Tiger v Lion....Fight!

It sounds like something off Harry Hill...

Tiger kills lion in Turkish zoo

A Bengal tiger has killed a lion at Ankara Zoo after finding a gap in the fence separating their cages, say zoo officials in the Turkish capital.

The tiger severed the lion's jugular vein in a single stroke with its paw, leaving the animal dying in a pool of blood, officials said.

They denied local media reports that the tiger had broken down the fence during the incident last September.

The zoo says it is safe for visitors, despite the incident.

Six tigers and two lions remain at the zoo.

The lions are outnumbered, but will they look for revenge? They could possibly look to form an alliance with some of the other animals, do they have rhino's?

now if you want a real Animal Royal Rumble, check this out:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LU8DDYz68kM

The Battle of Kruger Park

If this were WWE the 2 lions would take on and defeat the 6 tigers quite easily, provided that:

A) The lions were over 35 years old.

or

B) Named John Cena.

If it was TNA then the 2 lions would team up to take on the 6 tigers, 3 of the tigers would turn on the other 3 tigers and join the lions, 1 of the lions would turn on the other lion & the 3 tigers and join the other 3 tigers, Ric Flair would bleed and Dixie Carter would hand over control of the company to the hippos because they handed her a contract and said "We'd like your autograph please. Sign here". Then she'd blub about being duped, take the hippos to court, LOSE THE COURT CASE and then blub some more on TV. And all the while the TNA fans would chant "This is awesome!"

theundisputedY2D2 wrote:If this were WWE the 2 lions would take on and defeat the 6 tigers quite easily, provided that:

A) The lions were over 35 years old.

or

B) Named John Cena.

If it was TNA then the 2 lions would team up to take on the 6 tigers, 3 of the tigers would turn on the other 3 tigers and join the lions, 1 of the lions would turn on the other lion & the 3 tigers and join the other 3 tigers, Ric Flair would bleed and Dixie Carter would hand over control of the company to the hippos because they handed her a contract and said "We'd like your autograph please. Sign here". Then she'd blub about being duped, take the hippos to court, LOSE THE COURT CASE and then blub some more on TV. And all the while the TNA fans would chant "This is awesome!"

Genius

theundisputedY2D2 wrote:If this were WWE the 2 lions would take on and defeat the 6 tigers quite easily, provided that:

A) The lions were over 35 years old.

or

B) Named John Cena.

If it was TNA then the 2 lions would team up to take on the 6 tigers, 3 of the tigers would turn on the other 3 tigers and join the lions, 1 of the lions would turn on the other lion & the 3 tigers and join the other 3 tigers, Ric Flair would bleed and Dixie Carter would hand over control of the company to the hippos because they handed her a contract and said "We'd like your autograph please. Sign here". Then she'd blub about being duped, take the hippos to court, LOSE THE COURT CASE and then blub some more on TV. And all the while the TNA fans would chant "This is awesome!"

This is why Miky holds you at God like Status. That is just pure class. Especially the TNA bit!

Y2 I absolutely love you!