Things you cant do with a .....................

by **Kenny** Mon 17 Sep 2012, 3:29 pm

First topic message reminder :

First topic message reminder :

Simple game, I start it off by saying an object, and the next poster says something you cant do with it and then says an object for the next person.

Hutch

by **Kenny** Tue 04 Jun 2013, 12:51 pm

eat when you have a nut allergy

Volcano

by **Pal Joey** Tue 04 Jun 2013, 1:02 pm

I have a pistachio tree in the back... should see the size of the pods. They are dropping off now. Huge nuts inside! Smile

Stop the magma spewing forth on ocassion.

Seagull

by **Kenny** Tue 04 Jun 2013, 4:02 pm

Mistake for Horse

Leaf

by JubbaIsle Tue 04 Jun 2013, 9:10 pm

Blame it on the Fig.

Biceps

by **Kenny** Tue 04 Jun 2013, 10:56 pm

pump them up with a bike pump

Seesaw

by JubbaIsle Thu 06 Jun 2013, 9:53 pm

with your eyes shut.

Scottish screwdriver.

by **Kenny** Thu 06 Jun 2013, 10:55 pm

Get an Englishman to use it

Cattle prod

by **Pal Joey** Fri 07 Jun 2013, 1:47 pm

Use it to remove a splinter

Low run-rate

by **Kenny** Fri 07 Jun 2013, 4:48 pm

Speed up if your England

Dragon

by **Pal Joey** Sat 08 Jun 2013, 5:37 am

Feed it lentils through a straw in it's nostril

Door Hinge

by **Kenny** Sat 08 Jun 2013, 6:17 pm

stop it from creaking when your trying to sneak in after one to many pints

Fun Fair

by JubbaIsle Sat 08 Jun 2013, 9:39 pm

Meet nice girls.

TeaPot

by **Kenny** Sat 08 Jun 2013, 9:42 pm

enjoy coffee out of

Locked thread

by JubbaIsle Sat 08 Jun 2013, 10:35 pm

Break into it and steal letters.

5 gallon keg of lager.

by **Kenny** Sat 08 Jun 2013, 10:40 pm

drink in a night on your own

Furby

by JubbaIsle Mon 10 Jun 2013, 10:06 pm

Teach it to play Banjo.

Brazil nut

by **Kenny** Mon 10 Jun 2013, 11:38 pm

Crack it with your bum cheeks

Torch

by JubbaIsle Tue 11 Jun 2013, 11:03 pm

Kenny wrote:Crack it with your bum cheeks

Torch

Have you met the wife ?

Torch........ Land a jumbo jet in your back garden.

Split Crutch Panty

by **Kenny** Tue 11 Jun 2013, 11:51 pm

Not be attracted to them

Top Hat

by JubbaIsle Sun 16 Jun 2013, 12:47 am

Top Hat

produce this from it......

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Joss Stick

by **Kenny** Sun 16 Jun 2013, 5:31 pm

like the smell of one

Internal inspection

by JubbaIsle Sun 23 Jun 2013, 6:54 pm

Fancy the female inspector

Toothbrush

by **Kenny** Sun 23 Jun 2013, 9:57 pm

iron with

Zipper

by **JuliusHMarx** Sun 23 Jun 2013, 10:02 pm

Button it, Kenny

Biro

by **Kenny** Sun 23 Jun 2013, 11:04 pm

Write an apology with on the laptop

Safety pin

by JubbaIsle Mon 24 Jun 2013, 7:31 pm

Use as a Karabiner

Hair roller

by **Kenny** Tue 25 Jun 2013, 12:43 pm

hide the fact you use them

Beehive

by two_tone Tue 06 Aug 2013, 5:54 pm

Take it on a honeymoon

Crunchie

by **Kenny** Sat 10 Aug 2013, 4:09 pm

Not want to just stick your tongue in it and let the chocolate just melt all over it

Spanner

by **Pal Joey** Wed 28 Aug 2013, 4:53 pm

Take it out of the works once it has been thrown in.

Whippet

by **JuliusHMarx** Wed 28 Aug 2013, 4:55 pm

Buy gum (as in 'e by gum)

Song by Devo

by **Pal Joey** Wed 28 Aug 2013, 4:59 pm

Enjoy watching the lass in the red lingerie getting whipped on "Whip It" while your Mum's friends are in the room.

80s music video (e.g. like Spandau Ballet's "This much is true" or the like)

by **Kenny** Fri 30 Aug 2013, 10:36 am

Not like it , the 80's rock

Tattoo

by **Pal Joey** Mon 09 Sep 2013, 10:52 am

Get one on a mossy rock

Glider

by **JuliusHMarx** Mon 09 Sep 2013, 11:04 am

Take off without assistance

Straight-jacket

by **Pal Joey** Mon 09 Sep 2013, 1:56 pm

Put on without assistance

Willy Willy (a small tornado-like dust storm)

by **Kenny** Tue 10 Sep 2013, 2:46 pm

get a proper suck off one

Washing machine

by **JuliusHMarx** Tue 10 Sep 2013, 5:02 pm

Dry

Socket

by **Kenny** Tue 10 Sep 2013, 11:07 pm

Plug your self in

Pocket

by **Pal Joey** Tue 17 Sep 2013, 1:24 pm

Keep your pet scorpion in there

Dune

by **Kenny** Tue 17 Sep 2013, 4:22 pm

Not love the film

Gonad

by **Pal Joey** Tue 17 Sep 2013, 11:34 pm

Split it in two with a mallet

roll kerb

by **Kenny** Wed 18 Sep 2013, 12:22 pm

Spread butter on it

Biker Chick

by **Pal Joey** Thu 19 Sep 2013, 2:30 pm

Share her with my Church Group

Bondage Mistress

by **Kenny** Thu 19 Sep 2013, 4:38 pm

Get her to let you out when you ask her

Space hopper

by **Pal Joey** Wed 25 Sep 2013, 1:19 pm

Stop it on a dime

Signal Box

by **Kenny** Wed 25 Sep 2013, 3:39 pm

Ignore

Feather boa

by **Pal Joey** Thu 26 Sep 2013, 12:15 pm

Wear one down at my local

Demographer

by **Kenny** Thu 26 Sep 2013, 3:19 pm

get them to make 100% accurate count

Gravestone

by **Pal Joey** Mon 07 Oct 2013, 9:37 am

Take it with you to the next world...

Garden Shed

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