THE "Make your own Limerick up" THREAD

by Guest Fri 25 Feb 2011, 11:53 pm

First topic message reminder :

For those of you just itchin' to wax lyrical.....

Just copy and paste the first and/or consecutive lines, and add your next one. (five lines in total)

One only though!

I'll start you off.

There once was goat from Llandudlow,

by Josiah Maiestas Mon 12 Sep 2011, 4:11 pm

A young pretty lady called Sarah,
Loved her job as a carer,
Of people with need,
No matter what creed,

by **Pal Joey** Mon 12 Sep 2011, 4:15 pm

A young pretty lady called Sarah,
Loved her job as a carer,
Of people with need,
No matter what creed,
"Will that be Mastercard or Visa?"

by **Kenny** Mon 12 Sep 2011, 11:14 pm

Walk dont run said the teacher

by **Pal Joey** Mon 12 Sep 2011, 11:43 pm

Walk dont run said the teacher,
As the cheerleaders came down from the bleachers,

by **Kenny** Tue 13 Sep 2011, 12:16 am

Walk dont run said the teacher,
As the cheerleaders came down from the bleachers,
Their pom poms were shaking

by **Pal Joey** Tue 13 Sep 2011, 1:15 am

Walk dont run said the teacher,
As the cheerleaders came down from the bleachers,
Their pom poms were shaking,
The whole thing was quaking,

by **Kenny** Tue 13 Sep 2011, 2:59 pm

Walk dont run said the teacher,
As the cheerleaders came down from the bleachers,
Their pom poms were shaking,
The whole thing was quaking,
And one fell on the face of a preacher

by **Pal Joey** Tue 13 Sep 2011, 3:12 pm

I was waiting for your classic closer!

by **Kenny** Tue 13 Sep 2011, 3:17 pm

Have you ever been in Spain

by **Pal Joey** Tue 13 Sep 2011, 3:20 pm

Have you ever been in Spain,
Without an umbrella in the rain,

by **Kenny** Tue 13 Sep 2011, 3:26 pm

Have you ever been in Spain,
Without an umbrella in the rain,
When your soaked to the bone,

by **Pal Joey** Tue 13 Sep 2011, 4:21 pm

Have you ever been in Spain,
Without an umbrella in the rain,
When your soaked to the bone,
And you're still far from home,

by **Kenny** Tue 13 Sep 2011, 4:22 pm

Have you ever been in Spain,
Without an umbrella in the rain,
When your soaked to the bone,
And you're still far from home,
With no money left for the train .

by littleswannygirl Wed 14 Sep 2011, 3:16 pm

When you're standing in the queue at the checkout,

by **Pal Joey** Wed 14 Sep 2011, 3:19 pm

When you're standing in the queue at the checkout,
And you've just got correct notes and coins out,

by littleswannygirl Wed 14 Sep 2011, 11:13 pm

When you're standing in the queue at the checkout,
And you've just got correct notes and coins out,
Please be sure you don't sneeze,

by **Pal Joey** Thu 15 Sep 2011, 12:10 am

When you're standing in the queue at the checkout,
And you've just got correct notes and coins out,
Please be sure you don't sneeze,
Or the scanner might freeze,

by **Kenny** Thu 15 Sep 2011, 2:18 pm

When you're standing in the queue at the checkout,
And you've just got correct notes and coins out,
Please be sure you don't sneeze,
Or the scanner might freeze,
Overloading the fuses causing a blackout

by **Kenny** Fri 16 Sep 2011, 5:32 pm

I was walking with Tracy one day ,

by The Galveston Giant Fri 16 Sep 2011, 6:23 pm

I was walking with Tracy one day ,
For some reason i started to say,

by **Kenny** Fri 16 Sep 2011, 10:24 pm

I was walking with Tracy one day ,
For some reason i started to say,
Your lips like cheery's need licking ,

by Corporalhumblebucket Wed 21 Sep 2011, 9:53 pm

I was walking with Tracy one day ,
For some reason i started to say,
Your lips like cherries need licking ,
My pacemaker - I can hear it ticking.

by **Kenny** Wed 21 Sep 2011, 9:56 pm

I was walking with Tracy one day ,
For some reason i started to say,
Your lips like cherries need licking ,
My pacemaker - I can hear it ticking.
I could really fancy you if i were not gay

by Corporalhumblebucket Wed 21 Sep 2011, 10:01 pm

Out campaigning one day with Nick Clegg

by **Kenny** Wed 21 Sep 2011, 10:11 pm

Out campaigning one day with Nick Clegg,
A woman came at him waving a false leg ,

by Corporalhumblebucket Wed 21 Sep 2011, 10:17 pm

Out campaigning one day with Nick Clegg,
A woman came at him waving a false leg ,
Brandishing said limb up close

by **Kenny** Wed 21 Sep 2011, 10:20 pm

Out campaigning one day with Nick Clegg,
A woman came at him waving a false leg ,
Brandishing said limb up close,
It was clear she was suffering a dose

by Corporalhumblebucket Wed 21 Sep 2011, 10:29 pm

Out campaigning one day with Nick Clegg,
A woman came at him waving a false leg ,
Brandishing said limb up close,
It was clear she was suffering a dose -
Shall we say - of washing line short of a peg!

by **Kenny** Wed 21 Sep 2011, 10:36 pm

Calling outloud in your sleep

by Corporalhumblebucket Wed 21 Sep 2011, 10:40 pm

Calling outloud in your sleep
And flinging the bedclothes in a heap,

by **Kenny** Wed 21 Sep 2011, 10:59 pm

Calling outloud in your sleep
And flinging the bedclothes in a heap,
Makes your wife give you a dig

by Corporalhumblebucket Wed 21 Sep 2011, 11:05 pm

Calling outloud in your sleep
And flinging the bedclothes in a heap,
Makes your wife give you a dig
And frighten you with Kevin Keegan wig

by **Kenny** Wed 21 Sep 2011, 11:12 pm

Calling outloud in your sleep
And flinging the bedclothes in a heap,
Makes your wife give you a dig
And frighten you with Kevin Keegan wig ,
So you jump from the bed with a leap

by **Pal Joey** Thu 22 Sep 2011, 1:36 am

(time to pull out the Oprah mask Kenny...)

by **Kenny** Thu 22 Sep 2011, 12:16 pm

I'm so looking forward to cake ,

by Corporalhumblebucket Thu 22 Sep 2011, 9:29 pm

I'm so looking forward to cake ,
But first I must learn how to bake.

by **Kenny** Thu 22 Sep 2011, 10:15 pm

I'm so looking forward to cake ,
But first I must learn how to bake.
When mixing im fingers and thumbs

by Corporalhumblebucket Thu 22 Sep 2011, 10:20 pm

I'm so looking forward to cake ,
But first I must learn how to bake.
When mixing i'm fingers and thumbs
In the hope it will lead to some crumbs.

by **Kenny** Thu 22 Sep 2011, 10:28 pm

I'm so looking forward to cake ,
But first I must learn how to bake.
When mixing i'm fingers and thumbs
In the hope it will lead to some crumbs.
From the the cake im hoping to make

by **Kenny** Fri 30 Sep 2011, 2:10 am

While waiting for the doctor to call

by **Pal Joey** Fri 30 Sep 2011, 8:53 am

While waiting for the doctor to call
I slipped on a ping pong ball,

by **Kenny** Fri 30 Sep 2011, 11:38 am

While waiting for the doctor to call
I slipped on a ping pong ball,
I got a pain in my back ,

by Luckless Pedestrian Fri 30 Sep 2011, 11:47 am

While waiting for the doctor to call
I slipped on a ping pong ball,
I got a pain in my back,
The ball wedged up my crack,

by **Kenny** Fri 30 Sep 2011, 11:49 am

While waiting for the doctor to call
I slipped on a ping pong ball,
I got a pain in my back,
The ball wedged up my crack,
Then shot out and bounced off a wall

by Luckless Pedestrian Fri 30 Sep 2011, 11:58 am

My cousin was coming to stay,

by President Trump Fri 30 Sep 2011, 12:11 pm

My cousin was coming to stay
He smells but I said ok

by Luckless Pedestrian Fri 30 Sep 2011, 12:12 pm

My cousin was coming to stay
He smells but I said ok.
But he got a bit frisky,

by **Kenny** Fri 30 Sep 2011, 3:51 pm

My cousin was coming to stay
He smells but I said ok.
But he got a bit frisky,
After drinking some whiskey

by President Trump Fri 30 Sep 2011, 4:33 pm

My cousin was coming to stay
He smells but I said ok.
But he got a bit frisky,
After drinking some whiskey
Im so glad that I am gay

by Luckless Pedestrian Fri 30 Sep 2011, 4:40 pm

You heard it here first! Wink

One morning I went to the doctor,

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