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Morning all, and a lovely one at that. My mate and I finally decided to take our friendship to the next level, and buy matching jet Skiis. We're so gonna be the cool kids at the dam and the beach.

Sicond.

The struggle not to say some homophobic about Raf's post will have me in turmoil all day.

super wrote:The struggle not to say some homophobic about Raf's post will have me in turmoil all day.

Don't worry super, someone will be along soon to fill in the void (fnarr)

Yeah, Geoff will be in soon. So it shouldn't take too long. Fantastic looking skiis though. Electric Orange Kawasaki 400cc at R15 000 for two. That converts to around £850 for two. Plus it's the same colour as my Fiesta.

Just noticed that Raf is closing in on his 10,000th post. Perhaps he's planning to use that opportunity to come out of the closet and he's just easing us in (fnar).

Highly unlikely mate. I'm just really close to my best buddy. We probably spent an inordinate amount of time together during the high school years. Monday to Sunday quite literally for an entire year. Even in the Rugger, once he lost some weight, he was the outside centre to my inside. In cricket we probably have at least a dozen century partnerships. He was my tennis practise partner. He sacked at footie though, and couldn't really play basketball.

Highly unlikely mate. I'm just really close to my best buddy. We probably spent an inordinate amount of time together during the high school years. Monday to Sunday quite literally for an entire year. Even in the Rugger, once he lost some weight, he was the outside centre to my inside. In cricket we probably have at least a dozen century partnerships. He was my tennis practise partner. He sacked at footie though, and couldn't really play basketball.

Double posting to get to 10,000 all that much quicker?

Haven't had one in a while, thought I'd just sneak one in.

I have been trying to give up innuendos but it's hard... So hard.

It's not the giving it up that's hard, Rick, it's the keeping it up.

True super, I just can't stop coming, up with them

F*cking hell. One day away and this place has turned into a gay dating site.

You need some manliness to arrive. Good job I am here.

Have a lovely autumnal brown jumper on with a darkish red shirt. I feel fantastic.

Tino wrote:F*cking hell. One day away and this place has turned into a gay dating site.

'fraid it's always been the way Tino, you have obviously been missing the point all this time...

Morning

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:F*cking hell.  One day away and this place has turned into a gay dating site.

You need some manliness to arrive.  Good job I am here.

Have a lovely autumnal brown jumper on with a darkish red shirt.  I feel fantastic.  

You look fantastic mate

rick_dagless wrote:

Tino wrote:F*cking hell. One day away and this place has turned into a gay dating site.

'fraid it's always been the way Tino, you have obviously been missing the point all this time...

Morning

It seems so. Morning mate.

Made it back from Grimsby. I ain't going there again though. My abiding memory is how difficult it is to distinguish between males and females. Strange place.

I had to leave London at 06:30 and didn't get back to my house till gone 23:00. And then come into work today. Life is tough, I can tell you.

JuliusHMarx wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:F*cking hell.  One day away and this place has turned into a gay dating site.

You need some manliness to arrive.  Good job I am here.

Have a lovely autumnal brown jumper on with a darkish red shirt.  I feel fantastic.  

You look fantastic mate

Stop it Jules, you're making me blush.

Moving away from the old people homoeroticism, I watched a doccie on Y2K last night. Jeez people really were moronic in the 90s

Tino wrote:Made it back from Grimsby. I ain't going there again though. My abiding memory is how difficult it is to distinguish between males and females. Strange place.

I had to leave London at 06:30 and didn't get back to my house till gone 23:00. And then come into work today. Life is tough, I can tell you.

Did you hook up with a mildly autistic man muttering something about reverse lineal champions?

The company I work for has offices there, I have managed to avoid it to date...

Raf wrote:I watched a doccie on Y2K last night. Jeez people really were moronic in the 90s

The odd thing about Y2K was that a lot of time and money was spent to avoid the issue, and then when nothing happened people complained... Not often people complain about something working.

And then there were the nutjobs...

rick_dagless wrote:

Did you hook up with a mildly autistic man muttering something about reverse lineal champions?

Nah, Cane is in Suffolk these days. There was something scrawled in one of the public toilets about a gay Ashley Giles lookalike though. I think that was about him.

Morning. Bloody electric orange car???

Cooked for the frenchies last night, impressed them with my french which improves markedly after 4 cans of cider. Bloody nice food as well.

Bloody KP as well. That's what you get when yopu play foreigners in the England side.

yes, electric orange, Sean. A Ford performance hatchback isn't a Ford performance hatchback if it isn't in electric orange.

Haven't read the KP book, and I'm not planning on buying it, but he'll be at the Sixes tournament next Sunday, and my tickets are supposed to mean I'll be in very close quarters to him. I'll ask him If he still harbours any resentment to cheese.

Don't listen to the critics kr.

I reckon you and your mate will look sweet, upon the seat of an Electric Orange Kawasaki made for two.

No Jules. Its not one Electric orange Kawasaki Jet skii made for two. It's two matching electric orange Kawasaki jet Skiis. The latter is a a great investment, the former has slightly homosexual undertones.

Fair enough then, one for you and one for your 'mate' Daisy.

Playing, playing with the boys
Staying, playing with the boys
After chasing sunsets
One of life's simple joys
Is playing with the boys

Spoiler:

Can't beat a bit of Kenny Loggins.

kingraf wrote:Highly unlikely mate. I'm just really close to my best buddy. We probably spent an inordinate amount of time together during the high school years. Monday to Sunday quite literally for an entire year. Even in the Rugger, once he lost some weight, he was the outside centre to my inside. In cricket we probably have at least a dozen century partnerships. He was my tennis practise partner. He sacked at footie though, and couldn't really play basketball.

Did you ever know that you're my hero,
and everything I would like to be?
I can fly higher than an eagle,
'cause you are the wind beneath my wings

Loggins has the hits.

Mrs Goggins had the T1t5 (maybe)

Rowley wrote:

kingraf wrote:Highly unlikely mate. I'm just really close to my best buddy. We probably spent an inordinate amount of time together during the high school years. Monday to Sunday quite literally for an entire year. Even in the Rugger, once he lost some weight, he was the outside centre to my inside. In cricket we probably have at least a dozen century partnerships. He was my tennis practise partner. He sacked at footie though, and couldn't really play basketball.

Did you ever know that you're my hero,
and everything I would like to be?
I can fly higher than an eagle,
'cause you are the wind beneath my wings

But shoot it in the right direction
Make making it your intention-ooh yeah
Live those dreams
Scheme those schemes
Got to hit me
Hit me
Hit me with those laser beams

I'm coming
I'm coming-yeah

Relax don't do it
When you want to go to it
Relax don't do it
When you want to come

kingraf wrote:Highly unlikely mate. I'm just really close to my best buddy. We probably spent an inordinate amount of time together during the high school years. Monday to Sunday quite literally for an entire year. Even in the Rugger, once he lost some weight, he was the outside centre to my inside. In cricket we probably have at least a dozen century partnerships. He was my tennis practise partner. He sacked at footie though, and couldn't really play basketball.

Call me good
Call me bad
Call me anything you want to baby
But I know that you're sad
And I know I'll make you happy
With the one thing that you never had

Baby, I'm your man (don't you know that?)
Baby, I'm your man
You bet!
If you're gonna do it, do it right - right?
Do it with me

kingraf wrote:Highly unlikely mate. I'm just really close to my best buddy. We probably spent an inordinate amount of time together during the high school years. Monday to Sunday quite literally for an entire year. Even in the Rugger, once he lost some weight, he was the outside centre to my inside. In cricket we probably have at least a dozen century partnerships. He was my tennis practise partner. He sacked at footie though, and couldn't really play basketball.

Ive got a lovely bunch of coconuts
There they are, all standing in a row
Big ones, small ones, some as big as your head
Give them a twist a flick of the wrist
Thats what the showman said

kingraf wrote:Highly unlikely mate. I'm just really close to my best buddy. We probably spent an inordinate amount of time together during the high school years. Monday to Sunday quite literally for an entire year. Even in the Rugger, once he lost some weight, he was the outside centre to my inside. In cricket we probably have at least a dozen century partnerships. He was my tennis practise partner. He sacked at footie though, and couldn't really play basketball.

Think I'd better leave right now
Before I fall any deeper
I think I'd better leave right now
Feeling weaker and weaker
Somebody better show me out
Before I fall any deeper
I think I'd better leave right now

kingraf wrote:Highly unlikely mate. I'm just really close to my best buddy. We probably spent an inordinate amount of time together during the high school years. Monday to Sunday quite literally for an entire year. Even in the Rugger, once he lost some weight, he was the outside centre to my inside. In cricket we probably have at least a dozen century partnerships. He was my tennis practise partner. He sacked at footie though, and couldn't really play basketball.

That old dog has chained you up, alright
Give you everything you need to live inside a twisted cage
Sleep beside an empty rage
I had a dream I was your hero

Damn, I wish I was your lover
I'd rock you 'til the daylight comes
Made sure you are smiling and warm
I am everything, tonight, I'll be your mother
I'll do such things to ease your pain
Free your mind, and you won't feel ashamed

kingraf wrote:Highly unlikely mate. I'm just really close to my best buddy. We probably spent an inordinate amount of time together during the high school years. Monday to Sunday quite literally for an entire year. Even in the Rugger, once he lost some weight, he was the outside centre to my inside. In cricket we probably have at least a dozen century partnerships. He was my tennis practise partner. He sacked at footie though, and couldn't really play basketball.

No, I can't forget this evening
Or your face as you were leaving
But I guess that's just the way the story goes
You always smile but in your eyes your sorrow shows
Yes, it shows

No, I can't forget tomorrow
When I think of all my sorrow
When I had you there, but then I let you go
And now it's only fair that I should let you know
What you should know

I can't live if living is without you
I can't live, I can't give anymore
I can't live if living is without you
I can't give, I can't give anymore

kingraf wrote:Highly unlikely mate. I'm just really close to my best buddy. We probably spent an inordinate amount of time together during the high school years. Monday to Sunday quite literally for an entire year. Even in the Rugger, once he lost some weight, he was the outside centre to my inside. In cricket we probably have at least a dozen century partnerships. He was my tennis practise partner. He sacked at footie though, and couldn't really play basketball.

You have a heart of gold
A precious jewel to which I was sold
But I just can't justify your love

It hurts to see you walk away
And I'd like to ask you back to stay
To hold you in my arms just one more time

Another day has passed me by
Our shattered dreams a distant cry
And a feeling that I lost my world to you

For a thousand years here I could stand
Your precious stone held in my hand
But I just can't justify your love

kingraf wrote:Highly unlikely mate. I'm just really close to my best buddy. We probably spent an inordinate amount of time together during the high school years. Monday to Sunday quite literally for an entire year. Even in the Rugger, once he lost some weight, he was the outside centre to my inside. In cricket we probably have at least a dozen century partnerships. He was my tennis practise partner. He sacked at footie though, and couldn't really play basketball.

Do you really want to hurt me
Do you really want to make me cry
Precious kisses words that burn me
Lovers never ask you why.
In my heart the fire is burning
Choose my color find a star
Precious people always tell me
That's a step a step too far.

Do you really want to hurt me
Do you really want to make me cry
Do you really want to hurt me
Do you really want to make me cry.

kingraf wrote:Highly unlikely mate. I'm just really close to my best buddy. We probably spent an inordinate amount of time together during the high school years. Monday to Sunday quite literally for an entire year. Even in the Rugger, once he lost some weight, he was the outside centre to my inside. In cricket we probably have at least a dozen century partnerships. He was my tennis practise partner. He sacked at footie though, and couldn't really play basketball.

Everybody, summertime love
You'll remember me
Everybody, summertime love
Be my lover, be my baby

Boys, boys, boys
I'm looking for a good time
Boys, boys, boys
Get ready for my love

Boys, boys, boys
I'm looking for the good time
Boys, boys, boys
I'm ready for your love

kingraf wrote:Highly unlikely mate. I'm just really close to my best buddy. We probably spent an inordinate amount of time together during the high school years. Monday to Sunday quite literally for an entire year. Even in the Rugger, once he lost some weight, he was the outside centre to my inside. In cricket we probably have at least a dozen century partnerships. He was my tennis practise partner. He sacked at footie though, and couldn't really play basketball.

It's a little bit funny, this feeling inside
I'm not one of those who can easily hide
I don't have much money, but boy if I did
I'd buy a big house where we both could live

If I was a sculptor, but then again, no
Or a man who makes potions in a traveling show
I know it's not much, but it's the best I can do
My gift is my song, and this one's for you

kingraf wrote:Highly unlikely mate. I'm just really close to my best buddy. We probably spent an inordinate amount of time together during the high school years. Monday to Sunday quite literally for an entire year. Even in the Rugger, once he lost some weight, he was the outside centre to my inside. In cricket we probably have at least a dozen century partnerships. He was my tennis practise partner. He sacked at footie though, and couldn't really play basketball.

Don't know why
I'm surviving every lonely day
When there's got to be
no chance for me

My life would end
and it doesn't matter how I cry
My tears of love
are a waste of time
if I turn away

Am I strong enough to see it through
Go crazy is what I will do

If I can't have you
I don't want nobody baby
If I can't have you, oh oh oh oh
If I can't have you
I don't want nobody baby
If I can't have you, oh oh oh...

kingraf wrote:Highly unlikely mate. I'm just really close to my best buddy. We probably spent an inordinate amount of time together during the high school years. Monday to Sunday quite literally for an entire year. Even in the Rugger, once he lost some weight, he was the outside centre to my inside. In cricket we probably have at least a dozen century partnerships. He was my tennis practise partner. He sacked at footie though, and couldn't really play basketball.

The rain falls down but the sun still shines
And as you smile you start to cry
So I wipe the tears from your eyes
I painted pictures in my mind
Of the paradise I long to find
But will it make anything alright?

If I'm not wrong then I must be right
Just as day must follow night
I climbed a mountain to your heart
I longed to hold you from the start
The rain falls down but the sun still shines
As you smile you start to cry
So I wipe the teardrops from your eyes

kingraf wrote:Highly unlikely mate. I'm just really close to my best buddy. We probably spent an inordinate amount of time together during the high school years. Monday to Sunday quite literally for an entire year. Even in the Rugger, once he lost some weight, he was the outside centre to my inside. In cricket we probably have at least a dozen century partnerships. He was my tennis practise partner. He sacked at footie though, and couldn't really play basketball.

Could you be love and be loved?
Could you be love and be loved?

Don't let them fool ya,
Or even try to school ya! Oh, no!
We've got a mind of our own,
So go to hell if what you're thinking is not right!
Love would never leave us alone,
I am the darkness there must come out the light.

Could you be love and be loved?
Could you be love, wo now! - and be loved?

kingraf wrote:Highly unlikely mate. I'm just really close to my best buddy. We probably spent an inordinate amount of time together during the high school years. Monday to Sunday quite literally for an entire year. Even in the Rugger, once he lost some weight, he was the outside centre to my inside. In cricket we probably have at least a dozen century partnerships. He was my tennis practise partner. He sacked at footie though, and couldn't really play basketball.

Wise men say only fools rush in
But I can't help falling in love with you
Shall I stay, would it be a sin?
If I can't help falling in love with you

Like a river flows surely to the sea
Darling so it goes
Some things are meant to be

Take my hand, take my whole life too
For I can't help falling in love with you

This is the most fun I've had on hear for a while.

kingraf wrote:Highly unlikely mate. I'm just really close to my best buddy. We probably spent an inordinate amount of time together during the high school years. Monday to Sunday quite literally for an entire year. Even in the Rugger, once he lost some weight, he was the outside centre to my inside. In cricket we probably have at least a dozen century partnerships. He was my tennis practise partner. He sacked at footie though, and couldn't really play basketball.

Candle light and soul forever,
A dream of you and me together,
Say you believe it, say you believe it,
Free your mind of doubt and danger,
Be for real don't be a stranger,
We can achieve it, we can achieve it
Come a little bit closer baby, get it on, get it on,
'Cause tonight is the night when two become one
I need some love like I've never needed love before
(wanna make love to ya baby)
I had a little love, now I'm back for more
(wanna make love to ya baby)
Set your spirit free, it's the only way to be
Silly games that you were playing, empty
Words we both were saying,
Let's work it out boy, let's work it out boy,
Any deal that we endeavour,
Boys and girls feel good together

kingraf wrote:Highly unlikely mate. I'm just really close to my best buddy. We probably spent an inordinate amount of time together during the high school years. Monday to Sunday quite literally for an entire year. Even in the Rugger, once he lost some weight, he was the outside centre to my inside. In cricket we probably have at least a dozen century partnerships. He was my tennis practise partner. He sacked at footie though, and couldn't really play basketball.

Angel face, I love your smile
Love your ways, I like your style
What can I do to get closer to you?

Don't think twice or count to ten
Don't take advice, don't ask me when
Just come my way, simply kiss me and say

Hands up, baby, hands up
Gimme your heart, gimme, gimme your heart
Give it, give it

Hands up, baby, hands up
Gimme your heart, gimme, gimme
All your love, all your love