Things you cant do with a .....................

by **Kenny** Mon 17 Sep 2012, 3:29 pm

First topic message reminder :

First topic message reminder :

Simple game, I start it off by saying an object, and the next poster says something you cant do with it and then says an object for the next person.

Hutch

by **Kenny** Tue 26 Mar 2013, 10:35 pm

Take out an appendix with

Spray paint can

by **Pal Joey** Wed 27 Mar 2013, 6:19 am

Stop an Alsatian (completely) with it

Railway Siding

by **Kenny** Wed 27 Mar 2013, 2:18 pm

park your car in one

False teeth

by Guest Wed 27 Mar 2013, 2:20 pm

Get them in my mouth, it's already crowded in here!

Telephone wire

by **Kenny** Wed 27 Mar 2013, 2:23 pm

fix a piano with it

Window cleaner

by Guest Wed 27 Mar 2013, 2:31 pm

Find one who isn't bent

Chamois

by **Kenny** Wed 27 Mar 2013, 2:33 pm

get into the cracks with

Arrow

by **Pal Joey** Thu 28 Mar 2013, 10:38 am

Split the seed of the core of the apple blindfolded from 30 paces with it

Prawn Trawler

by **Kenny** Thu 28 Mar 2013, 1:57 pm

hide the smell

Tent

by **Pal Joey** Fri 29 Mar 2013, 11:43 pm

Prevent a hungry bear from entering

Snow mobile

by **Kenny** Sat 30 Mar 2013, 9:02 am

surf with it

Poncho

by **Pal Joey** Mon 01 Apr 2013, 7:49 am

Hide 200 people under it

Mousetrap

by **Kenny** Thu 11 Apr 2013, 2:20 pm

catch an elephant in one

Whip

by **Pal Joey** Sat 13 Apr 2013, 11:39 am

Take half a dozen strokes of one... on the nutsack

Plaster Mould

by **Kenny** Sat 13 Apr 2013, 5:30 pm

Make a clone

Basket

by **Pal Joey** Sat 13 Apr 2013, 11:57 pm

Un-weave it using gardener's gloves

Port-of-Call

by **Kenny** Sun 14 Apr 2013, 4:55 pm

Stay at

Fin

by **Pal Joey** Mon 15 Apr 2013, 12:14 am

Be more aerodynamic than it

Close Relative

by **Kenny** Mon 15 Apr 2013, 3:51 pm

lie to if you dont want world war 3

Iceberg

by **Pal Joey** Tue 16 Apr 2013, 2:48 am

Stop it from melting in the Cook Islands

Runway

by **Kenny** Tue 16 Apr 2013, 1:45 pm

have a picnic on

Cartoon

by **Pal Joey** Tue 16 Apr 2013, 2:54 pm

Not admire them

Swollen toe

by **Kenny** Tue 16 Apr 2013, 2:56 pm

beat Klitschko when you have one

Wine Gum

by **Pal Joey** Tue 16 Apr 2013, 3:29 pm

Drop it in a swamp

Piano Teacher

by **Kenny** Tue 16 Apr 2013, 3:35 pm

get them to tune your guitar

Clipboard

by **Pal Joey** Wed 17 Apr 2013, 12:13 am

Swat a truck with it

Bell Tower

by **Kenny** Wed 17 Apr 2013, 7:09 pm

Park your car in

Raccoon

by **JuliusHMarx** Wed 17 Apr 2013, 7:11 pm

Eat beaver

bronze medal

by **Kenny** Wed 17 Apr 2013, 7:11 pm

claim its a gold

Felt tip pen

by **JuliusHMarx** Wed 17 Apr 2013, 7:13 pm

Line it up by row (biro, geddit?!)

lame gag

by **Kenny** Wed 17 Apr 2013, 7:14 pm

not laugh at

Fleece

by **JuliusHMarx** Wed 17 Apr 2013, 7:17 pm

Keep cool

F(f)leck

by **Kenny** Wed 17 Apr 2013, 7:18 pm

wipe off

Candle

by **JuliusHMarx** Wed 17 Apr 2013, 7:24 pm

burn it at both ends, except for 1:45 here - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OjS7LxDYad8

thin covering of snow

by **Kenny** Wed 17 Apr 2013, 7:30 pm

not want to walk on

Hose

by **Pal Joey** Thu 18 Apr 2013, 3:50 am

stick it in a square hole and not get a leak

Sand Fly

by **Kenny** Tue 23 Apr 2013, 5:01 pm

catch on a fly paper

Duck

by **JuliusHMarx** Tue 23 Apr 2013, 5:15 pm

Swan around

spreadsheet

by **Kenny** Tue 23 Apr 2013, 11:14 pm

spread on toast

Sponge

by **Pal Joey** Wed 24 Apr 2013, 8:38 am

Mop up freshly spewn lava with

Tantrum

by **Kenny** Wed 24 Apr 2013, 5:10 pm

stop your 4 year old having one when her favourite tv show records on sky + but stops before the end

Gym bag

by **Pal Joey** Thu 25 Apr 2013, 2:41 am

Leave it on the train

Sandcastle

by **Kenny** Thu 25 Apr 2013, 1:57 pm

make it last

Bone

by **Pal Joey** Thu 25 Apr 2013, 2:50 pm

Take it off Fang

Slippery Dip

by **Kenny** Thu 25 Apr 2013, 6:47 pm

not enjoy using one

closet

by **Pal Joey** Fri 26 Apr 2013, 9:08 am

Keep your pet buffalo in it

Northpoint

by **Kenny** Tue 30 Apr 2013, 6:08 pm

Want to go shopping there ( our local shopping center full of chavs)

Car park

by **Pal Joey** Thu 02 May 2013, 10:24 am

Find a spot in it close to the front doors.

Teddy Bear

by **Kenny** Thu 02 May 2013, 2:25 pm

Not want to cuddle your favourite one

Snooker Cue

by **Pal Joey** Thu 02 May 2013, 2:38 pm

Forget to chalk it

Rolling Pin

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