THE "Make your own Limerick up" THREAD

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For those of you just itchin' to wax lyrical.....

Just copy and paste the first and/or consecutive lines, and add your next one. (five lines in total)

One only though!

I'll start you off.

There once was goat from Llandudlow,

[littleswannygirl]

There once was a fella from Bakewell,
Who had a passion for hair gel ,
But he took it too far,
Got his head stuck in the jar,

[Kenny]

There once was a fella from Bakewell,
Who had a passion for hair gel ,
But he took it too far,
Got his head stuck in the jar,
But at party's what a story to tell.

[Luckless Pedestrian]

There once was a woman from France

[Pal Joey]

There once was a woman from France
Who took up pole dancing per chance,

[Solerina]

There once was a woman from France
Who took up pole dancing per chance,
But the pole was too rough,

[Luckless Pedestrian]

There once was a woman from France
Who took up pole dancing per chance,
But the pole was too rough,
And she injured her chuff,

[Pal Joey]

There once was a woman from France
Who took up pole dancing per chance,
But the pole was too rough,
And she injured her chuff,
Ar drot, ar drot i Fethlem...

[Luckless Pedestrian]

There once was a woman from France
Who took up pole dancing per chance,
But the pole was too rough,
And she injured her chuff,
Ar drot, ar drot i Fethlem...

[Pal Joey]

There once was a poet from Bangor,

[Solerina]

There once was a poet from Bangor,
Who lived in an aircraft hangar

[Luckless Pedestrian]

There once was a poet from Bangor,
Who lived in an aircraft hangar.
He was horny for planes,

[Pal Joey]

There once was a poet from Bangor,
Who lived in an aircraft hangar.
He was horny for planes,
So he'd often arrange,

[Luckless Pedestrian]

There once was a poet from Bangor,
Who lived in an aircraft hangar.
He was horny for planes,
So he'd often arrange,
To give them a wipe with his wanger.

[Solerina]

[littleswannygirl]

There once was a dingo named Reggie,

[Kenny]

There once was a dingo named Reggie,
Who was thrown out for being a veggie,

[Solerina]

There once was a dingo named Reggie,
Who was thrown out for being a veggie,
He thought meat was real bad,

[Kenny]

There once was a dingo named Reggie,
Who was thrown out for being a veggie,
He thought meat was real bad,
Which made the pack mad ,

[littleswannygirl]

There once was a dingo named Reggie,
Who was thrown out for being a veggie,
He thought meat was real bad,
Which made the pack mad ,
But collusion was forced with a wedgie.

[Kenny]

Dont laugh but im really quite happy ,

[Corporalhumblebucket]

Dont laugh but im really quite happy,
Blindfolded, head in a nappy.

[Kenny]

Dont laugh but im really quite happy,
Blindfolded, head in a nappy.
The smell is quite rank,

[Corporalhumblebucket]

Dont laugh but im really quite happy,
Blindfolded, head in a nappy.
The smell is quite rank,
The atmosphere's dank

[littleswannygirl]

Dont laugh but im really quite happy,
Blindfolded, head in a nappy.
The smell is quite rank,
The atmosphere's dank
I'm a niffy nappy satisfied chappy

[Corporalhumblebucket]

[littleswannygirl]

I was sat in the pub with a beer,

[Kenny]

I was sat in the pub with a beer,
When in walked a girl with one ear ,

[Corporalhumblebucket]

I was sat in the pub with a beer,
When in walked a girl with one ear,
The other, she said,

[Kenny]

I was sat in the pub with a beer,
When in walked a girl with one ear,
The other, she said,
Was at home by her bed ,

[Corporalhumblebucket]

I was sat in the pub with a beer,
When in walked a girl with one ear,
The other, she said,
Was at home by her bed ,
But I can still hear you, no fear.

[littleswannygirl]

A pygmy who lived in South Wales,

[Corporalhumblebucket]

A pygmy who lived in South Wales,
Did sleep on a bed of nails

[Kenny]

A pygmy who lived in South Wales,
Did sleep on a bed of nails,
She liked little pricks,

[Pal Joey]

A pygmy who lived in South Wales,
Did sleep on a bed of nails,
She liked little pricks,
Cuts, bruises and nicks,

[Luckless Pedestrian]

A pygmy who lived in South Wales,
Did sleep on a bed of nails,
She liked little pricks,
Cuts, bruises and nicks,
And filling her undies with snails.

[Kenny]

While sailing along in my boat ,

[Luckless Pedestrian]

While sailing along in my boat ,
I came across something of note:

[Kenny]

While sailing along in my boat ,
I came across something of note,
The girl she was cold and did shiver,

[Pal Joey]

While sailing along in my boat ,
I came across something of note,
The girl she was cold and did shiver,
But as I went for a long rope to give her,

[Kenny]

While sailing along in my boat ,
I came across something of note,
The girl she was cold and did shiver,
But as I went for a long rope to give her,
The throttle get caught on my coat .

[Pal Joey]

[Kenny]

I once knew a girl who could sing ,

[Pal Joey]

I once knew a girl who could sing ,
But only when covered in bling,

[Kenny]

I once knew a girl who could sing ,
But only when covered in bling,
So i gave her some gold ,

[Luckless Pedestrian]

I once knew a girl who could sing ,
But only when covered in bling,
So i gave her some gold ,
And a sceptre to hold,

[Pal Joey]

I once knew a girl who could sing ,
But only when covered in bling,
So i gave her some gold ,
And a sceptre to hold,
And sent her back to Woking.

[Kenny]

[Pal Joey]

If you ever get lost in a cave,

[Luckless Pedestrian]

If you ever get lost in a cave,
And you don't want to dig your own grave,

[Kenny]

If you ever get lost in a cave,
And you don't want to dig your own grave
Then carry a torch in your pocket,

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