The Culture Cup round 6

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It's just as funny on the second read.

seanmichaels wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

seanmichaels wrote:

Who do you think you are, Strongback?

Why because I pull you up on your racism?

You're the worst kind of racist.  You don't even realise you're doing it.

I have had a Cape Coloured (I've checked and that is not at all racist) and Afrikaans live with me. I'm like Mandela, I bring people together.

that's almost as ridiculous as when kanye said it.....

TopHat24/7 wrote:

seanmichaels wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

seanmichaels wrote:

Who do you think you are, Strongback?

Why because I pull you up on your racism?

You're the worst kind of racist.  You don't even realise you're doing it.

I have had a Cape Coloured (I've checked and that is not at all racist) and Afrikaans live with me. I'm like Mandela, I bring people together.

that's almost as ridiculous as when kanye said it.....

So you rate my influence above Kanye? Is he the guy with shutters on his glasses?

O lord who art in heaven, forgive us at this special time of year for the squabbles, the racism, the plundering of resources of poor nations, fraudulently getting people indefinite leave to remain in the uk, sneering down at the poor from a position of wealth, and many other sins.


In return we'd like an apology from you for foisting galted upon us.

Amen

And forgive us for bullying Asian security guards who chase law abiding people from car parks whilst high on 'legal' drugs.

For thine is the kingdom, the power and the Galted.

seanmichaels wrote:For thine is the kingdom, the power and the Galted.

+1   

Anyone been to any carol services this year? Get in the festive spirit....

TopHat24/7 wrote:Anyone been to any carol services this year? Get in the festive spirit....

F*ck off.

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:And forgive us for bullying Asian security guards who chase law abiding people from car parks whilst high on 'legal' drugs.

Even the good lord hates gypsies. Thats why he gave em caravans. Move along you bar stewards!!!

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

TopHat24/7 wrote:Anyone been to any carol services this year? Get in the festive spirit....

F*ck off.

Dont say charlie alpha romeo oscar lima to tino - its a little too near to charlie alpha romeo romeo oscar tango and thus offends his sense of northerness

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

TopHat24/7 wrote:Anyone been to any carol services this year? Get in the festive spirit....

F*ck off.

I can imagine you in a Christmas jumper, kid on lap (not the psycho - probably the girl), supping on a horlicks and singing mistletoe and wine.

'tis the season to be jolly f*ck off

seanmichaels wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

TopHat24/7 wrote:Anyone been to any carol services this year? Get in the festive spirit....

F*ck off.

I can imagine you in a Christmas jumper, kid on lap (not the psycho - probably the girl), supping on a horlicks and singing mistletoe and wine.

I don't have a Christmas jumper.

Mine are all green......

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

seanmichaels wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

TopHat24/7 wrote:Anyone been to any carol services this year? Get in the festive spirit....

F*ck off.

I can imagine you in a Christmas jumper, kid on lap (not the psycho - probably the girl), supping on a horlicks and singing mistletoe and wine.

I don't have a Christmas jumper.

Mine are all green......

Like my pants no doubt. I dribbled a bit at lunch....

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

seanmichaels wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

TopHat24/7 wrote:Anyone been to any carol services this year? Get in the festive spirit....

F*ck off.

I can imagine you in a Christmas jumper, kid on lap (not the psycho - probably the girl), supping on a horlicks and singing mistletoe and wine.

I don't have a Christmas jumper.

Mine are all green......

And have the company logo and web-site embroidered into them.

JuliusHMarx wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

seanmichaels wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

TopHat24/7 wrote:Anyone been to any carol services this year? Get in the festive spirit....

F*ck off.

I can imagine you in a Christmas jumper, kid on lap (not the psycho - probably the girl), supping on a horlicks and singing mistletoe and wine.

I don't have a Christmas jumper.

Mine are all green......

And have the company logo and web-site embroidered into them.

In case I get lost.

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

JuliusHMarx wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

seanmichaels wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

TopHat24/7 wrote:Anyone been to any carol services this year? Get in the festive spirit....

F*ck off.

I can imagine you in a Christmas jumper, kid on lap (not the psycho - probably the girl), supping on a horlicks and singing mistletoe and wine.

I don't have a Christmas jumper.

Mine are all green......

And have the company logo and web-site embroidered into them.

In case I get lost.

In the power tools aisle.

zing

JuliusHMarx wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

JuliusHMarx wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

seanmichaels wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

TopHat24/7 wrote:Anyone been to any carol services this year? Get in the festive spirit....

F*ck off.

I can imagine you in a Christmas jumper, kid on lap (not the psycho - probably the girl), supping on a horlicks and singing mistletoe and wine.

I don't have a Christmas jumper.

Mine are all green......

And have the company logo and web-site embroidered into them.

In case I get lost.

In the power tools aisle.

No allowed in there. Still on garden furniture.

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

TopHat24/7 wrote:Anyone been to any carol services this year? Get in the festive spirit....

F*ck off.

There's a good one near us, at a wonderful old church near Hanover Square. Best mulled wine and mince pies you've ever eaten.

God rest f*ck off ye merry gentlemen    

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

JuliusHMarx wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

JuliusHMarx wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

seanmichaels wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

TopHat24/7 wrote:Anyone been to any carol services this year? Get in the festive spirit....

F*ck off.

I can imagine you in a Christmas jumper, kid on lap (not the psycho - probably the girl), supping on a horlicks and singing mistletoe and wine.

I don't have a Christmas jumper.

Mine are all green......

And have the company logo and web-site embroidered into them.

In case I get lost.

In the power tools aisle.

No allowed in there.  Still on garden furniture.  

Tell your son you'll behave and he'll let you in the house

A lot of Jack Wolfskin advertising on Ski Sunday yesterday.....

Surprised at that, I would've thought that me wearing a JW product would be more than enough advertising.

Ski shoes are bad for the feet. The cortososal ligaments are put under immense strain from the angle.

Sharks are also bad for the feet.

http://www.foxnews.com/us/2013/12/03/man-killed-in-hawaii-shark-attack/

Snakes are also bad for the feet.

The biggest cause of foot damage in the civilised world is caused by standing on lego bricks. True Story.

Centipedes are also bad for the feet.

http://www.thejakartaglobe.com/archive/singapore-man-loses-half-his-leg-after-centipede-bite/

You'd love my feet. I have 8 and 2 half toes.

seanmichaels wrote:You'd love my feet. I have 8 and 2 half toes.

you have 8 feet and only 2 half toes?

You should come and see the doc.

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:Centipedes are also bad for the feet.

Quite ironic that centipede means "hundred feet".

Solifuges are bad for centipedes, as is the Black-Headed Centipede Eater, a small species of snake found in Southern Africa which feeds exclusively on centipedes.

Galted wrote:Black-Headed Centipede Eater

That is a nice looking snake.

It does appear that, very rarely, they themselves are eaten by centipedes. Interesting stuff.

That is interesting stuff, as well as being quite embarrassing for the Centipede Eater concerned.

Galted wrote:That is interesting stuff, as well as being quite embarrassing for the Centipede Eater concerned.

Yes, very embarrassing I would say. Although it is a rare occasion.

As you well know, Galted, sometimes the hunter becomes the hunted.

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

Galted wrote:That is interesting stuff, as well as being quite embarrassing for the Centipede Eater concerned.

Yes, very embarrassing I would say.  Although it is a rare occasion.

As you well know, Galted, sometimes the hunter becomes the hunted.

Is that why Wingrove hasn't been mentioned for a while?

seanmichaels wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

Galted wrote:That is interesting stuff, as well as being quite embarrassing for the Centipede Eater concerned.

Yes, very embarrassing I would say.  Although it is a rare occasion.

As you well know, Galted, sometimes the hunter becomes the hunted.

Is that why Wingrove hasn't been mentioned for a while?

He's a bit busy at the moment destroying a part of the Amazon the size of Wales.

Does anybody know of a perfume (for birds) in a pink bottle? I saw it in one of the missus's magazines and she said she liked the smell but I haven't got a clue what it was.

seanmichaels wrote:Does anybody know of a perfume (for birds)

How do you even get close enough to them?

seanmichaels wrote:Does anybody know of a perfume (for birds) in a pink bottle? I saw it in one of the missus's  magazines and she said she liked the smell but I haven't got a clue what it was.

I bought See by Chloe for my cousin a few months back and she raved about it, I don't think she was being patronising. Not sure if the bottle was pink but the packaging was.

I've just googled and reaslise how stupid a question that was. There are hundreds.

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

seanmichaels wrote:Does anybody know of a perfume (for birds)

How do you even get close enough to them?

Good one.

Cracking Gore Tex weather again. Reckon you'll get home ok?

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

seanmichaels wrote:Does anybody know of a perfume (for birds)

How do you even get close enough to them?

If you google perfume and then hit the shopping tab, it will bring up a picture.

Although I attended Shoe school for 8 years to get my doctorate, thus putting me inthe top 4% of people (from an intelligence view point), you don't need to be Dr Shoe level genius to figure out a lot of female perfumes are likely to be pink.

seanmichaels wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

seanmichaels wrote:Does anybody know of a perfume (for birds)

How do you even get close enough to them?

Good one.

Cracking Gore Tex weather again. Reckon you'll get home ok?

Hope so. Getting out of London will be alright, but getting home might be fraught with tension. I have done a Galted and prepared the car. I have some water in there, some food (a pack of Minstrels), some wellington boots and an extra coat. That should see me right.

You?

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

seanmichaels wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

seanmichaels wrote:Does anybody know of a perfume (for birds)

How do you even get close enough to them?

Good one.

Cracking Gore Tex weather again. Reckon you'll get home ok?

Hope so.  Getting out of London will be alright, but getting home might be fraught with tension.  I have done a Galted and prepared the car.  I have some water in there, some food (a pack of Minstrels), some wellington boots and an extra coat.  That should see me right.

You?

Make sure that you pack some extra thick socks to use with your wellington boots, otherwise you may get blisters.

Dr Shoe is here to help   

Galted wrote:

seanmichaels wrote:Does anybody know of a perfume (for birds) in a pink bottle? I saw it in one of the missus's  magazines and she said she liked the smell but I haven't got a clue what it was.

I bought See by Chloe for my cousin a few months back and she raved about it, I don't think she was being patronising.  Not sure if the bottle was pink but the packaging was.

A nice romantic gift for your cousin. I'm sure Dr Shoe will be interested in the 6 toes on each foot that your children will have.

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

seanmichaels wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

seanmichaels wrote:Does anybody know of a perfume (for birds)

How do you even get close enough to them?

Good one.

Cracking Gore Tex weather again. Reckon you'll get home ok?

Hope so.  Getting out of London will be alright, but getting home might be fraught with tension.  I have done a Galted and prepared the car.  I have some water in there, some food (a pack of Minstrels), some wellington boots and an extra coat.  That should see me right.

You?

I only live 10-15 miles from work so expect to be ok. Missus works in London and she's fretting. Doubt it'll be that bad, forecasters over egging it to convince people not to travel.

JuliusHMarx wrote:

Galted wrote:

seanmichaels wrote:Does anybody know of a perfume (for birds) in a pink bottle? I saw it in one of the missus's  magazines and she said she liked the smell but I haven't got a clue what it was.

I bought See by Chloe for my cousin a few months back and she raved about it, I don't think she was being patronising.  Not sure if the bottle was pink but the packaging was.

A nice romantic gift for your cousin. I'm sure Dr Shoe will be interested in the 6 toes on each foot that your children will have.

Cousin or not I'd do her, she's f*****g hot.

On the subject of hot women, you should see the state of some of these downhill skiers. Woods must be having a field day going out with Lynsey Vonn.

Thanks for your response michaels, has ended the awkwardness left by my previous post.