Things you cant do with a .....................

by **Kenny** Mon 17 Sep 2012, 3:29 pm

First topic message reminder :

First topic message reminder :

Simple game, I start it off by saying an object, and the next poster says something you cant do with it and then says an object for the next person.

Hutch

by **Kenny** Thu 02 May 2013, 5:36 pm

avoid when coming in drunk

Snow ball

by **Pal Joey** Fri 03 May 2013, 1:05 am

Watch it gather moss

Old Wooden Jetty

by **Kenny** Fri 03 May 2013, 3:40 pm

not slip on

Sandal

by **Pal Joey** Sat 04 May 2013, 3:42 am

Wear long stripey socks with them

Safety Pin

by **Kenny** Mon 06 May 2013, 12:21 am

not Tinkywinky the babies bum with

Judge

by **Pal Joey** Thu 09 May 2013, 11:05 am

Invite him to the heist

Doctor

by **Kenny** Thu 09 May 2013, 3:49 pm

get him to give you a straight answer first time round

Dungeon

by **Pal Joey** Fri 10 May 2013, 10:41 am

Dig your way out with a plastic spoon

Compass

by **Kenny** Fri 10 May 2013, 5:34 pm

Follow with a magnet in your pocket

Sausage

by **Pal Joey** Sat 11 May 2013, 1:49 am

Not drool when you eat one

Spade

by **Kenny** Wed 22 May 2013, 6:10 pm

dig yourself out a hole with your wife with one

Freezer

by **Pal Joey** Thu 23 May 2013, 11:05 am

Keep your hot jism in it

Barber's Chair

by **Kenny** Thu 23 May 2013, 3:21 pm

not feel horny in one

Blood test

by **Pal Joey** Sat 25 May 2013, 12:58 am

Swap it for an NRL player's sample

Broom Cupboard

by **Kenny** Tue 28 May 2013, 3:21 pm

get Gordon the Gopher out of it

Tin Soldier

by **Pal Joey** Tue 28 May 2013, 3:46 pm

Make it march down the stairs... bolt upright.

Bricklayer

by **Kenny** Tue 28 May 2013, 3:48 pm

get them to lay eggs instead

Video Ref

by **Pal Joey** Tue 28 May 2013, 4:12 pm

Let him get out of the carpark.... alive.

Shower screen

by **Kenny** Tue 28 May 2013, 4:22 pm

Not keep think Norman Bates is going to stab you through it

Sailing Boat

by **Pal Joey** Tue 28 May 2013, 4:47 pm

Sail it up an escalator

Dodgem Car Attendant

by **Kenny** Tue 28 May 2013, 5:03 pm

get them off the back of your dodgem

Meat cleaver

by JubbaIsle Tue 28 May 2013, 10:42 pm

Present one to Hannibal when he's hungry.

Left Handed Corkscrew.

by **Kenny** Tue 28 May 2013, 11:29 pm

Use with your butt cheeks

Anchor

by **Pal Joey** Wed 29 May 2013, 1:47 am

Pull it up with your butt cheeks

Microphone Stand

by **Kenny** Wed 29 May 2013, 2:29 pm

look as cool as Freddie Mercury holding one

Rug

by JubbaIsle Wed 29 May 2013, 9:22 pm

Pull it from under your own feet.

Used Tampon

by **Kenny** Wed 29 May 2013, 10:59 pm

sustain a vampires blood lust on

Shoe lace

by **Pal Joey** Thu 30 May 2013, 1:31 pm

Tie a shark up with one

Wind Chime

by JubbaIsle Thu 30 May 2013, 11:16 pm

Make it ring with a fart. (I know, I've tried)

A Ring Pull.

by **Kenny** Thu 30 May 2013, 11:20 pm

Not flick them at someone anymore

Tuna

by Guest Thu 30 May 2013, 11:56 pm

Stop your cat from trying to eat it while you're opening the can

Pair of steel toe-capped boots

by **Kenny** Fri 31 May 2013, 12:09 am

walk to near a very strong magnet in

Comb over

by **Pal Joey** Fri 31 May 2013, 1:03 am

Hide all of your lobotomy scars

Purple Patch

by JubbaIsle Fri 31 May 2013, 9:04 am

Stick it on your arm.

Sugared Jam Doughnut

by **Kenny** Fri 31 May 2013, 6:05 pm

Not stuff it all in your mouth in one go

Coupon

by **Pal Joey** Sun 02 Jun 2013, 3:15 am

Remember where you left it.

Shallow Puddle

by **Kenny** Sun 02 Jun 2013, 5:21 pm

Swim in

No Ball

by JubbaIsle Sun 02 Jun 2013, 5:58 pm

Sing about Himmler any more. (although this version is somewhat plagiarised... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bCtOCgPITb4 )

Plum Duff

by **Kenny** Sun 02 Jun 2013, 10:36 pm

pretend you don't know what one is

Dirty Sanchez

by JubbaIsle Sun 02 Jun 2013, 11:39 pm

Perform the act with a handlebar moustache.

Rat trap

by **Kenny** Sun 02 Jun 2013, 11:48 pm

Catch Frank or Sammy in one

Hoe

by JubbaIsle Mon 03 Jun 2013, 9:53 am

Dig up weeds in concrete.

Protractor

by **Pal Joey** Mon 03 Jun 2013, 9:57 am

Measure the angle between the Sun and Uranus

Grapevine

by **Kenny** Mon 03 Jun 2013, 4:18 pm

Hear something through one

Beer pump

by JubbaIsle Mon 03 Jun 2013, 9:17 pm

Blow a beer up.

CD Jewel case.

by **Kenny** Mon 03 Jun 2013, 9:45 pm

Explain to bouncers its yours

Mountain

by **JuliusHMarx** Tue 04 Jun 2013, 11:54 am

Move it

Fountain

by **Pal Joey** Tue 04 Jun 2013, 11:59 am

See knowledge spray out of it

Fruit Van

by **JuliusHMarx** Tue 04 Jun 2013, 12:03 pm

Decide whether to sell tomatoes out of it

Fruit bat

by **Pal Joey** Tue 04 Jun 2013, 12:29 pm

Stop them flying over my house Smile

Pistachio Nut

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