The Culture Cup Round x - Adam is a naughty naughty boy

by Guest Mon 21 Sep 2015, 9:49 am

seanmichaels wrote:
Rowley wrote:I'm trying to help Sean, genuinely believe eliminating such phrases from your vocabulary might assist you.

I am very polite in real life. Helped a blind lady on a train yesterday.

She wanted to get into a taxi though

by Rowley Mon 21 Sep 2015, 9:50 am

Not the strongest thread split if I'm being honest.

by **JuliusHMarx** Mon 21 Sep 2015, 9:52 am

Rowley wrote:Thread split is imminent. Anyone anything witty to offer?

So that is actually the thread split.
Sort of post-modern in an ironic way. Or post-ironic in a modernist way.

by **seanmichaels** Mon 21 Sep 2015, 9:53 am

Dr Shoe wrote:If it helps put your mind at rest, she definitely is getting some

I am easy. Facebook tends to put these things out in the open.

by Mind the windows Tino. Mon 21 Sep 2015, 9:54 am

Morning all.

I didn't get any this weekend.

by Dr Shoe Mon 21 Sep 2015, 9:55 am

JuliusHMarx wrote:
Rowley wrote:Thread split is imminent. Anyone anything witty to offer?

So that is actually the thread split.
Sort of post-modern in an ironic way. Or post-ironic in a modernist way.

If the next thread split quotes this thread split, a rip in the fabric of time will happen and we will be sucked in to a black hole. Its like someone googling google. Or crossing the streams.

by Rowley Mon 21 Sep 2015, 9:55 am

JuliusHMarx wrote:
Rowley wrote:Thread split is imminent. Anyone anything witty to offer?

So that is actually the thread split.
Sort of post-modern in an ironic way. Or post-ironic in a modernist way.

Think Dave's post after that is the actual split Jules. Mine will be last one on the locked thread, unless I have got my calculations all screwed up

by Alistair Mon 21 Sep 2015, 9:55 am

seanmichaels wrote:
Dr Shoe wrote:If it helps put your mind at rest, she definitely is getting some

I am easy. Facebook tends to put these things out in the open.

You're still friends with her on Facebook?

by Rowley Mon 21 Sep 2015, 9:56 am

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:Morning all.

I didn't get any this weekend.

Went out with her gay mates Tina, always gets me in the good books.

by **seanmichaels** Mon 21 Sep 2015, 9:58 am

Rowley wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:Morning all.

I didn't get any this weekend.

Went out with her gay mates Tina, always gets me in the good books.

I thought you were referring to TSMR when you mentioned you got some.

by **JuliusHMarx** Mon 21 Sep 2015, 9:59 am

Rowley wrote:
JuliusHMarx wrote:
Rowley wrote:Thread split is imminent. Anyone anything witty to offer?

So that is actually the thread split.
Sort of post-modern in an ironic way. Or post-ironic in a modernist way.

Think Dave's post after that is the actual split Jules. Mine will be last one on the locked thread, unless I have got my calculations all screwed up

Think you're right Jeff. So basically it's just rubbish.

by **seanmichaels** Mon 21 Sep 2015, 10:01 am

Alistair wrote:
seanmichaels wrote:
Dr Shoe wrote:If it helps put your mind at rest, she definitely is getting some

I am easy. Facebook tends to put these things out in the open.

You're still friends with her on Facebook?

I don't really use FB it was just the 'preferred' method of contact for friday nights arrangements. Should I be rid?

by Mind the windows Tino. Mon 21 Sep 2015, 10:02 am

Rowley wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:Morning all.

I didn't get any this weekend.

Went out with her gay mates Tina, always gets me in the good books.

I am doing that exact thing this Saturday night. Genuinely, I am. (With Mrs Windows gay mates, not TSMR gay mates).

With your experience in mind, I am now fully expecting to get some.

Probably on Sunday though as I am planning on drinking myself to full soft-on status on Saturday.

by Guest Mon 21 Sep 2015, 10:03 am

Rowley wrote:
JuliusHMarx wrote:
Rowley wrote:Thread split is imminent. Anyone anything witty to offer?

So that is actually the thread split.
Sort of post-modern in an ironic way. Or post-ironic in a modernist way.

Think Dave's post after that is the actual split Jules. Mine will be last one on the locked thread, unless I have got my calculations all screwed up

I've never had the thread split but don't want it based purely on sympathy...I need to earn it.

by Rowley Mon 21 Sep 2015, 10:04 am

I find that is not an issue, at the risk of perpetuating a stereotype they are not particularly big drinkers so whilst I'd had a drink it was nowhere near enough to create any problems.

by **seanmichaels** Mon 21 Sep 2015, 10:04 am

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

Probably on Sunday though as I am planning on drinking myself to full soft-on status on Saturday.

Are you not watching the Rugby?

by Dr Shoe Mon 21 Sep 2015, 10:05 am

Nice badge Dave, by the way

by Mind the windows Tino. Mon 21 Sep 2015, 10:07 am

seanmichaels wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

Probably on Sunday though as I am planning on drinking myself to full soft-on status on Saturday.

Are you not watching the Rugby?

Unfortunately not. I will record it and try to avoid the score but that will be difficult.

by Alistair Mon 21 Sep 2015, 10:07 am

seanmichaels wrote:
Alistair wrote:
seanmichaels wrote:
Dr Shoe wrote:If it helps put your mind at rest, she definitely is getting some

I am easy. Facebook tends to put these things out in the open.

You're still friends with her on Facebook?

I don't really use FB it was just the 'preferred' method of contact for friday nights arrangements. Should I be rid?

Well....

1) You want her on your FB as you're not over her and you want to be able to check her out and see what or who she is doing.

2) You're over her, but you like stalking her.

Get rid mate. Nobody likes Guy #2 and if #1 is correct, move on pal, she's gone.

by Rowley Mon 21 Sep 2015, 10:08 am

All good advise Alistair, but Sean, feel free to PM us all her name so we can see what you're missing out on first.

by Dr Shoe Mon 21 Sep 2015, 10:09 am

Rowley wrote:All good advise Alistair, but Sean, feel free to PM us all her name so we can see what you're missing out on first.

Disappointing.

by Alistair Mon 21 Sep 2015, 10:10 am

Rowley wrote:All good advise Alistair, but Sean, feel free to PM us all her name so we can see what you're missing out on first.

Oh, definitely this as well.

by **seanmichaels** Mon 21 Sep 2015, 10:18 am

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

Unfortunately not. I will record it and try to avoid the score but that will be difficult.

Difficult. Impossible if you are out in London.

by Mind the windows Tino. Mon 21 Sep 2015, 10:28 am

seanmichaels wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

Unfortunately not. I will record it and try to avoid the score but that will be difficult.

Difficult. Impossible if you are out in London.

Cambridge so not impossible, but still very unlikely.

Although there is a good chance I will bump into Dolphin seeing as we are out with some bummers.

by Guest Mon 21 Sep 2015, 10:48 am

Dr Shoe wrote:Nice badge Dave, by the way

Nowt to do with me, must be someone else (which ironically is my defence every time I'm asked to assist with Police enquiries)

by **Pal Joey** Mon 21 Sep 2015, 11:15 am

I wonder how Heyneke Meyer is coping with Raf's barrage of abuse?
Poor bugger. No chance they'll be able to remove that Nokia 9000 before the Samoa match.

by Rowley Mon 21 Sep 2015, 11:17 am

Truss has done a funny on the off topic section that was genuinely amusing. This is a good day to be alive.

by Alistair Mon 21 Sep 2015, 11:18 am

Rowley wrote:Truss has done a funny on the off topic section that was genuinely amusing. This is a good day to be alive.

Where?

by Rowley Mon 21 Sep 2015, 11:19 am

I enjoyed his pig gate virgin joke.

by Alistair Mon 21 Sep 2015, 11:19 am

Rowley wrote:I enjoyed his pig gate virgin joke.

Ah, yes.

by **seanmichaels** Mon 21 Sep 2015, 11:46 am

I hope it doesn't make Tophat sow-er.....

by **ShahenshahG** Mon 21 Sep 2015, 12:05 pm

Morning western pigs

by Mind the windows Tino. Mon 21 Sep 2015, 12:51 pm

Afternoon, Shah.

by **ShahenshahG** Mon 21 Sep 2015, 12:53 pm

Sorry. Afternoon it is. How the devil are you Tino.

by Mind the windows Tino. Mon 21 Sep 2015, 12:57 pm

ShahenshahG wrote:Sorry. Afternoon it is. How the devil are you Tino.

Splendid, thanks. You?

by **ShahenshahG** Mon 21 Sep 2015, 1:05 pm

Brilliant. Gentle days with my feet up. High as f*ck and eating custard creams after downing a mixed donner kebab and an Iced mango milkshake. I'm going to feel sick when I wake up sometime on Friday but 11/10.

by Rowley Mon 21 Sep 2015, 2:09 pm

Rubbish on here today.

by **Union Cane** Mon 21 Sep 2015, 2:19 pm

Afternoon all.

Hugely disappointed in myself today, I think my northernliness is starting to come off. I was on my way to the toilet earler and one of the tidy girls from accounts was coming the other way, I went to go left, she went to go right, I dodged right, she went left, we stopped.

"Shall we dance?" I asked, jokingly.

Imagine my horror as I heard myself pronounce dance as "darnce".

by **seanmichaels** Mon 21 Sep 2015, 2:22 pm

That is quite camp.

by Mind the windows Tino. Mon 21 Sep 2015, 2:26 pm

seanmichaels wrote:That is quite camp.

He will be having Radox in his barth later.

by **Union Cane** Mon 21 Sep 2015, 2:26 pm

Oi'll be a full blarn cockernee before oi knows it, cor bloimey.

by **seanmichaels** Mon 21 Sep 2015, 2:31 pm

Union Cane wrote:Oi'll be a full blarn cockernee before oi knows it, cor bloimey.

You don't have to be a cockerney to be full blown southern. Shopping at next and getting beaten up by Cane Jnr should suffice.

by **superflyweight** Mon 21 Sep 2015, 2:35 pm

Union Cane wrote:Afternoon all.

Hugely disappointed in myself today, I think my northernliness is starting to come off. I was on my way to the toilet earler and one of the tidy girls from accounts was coming the other way, I went to go left, she went to go right, I dodged right, she went left, we stopped.

"Shall we dance?" I asked, jokingly.

Imagine my horror as I heard myself pronounce dance as "darnce".

Always a good opportunity to get some elbow to t1t action.

by Mind the windows Tino. Mon 21 Sep 2015, 2:36 pm

seanmichaels wrote:
Union Cane wrote:Oi'll be a full blarn cockernee before oi knows it, cor bloimey.

You don't have to be a cockerney to be full blown southern. Shopping at next and getting beaten up by Cane Jnr should suffice.

You need a capital 'N' in Next.

by **Union Cane** Mon 21 Sep 2015, 2:37 pm

More chance of me p*ssing in the Queen's handbag than wearing a viridescent pullover.

by **seanmichaels** Mon 21 Sep 2015, 2:38 pm

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
seanmichaels wrote:
Union Cane wrote:Oi'll be a full blarn cockernee before oi knows it, cor bloimey.

You don't have to be a cockerney to be full blown southern. Shopping at next and getting beaten up by Cane Jnr should suffice.

You need a capital 'N' in Next.

don't hate the player.....

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by Mind the windows Tino. Mon 21 Sep 2015, 2:38 pm

seanmichaels wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
seanmichaels wrote:
Union Cane wrote:Oi'll be a full blarn cockernee before oi knows it, cor bloimey.

You don't have to be a cockerney to be full blown southern. Shopping at next and getting beaten up by Cane Jnr should suffice.

You need a capital 'N' in Next.

don't hate the player.....

l*l

by Mind the windows Tino. Mon 21 Sep 2015, 2:39 pm

Union Cane wrote:More chance of me p*ssing in the Queen's handbag than wearing a viridescent pullover.

I don't think they do Fat Porker sizes.

by **ShahenshahG** Mon 21 Sep 2015, 2:43 pm

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
Union Cane wrote:More chance of me p*ssing in the Queen's handbag than wearing a viridescent pullover.

I don't think they do Fat Porker sizes.

Cameron will be devastated

by **seanmichaels** Mon 21 Sep 2015, 2:47 pm

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