The Culture Cup Round x - Adam is a naughty naughty boy

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Headed to the dam this weekend. God I've missed it. Girlfriend's never been and I'm undecided on whether to take her or not.

4 is Nobody Does it Better by Carly Simon

4. Er, The spy who loved me (since you put the title in there for us)
1. All I wanna do

Edit - oh f*ck. and f*ck you Jeff. F*ck you and your music knowledge.

Union Cane wrote:4. Lady in Red?

incorrect. c'mon, get the story before Jeff turns up.

seanmichaels wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:Number 1 is Cheryl Crow but I can't remember the song.

Seen her live.  She was supporting the Rolling Stones at the old Wembley in the mid '90's.

Very small lady.

So middle class.

Union right, Tino right and Rick right. 2 left

I didn't want to go. I don't really like them, and it meant traveling down to Laaaandon to mix with Cockernees. My mate persuaded me though.

JuliusHMarx wrote:4. Er, The spy who loved me (since you put the title in there for us)
1. All I wanna do

Edit - oh f*ck. and f*ck you Jeff. F*ck you and your music knowledge.

IN YOUR FACE BIATCH.

There's still the news story to find....

Tiger kills schoolboy at Delhi zoo?

Man in Wisconsin has 100 orgasms a day?

Spoiler:

All I wanna do
Leaving on a jet plane
Country house
Nobody does it better
Yellow submarine

Erm...

Scotland.

All they wanna do is leave the country, but they better give our submarines back.

Ringo Starr selling up and moving to LA (and taking the beauty that is Barbara Bach with him).

You lot are rubbish, do you not read the Sunday Times?

Is he getting there by submarine?

I hope nobody does it better is a Barbara Bach reference rather than a reflection on his drumming ability.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2765212/Woman-21-pays-20-000-surgically-add-breast-desperate-bid-reality-TV-star.html

Perhaps it refers to the surgeon who performed this operation

Rowley wrote:Is he getting there by submarine?

No. He's leaving his big county house on a jet plane for santa monica boulevard with his wife Barbara Bach. Not difficult.

Rowley wrote:I hope nobody does it better is a Barbara Bach reference rather than a reflection on his drumming ability.

Only found out he was with Bach after reading the article. How did that ugly get end up with her? Ridiculous. And he's a weirdo.

seanmichaels wrote:

Rowley wrote:I hope nobody does it better is a Barbara Bach reference rather than a reflection on his drumming ability.

How did that ugly get end up with her? Ridiculous. And he's a weirdo.

It always amazes me how that sort of thing happens.

Jeff? Any ideas?

Charm, wit and intelligence Tina, I'd stay with Mrs Windows if I was you.

He presumably has a sizeable Hampton. Either that or the royalties from Thomas the Tank Engine are more than you would expect.

sean wrote:Only found out he was with Bach after reading the article. How did that ugly get end up with her? Ridiculous. And he's a weirdo.

Reminds me of the Mrs Merton joke...

rick_dagless wrote:

sean wrote:Only found out he was with Bach after reading the article. How did that ugly get end up with her? Ridiculous. And he's a weirdo.

Reminds me of the Mrs Merton joke...

The millionaire Paul Daniels?

Union wrote:The millionaire Paul Daniels?

That's the one...

Can't imagine old Ringo street sweeping in the near future

seanmichaels wrote:

Rowley wrote:I hope nobody does it better is a Barbara Bach reference rather than a reflection on his drumming ability.

Only found out he was with Bach after reading the article. How did that ugly get end up with her? Ridiculous. And he's a weirdo.

I could never get a Handel on how he ended up with Bach.

They met during filming of "Caveman" apparently, and married a year later in 1981.

Anyone seen it?

I would cut it off afterwards if I had just one go on this.

Seriously? She ain't all that.

Got to be honest is one of my preferred Bond girls. Also think Britt Ekland in The Man with the Golden Gun had something of a bounce in her step.

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:Seriously?  She ain't all that.

What?

Rowley wrote:Got to be honest is one of my preferred Bond girls. Also think Britt Ekland in The Man with the Golden Gun had something of a bounce in her step.

Have you seen her in the original Wicker Man? Good lord.

seanmichaels wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:Seriously?  She ain't all that.

What?

She isn't ugly by any stretch, but there are way better out there.

TSMR for one.

Indeed I have Tina, good lord covers it more than admirably.

Rowley wrote:Indeed I have Tina, good lord covers it more than admirably.

Terrible dancing, but who cares.

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

TSMR for one.

I am becoming increasingly worried by the number of references Tina makes to TSMR, given he is a well known stalkerish little wa*ker and knows my actual name I suspect I have good reason to be concerned.

Quite liked the one in Golden Eye. Tasted like strawberries according to Bean. Saw her in a film where she played an assasin. She would definitely get it in that.

Rowley wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

TSMR for one.

I am becoming increasingly worried by the number of references Tina makes to TSMR, given he is a well known stalkerish little wa*ker and knows my actual name I suspect I have good reason to be concerned.

No need Jeffrey. You know in Silence of the Lambs when Starling learns that Lector has escaped and tells her colleague that she isn't worried as Lector would consider it rude to go after her?

It's much like that with you, me and TSMR.

Jeff, I watched Miliband on the Marr Show on Sunday. You'd seriously vote for him?

seanmichaels wrote:Jeff, I watched Miliband on the Marr Show on Sunday. You'd seriously vote for him?

People vote for the party, not the leader.

What Tina said.

Technically they vote for the candidate.

Miliband would be a national embarrassment.

Union Cane wrote:Technically they vote for the candidate.

Technically, I like you.

Labour would be a disaster. Balls and Miliband were in charge of the treasury for pete's sake!

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

Union Cane wrote:Technically they vote for the candidate.

Technically, I like you.

Technically you're not obese.

Balls, lol.

seanmichaels wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

Union Cane wrote:Technically they vote for the candidate.

Technically, I like you.

Technically you're not obese.

Technically, you're not mentally ill.

seanmichaels wrote:Labour would be a disaster. Balls and Miliband were in charge of the treasury for pete's sake!

Don't vote for them then. We have not closed the News and Current Affairs section and then the off topic section all in the hope the debate could be continued on here.

I remember an episode of Take Hart or Hart Beat or something from my youth, where Tony Hart did this thing where he spelled out his name by pointing at parts of his body ; toe, knee, heart. He then said that we could try this at home with our own names, but I was like hang on, that is fine if your name can be made up of parts of your body but I certainly can't do that with my name, and I went through the names of everyone in my class, and then the whole school, and it didn't work with a single person. I've carried my anger at Hart over this around with me ever since, to me he is nothing more than a charlatan and a rogue.

The point to this story is that I have just realised that Ed Balls could do it.

Rowley wrote:

seanmichaels wrote:Labour would be a disaster. Balls and Miliband were in charge of the treasury for pete's sake!

Don't vote for them then. We have not closed the News and Current Affairs section and then the off topic section all in the hope the debate could be continued on here.

They're still nobheads...

Union Cane wrote:I remember an episode of Take Hart or Hart Beat or something from my youth, where Tony Hart did this thing where he spelled out his name by pointing at parts of his body ; toe, knee, heart. He then said that we could try this at home with our own names, but I was like hang on, that is fine if your name can be made up of parts of your body but I certainly can't do that with my name, and I went through the names of everyone in my class, and then the whole school, and it didn't work with a single person. I've carried my anger at Hart over this around with me ever since, to me he is nothing more than a charlatan and a rogue.

The point to this story is that I have just realised that Ed Balls could do it.

So could Ed Koch.

JuliusHMarx wrote:

Union Cane wrote:I remember an episode of Take Hart or Hart Beat or something from my youth, where Tony Hart did this thing where he spelled out his name by pointing at parts of his body ; toe, knee, heart. He then said that we could try this at home with our own names, but I was like hang on, that is fine if your name can be made up of parts of your body but I certainly can't do that with my name, and I went through the names of everyone in my class, and then the whole school, and it didn't work with a single person. I've carried my anger at Hart over this around with me ever since, to me he is nothing more than a charlatan and a rogue.

The point to this story is that I have just realised that Ed Balls could do it.

So could Ed Koch.

If he carried a member of the formicidae family with him at all times, then so could famous actor Anthony Head.