THE "Make your own Limerick up" THREAD

by Guest Fri Feb 25, 2011 11:53 pm

First topic message reminder :

For those of you just itchin' to wax lyrical.....

Just copy and paste the first and/or consecutive lines, and add your next one. (five lines in total)

One only though!

I'll start you off.

There once was goat from Llandudlow,

by **Pal Joey** Mon Sep 05, 2011 9:35 am

Whilst visiting my aunty in Hove,
A pot bubbled and boiled on the stove.
I went out for more wood,

by The Galveston Giant Mon Sep 05, 2011 2:01 pm

Whilst visiting my aunty in Hove,
A pot bubbled and boiled on the stove.
I went out for more wood,
Came back and there stood,

by **Pal Joey** Mon Sep 05, 2011 2:07 pm

Whilst visiting my aunty in Hove,
A pot bubbled and boiled on the stove.
I went out for more wood,
Came back and there stood,
And watched the whole damn lot explode.

by **Kenny** Mon Sep 05, 2011 3:23 pm

There once was a lady from Oldham ,

by littleswannygirl Mon Sep 05, 2011 4:31 pm

There once was a lady from Oldham ,
Whose gardener was really quite loathsome,

by **Kenny** Mon Sep 05, 2011 8:54 pm

There once was a lady from Oldham ,
Whose gardener was really quite loathsome,
He burped and he farted ,

by littleswannygirl Mon Sep 05, 2011 9:11 pm

There once was a lady from Oldham ,
Whose gardener was really quite loathsome,
He burped and he farted ,
He wasn't for the faint hearted,

by **Kenny** Mon Sep 05, 2011 10:50 pm

There once was a lady from Oldham ,
Whose gardener was really quite loathsome,
He burped and he farted ,
He wasn't for the faint hearted,
He rolled his own bogeys then sold em.

by Corporalhumblebucket Mon Sep 05, 2011 11:08 pm

by **Kenny** Mon Sep 05, 2011 11:36 pm

I was searching my mind for a rhyme ,

by **Pal Joey** Tue Sep 06, 2011 1:34 am

I was searching my mind for a rhyme ,
And was fast running out of time,

by Luckless Pedestrian Tue Sep 06, 2011 8:49 am

I was searching my mind for a rhyme ,
And was fast running out of time,
So I dug out some Keats,

by **Kenny** Tue Sep 06, 2011 3:15 pm

I was searching my mind for a rhyme ,
And was fast running out of time,
So I dug out some Keats,
And some songs with back beats,

by **Pal Joey** Tue Sep 06, 2011 5:24 pm

I was searching my mind for a rhyme,
And was fast running out of time,
So I dug out some Keats,
And some songs with back beats,
Now I ask you: Is that a crime?

by **Kenny** Tue Sep 06, 2011 6:24 pm

by **Pal Joey** Tue Sep 06, 2011 6:35 pm

you like?

A pretty young dancer from Moscow,

by **Kenny** Tue Sep 06, 2011 7:25 pm

A pretty young dancer from Moscow,
Was seeing her partner called Roscoe,

by **Pal Joey** Wed Sep 07, 2011 12:09 am

A pretty young dancer from Moscow,
Was seeing her partner called Roscoe,
But Vladimir sprang from a cupboard,

by Luckless Pedestrian Wed Sep 07, 2011 8:36 am

A pretty young dancer from Moscow,
Was seeing her partner called Roscoe,
But Vladimir sprang from a cupboard,
The young dancer blubbered,

by **Pal Joey** Wed Sep 07, 2011 12:11 pm

A pretty young dancer from Moscow,
Was seeing her partner called Roscoe,
But Vladimir sprang from a cupboard,
The young dancer blubbered,
And said to them "One of you must go!"

by Luckless Pedestrian Wed Sep 07, 2011 12:16 pm

A drunk clown came staggering in,

by **Pal Joey** Wed Sep 07, 2011 12:18 pm

A drunk clown came staggering in,
Clutching a bottle of gin,

by Luckless Pedestrian Wed Sep 07, 2011 12:19 pm

A drunk clown came staggering in,
Clutching a bottle of gin,
He fell down the stairs,

by **Kenny** Wed Sep 07, 2011 2:26 pm

A drunk clown came staggering in,
Clutching a bottle of gin,
He fell down the stairs,
And crashed into chairs,

by **Pal Joey** Wed Sep 07, 2011 2:48 pm

A drunk clown came staggering in,
Clutching a bottle of gin,
He fell down the stairs,
And crashed into chairs,
Why the hell did I let him in?

by **Kenny** Wed Sep 07, 2011 2:51 pm

I was making punch for a party ,

by Corporalhumblebucket Wed Sep 07, 2011 9:40 pm

I was making punch for a party ,
Hoping it would make the guests hearty.

by **Kenny** Wed Sep 07, 2011 9:45 pm

I was making punch for a party ,
Hoping it would make the guests hearty.
As the spirits went in ,

by Corporalhumblebucket Wed Sep 07, 2011 11:01 pm

I was making punch for a party ,
Hoping it would make the guests hearty.
As the spirits went in,
Including several bottles of gin,

by littleswannygirl Wed Sep 07, 2011 11:04 pm

I was making punch for a party ,
Hoping it would make the guests hearty.
As the spirits went in,
Including several bottles of gin,
I fear it will make them farty.

by **Kenny** Wed Sep 07, 2011 11:06 pm

I was making punch for a party ,
Hoping it would make the guests hearty.
As the spirits went in,
Including several bottles of gin,
It made everyone behave more tarty

by **Pal Joey** Thu Sep 08, 2011 10:16 am

There once was a plumber from Dover,

by Luckless Pedestrian Thu Sep 08, 2011 11:30 am

There once was a plumber from Dover,
Who was speeding - the cops pulled him over,

by **Pal Joey** Thu Sep 08, 2011 12:04 pm

There once was a plumber from Dover,
Who was speeding - the cops pulled him over,
So he showed them his licence,

by Luckless Pedestrian Thu Sep 08, 2011 12:07 pm

There once was a plumber from Dover,
Who was speeding - the cops pulled him over,
So he showed them his licence,
And lit up some incense,

by **Pal Joey** Thu Sep 08, 2011 12:17 pm

There once was a plumber from Dover,
Who was speeding - the cops pulled him over,
So he showed them his licence,
And lit up some incense,
But unfortunately his dog got run over.

by **Kenny** Thu Sep 08, 2011 12:41 pm

The wind it was breezy and blowing ,

by **Pal Joey** Thu Sep 08, 2011 1:16 pm

The wind it was breezy and blowing ,
The clothesline was to-ing and fro-ing,

by **Kenny** Thu Sep 08, 2011 1:17 pm

The wind it was breezy and blowing ,
The clothesline was to-ing and fro-ing,
The pegs came adrift ,

by **Pal Joey** Thu Sep 08, 2011 3:53 pm

The wind it was breezy and blowing,
The clothesline was to-ing and fro-ing,
The pegs came adrift,
And some knickers did lift,

by Josiah Maiestas Thu Sep 08, 2011 4:22 pm

The wind it was breezy and blowing,
The clothesline was to-ing and fro-ing,
The pegs came adrift,
And some knickers did lift,
Yet my auntie was cheerfully sowing.

by littleswannygirl Thu Sep 08, 2011 4:49 pm

by **Kenny** Thu Sep 08, 2011 4:57 pm

Going out with a girl called Kate ,

by littleswannygirl Thu Sep 08, 2011 10:49 pm

Going out with a girl called Kate ,
To the zoo we went on a date,

by **Kenny** Thu Sep 08, 2011 11:06 pm

Going out with a girl called Kate ,
To the zoo we went on a date,
We were feeling quite frisky ,

by **Pal Joey** Fri Sep 09, 2011 7:01 am

Going out with a girl called Kate ,
To the zoo we went on a date,
We were feeling quite frisky ,
And decided to play risky,

by **Kenny** Fri Sep 09, 2011 12:17 pm

Going out with a girl called Kate ,
To the zoo we went on a date,
We were feeling quite frisky ,
And decided to play risky,
And do it behind a door marked Pri..vate

by Josiah Maiestas Fri Sep 09, 2011 4:02 pm

A young pretty lady called Sarah,

by **Kenny** Fri Sep 09, 2011 4:05 pm

A young pretty lady called Sarah,
Loved her job as a career ,

by **Pal Joey** Mon Sep 12, 2011 11:00 am

A young pretty lady called Sarah,
Loved her job as a carer,
Of people with need,

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