The Culture Cup Round x - Adam is a naughty naughty boy

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Dad passed away yesterday. Mowing a lawn at the time. Spent some time with him and very peaceful.

When do you find out, or are you waiting to see if it's a "rat's leaving a sinking ship scenario"?

The rats thing, because of the job I do, you can get a feel from the various contracts a budgets that are being discussed so just get a feel and make a call... Not the end of the world either way to be honest

My boss and his boss are too stubborn/stupid/inept* to leave

*inept in their current role and also quite possibly too inept to figure out HOW to quit.

Wouldn't want to be in charge, some men are born indifferent, some achieve indifference and some have indifference thrust upon them.

First amongst equals/All men are equal, some are just more equal than others

The idea that someone could be my "superior" is quite frankly, laughable.

Pick one, I don't care, I'm unhappy at work but I'd be unhappy anywhere cos I'm just an unpleasant, miserable friendless c*nt who has no desire to get to know people or anything about anything else.

I can't even be bothered to be apathetic!

I was going to leave this site but couldn't be bothered. It's not even raining either.

Got one of those micro splinters from some fiberglass yesterday. On the side of the thumb. Phucking annoying type of pain.
Can't even see it; it is that micro... so I don't know how (or where) to remove it. I can feel some micro pain when least expected when my thumb brushes against something. I'm reluctant to touch my nutsack or suchlike. Like a phucking stinging nettle or urtica dioica for the scientific minded amongst us.

I bet it will eventually kill me due to the toxic nature of the product. I'll keep you posted if it somehow manages to dislodge itself from my anatomy.

Morning gents, interesting times ahead, Tino and Jeff should be having fun at work today...

Fist notches

Morning rickoshine. This is what happens when you give northerners a vote. I suspect Boris being PM will bring it home to them

He does have a special connection to Bradford does Boris, it is his "common man" connection

He also speaks gibberish fluently, they will f*cking love him. Are there any immediate repercussions for your workplace rick?

No immediate Shah, but it is a German owned company so there will be down the line, will see what come out of it, you?

I work for Securitas, contracted out to this company so whatever happens here probably won't affect me personally. I'm not allowed to name it but its in the medical industry and fought off a massive bid from an american firm a couple years back. The american company was trying to shift its tax base here. Don't name it please, we get checked frequently by the Egyptian god of the sky screening firm. But I think in the short term - as is, in the mid term a shift to Europe. This building will probably close/hire out floors as the European team occupying a third of it will surely depart. Uncertain times ahead for all of us, except Rowley who is definitely going to get bummed by a million extra visas

Ah right, half of me can't understand why we give stupid people the vote, and the other half is genuinely intrigued to see what will happen next.

As much as I think it is totally the wrong decision, from an intellectual standpoint it is massive decision with huge implications, the type of which has not been seen for a long time, and will have many consequences both positive and negative globally and countryiwde, and we have a ring side seat for it.  Whether that is a good thing I doubt it, but there will be a lot of ripples and will be strange to see what they will affect.

I Know exactly what you mean. I woke up this morning full of energy wondering wtf happens now. I'm wondering whether I should make a career move into employment law. It's dull as f*ck but with the inevitable attempts to scrap regulations by the government and Boris's friends - it might provide the motivation I've hitherto lacked.

https://youtu.be/dfqPJp7Q7qE

On this dark day a bit of prime Grogan will cheer us up.

You're right shah. I have been royally bummed. I'll be busier than a bloke selling poppers at Sean's school reunion.

you should have written extra G's on the ballots Jeff

(G)In
or
(G)out

That way you could blame the muslims for a leave vote you racist b*stard Rick

Nah you guys are safe now mate, it is back to the eastern Europeans.

I reckon Northern Ireland will be back being fun for a while.

Johnson as prime minister is a depressing though. If anything good comes out of this Corbyn and his sub sixth form politics should now be gone.

It wouldn't surprise me if Corbyn is Prime minister by Christmas Jeff.

He is on sky currently. The man is an idiot.

I'm watching. How does being an idiot exclude him from becoming prime minister?

Morning all.

Don't you just love democracy in action.

The saddest thing is, there are no more insect facts. I agreed with Superfly to stop them if Leave won. That really hurts.

Anyway, I am strapping in for a choppy day.

You were sh*t at it. If there were any positives to be taken from this vote, they are thus:

Coxy is now not living in the same country as us.
You aren't spewing inaccurate facts about Ants from some ignorant redneck site.

ShahenshahG wrote:You were sh*t at it. If there were any positives to be taken from this vote, they are thus:

Coxy is now not living in the same country as us.
You aren't spewing inaccurate facts about Ants from some ignorant redneck site.

Thanks, Shah. It wouldn't have felt right if you'd been pleasant to me.

There are some tired looking kids here! Not me, I'm far too long in the tooth to pull all nighters but a few of the young bucks look like they are buzzing. No sleep and too much energy drink. They need to earn their stripes and this is one way of doing it.

I had a sneaky little punt on Leave winning and stuck some gold away. It's up $63 this morning. As David Brent would say, "every cloud".

The Welsh twitter tag throughout the Euro's has been #strongertogether and they voted out.

They're the biggest idiots in the world. Not so much turkey voting for Christmas as it is a sheep soliciting a bl*wjob from an alligator.

I think we need to get julius back here. That thread is too much stupid for him to handle. Tino, if you've got the CC 3.0 up your sleeve, now is the time.

ShahenshahG wrote:I think we need to get julius back here. That thread is too much stupid for him to handle. Tino, if you've got the CC 3.0 up your sleeve, now is the time.

He could be in too deep now...

rick_dagless wrote:

ShahenshahG wrote:I think we need to get julius back here. That thread is too much stupid for him to handle. Tino, if you've got the CC 3.0 up your sleeve, now is the time.

He could be in too deep now...

True I suspect this like the time that Prince died. Julius was inconsolable. So perhaps a quiz?

Morning Brexiteers,

The skies rained fire, an elderly man was savaged by his own dog, ragamuffin children were seen eating siblings and the Earth spewed forth pestilential demons who did wreak havoc upon the unwary and infirm.

That was just the drive past Holmewood (Rick will find that funny, the rest of you won't although I hold out hope that Tina gets the joke...he's my post-Brexit favourite, he was also my pre-Brexit favourite so leaving Europe hasn't affected me in any of the ways that matter!)

DAVE667 wrote:Morning Brexiteers,

The skies rained fire, an elderly man was savaged by his own dog, ragamuffin children were seen eating siblings and the Earth spewed forth pestilential demons who did wreak havoc upon the unwary and infirm.

That was just the drive past Holmewood (Rick will find that funny, the rest of you won't although I hold out hope that Tina gets the joke...he's my post-Brexit favourite, he was also my pre-Brexit favourite so leaving Europe hasn't affected me in any of the ways that matter!)

It's funny because it is true mate, I have to navigate West Bowling...

I may knock up a quiz later...

DAVE667 wrote:Morning Brexiteers,

The skies rained fire, an elderly man was savaged by his own dog, ragamuffin children were seen eating siblings and the Earth spewed forth pestilential demons who did wreak havoc upon the unwary and infirm.

That was just the drive past Holmewood (Rick will find that funny, the rest of you won't although I hold out hope that Tina gets the joke...he's my post-Brexit favourite, he was also my pre-Brexit favourite so leaving Europe hasn't affected me in any of the ways that matter!)

You and riCk are my favourites so I found it hilarious. Simply because you pair did.

No idea what or where Holmewood is but l*l out loud anyway.

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

DAVE667 wrote:Morning Brexiteers,

The skies rained fire, an elderly man was savaged by his own dog, ragamuffin children were seen eating siblings and the Earth spewed forth pestilential demons who did wreak havoc upon the unwary and infirm.

That was just the drive past Holmewood (Rick will find that funny, the rest of you won't although I hold out hope that Tina gets the joke...he's my post-Brexit favourite, he was also my pre-Brexit favourite so leaving Europe hasn't affected me in any of the ways that matter!)

You and riCk are my favourites so I found it hilarious.  Simply because you pair did.

No idea what or where Holmewood is but l*l out loud anyway.

It's a council estate, Syrian refugees have refused to be rehomed there as it's too much of a desolate violent, sh!thole

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:Morning all.

Don't you just love democracy in action.

The saddest thing is, there are no more insect facts.  I agreed with Superfly to stop them if Leave won.  That really hurts.

Anyway, I am strapping in for a choppy day.

I agreed to nothing.

Centipedes are the only arthropods known to have "poison claws" for subduing prey.

A morning asking understandably panicky, but no less stupid for that, emails from clients about how Brexit will effect them.

Thanks a lot Farage, I hope you're happy with yourself you rubber faced bell end. I don't do work on Fridays, everyone knows that.

Rowley wrote:A morning asking understandably panicky, but no less stupid for that, emails from clients about how Brexit will effect them.

Thanks a lot Farage, I hope you're happy with yourself you rubber faced bell end. I don't do work on Fridays, everyone knows that.

I am genuinely sick, already, of seeing his rubber frog face spouting hyperbole on my screens.

He has already backtracked on the NHS £350m promise the complete spunkbubble.

rick_dagless wrote:

Rowley wrote:A morning asking understandably panicky, but no less stupid for that, emails from clients about how Brexit will effect them.

Thanks a lot Farage, I hope you're happy with yourself you rubber faced bell end. I don't do work on Fridays, everyone knows that.

I am genuinely sick, already, of seeing his rubber frog face spouting hyperbole on my screens.

He has already backtracked on the NHS £350m promise the complete spunkbubble.  

But only because that money is going towards giving every bloke in Britain a shed with a built-in bar

DAVE667 wrote:

rick_dagless wrote:

Rowley wrote:A morning asking understandably panicky, but no less stupid for that, emails from clients about how Brexit will effect them.

Thanks a lot Farage, I hope you're happy with yourself you rubber faced bell end. I don't do work on Fridays, everyone knows that.

I am genuinely sick, already, of seeing his rubber frog face spouting hyperbole on my screens.

He has already backtracked on the NHS £350m promise the complete spunkbubble.  

But only because that money is going towards giving every bloke in Britain a shed with a built-in bar

Fair enough then DAVE, at least it is not being wasted.

rick_dagless wrote:

DAVE667 wrote:

rick_dagless wrote:

Rowley wrote:A morning asking understandably panicky, but no less stupid for that, emails from clients about how Brexit will effect them.

Thanks a lot Farage, I hope you're happy with yourself you rubber faced bell end. I don't do work on Fridays, everyone knows that.

I am genuinely sick, already, of seeing his rubber frog face spouting hyperbole on my screens.

He has already backtracked on the NHS £350m promise the complete spunkbubble.  

But only because that money is going towards giving every bloke in Britain a shed with a built-in bar

Fair enough then DAVE, at least it is not being wasted.

No, I'm going to be wasted!

Only on British craft ales I hope DAVE, you can get away with TROOPER...

Beef salad sandwich, proper British fare... 12/10

God, I wish I had some weed. Today is the deadest day in the deadest days of deadiness.

Chicken and Bacon pasta salad from The ASDA...chucked a load of chargrilled red pepper houmous on top. Got a big bag of Burton CHICKEN and Chips flavor snacks (in the classic newspaper wrapper) and a box of toffee doughnuts for the office to share. Washed down with Lucozade sport.

A very solid 8/10 (would have given it 9/10 but some **** left the radio on and all I can hear is reports of people "paying tribute to Cameron"...he resigned, he didn't f*cking die!)

DAVE667 wrote:Chicken and Bacon pasta salad from The ASDA...chucked a load of chargrilled red pepper houmous on top. Got a big bag of Burton CHICKEN and Chips flavor snacks (in the classic newspaper wrapper) and a box of toffee doughnuts for the office to share. Washed down with Lucozade sport.

A very solid 8/10 (would have given it 9/10 but some **** left the radio on and all I can hear is reports of people "paying tribute to Cameron"...he resigned, he didn't f*cking die!)

Sorry to be the bearer of bad news but i shagged Cameron Diaz to death last night. That's probably what the tribute is about.

ShahenshahG wrote:

DAVE667 wrote:Chicken and Bacon pasta salad from The ASDA...chucked a load of chargrilled red pepper houmous on top. Got a big bag of Burton CHICKEN and Chips flavor snacks (in the classic newspaper wrapper) and a box of toffee doughnuts for the office to share. Washed down with Lucozade sport.

A very solid 8/10 (would have given it 9/10 but some **** left the radio on and all I can hear is reports of people "paying tribute to Cameron"...he resigned, he didn't f*cking die!)

Sorry to be the bearer of bad news but i bored Cameron Diaz to death last night. That's probably what the tribute is about.

That's understandable (that she'd die of boredom, not that anyone would care about it happening)

JuliusHMarx wrote:

Duty281 wrote:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LnCvl2T_o5o

Never seen Peter Hitchens so happy and buoyant!

Not since his brother died anyway.

Thanks Julius. I'd been looking forward to that shake all day, it's now on the floor having been ejected from my nose

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

DAVE667 wrote:Morning Brexiteers,

The skies rained fire, an elderly man was savaged by his own dog, ragamuffin children were seen eating siblings and the Earth spewed forth pestilential demons who did wreak havoc upon the unwary and infirm.

That was just the drive past Holmewood (Rick will find that funny, the rest of you won't although I hold out hope that Tina gets the joke...he's my post-Brexit favourite, he was also my pre-Brexit favourite so leaving Europe hasn't affected me in any of the ways that matter!)

You and riCk are my favourites so I found it hilarious.  Simply because you pair did.

No idea what or where Holmewood is but l*l out loud anyway.

Come on, Tino, I know it's been a dramatic day but that's no reason to allow sloppiness into our language. I expect better grammar from you, of all people.

https://youtu.be/CsbYx6hevoQ

This was what happened, this very morning. Frak Frak Frak tosspots.

Safe European Home https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=ChDhkOm1lCg

Morning Notches. News gets worse as corbyn apparently survives coup, I was just f*cking joking, Rowley, don't let him become the actual prime minister!

Bloody hell. 7 am speech for Osborne. About 12 grams of cocaine went up his nose over the weekend I think.