Was hoping nobody had noticed.

by **HumanWindmill** Fri 29 Jul 2011, 6:32 pm

oxring wrote:
BALTIMORA wrote:
HumanWindmill wrote:PM for you, PBF.

Suggest you read it while I still have some patience left.

Not doing your Harold Shipman impression again are you?

In my 4th year, I was put on a residential GP placement (mercifully only for a week). I could have sworn that the GP I was staying with was a carbon copy of Shipman.

Excellent pun, by the way (if you were going for a pun).

Made me chuckle, too.

by **Fists of Fury** Fri 29 Jul 2011, 6:35 pm

by BALTIMORA Fri 29 Jul 2011, 6:36 pm

It was a pun, yes. Smile

by Mr Bounce Fri 29 Jul 2011, 7:05 pm

What about Elvis Parsley??? laughing

http://boxrec.com/list_bouts.php?human_id=5502&cat=boxer

by licence_007 Fri 29 Jul 2011, 10:31 pm

I always like Dick Tiger.

by Boxtthis Sun 31 Jul 2011, 8:23 am

Proud Kilimanjaro has fought and KO'd Black Tiger 5 times!

by milkyboy Sun 31 Jul 2011, 10:21 am

fidel castro smith fought under the alias of slugger o'toole for a while. Not sure which is the better name

by razzaq Mon 01 Aug 2011, 11:39 am

Union Cane wrote:http://boxrec.com/list_bouts.php?human_id=17424&cat=boxer

(Not the name, the alias)

I heard this guy has been incarcerated for c0ckfighting

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