Things you cant do with a .....................

by **Kenny** Tue Sep 18, 2012 1:29 am

First topic message reminder :

First topic message reminder :

Simple game, I start it off by saying an object, and the next poster says something you cant do with it and then says an object for the next person.

Hutch

by **Pal Joey** Sun Feb 10, 2013 8:48 pm

Grow it organically

Bowling Alley

by **JuliusHMarx** Sun Feb 10, 2013 11:01 pm

Pretend that it's married to Kirstie Alley

subtle scent of jasmine

by **Pal Joey** Mon Feb 11, 2013 3:19 am

Cancel out the scent of a not-so-subtle fart

Chest of Drawers

by **Kenny** Mon Feb 11, 2013 9:36 pm

squeeze into a bra

Knob

by **Pal Joey** Mon Feb 11, 2013 10:04 pm

Identify where the locksmith learned his trade

Vagabond

by **Kenny** Mon Feb 11, 2013 10:06 pm

not look like one after a night on the town

Wishbone

by **Pal Joey** Mon Feb 11, 2013 10:07 pm

Fulfill the wish when you win the wishbone game

Spongebath

by Guest Mon Feb 11, 2013 10:07 pm

Get an attractive nurse to give you one...

Spare tyre

by **JuliusHMarx** Mon Feb 11, 2013 10:09 pm

Lose it, once you reach a certain age.

Label

by **Kenny** Mon Feb 11, 2013 10:11 pm

keep it on in water

Pin

by Guest Mon Feb 11, 2013 10:15 pm

Not stab yourself

Rolling pin

by **Kenny** Mon Feb 11, 2013 10:19 pm

Avoid after a night out

Film

by **Pal Joey** Mon Feb 11, 2013 10:42 pm

Use it to cut through a concrete wall

Pope

by **Kenny** Tue Feb 12, 2013 3:54 am

Wash with one on a rope

Orange

by **Pal Joey** Tue Feb 12, 2013 8:46 am

Turn one like 'The Terror' could

...n Ambit Claim

by **JuliusHMarx** Tue Feb 12, 2013 8:49 am

Accept it

safety recall

by **Pal Joey** Tue Feb 12, 2013 8:51 am

Get it back to the manufacturer before the product catastrophically fails

King Tide

by **Kenny** Tue Feb 12, 2013 10:25 am

surf all the way home

Bone

by **Pal Joey** Tue Feb 12, 2013 12:15 pm

Find the ones you buried that night...

Cameltoe

by Guest Tue Feb 12, 2013 8:31 pm

Not be sick when I see one (it really is a disgusting sight)

Parachute

by **Pal Joey** Tue Feb 12, 2013 8:46 pm

Get someone to pack me a Golden one.

Lay Down Misere

by **Kenny** Fri Feb 15, 2013 4:07 am

not back to the hilt

Freezer

by **JuliusHMarx** Fri Feb 15, 2013 4:45 am

Melt

Cheese and bacon melt

by **Kenny** Fri Feb 15, 2013 6:41 am

not burn your lips on one

Tartan blanket

by **Pal Joey** Fri Feb 15, 2013 10:26 am

Un-thread it wearing gardener's gloves

Sand trap

by Guest Tue Feb 19, 2013 12:08 am

Avoid it. Ever.

Egg cup

by **Pal Joey** Tue Feb 19, 2013 8:25 am

Keep your pet python in one

Pair of Binoculars

by **Kenny** Fri Feb 22, 2013 4:10 am

see inside my soul with

Mountain

by **JuliusHMarx** Fri Feb 22, 2013 4:53 am

Make one out of a molehill

scarf

by **Kenny** Fri Feb 22, 2013 7:05 am

keep your whole body warm with one

Scrabble board

by **Pal Joey** Fri Feb 22, 2013 5:42 pm

Get the spehlink right

Haka

by Guest Fri Feb 22, 2013 8:06 pm

Use it at the start of a fight without getting interrupted

Moonbeam

by **Pal Joey** Fri Feb 22, 2013 8:50 pm

Colour it grey

Can of Irish Moss

by **Kenny** Fri Feb 22, 2013 11:56 pm

knit a shawl with

Hoola Hoop

by Guest Sat Feb 23, 2013 1:14 am

fill it with water

Jam doughnut

by GSC Sat Feb 23, 2013 1:47 am

Keep the Jam in it while eating

A bull

by Guest Sat Feb 23, 2013 1:51 am

Get it to cheer up Laugh

A hippopotamus

by **Kenny** Sat Feb 23, 2013 2:22 am

get it to floss

Beard

by Guest Sat Feb 23, 2013 2:27 am

Grow a non-ginger one

Conker

by **Pal Joey** Sat Feb 23, 2013 2:57 am

Fix a strong enough string to it

Berm

by **Kenny** Sat Feb 23, 2013 10:08 am

know what one is

Fleece

by **Pal Joey** Sat Feb 23, 2013 5:56 pm

Grow it near a wind farm (apparently stressing the sheep here)

Closed Couple

by **Kenny** Sun Feb 24, 2013 12:23 am

get the apart

Farm

by **Pal Joey** Sun Feb 24, 2013 4:52 am

Make a profit out of it (unless you have oil underground)

Bookworm

by **Kenny** Sun Feb 24, 2013 9:59 am

get their head out of a book

Boxer

by **Pal Joey** Sun Feb 24, 2013 12:04 pm

Take it to Chihuahua School

Mexican Standoff

by **Kenny** Mon Feb 25, 2013 2:42 am

get him to play for England at 6

Tie

by **Pal Joey** Mon Feb 25, 2013 11:02 am

Let it rust

Water Spout

by Guest Mon Feb 25, 2013 9:08 pm

Block it without repercussions

Telegram

by **Pal Joey** Mon Feb 25, 2013 9:35 pm

Send one today without getting laughed at

Pre-fabricated Shed

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