Rafateers Ahoy!!!

by Wooffie Sun Feb 27, 2011 11:50 pm

First topic message reminder :

Miami Sound Machine ...

After a run to the final of Indian Wells, where Rafa mysteriously left his form in the toilet, we now move on to one of his favourite locations, full of latino flava and great Rafa support ... Miami.

For the man who holds the record of winning the most Masters Serious titles, this is one of few that eludes him. He's been to the final only once before, and last year saw one of the saddest sights I can ever recall of Rafa ... that of him cursing and beating his leg above the knee as it seemed that his knees where once again failing him.

The doubles are dropped for this tournament, and Uncle Toni is back in town. Rafa dropped out of playing in the charity football match for Japan stating that with this tournament and for what is to come, he's entering the most important phase of the season for him, and he has to be careful.

He faces one of his more difficult draws for a while, and with Novak rising to Number 2, this is the first tournament where we have Rafa and Feds drawn to meet in the semi-final. Can Rafa steer his way through an un-chartered draw? Will he meet Novak once again in the final and is he the man to end his fantastic winning streak? Can he finally get a title that eludes him in the so-called "5th Slam" and will he celebrate by swimming with the dolphins or will Dorky go and re-acquaint himself with his old mate Goofy in Disneyland?

C'mon Rafa ... you can DO it!!!

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Welcome to the Rafael Nadal chat thread. This is a place to celebrate, be positive and to have fun whilst discussing Rafa, the Armada and tennis in general. So whether you are a long-time poster, a newbie, or maybe a nervous lurker, if you can meet Rafa's triumphs and disasters and treat those two imposters just the same, then this is the place for you. All are welcome, so please feel free to join in with the fun ...

by rafandready Mon Apr 04, 2011 3:54 pm

Avoid

Because I am mad

with him just now.

And I loved your reasoning about marrying Fer Wooffs, I think I could get on board with that. It wouldn't be a bad life after all, if you went in with low expectations re fidelity laughing

by Wooffie Mon Apr 04, 2011 3:56 pm

SNOGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG

And he'd be great for a laugh.

No marry though. I mean ... that family!! Doh

Keep up, Cats!!

by Wooffie Mon Apr 04, 2011 4:00 pm

Last one for me before I <dash> off .........

NUMBER THREE

:run2: :run2: :run2: :run2: :run2:

by AFCWomble42 Mon Apr 04, 2011 4:01 pm

AVOID NUMBER THREE !!! (Leave him to Rafan).

by cats_r_cool Mon Apr 04, 2011 4:02 pm

Novak. Snog, if only to get to see what the hair feels like.

by Wooffie Mon Apr 04, 2011 4:03 pm

AVOID AVOID AVOID AVOID AVOID AVOID AVOID AVOID AVOID AVOID AVOID AVOID AVOID AVOID AVOID AVOID AVOID AVOID AVOID AVOID AVOIDAVOID AVOID AVOID AVOID AVOID AVOID AVOID

by cats_r_cool Mon Apr 04, 2011 4:05 pm

Sorry, had to feed furry friends Erm

by cats_r_cool Mon Apr 04, 2011 4:06 pm

Three -

I'm KIDDING!!

by cats_r_cool Mon Apr 04, 2011 4:08 pm

ONE! They haven't invented a smiley for what I have in mind censored

Did I really say that out loud!!

by denzilsmom Mon Apr 04, 2011 4:16 pm

No 6...Avoid....he's too small for me

No 10....I'd run a bloody mile

No 8..snog....but I'd want his mate along as well....and as for his mate I'd randy

No 2...well snog....but as he called me "darling"...I'm halfway there already!!!

Good afternoon all my luvverly Rafateers Hug

I'll pick No 5.

by denzilsmom Mon Apr 04, 2011 4:18 pm

Three....oh god....I'd go into a convent

it deserves this!!!!!

by cats_r_cool Mon Apr 04, 2011 4:21 pm

Denzi

Five?

I would :run2: :run2: :run2: until I couldn't :run2: anymore.

So that would be avoid no. 5 Very Happy

by rafandready Mon Apr 04, 2011 4:22 pm

I'd marry No 3 if only for his money, and how nice he'd look in his wedding suit :run2:

No 5 – that's the Sod now, right? Well, much as I like <dimples>, he'd be one to AVOID because I can imagine he could be quite depressive, coming from that cold country with the long dark nights. And he looks really moody when he loses.

Although in his day I would have married his fellow countryman Borg heart

by rafandready Mon Apr 04, 2011 4:24 pm

Of course I didn't mean that I "like" the Sod, just his <dimples> when he's happy.

Which excludes when he beat Rafa at the FO Shocked

I'm just digging myself deeper aren't I? I can feel a ban coming on :run2:

by denzilsmom Mon Apr 04, 2011 4:24 pm

Five is enough to turn you off men forever Cats Hug

...I'm right behind you :run1: all Rafateers running as fast as their elderly legs will allow laughing

by denzilsmom Mon Apr 04, 2011 4:24 pm

by cats_r_cool Mon Apr 04, 2011 4:25 pm

rafandready wrote:

I'd marry No 3 if only for his money, and how nice he'd look in his wedding suit :run2:

Rafan, brilliant laughing

by Wooffie Mon Apr 04, 2011 4:26 pm

(quick meeting ... god I'm good!! Ok!

)

Number 5 !!!!

AVOID LIKE THE PLAGUE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I'm sure Rafan has a <notso> secret crush. 10 bob says she'd snog him. :run2:

by Wooffie Mon Apr 04, 2011 4:26 pm

And by the way Rafan ... you are ...

B A N N E D !!!

by Wooffie Mon Apr 04, 2011 4:27 pm

Number 11 ... MARDY FISH

by cats_r_cool Mon Apr 04, 2011 4:27 pm

Wooffie is going to keelll us when she gets back from her meeting Shocked

by cats_r_cool Mon Apr 04, 2011 4:28 pm

Oh there you are Wooffs kiss

by denzilsmom Mon Apr 04, 2011 4:28 pm

Yippee

she's been banned.....all the Feds/Sod worshipping.....it cannot be allowed Doh

by cats_r_cool Mon Apr 04, 2011 4:30 pm

No. 11. Marry. No socks to wash thumbsup

by Wooffie Mon Apr 04, 2011 4:30 pm

Yes ... I came back and to whot? whot?

Rafan saying Feds would look nice in a wedding suit ... you saying randy

Rafan fancying Dimples. In fact ...

THE LOT OF YOU ARE BANNED !!

Except Denz ... Hug

by Wooffie Mon Apr 04, 2011 4:31 pm

cats_r_cool wrote:No. 11. Marry. No socks to wash

I am

ing laughing, Cats.

For that ... you are UN-BANNED.

by denzilsmom Mon Apr 04, 2011 4:32 pm

Mardy Fish...Avoid.....he's an idiot Erm

There's only one American player who I think is gorgeous....and he's now retired kiss

Although I do rather like Jim Courier now Ok!

by Solerina Mon Apr 04, 2011 4:33 pm

Wooffie wrote:

Woofie! You wanted to ban me for using that smiley!

ROFL!

Anyway do carry on with your games I was only lurking Very Happy

Solerina

by denzilsmom Mon Apr 04, 2011 4:33 pm

Number 15...who's that?

by Wooffie Mon Apr 04, 2011 4:34 pm

is allowed where Fernando is concerned, Solerina.

It would be rude not to. laughing

Are we feeling a bit cheerier, Rafateers?? Very Happy

by Wooffie Mon Apr 04, 2011 4:36 pm

No. 15 is ... Mikey Youzhney heart

by cats_r_cool Mon Apr 04, 2011 4:36 pm

I'm unbanned Yahoo

But got to take the dogs for a walk before it starts pouring again.

But I feel so much better than a couple of hours ago. kiss

and

to you all for cheering me up.

Later....

by AFCWomble42 Mon Apr 04, 2011 4:36 pm

Mardy is a definite no no for marrying. Apart from anything else, who wants to be known as Mrs Fish ?

How about No. 9 ?

by Wooffie Mon Apr 04, 2011 4:38 pm

Number 9 is ......... JURGEN MELZER

I'm just thinking about Mikey ... I will be back.

by denzilsmom Mon Apr 04, 2011 4:39 pm

Can you imagine the look on Rafa's face if he knew what we get up to....I could see that left eyebrow right off the radar laughing

by denzilsmom Mon Apr 04, 2011 4:41 pm

Mikey....is a snog...defo

Melzer is an avoid....double defo

by rafandready Mon Apr 04, 2011 4:41 pm

LOVED Cats' response to Mardy Fish laughing

This is a cheery game and I'm feeling much better this afternoon. Even if I'm flouting the <ban>

:run2:

Youzhny I would avoid – no attraction there whatsoever, I'll leave him for Wooffs.

by Solerina Mon Apr 04, 2011 4:42 pm

Wooffie wrote: is allowed where Fernando is concerned, Solerina.

It would be rude not to.

Are we feeling a bit cheerier, Rafateers??

Aaaaw......I think it's lovely how you lot have cheered yourselves up by playing games Hug

You've cetainly given me a good laugh reading this thread.........anyway I must get back to some serious lurking elswhere,

Solerina

by Wooffie Mon Apr 04, 2011 4:42 pm

Mikey ... I would SNOG

There is something about him that I find very attractive. Because he's a <mad Russian> ... and I'm sure he would have Marat's number. Ok!

And I like the feel of men's hair when they've had a number 2 or 3 ... whatever it is.

by Wooffie Mon Apr 04, 2011 4:43 pm

Jugen Melzer looked a bit of alright at that footie match the other day. In his civvies.

Which were MUCH nicer than Feds!!

So ........ SNOG.

Melzer ... deffo NOT Feds. :run2:

by Wooffie Mon Apr 04, 2011 4:44 pm

Pick a number someone ... Very Happy

by AFCWomble42 Mon Apr 04, 2011 4:46 pm

I like Youzhny apart from the slightly odd teeth. I also quite like Jurgen - maybe I'm strange and should also be banned.

by AFCWomble42 Mon Apr 04, 2011 4:46 pm

by Wooffie Mon Apr 04, 2011 4:50 pm

No. 18 issssssssssss ........

RESHAAAAAAARD GASQUET !!!

by Wooffie Mon Apr 04, 2011 4:53 pm

Well ... I would SNOG Resharrrrd ...

And he wouldn't get himself in any trouble because of it. <taps nose> <know what I mean>

Can't say the same if he snogged Rafan ... :run2:

Womble ... you are let off a BAN cos Jurgen is passable. Very Happy

by rafandready Mon Apr 04, 2011 4:59 pm

When can we pick No 1?

by Wooffie Mon Apr 04, 2011 5:02 pm

NOW ...

cos you is going home, Rafan !!! laughing

Number 1 .... R A F A E L N A D A L

by Wooffie Mon Apr 04, 2011 5:05 pm

MARRY, MARRY, MARRY in a heart

beat I would marry.

He is handsome, fit, lovely, smiley, dorky. Lovely lips, freckles, biceps. He would be wonderful husband material ... loyal and faithful (unlike that bromance pair he hangs out with).

He is just all round loveliness.

And use of THAT smiley in connection with Rafa is most definitely ... BANNED

by cats_r_cool Mon Apr 04, 2011 5:10 pm

Phew, back just in time for the big one.

No. 1 - Marry, marry, marry and just keep on snogging him for ever more heart

by AFCWomble42 Mon Apr 04, 2011 5:12 pm

Agree Rafa is lovely, lovely, lovely, but I can't marry someone young enough to be my son so it will have to be snog (but I'd ideally go for a long running fling, if that were an option).

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