The Culture Cup Round x - Adam is a naughty naughty boy

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I hope Jules is quick enough to get the thread split with one of his puns. Would hate it to be something tedious.

It's a year today since my Mum died so I've not been in the best of moods and I've got my second MRI scan in a couple of hours to find out if this cluster on my brain is something or nothing.

DAVE667 wrote:It's a year today since my Mum died so I've not been in the best of moods and I've got my second MRI scan in a couple of hours to find out if this cluster on my brain is something or nothing.

Do we get to name it then? (though let's hope it's nothing eh!)

Like I said, if it's a cluster of pointless, useless, irrelevant cells then I'm calling it Adam

If it is an irritant that is slowing down your cognitive functions, you can call it Duty.

If it's likely to kill me in as painful a manner as possible, I'll call it Shah

If it interferes with your memory and makes you forget simple things, yet remember your school days, you can call it Jules.

If it gets larger as you're looking at it, I'm calling it Tophat

All the best for the scan, Dave. Hope it's nothing.

On the plus side, Navy is the latest to crack on the EU referendum thread. The Aston Villa update seems to have been the turning point for him.

Cheers Super, sure everything will be fine, and if not, Rick's already promised to delete my entire browsing history for me.

If it makes you like Jazz and radox baths, you should probably consider a trip to Switzerland...

DAVE wrote:Cheers Super, sure everything will be fine, and if not, Rick's already promised to delete my entire browsing history for me.

I will be all over it mate.....

rick_dagless wrote:If it makes you like Jazz and radox baths, you should probably consider a trip to Switzerland...

DAVE wrote:Cheers Super, sure everything will be fine, and if not, Rick's already promised to delete my entire browsing history for me.

I will be all over it mate.....

I'll probably head straight for the hospital Pharmacy and take whatever I can get my hands on to get it over with.

Probably for the best mate...

Might just do it anyway...probably better than having to put up with my kids and this is the highest Liverpool will be in the League table all season so may as well go out relatively happy

DAVE667 wrote:

rick_dagless wrote:If it makes you like Jazz and radox baths, you should probably consider a trip to Switzerland...

DAVE wrote:Cheers Super, sure everything will be fine, and if not, Rick's already promised to delete my entire browsing history for me.

I will be all over it mate.....

I'll probably head straight for the hospital Pharmacy and take whatever I can get my hands on to get it over with.

Waste of a Death, I can give your death meaning, just be patient and when a suitably important event comes up, I will make sure U2 are performing with the Kardashian family as the special guests. You will be the only atheist to ever achieve the rapture.

ShahenshahG wrote:

DAVE667 wrote:

rick_dagless wrote:If it makes you like Jazz and radox baths, you should probably consider a trip to Switzerland...

DAVE wrote:Cheers Super, sure everything will be fine, and if not, Rick's already promised to delete my entire browsing history for me.

I will be all over it mate.....

I'll probably head straight for the hospital Pharmacy and take whatever I can get my hands on to get it over with.

Waste of a Death, I can give your death meaning, just be patient and when a suitably important event comes up, I will make sure U2 are performing with the Kardashian family as the special guests. You will be the only atheist to ever achieve the rapture.

Will you assist in supplying the "pyrotechnics"?

DAVE667 wrote:

ShahenshahG wrote:

DAVE667 wrote:

rick_dagless wrote:If it makes you like Jazz and radox baths, you should probably consider a trip to Switzerland...

DAVE wrote:Cheers Super, sure everything will be fine, and if not, Rick's already promised to delete my entire browsing history for me.

I will be all over it mate.....

I'll probably head straight for the hospital Pharmacy and take whatever I can get my hands on to get it over with.

Waste of a Death, I can give your death meaning, just be patient and when a suitably important event comes up, I will make sure U2 are performing with the Kardashian family as the special guests. You will be the only atheist to ever achieve the rapture.

Will you assist in supplying the "pyrotechnics"?

I have been stockpiling for many years, the Beijing opening ceremony will seem like a michaels fart* in comparison









*nonexistent because there is no enclosed space for it to gather

DAVE667 wrote:It's a year today since my Mum died so I've not been in the best of moods and I've got my second MRI scan in a couple of hours to find out if this cluster on my brain is something or nothing.

TSMR's granddad carked it yesterday. Good luck with the scan Dave. My brother had brain issues when he was a lot younger. Turned out it was a tumour, he nearly died, but I'm sure you'll be fine Dave.

Did he really Jeff?

Yes to whichever you're referring to.

The grandad, nearly died is the same as "winning" the silver medal. Condolences to TSMR, you wont forget to take a picture of the moment when she finds out what she received in the will?

We've already spent it mate. How the bleeding hell did you think we were paying for the house.

Rowley wrote:We've already spent it mate. How the bleeding hell did you think we were paying for the house.

I thought you'd posed nude for the rugby 7's calendar using an unnecessarily large candle to hide your modesty. You've got the rugby wives look about you.

Morning notches, Dead on here today.

'sup Shah, been dead on here for a while. How is life?

https://youtu.be/EQTFRq1hjtM

morning Rick, shah.

Morning Jeff.

All good, just fecking knackered and hungry as well. I need a few days off and I might just be in luck as my licence is expiring and my company has yet to pull its finger out of its a*se so it might not get renewed in time and I may get paid holidays without using my allowance. How about you? Morning Jeff.

Sounds like a win win, Shah.

I have just jebbed out of an offsite meeting today and sent a minion, so I may get some peace and quiet to write on the CC board get some work done.

So in danger of turning into a productive day.

Ha! Minions are gods way of saying if you want a job done right do it yourself but make sure that you make yourself look like gold by first assigning it to a t*rd. I have often benefited from this. Hunger now sated. Large hot chocolate, nut flapjack and a packet of crisps. 10/10

The minion is fairly adept and it will be a good experience for them. At least that is how I am justifying this.

Bit early for a dinner review Shah, what crisps were they to gain such a score?

Classic, Cheese and onion crisps but they always go well with chocolate. The best combo being Terry's chocolate orange with cheese and onion.

ShahenshahG wrote:Classic, Cheese and onion crisps but they always go well with chocolate. The best combo being Terry's chocolate orange with cheese and onion.

It pains me to admit that I'm tempted to try that out. I normally read what Shah's eaten and think "FFS that disgusting...and such a lot of food even for a fat c*nt!" but I'm massively hungover today and probably at a low ebb so my brain is allowing me to be tempted by all manner of dross today.

Spent about 30 mins in the MRI scanner yesterday (hey, it may have only been five but seemed like much longer) It wasn't quite wide enough to accommodate my shoulders properly so I was slightly scrunched up and the side of the tube was pressing on a nerve in my right elbow causing me to lose the sensation in my fingers. Got to the stage when I felt like asking if there was anybody there as I'd sung a fair few songs in my head to pass the time and felt was getting up to mixtape levels. Managed to keep my eyes closed the entire time as once you see just how close the walls are to your face, your brain screams "You've been buried alive!!!" a lot.

DAVE667 wrote: It wasn't quite wide enough to accommodate my shoulders properly

Whatever, Truss

Rowley wrote:

DAVE667 wrote: It wasn't quite wide enough to accommodate my shoulders properly

Whatever, Truss

Hey, I'm just a normal sized bloke I hate to think how some of these fatties would cope.

Politicians are idiots...

http://www.bbc.com/news/world-australia-37091391

Come on TLD sort it out/

Dave you rotund phucker, all that running won't help you if all you do is eat donuts all day. Even Rowley was moved to make a fat joke about you, this is a man who is given offerings and asked for blessings by devotees of ganesh walking past to collect their student visas.

It was not a fat joke. Truss is not fat.

The BRADFORD BEEFCAKE...

I hear "Beefcake" and all I can picture is Cartman from South Park who I assume looks exactly like TRUSS

That's what springs to my mind as well to be fair.

"Hey, I've got a good body and I'm gonna show it off. Beefcake, BEEFCAAAAAAAKE!!!"

you doing a poem for 15000 SERIAL?

I wasn't planning on it, I was going to just insult a few people...well, mainly Galted and Shah!

Think you need to do something different than insult me betamax Dave. It should be something out of the blue.

ShahenshahG wrote:Think you need to do something different than insult me betamax Dave.  It should be something out of the blue.

Just be overly nice to everyone on the boxing board.

rick_dagless wrote:

ShahenshahG wrote:Think you need to do something different than insult me betamax Dave.  It should be something out of the blue.

Just be overly nice to everyone on the boxing board.

I tried that about 8 years ago...it didn't work and I'm not sure enough water has passed under the bridge to have another go.

Tino, look on the grind your gears thread and be ashamed at what your frequent absences have done to Galted.

Yes, Tino. The Christians have radicalised me. I'm off to find some enemies so that I can pray for them.

Morning all, how we doing Shah/Jeff?