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The Culture Cup Round x - Adam is a naughty naughty boy
She wanted to get into a taxi thoughseanmichaels wrote:Rowley wrote:I'm trying to help Sean, genuinely believe eliminating such phrases from your vocabulary might assist you.
I am very polite in real life. Helped a blind lady on a train yesterday.
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Not the strongest thread split if I'm being honest.
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Rowley wrote:Thread split is imminent. Anyone anything witty to offer?
So that is actually the thread split.
Sort of post-modern in an ironic way. Or post-ironic in a modernist way.
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Dr Shoe wrote:If it helps put your mind at rest, she definitely is getting some
I am easy. Facebook tends to put these things out in the open.
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Morning all.
I didn't get any this weekend.
I didn't get any this weekend.
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If the next thread split quotes this thread split, a rip in the fabric of time will happen and we will be sucked in to a black hole. Its like someone googling google. Or crossing the streams.JuliusHMarx wrote:Rowley wrote:Thread split is imminent. Anyone anything witty to offer?
So that is actually the thread split.
Sort of post-modern in an ironic way. Or post-ironic in a modernist way.
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JuliusHMarx wrote:Rowley wrote:Thread split is imminent. Anyone anything witty to offer?
So that is actually the thread split.
Sort of post-modern in an ironic way. Or post-ironic in a modernist way.
Think Dave's post after that is the actual split Jules. Mine will be last one on the locked thread, unless I have got my calculations all screwed up
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seanmichaels wrote:Dr Shoe wrote:If it helps put your mind at rest, she definitely is getting some
I am easy. Facebook tends to put these things out in the open.
You're still friends with her on Facebook?
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Mind the windows Tino. wrote:Morning all.
I didn't get any this weekend.
Went out with her gay mates Tina, always gets me in the good books.
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Rowley wrote:Mind the windows Tino. wrote:Morning all.
I didn't get any this weekend.
Went out with her gay mates Tina, always gets me in the good books.
I thought you were referring to TSMR when you mentioned you got some.
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Rowley wrote:JuliusHMarx wrote:Rowley wrote:Thread split is imminent. Anyone anything witty to offer?
So that is actually the thread split.
Sort of post-modern in an ironic way. Or post-ironic in a modernist way.
Think Dave's post after that is the actual split Jules. Mine will be last one on the locked thread, unless I have got my calculations all screwed up
Think you're right Jeff. So basically it's just rubbish.
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Alistair wrote:seanmichaels wrote:Dr Shoe wrote:If it helps put your mind at rest, she definitely is getting some
I am easy. Facebook tends to put these things out in the open.
You're still friends with her on Facebook?
I don't really use FB it was just the 'preferred' method of contact for friday nights arrangements. Should I be rid?
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Rowley wrote:Mind the windows Tino. wrote:Morning all.
I didn't get any this weekend.
Went out with her gay mates Tina, always gets me in the good books.
I am doing that exact thing this Saturday night. Genuinely, I am. (With Mrs Windows gay mates, not TSMR gay mates).
With your experience in mind, I am now fully expecting to get some.
Probably on Sunday though as I am planning on drinking myself to full soft-on status on Saturday.
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I've never had the thread split but don't want it based purely on sympathy...I need to earn it.Rowley wrote:JuliusHMarx wrote:Rowley wrote:Thread split is imminent. Anyone anything witty to offer?
So that is actually the thread split.
Sort of post-modern in an ironic way. Or post-ironic in a modernist way.
Think Dave's post after that is the actual split Jules. Mine will be last one on the locked thread, unless I have got my calculations all screwed up
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I find that is not an issue, at the risk of perpetuating a stereotype they are not particularly big drinkers so whilst I'd had a drink it was nowhere near enough to create any problems.
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Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
Probably on Sunday though as I am planning on drinking myself to full soft-on status on Saturday.
Are you not watching the Rugby?
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Nice badge Dave, by the way
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seanmichaels wrote:Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
Probably on Sunday though as I am planning on drinking myself to full soft-on status on Saturday.
Are you not watching the Rugby?
Unfortunately not. I will record it and try to avoid the score but that will be difficult.
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seanmichaels wrote:Alistair wrote:seanmichaels wrote:Dr Shoe wrote:If it helps put your mind at rest, she definitely is getting some
I am easy. Facebook tends to put these things out in the open.
You're still friends with her on Facebook?
I don't really use FB it was just the 'preferred' method of contact for friday nights arrangements. Should I be rid?
Well....
1) You want her on your FB as you're not over her and you want to be able to check her out and see what or who she is doing.
2) You're over her, but you like stalking her.
Get rid mate. Nobody likes Guy #2 and if #1 is correct, move on pal, she's gone.
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All good advise Alistair, but Sean, feel free to PM us all her name so we can see what you're missing out on first.
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Disappointing.Rowley wrote:All good advise Alistair, but Sean, feel free to PM us all her name so we can see what you're missing out on first.
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Rowley wrote:All good advise Alistair, but Sean, feel free to PM us all her name so we can see what you're missing out on first.
Oh, definitely this as well.
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Unfortunately not. I will record it and try to avoid the score but that will be difficult.
Difficult. Impossible if you are out in London.
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seanmichaels wrote:Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
Unfortunately not. I will record it and try to avoid the score but that will be difficult.
Difficult. Impossible if you are out in London.
Cambridge so not impossible, but still very unlikely.
Although there is a good chance I will bump into Dolphin seeing as we are out with some bummers.
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Nowt to do with me, must be someone else (which ironically is my defence every time I'm asked to assist with Police enquiries)Dr Shoe wrote:Nice badge Dave, by the way
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I wonder how Heyneke Meyer is coping with Raf's barrage of abuse?
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Truss has done a funny on the off topic section that was genuinely amusing. This is a good day to be alive.
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Rowley wrote:Truss has done a funny on the off topic section that was genuinely amusing. This is a good day to be alive.
Where?
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I enjoyed his pig gate virgin joke.
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Rowley wrote:I enjoyed his pig gate virgin joke.
Ah, yes.
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I hope it doesn't make Tophat sow-er.....
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Afternoon, Shah.
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Sorry. Afternoon it is. How the devil are you Tino.
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ShahenshahG wrote:Sorry. Afternoon it is. How the devil are you Tino.
Splendid, thanks. You?
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Brilliant. Gentle days with my feet up. High as f*ck and eating custard creams after downing a mixed donner kebab and an Iced mango milkshake. I'm going to feel sick when I wake up sometime on Friday but 11/10.
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Rubbish on here today.
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Afternoon all.
Hugely disappointed in myself today, I think my northernliness is starting to come off. I was on my way to the toilet earler and one of the tidy girls from accounts was coming the other way, I went to go left, she went to go right, I dodged right, she went left, we stopped.
"Shall we dance?" I asked, jokingly.
Imagine my horror as I heard myself pronounce dance as "darnce".
Hugely disappointed in myself today, I think my northernliness is starting to come off. I was on my way to the toilet earler and one of the tidy girls from accounts was coming the other way, I went to go left, she went to go right, I dodged right, she went left, we stopped.
"Shall we dance?" I asked, jokingly.
Imagine my horror as I heard myself pronounce dance as "darnce".
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That is quite camp.
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seanmichaels wrote:That is quite camp.
He will be having Radox in his barth later.
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Oi'll be a full blarn cockernee before oi knows it, cor bloimey.
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Union Cane wrote:Oi'll be a full blarn cockernee before oi knows it, cor bloimey.
You don't have to be a cockerney to be full blown southern. Shopping at next and getting beaten up by Cane Jnr should suffice.
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Union Cane wrote:Afternoon all.
Hugely disappointed in myself today, I think my northernliness is starting to come off. I was on my way to the toilet earler and one of the tidy girls from accounts was coming the other way, I went to go left, she went to go right, I dodged right, she went left, we stopped.
"Shall we dance?" I asked, jokingly.
Imagine my horror as I heard myself pronounce dance as "darnce".
Always a good opportunity to get some elbow to t1t action.
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seanmichaels wrote:Union Cane wrote:Oi'll be a full blarn cockernee before oi knows it, cor bloimey.
You don't have to be a cockerney to be full blown southern. Shopping at next and getting beaten up by Cane Jnr should suffice.
You need a capital 'N' in Next.
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More chance of me p*ssing in the Queen's handbag than wearing a viridescent pullover.
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Mind the windows Tino. wrote:seanmichaels wrote:Union Cane wrote:Oi'll be a full blarn cockernee before oi knows it, cor bloimey.
You don't have to be a cockerney to be full blown southern. Shopping at next and getting beaten up by Cane Jnr should suffice.
You need a capital 'N' in Next.
don't hate the player.....
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seanmichaels wrote:Mind the windows Tino. wrote:seanmichaels wrote:Union Cane wrote:Oi'll be a full blarn cockernee before oi knows it, cor bloimey.
You don't have to be a cockerney to be full blown southern. Shopping at next and getting beaten up by Cane Jnr should suffice.
You need a capital 'N' in Next.
don't hate the player.....
l*l
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Union Cane wrote:More chance of me p*ssing in the Queen's handbag than wearing a viridescent pullover.
I don't think they do Fat Porker sizes.
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Mind the windows Tino. wrote:Union Cane wrote:More chance of me p*ssing in the Queen's handbag than wearing a viridescent pullover.
I don't think they do Fat Porker sizes.
Cameron will be devastated
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