The Culture Cup Round x - Adam is a naughty naughty boy

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5. Civic

ferNANDOS
Kenny Rodgers Roaster Chicken chain (also looks like Colonel Sanders)
SubWAY
MACKdonald
ZZ Top?

Where are windows and jeff when you need them?

ZIZZI top
ferNANDOS
Kenny Rogers aka COLONEL SANDERS
MACKdonalds
Going Underground SUBWAY

seanmichaels wrote:Where are windows and jeff when you need them?

ZIZZI top
ferNANDOS
Kenny Rogers aka COLONEL SANDERS
MACKdonalds
Going Underground SUBWAY

Didnt need to be that tenuous! - http://www.krr.com.my/v3/index.php

And besides, I got it!

No, you didn't get Zizzi or Subway. Full house required in my manor.

I didn't get zizzi I will concede but I did get subway!

I hate London

Jeff wrote:I hate London

I can see why....

http://www.buzzfeed.com/lukelewis/types-of-hipster-you-encounter-in-london#.ogB2QgEaK

that is incredibly accurate.

Just received an email from a Jack Hampton.

Lol!

Seen them all today.

Rowley wrote:Seen them all today.

Have you seen Tino?

sheesh. Boxing forum is on fire today....

Morning all...

Did you survive OK Jeff?

Just about Rick, we have moved offices so further out of the centre, double edged sword though, see less bell ends and less chance of bumping into top hat, but greatly increased chance of being stabbed.

I would take the stabbings Jeff, most of my working time in London was in Canary Wharf, bell end central...

If push come to shove you could do coke with a nice business gentleman on the tube as you would spend more time on it...

I have agreed to return to my Old School this weekend to play cricket against a staff team and the current 1st XI.

I take it you are going to get some short stuff from the teaching staff who remember you?

Teacher organising already called me a lazy b*stard. Thing is I agreed on basis that a few others would play as well, mates who I'm still in touch with, now they can't and I'm probably stuck for the day with a bunch of c*nts I've deliberately avoided for the past 20 years.

Sounds like a lovely afternoon you have planned, just spike the punch with shrooms or something...

rick_dagless wrote:I would take the stabbings Jeff, most of my working time in London was in Canary Wharf, bell end central...

If push come to shove you could do coke with a nice business gentleman on the tube as you would spend more time on it...

If it's stabbing you want Rick, we're in the right town

rick_dagless wrote:Sounds like a lovely afternoon you have planned, just spike the punch with shrooms or something...

It is free beer. Hopefully the missus's sister has a baby this weekend so I can tuck in.

DAVE wrote:If it's stabbing you want Rick, we're in the right town

Fair point, but need to get in there quick before the bona fide nut jobs bog of to Shahland

But if you don't like what they're going to do,
You better not stop them 'cause they're coming through

hey, hey, all bound for ISIL land

seanmichaels wrote:

rick_dagless wrote:Sounds like a lovely afternoon you have planned, just spike the punch with shrooms or something...

It is free beer. Hopefully the missus's sister has a baby this weekend so I can tuck in.

Into what, you f*cking pervert? was the last movie you watched "A Serbian Film"?

God rest ye merry Gentlemen. Fist

Let nothing you dismay. Morning Shah

Sicond

Lovely start to the day, a plane flying overhead to land at the airport nearby, birds singing and a duck family waddling across the pelican crossing. Identity theft has arrived in the avian kingdom. All well my legally thieving friend?

Good start here too mate, sun is shining, mugs lining up to be patronised with small print, and all the birds have F*cked off down south, so no tweeting outside my window this morning, all good.

May even feck off early today because that's how I roll...

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-33265056

For the cultured amongst you.

Rick you are aware that you won't get rushed by asians during ramadhan? You dont need to set off 6 hours before dark to avoid the locals.

Shah wrote:Rick you are aware that you won't get rushed by asians during ramadhan? You dont need to set off 6 hours before dark to avoid the locals.

You do in Bradford mate, between that and feral horses, it is like mad max out there, just with less energy during daylight hours...

Thought you had been promoted now Shah, surely that means you have minions for the dead shifts...

Gru won't lend them to me the b*stard. Anyway, the promotion just means more hours and more money per hour. The downside is morning radio is depressing as f*ck and catchy with it.

How could an angel break my heart . is the thinly disguised emo sh*te that was on this morning

Shah wrote:Gru won't lend them to me the b*stard. Anyway, the promotion just means more hours and more money per hour. The downside is morning radio is depressing as f*ck and catchy with it.

I only listen to news radio in a morning otherwise I end up with some godawful ear worm wriggling around my skull for most of the day, the only upside of which is to embed it in some other poor souls head. by my shoite humming rendition of it's rubbish refrain

rick_dagless wrote:

Shah wrote:Gru won't lend them to me the b*stard. Anyway, the promotion just means more hours and more money per hour. The downside is morning radio is depressing as f*ck and catchy with it.

I only listen to news radio in a morning otherwise I end up with some godawful ear worm wriggling around my skull for most of the day, the only upside of which is to embed it in some other poor souls head. by my shoite humming rendition of it's I play with my 2inch c*ck refrain

The art of W*nking without W*nking?

Shah wrote:The art of W*nking without W*nking?

Zen is all about finding inner peace with some alone time, and it is less messy

(i see the swear filter is getting better)

Good morning.

morning

Morning Tino, I shall be back in the motherland this Friday, usual pilgramage to the old Floatel site.

rick_dagless wrote:Morning Tino, I shall be back in the motherland this Friday, usual pilgramage to the old Floatel site.

Excellent stuff. Going back to see the folks?

Say hello to Runcorn as you'll be close enough. Probably best you don't go there but you know that already.

I am indeed, I will shout at Runcorn at a distance if that helps at all?

Though I am also in turn escaping one of the folks who is staying with me mid-move... Ace...

rick_dagless wrote:I am indeed, I will shout at Runcorn at a distance if that helps at all?

Make it a safe distance, RicK.

Tino wrote:Make it a safe distance, RicK

I will be in Northwich Tino, safe is relative...

Though I am quite annoyed that I missed the Cheshire show this week, normally a favourite time to get leathered in a field drinking home made perry whilst surrounded by twonks...

rick_dagless wrote:

Tino wrote:Make it a safe distance, RicK

I will be in Northwich Tino, safe is relative...

Though I am quite annoyed that I missed the Cheshire show this week, normally a favourite time to get leathered in a field drinking home made perry whilst surrounded by twonks...

Ah the Cheshire show. Eating all the free samples of food whilst brazenly smoking pot in a field surrounded by posh girls from Knutsford, Wilmslow and Alderly Edge.

Happy days.

Tino wrote:Ah the Cheshire show. Eating all the free samples of food whilst brazenly smoking pot in a field surrounded by posh girls from Knutsford, Wilmslow and Alderly Edge.

Happy days.

Pretty much, then sneaking back to the young farmers party at the end, to take advantage of the country chicks and get in fights with prospective future landowners.... Halcyon days.

rick_dagless wrote:

Tino wrote:Ah the Cheshire show. Eating all the free samples of food whilst brazenly smoking pot in a field surrounded by posh girls from Knutsford, Wilmslow and Alderly Edge.

Happy days.

Pretty much, then sneaking back to the young farmers party at the end, to take advantage of the country chicks and get in fights with prospective future landowners.... Halcyon days.

This and The View. Both clear breaches of CC protocol.

Can we be retrospectively fined?

rick_dagless wrote:

Tino wrote:Ah the Cheshire show. Eating all the free samples of food whilst brazenly smoking pot in a field surrounded by posh girls from Knutsford, Wilmslow and Alderly Edge.

Happy days.

Pretty much, then sneaking back to the young farmers party at the end, to take advantage of the country chicks and get in fights with prospective future landowners.... Halcyon days.

Picking our way among the lettuces, strolling in wellies across the potato fields...Salad days.

Tino wrote:This and The View. Both clear breaches of CC protocol.

Can we be retrospectively fined?

We can come to some time share agreement going foward, but not sure of past trangressions... I a already nervous about meeting a large bald, angry, metalhead in my current town.

Jules wrote:strolling in wellies

Hunter boots in Cheshire Jules, we are not scum...

Rick - we also need to avoid alumni events in Dundee. Should be safe enough as I only ever hang about in the bushes beside the tennis courts when I go back to the University.

superflyweight wrote:Rick - we also need to avoid alumni events in Dundee.  Should be safe enough as I only ever hang about in the bushes beside the tennis courts when I go back to the University.  

Is Dundee a Uni particularly set up for lawyers?

Serious question.

Can't be bothered, can't see very well, gonna go kill a few hookers

Ah, those lazy, hazy, crazy days of Summer

super wrote:Rick - we also need to avoid alumni events in Dundee. Should be safe enough as I only ever hang about in the bushes beside the tennis courts when I go back to the University.

Agreed, we have probably past transgressed also super, even if it just passed out outside Belmont Halls...

Tino

Is Dundee a Uni particularly set up for lawyers?

It has a very well thought of red brick law dept Tino, and is (was?) then only place that specialises in both English and Scottish law...