The Culture Cup Round x - Adam is a naughty naughty boy

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Union Cane wrote:Decades, lol.

Oh Christ.

Not this again.

My third name is Francesc. My dad never did explain why he gave me a Catalán name. I don't even like Catalans (in a non racist way)

Rowley wrote:I know we have mentioned this before Jules, but it is a constant pleasure to meet someone else who realises Point Break is absolute horse crap.

Brilliant film. You've just met a fellow snob.

Watched Cockneys vs Zombies last night, so bad it is good.

Happy Endings?

1. From which book is this the last line – “After all, tomorrow is another day”.
2.What 2 letters can be placed at the end of each of these three words to make three new words – Fat, Sign, Later.
3. What year did the last Woolworths store close down in the UK.
4. What 2 terminals are at the each end of the Eurotunnel (will accept towns).
5. Which Canadian singer had a 2004 top 5 UK hit with My Happy Ending.
6. In what year did Prince Charles & Princess Diana divorce.
7. The End OF The Affair is a 1951 novel by which author.
8. On what day in 1945 did the Germans surrender, ending World War 2, now known as VE day.
9. Which 3 letter word placed at the end of each of these three words to make three new words. Leg, Imp, Off.
10. What is the last word in the Bible

Struggling with some of these so whilst I have a think

1 - gone with the wind
2-
3- 2008?
4
5 - Alannis Morrisette
6 - 1996
7
8
9- end
10 - amen

2. AL
4. Folkestone / Calais
9. END
10. Amen

7 is Graeme Greene. Greene is brilliant BTW

10. Fin?

8 May 1945

1. From which book is this the last line – “After all, tomorrow is another day”. Gone with the wind
2. What 2 letters can be placed at the end of each of these three words to make three new words – Fat, Sign, Later. al
3. What year did the last Woolworths store close down in the UK.
4. What 2 terminals are at the each end of the Eurotunnel (will accept towns). Cheriton (near Folkestone) and Coquelles (near Calais)
5. Which Canadian singer had a 2004 top 5 UK hit with My Happy Ending.
6. In what year did Prince Charles & Princess Diana divorce. 1996
7. The End OF The Affair is a 1951 novel by which author. Graham Greene
8. On what day in 1945 did the Germans surrender, ending World War 2, now known as VE day. 8th May
9. Which 3 letter word placed at the end of each of these three words to make three new words. Leg, Imp, Off. End
10. What is the last word in the Bible. Amen

Canadian Singer - Bryan Adams, Alanins Morrisette or Celine Dion.

Nah, canadian singer is the midget who wears shorts and has a skateboard. what's her name.... Avril Lavigne

ha, got that without googling. remember because my crazy cop ex-girlfriend had bottled me in the club and moved out of my house (after only moving in 3 days earlier). Good song to be miserable to.

I think 3 is a trick question. i believe woolworths employees bought one of the stores and rights to trade with its name? west country?

Songs and artists will give you the link and the song for No. 5

1. And sitting late at night he doesn't make a sound, just adding to the wrinkles on his deathly frown

2. I've had my fun and now it's time to serve your conscience overseas, Coming in fast, over me.

3. Your skin, Oh yeah your skin and bones, Turn into
Something beautiful,

4. I went to a shrink to analyze my dreams. She says it's lack of sex that's bringing me down.

5. New Order - *************

seanmichaels wrote:Nah, canadian singer is the midget who wears shorts and has a skateboard. what's her name.... Avril Lavigne

Correct

seanmichaels wrote:I think 3 is a trick question. i believe woolworths employees bought one of the stores and rights to trade with its name? west country?

don't know about that - it was 2009 (January).

JuliusHMarx wrote:

seanmichaels wrote:I think 3 is a trick question. i believe woolworths employees bought one of the stores and rights to trade with its name? west country?

don't know about that - it was 2009 (January).

I think they changed the name slightly when they did (something like Wentworths) so I guess you are both right. WEll Julius was right but sean was right in so far as the staff did buy one of the shops.

1 is Old Red Eyes is Back by the Beautiful South
2 is REM Orange Crush
3 Coldplay Yellow
4 Green Day Basket Case
5 Blue Monday

Colour

Rowley wrote:1 is Old Red Eyes is Back by the Beautiful South
2 is REM Orange Crush
3 Coldplay Yellow
4 Green Day Basket Case
5 Blue Monday

Colour

Incorrect (because you were so quick). The link is consecutive colours of the rainbow.

I bought a black guitar pick the other day. Which was odd because I thought there were 7 colours in the plectrum.

Reminds me of the agnostic, dyslexic insomnian Jules, lay awake all night wondering if dog existed.

I know a man with a narcissistic, schitzophrenic guilt complex.  Stands for hours in front of the mirror saying "that's the man officer"

I know a man with seagulls on his head. Cliff......

Sorry, not very witty in comparison.

Whats the first rule of chinese whispers club?

There is no tiny whiskers club.

Dyslexic friend of mine choked to death on his own vimto

Knew a guy without a spade on his head.

Douglas.

Met a Chinese girl at a party. Asked for her room number, and she yelled out "sex sex want tonight". You can imagine my dismay when her friend told me she said 66129.

Union Cane wrote:Knew a guy without a spade on his head.

Douglas.

Knew a starship captain without a spade on his head.

Kirk Douglas

Knew a man who was the victim of a revenge attack by sheep.

Sean.

Shah, how are you? We were worried you had been caught.

Not bad mate. Have retired from terrorist activities only thing i have to worry about now is getting caught ogling my sister in law. Proper northern bird, fat squishy and cooks like a expert. Sadly i got the one that's fat squishy and fat again. Bitch.

How about you?

Hi shah. Can i have my fertilizer bags back? Looked at the environment agency website and there's definitely no flood threat.

seanmichaels wrote:Hi shah. Can i have my fertilizer bags back? Looked at the environment agency website and there's definitely no flood threat.

Its not worth the effort in hauling it back. Just keep posting for a day and you'll have replaced it without much difficulty.

I never for one second thought you were dead Shah. Or an ISIS member secretly held by the US government

kingraf wrote:I never for one second thought you were dead Shah. Or an ISIS member secretly held by the US government

Sadly that just makes you the naivest poster in this never ending thread.

Agreed shah, raf will be saying next he does not think anything happened to sean at school.

Rowley wrote:Agreed shah, raf will be saying next he does not think anything happened to sean at school.

Thats not quite the same is it Jeff? - the former is an indication of being young and ignorant - this is sound practice under instruction from his defense counsel.

Y'all doing ok today?

Big G has some mighty big news, mighty big news.

Seems there's a palm pit viper named after Jeff!   Yessiree, goddamn Rowley's got his name in snake form.

Not only that but Big G's gone and bought two pairs of boots with his folding money. None of this Hitec crap you buy in them weak-minded locations like Missouri and West Virginia and England but real boots.

Would sure love to stay and shoot the breeze but I'm off to shoot me some Mexicans instead.

Y'all be good now ya hear? If Big G hears that any of ya's been behavin' like wild injuns then Big G's gonna come alookin' for ya.

Fist

Crap on here today.

Is Galted in India?

Maybe sean

Morning by the way, see Shah has returned from his backpacking holiday. Jeff is electioneering in the Rochdale nonce elections, where is everyone else?

I've been spending my time trying to work out how to get 'otiose' into a post.

not sure. i'm livid this morning. went out for a curry and got the last train home. stayed sober so i could drive from the station. train arrived at the station but the phucking doors wouldn't open. ended up stopping 3 stations down the line with a £20 taxi fare.

Jules wrote:I've been spending my time trying to work out how to get 'otiose' into a post.

I think that if you did then your efforts would be rather otiose.

sean wrote:not sure. i'm livid this morning. went out for a curry and got the last train home. stayed sober so i could drive from the station. train arrived at the station but the phucking doors wouldn't open. ended up stopping 3 stations down the line with a £20 taxi fare.

Jump on the claim bandwagon sean, write a stongly worded letter explaining the issue and see if you can get your cash back...

Though the moral seems to be, just get drunk anyway...