Top 5 Post Fight KO Quotes

Come on now, top 5 quotes after the big KO.

1. "That punch would've knocked out a donkey." Ricky Hatton post Pac Man.
2. "Who won?" Lewis to Steward after the disaster in Africa.
3. "I thought I kill him." Pac Man when asked about what he thought when flattening Fatton.
4. "Baby, can you comb my hair?" Adrien Broner every time he stops an opponent. Or wins a fight, for that matter.
5. "I am the greatest." Ali baby, Ali.

Go go go!

Oh, and here's a more recent one.

Winky Wright after getting dusted by Kid Chocolate... "I retire."

Winky, you just got back, yo!

Hahahaha, brilliant

But he does make good copy, "alma, can you comb my hair?"

Nope, I'm here for the good times, the good chatter, gimme a quote alma, come on now...

@ alma, "You don't know sh** about boxing." Mayweather's quote post KO of Ortiz.

@ alma "I'll eat his babies." Tyson post fight. Another good one. Got any yet mate?

Some good ones there emore:

Hatton does come out with some corkers! I'm trying to remember the one he said post Mayweather fight.

Distinctively remember him blaming the knockout on the ringpost that he stumbled into...in fact I may be right in that he even jokingly said he wanted a rematch with it. I shall scour the web for it now.

He said something like "What a fluke that was," and then continued on. Very funny!

I suppose if his comeback does end badly we will at least get to hear another funny one liner from him!

Lol, that would be grand owen, find it!

Who else is there?

"Hector Camacho post win, this one is taboo...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jKRl-QwE7oE

"I were absolutely dominating the second round"

Paraphrasing Ricky Hatton's words aftert he Pac fight. Yes Ricky, you were dominating the round so much that Pac Man decided to knock you into next year

Hahahaha!

"Anyone who knows me knows i weren't right leading up to that fight."

Why Ricky, because you were sober?

http://bleacherreport.com/articles/891991-the-top-10-funniest-boxing-post-fight-interviews#/articles/891991-the-top-10-funniest-boxing-post-fight-interviews/page/3

easier this way.

Boo Seanmichaels, boo.

Vinnie Paziensa interview after stopping Honeghan,his legs went like spaghetti and I was all over him like a bolognese sauce.

Not a boxing related knock out, but good all the same

Not an actual quote, but you get the idea...

Emore on the old 606 "Everything is so blurry now, feeling so sleepy"

Brilliant.

Quote the man Nico, quote him.

Lumbering i was soooooooooooooooo sleepy, lol.

Larry holmes post Tyson - "For insert amount here - i'll lie down again"

"I'm a machine!!...and I will destroy David Haye if he gets in the ring with me...…I’m the best man in Britain and the best heavyweight in the world. And I’ll prove that if David Haye gets in the ring with me on December 1st or any other date we can set up".
Tyson Fury

Not sure how beating Haye proves you're the best heavyweight in the world though?

Lol @ mac

Johnny Tapia after winning a fight at York Hall. Along the lines of..."I like it here in England, maybe they could let me fight for the European title!"

Herol Graham after his defeat to Jackson, "They say he was seeing three of me and I guess he just hit the one in the middle"

Frank Bruno after beating Coetzee(?), "I feel strong...like a baboon"

David Diaz after losing to Manny, "His handspeed f****d me up!"

This can't be beaten. Classic Naz and I actually feel sorry for Kelly:


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cQ69MyiNOe4

Tex Cobb after Holmes fight: "after I got knocked down I just followed the game plan, stumble forward and get hit in the face"

Jack roped after being blown out in a round by Joe Louis: "I zigged when I should have zagged"

Frank Bruno said immediately after the win over Bugner that the win was an early Xmas present for all his fans.
An extremely early present it turned out to be. It was Oct 24th.
Speaking of Bugner, I"m not sure if it was a post-fight quote or not but a gem he once came out with was that Larry Holmes (1983 version) could be taken out with 'a good left.'

jimdig wrote:Tex Cobb after Holmes fight: "after I got knocked down I just followed the game plan, stumble forward and get hit in the face"

Jack roped after being blown out in a round by Joe Louis: "I zigged when I should have zagged"

Awsome

Commentator (I think it was Harry Carpenter) to Jerry Quarry after Quarry had knocked out Jack Bodell in just 64 seconds: "Did you find Bodell to be awkward?"

Quarry: "He sure fell awkwardly!"

"Sleep came to Woodcock, as it must come to all British heavyweights, midway through the fifth round."

American journalist Red Smith after Bruce Woodcock lost to Tami Mauriello.

"Jess Willard had about as much chance in this fight as a dish-faced chimpanzee in a beauty contest."

Arthur Bauer, another witty, but cruel, US hack.

Excellent stuff!

Sky sports interviewer Gary Newbon speaking to Lou Gent as he sat in his corner devasted and distraught after his 4 round defeat to Nigel Benn."Hi Lou totally outclassed tonight by Nigel Benn were'nt you".

You can't beat showing a bit of tact.

Holyfield at his eloquent best...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FM7LiemRpvw

seanmichaels wrote:This can't be beaten. Classic Naz and I actually feel sorry for Kelly:


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cQ69MyiNOe4

One of my favourite fights of all time. Beginning of the end for Naz, unfortunately.

Lloyd Honeyghan's explanation of his controversial knockout of Johnny Bumphus (where he'd dashed across the ring upon hearing the bell to start the round, cathing Bumphus while he was still virtually sitting on his stool).

"The bell went ding, and I went dong."

Samuel Peter:

WHO NECKS? WHO NEST?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=liwDVF69Cis

Not a funny one but the Tyson:

"I looked into his eyes, I saw the fear and I knew it was gonna be a first round knockout" After Spinks.

Baby can you comb my hair 'The Fake Proposal' was cringeworthy but hilarious.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VkSsQ11Y4Ng

Hahahaha!