The Culture Cup Round x - Adam is a naughty naughty boy

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JuliusHMarx wrote:Angelo was Brotherhood of Man, not ABBA.

"Angelo" and "Fernando" they sang both of them but this f*cking thing must be defective

And No TLD the problem is with our computers it seems. I.T. are running around like headless infidels.

Rowley wrote:

seanmichaels wrote:Plans for the weekend? Rugger Windows? A gig Jeff? No weed shah?

Not much. Holiday in a couple of weeks, so will watch the Haye fight. Going pub with in laws Sunday. You?

Supposed to be having dinner with ex tonight but I am not feeling it currently.

Was gonna see my Dad but can't really until I'm over this cold. Probably give the cricket pitch last cut before spring then go to see the barmaid and play a bit of darts. Found out her name last night. I think she may be too young for me.

seanmichaels wrote:

Rowley wrote:

seanmichaels wrote:Plans for the weekend? Rugger Windows? A gig Jeff? No weed shah?

Not much. Holiday in a couple of weeks, so will watch the Haye fight. Going pub with in laws Sunday. You?

Supposed to be having dinner with ex tonight but I am not feeling it currently.

Was gonna see my Dad but can't really until I'm over this cold. Probably give the cricket pitch last cut before spring then go to see the barmaid and play a bit of darts. Found out her name last night. I think she may be too young for me.

Not many 12 year old bar-maids.

I think she is 24 and has a boyfriend. Just a mid life crisis fantasy sort of thing.

JuliusHMarx wrote:

seanmichaels wrote:you don't wear socks in the summer (for casual wear)?

Not if it's warm enough and I'm not going somewhere that might require the removal of shoes. With jeans or shorts.

You can forget about that rendezvous with Shah in the Blue Mosque then.

Oddly enough, I had to put on some shoes this afternoon. With socks of course.

seanmichaels wrote:

Rowley wrote:

seanmichaels wrote:Plans for the weekend? Rugger Windows? A gig Jeff? No weed shah?

Not much. Holiday in a couple of weeks, so will watch the Haye fight. Going pub with in laws Sunday. You?

Supposed to be having dinner with ex tonight but I am not feeling it currently.

Why are you still seeing her? Are you getting to dip you wick or is it a sentiment thing?

seanmichaels wrote:Plans for the weekend? Rugger Windows? A gig Jeff? No weed shah?

No mate, I am flying tomorrow afternoon so they will have to do without me.

I can almost guarantee we will win our first game since I started playing again and they will take the p*ss for weeks. Plus I will get fined for not turning up and fined again for not paying the fine on the spot.

W*nkers.

The Loaded Dog wrote:

JuliusHMarx wrote:

seanmichaels wrote:you don't wear socks in the summer (for casual wear)?

Not if it's warm enough and I'm not going somewhere that might require the removal of shoes. With jeans or shorts.

You can forget about that rendezvous with Shah in the Blue Mosque then.

Oddly enough, I had to put on some shoes this afternoon. With socks of course.

Obviously when I pay my respects to Allah with Shah, I put a pair of socks on, regardless of the outside temperature.

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

seanmichaels wrote:Plans for the weekend? Rugger Windows? A gig Jeff? No weed shah?

No mate, I am flying tomorrow afternoon so they will have to do without me.

I can almost guarantee we will win our first game since I started playing again and they will take the p*ss for weeks.  Plus I will get fined for not turning up and fined again for not paying the fine on the spot.

W*nkers.

Mind the w*nkers Tino.

JuliusHMarx wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

seanmichaels wrote:Plans for the weekend? Rugger Windows? A gig Jeff? No weed shah?

No mate, I am flying tomorrow afternoon so they will have to do without me.

I can almost guarantee we will win our first game since I started playing again and they will take the p*ss for weeks.  Plus I will get fined for not turning up and fined again for not paying the fine on the spot.

W*nkers.

Mind the w*nkers Tino.

It is stuff like this that reminds me how much I love you, Julio.

Alistair wrote:

seanmichaels wrote:

Rowley wrote:

seanmichaels wrote:Plans for the weekend? Rugger Windows? A gig Jeff? No weed shah?

Not much. Holiday in a couple of weeks, so will watch the Haye fight. Going pub with in laws Sunday. You?

Supposed to be having dinner with ex tonight but I am not feeling it currently.

Why are you still seeing her? Are you getting to dip you wick or is it a sentiment thing?

Dunno. Not getting any no.

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

No mate, I am flying tomorrow afternoon so they will have to do without

Hong Kong wasn't it? Do they suck the yolks off fried eggs there?

seanmichaels wrote:

Alistair wrote:

seanmichaels wrote:

Rowley wrote:

seanmichaels wrote:Plans for the weekend? Rugger Windows? A gig Jeff? No weed shah?

Not much. Holiday in a couple of weeks, so will watch the Haye fight. Going pub with in laws Sunday. You?

Supposed to be having dinner with ex tonight but I am not feeling it currently.

Why are you still seeing her? Are you getting to dip you wick or is it a sentiment thing?

Dunno. Not getting any no.

Have you considered not seeing her? If there's no chance of reconciliation, what's the point? You know it's going to hamper you if you finally meet someone else.

Alistair wrote:

seanmichaels wrote:

Alistair wrote:

seanmichaels wrote:

Rowley wrote:

seanmichaels wrote:Plans for the weekend? Rugger Windows? A gig Jeff? No weed shah?

Not much. Holiday in a couple of weeks, so will watch the Haye fight. Going pub with in laws Sunday. You?

Supposed to be having dinner with ex tonight but I am not feeling it currently.

Why are you still seeing her? Are you getting to dip you wick or is it a sentiment thing?

Dunno. Not getting any no.

Have you considered not seeing her? If there's no chance of reconciliation, what's the point? You know it's going to hamper you if you finally meet someone else.

That's a dig.

Unintentional!

I don't know what I want, probably why when I have gone out I have got blasted rather than tried to pull. No rush, what will be will be. Every relationship I have had has had a sort of strange twist of fate in it.

seanmichaels wrote:I don't know what I want, probably why when I have gone out I have got blasted rather than tried to pull. No rush, what will be will be. Every relationship I have had has had a sort of strange twist of fate in it.

I'm picturing that scene from the Crying Game.

If you'd broken down crying she would have left you completely. As it is she probably feels inadequate

superflyweight wrote:

seanmichaels wrote:I don't know what I want, probably why when I have gone out I have got blasted rather than tried to pull. No rush, what will be will be. Every relationship I have had has had a sort of strange twist of fate in it.

I'm picturing that scene from the Crying Game.

Went out with a psycho copper between 2004- early 2006. Liked her a lot but she really was mental. Bottled me in a club. Anyway the reason I met her was because I was a bit worse for wear and thought it was my housemate's current bird (they shared the same name). We swapped numbers and she was texting giving me a real dilemma. Obviously found out a few days later they weren't the same person but was a troubling time.

Definitely, incredibly troubling; it's a wonder you've managed to hold it together for so long.

I am a man of high morals when it comes to 'muff before mates'.

Shall we stage an intervention and get Sean a woman? Rowley would have to take the lead as being the only one who likes and is liked by his wife. Tino would qualify but he's being humped out of house and his savings by his lumberjack and sean is already struggling on that score.

seanmichaels wrote:

superflyweight wrote:

seanmichaels wrote:I don't know what I want, probably why when I have gone out I have got blasted rather than tried to pull. No rush, what will be will be. Every relationship I have had has had a sort of strange twist of fate in it.

I'm picturing that scene from the Crying Game.

Went out with a psycho copper between 2004- early 2006. Liked her a lot but she really was mental. Bottled me in a club. Anyway the reason I met her was because I was a bit worse for wear and thought it was my housemate's current bird (they shared the same name). We swapped numbers and she was texting giving me a real dilemma. Obviously found out a few days later they weren't the same person but was a troubling time.

Why did she bottle you? Leaving out critical information.

[quote="ShahenshahG"]Rowley would have to take the lead as being the only one who likes and is liked by his wife. quote]



That is probably true amongst my mates as well.

ShahenshahG wrote:

Why did she bottle you? Leaving out critical information.

I was in a club and my step sister came over and hugged me as it was my birthday. She ran up and kind of thrust the thin end of the bottle into my forehead. Had a sort of cut / bruise in the shape of a smile. I looked ridiculous for a week.

seanmichaels wrote:

ShahenshahG wrote:

Why did she bottle you? Leaving out critical information.

I was in a club and my step sister came over and hugged me as it was my birthday. She ran up and kind of thrust the thin end of the bottle into my forehead. Had a sort of cut / bruise in the shape of a smile. I looked ridiculous for a week.

What was your excuse for the rest of your life?

ShahenshahG wrote:
Rowley would have to take the lead as being the only one who likes and is liked by his wife.

Do you have any concept how hard it was finding a woman for myself Shah? You now want me to focus my efforts on a drunken Jorgen Klopp look-a-like who dresses like a pensioner and possesses all the wit and charm of gout. You are seriously over estimating both my talents and the amount of spare time I have.

Who is going to replace Tina as my favourite whilst he's on his hols?

Hell's teeth, I might have to just wait until he comes back.

...and don't think I haven't noticed your conversations about clothing...what the WTF is wrong with the lot of you? Black t-shirt with obscure metal band logo (the spikier the better), black jeans or combat pants, heavy boots....sorted.

Fluffy c*nts, the lot of ya....except Tina who, as I may have mentioned, is my favourite

Rowley wrote:

ShahenshahG wrote:
Rowley would have to take the lead as being the only one who likes and is liked by his wife.

Do you have any concept how hard it was finding a woman for myself Shah? You now want me to focus my efforts on a drunken Jorgen Klopp look-a-like who dresses like a pensioner and possesses all the wit and charm of gout. You are seriously over estimating both my talents and the amount of spare time I have.

Whilst also completely failing to understand that there is NO woman in the world THAT desperate, Shah.

Rowley wrote:

ShahenshahG wrote:
Rowley would have to take the lead as being the only one who likes and is liked by his wife.

Do you have any concept how hard it was finding a woman for myself Shah? You now want me to focus my efforts on a drunken Jorgen Klopp look-a-like who dresses like a pensioner and possesses all the wit and charm of gout. You are seriously over estimating both my talents and the amount of spare time I have.

Come now. Try try try again. That is the attitude you should have. Granted it hasn't worked for Sean but he is as you said about as attractive as an std. Just give it 5 months of effort and if as we suspect we are thwarted I promise to black him up and get him adopted by Madonna.

DAVE667 wrote:

Rowley wrote:

ShahenshahG wrote:
Rowley would have to take the lead as being the only one who likes and is liked by his wife.

Do you have any concept how hard it was finding a woman for myself Shah? You now want me to focus my efforts on a drunken Jorgen Klopp look-a-like who dresses like a pensioner and possesses all the wit and charm of gout. You are seriously over estimating both my talents and the amount of spare time I have.

Whilst also completely failing to understand that there is NO woman in the world THAT desperate, Shah.

If John Prescott can get married AND have a bit on the side. Surely...there must be one. I'd give him my own one but I'm incapable of being that malicious to either her or him.

Isn't wearing a band t-shirt only one step up from a football strip?

So what you're saying Shah is if we can get Sean elected Deputy Prime Minister there is a chance?

I guess it gives us something to work on.

superflyweight wrote:Isn't wearing a band t-shirt only one step up from a football strip?    

Pretty much.

superflyweight wrote:Isn't wearing a band t-shirt only one step up from a football strip?    

....it's for Sean.

Rowley wrote:So what you're saying Shah is if we can get Sean elected Deputy Prime Minister there is a chance?

I guess it gives us something to work on.

L*l out loud

When the bar girl is pulling something else other than my pints I'll be the one laughing. Visigoths.

seanmichaels wrote:When the bar girl is pulling something else other than my pints I'll be the one laughing. Visigoths.

You mean when she's pulling your leg?

ShahenshahG wrote:

seanmichaels wrote:When the bar girl is pulling something else other than my pints I'll be the one laughing. Visigoths.

You mean when she's pulling your leg?

Pulling the phone to her ear to report you for harassment?

Smoking my hampton.

seanmichaels wrote:Smoking my hampton.

Have you got a beehive in there?

seanmichaels wrote:Smoking my hampton.

Pulled Pork?

Single barreled pump action yoghurt rifle

seanmichaels wrote:Single barreled pump action yoghurt rifle

What you affectionately call an anal probe?

Sean is the only person who has ever watched The Office and considered Finchy a role model.

Rowley wrote:Sean is the only person who has ever watched The Office and considered Finchy a role model.

He's thrown a kettle over a pub. What have you ever done?

superflyweight wrote:

Rowley wrote:Sean is the only person who has ever watched The Office and considered Finchy a role model.

He's thrown a kettle over a pub. What have you ever done?

Paid for that kettle.

superflyweight wrote:

Rowley wrote:Sean is the only person who has ever watched The Office and considered Finchy a role model.

He's thrown a kettle over a pub. What have you ever done?

Lovely stuff.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mZVQmJVXDkk

This is your anthem sean

will have to check on my phone in a bit.