Complete the sentence

This is a game where you complete the sentence of the previous post and start off a new sentence for the next poster to complete.

Its not to make a story, just a load of random sentences.

To start you off:

The fridge door wouldnt open so I............

"Hit it with my handbag causing it to..............................

explode with rage and fire minature sharks at my eyes whilst reading 'Mein Kampf' out loud in a voice that sounded like....

Joe Pasquale on Helium .................

which the made him fly up into the air like a spaceman on....

a busmans' holiday..................

on a Rio de Janeiro cruise......

stationed in the slums of mexico surrounded by......

Hi guys,

Although this thread is going well, the idea is for the poster to complete the sentence and then start off a completely new random sentence for the next poster to complete.

It makes it random but its also a challenge to see who can come up with a waky ending to a sentence.

i.e.

Poster 1) The fridge door wouldnt open so I............

Poster 2) The fridge door wouldnt open so I hit it with my handbag.

And then starts off a new one for the next poster to complete:
I was walking down the street when suddenly...........

Poster 3) completes that sentence and makes a new one for the next person to complete etc etc etc

...the army of sword swinging panda riders.

The army of sword swinging Panda riders were at war with...

The army of sword swinging Panda riders were at war with the zulu warriors but failed in the battle because they had forgotten to have their weetabix.

On my way to work i was approched by...........

...Y I Man.

He asked me if I wanted to be a...

He asked me if I wanted to be a space cadet.

Contrary to popular belief...

Contrary to popular belief...

I am a space Cadet, it makes me............

...question my sexuality

Last night I drank too much and...

Last night I drank too much and thats nothing new.


The true meaning of life is ...........

42.

I was taking a picture of Wayne Rooney yesterday and he told me to....

I was taking a picture of Wayne Rooney yesterday and he told me to watch out for Coleen, shes on the rampage.

I once tried growing a mullet, but..........

I once tried growing a mullet, but I'm bald, thus making it trickier than originally thought.

I took off the Stig's helmet, and I found....

I took off the Stig's helmet, and I found that he had another helmet under it, still hiding his identity.

After searching far and wide, i finally found............

After searching far and wide, i finally found what Willis was looking for.

Osama Bin Laden is hiding ..

Osama Bin Laden is hiding inside a russian doll of Kim Jong Il, which in turn is inside a doll of Adolf Hitler.

On Valentines day I surprised my girlfriend by...

On Valentines day I surprised my girlfriend by giving her that very doll.

On opening it, Bin Laden popped out and said........

On opening it, Bin Laden popped out and said "My name is Albertoooo Del Riiiiiooooo, but you, you already know that!"

I was watching a video on the internet the other day when all of a sudden...

I was watching a video on the internet the other day when all of a sudden there was a rift in the space time continuum resulting in all electronic machinery taking over mankind and destroying the earth.

I came face to face with Justin Bieber........

I came face to face with Justin Bieber.......... just as well I had all my *slap* on because he smiled and......................

I'm confused here......wasn't yummy supposed to complete the sentence the start another one.

I can't get into this game at all......sorry if I've spoiled the flow of the thread : )

Solerina

just as well I had all my *slap* on because he smiled and asked me for some tips on how to stop his mascara from running.

Everybody knows that cows.....

Everybody knows that cows give us milk............

......... which, contrary to popular belief, doesn't do our bodies any good at all.

If all the books in the world....

If all the books in the world were stacked one on top of the other then no doubt some joker would come along and knock the lot of them over.

Nobody knows the true purpose of Prince Phillip but.....

....... He's still not getting out the basement.


While under the influence of alcohol i like to......................

While under the influence of alcohol i like to......................climb up to my roof and pretend that I am a golden god.

As the old saying goes.......

As the old saying goes: "count your chickens before they hatch because they are worth two in the bush."

Some people thinks its true, when infact............

Some people thinks its true, when infact............dogs don't die in hot cars. They friggin' love it.

If you mix.......

If you mix with you get :spank:


Some might think that electrocution kills, when in fact.....

Some might think that electrocution kills, when in fact it is well know to sexually arouse both males and females.

Watching people get changed is...

exhilarating.

When I go to the park I like to...

When I go to the park I like to frolic with the local....

When I go to the park I like to frolic with the local....couples. But usually they tell me in no uncertain terms to leave.

I walked into the local supermarket the other day and dropped my.....

I walked into the local supermarket the other day and dropped my
handbag on the floor. When I bent down to pick it up I noticed....

When I bent down to pick it up I noticed....that it WASN'T MY HANDBAG!

If you put 2 and 2 together, you get.....

If you put 2 and 2 together you get a potentially tense situation
which could lead to a massive ...

If you put 2 and 2 together you get a potentially tense situation
which could lead to a massive ...custard pie being thrown in your face.

I often ask myself.....

I often ask myself *what day is it today?* because with all these
extra Bank Holidays my head is ....

I often ask myself *what day is it today?* because with all these
extra Bank Holidays my head is ....up my bum.

Speaking of bum......

Speaking of Bum there was a tramp walking along the beach
the other day he was old and thin and ....

Speaking of Bum there was a tramp walking along the beach
the other day he was old and thin and ....he reminded me of my younger days when I was a tramp.

Nowadays, I'm.....

Nowadays I am much cleaner thanks to Cillit Bang. This
marvellous product is brought to you courtesy of ....

Nowadays I am much cleaner thanks to Cillit Bang. This
marvellous product is brought to you courtesy of .... Lord Barry of Scott BSc, PhD, WMD, OB-GYN who is the founder of Cillit International, which is the largest corporation in the entire world.

In his spare time, Barry Scott.....

In his spare time Barry Scott is a crime fighting superhero.

I enjoy being a nudist but when I go to the beach...