The "Make Your Own Limerick Up" Thread

by **Pal Joey** Tue 4 Oct - 12:20

First topic message reminder :

THE "Make your own Limerick up" THREAD
by Jubbahey on Sat 26 Feb 2011, 10:53 am

For those of you just itchin' to wax lyrical.....

Just copy and paste the first and/or consecutive lines, and add your next one. (five lines in total)

One only though!

I'll start you off.

There was an old sailor from Crewe,

by **Kenny** Sun 4 Dec - 17:12

A girl with a face full of zits,
Had a web page that hadn't had any hits

by Corporalhumblebucket Sun 4 Dec - 18:12

Doon the Water wrote:Weston super Mare is quite grand,

That's stretching the trade descriptions Act a fair bit Shocked

A girl with a face full of zits,
Had a web page that hadn't had any hits
She came up with a plan

by Solerina Sun 4 Dec - 20:34

A girl with a face full of zits,
Had a web page that hadn't had any hits
She came up with a plan,
To find a new man,

by Corporalhumblebucket Sun 4 Dec - 21:07

A girl with a face full of zits,
Had a web page that hadn't had any hits
She came up with a plan,
To find a new man,
But, sadly, he too, was the pits.

by **Kenny** Sun 4 Dec - 22:53

Sally said take me to dinner

by Solerina Mon 5 Dec - 12:04

Sally said take me to dinner,
But I wanted to help her get thinner,

by **Pal Joey** Mon 5 Dec - 13:31

Sally said take me to dinner,
But I wanted to help her get thinner,
So when the water cress arrived,

by Luckless Pedestrian Mon 5 Dec - 13:36

Sally said take me to dinner,
But I wanted to help her get thinner,
So when the water cress arrived,
I somehow contrived

by Doon the Water Mon 5 Dec - 18:31

Sally said take me to dinner,
But I wanted to help her get thinner,
So when the water cress arrived,
I somehow contrived
To look like Michael Winner

by Doon the Water Tue 6 Dec - 9:27

Len said 'I'll give it SEVEN',

by President Trump Tue 6 Dec - 10:01

Len said 'I'll give it SEVEN'
When looking down at his wife from heaven

by JPX Tue 6 Dec - 10:10

Len said 'I'll give it SEVEN'
When looking down at his wife from heaven
The outfit was to his taste

by Luckless Pedestrian Tue 6 Dec - 11:48

Len said 'I'll give it SEVEN'
When looking down at his wife from heaven
The outfit was to his taste
(She was smeared in fish paste)

by **Kenny** Tue 6 Dec - 15:57

Len said 'I'll give it SEVEN'
When looking down at his wife from heaven
The outfit was to his taste
(She was smeared in fish paste)
But was swallowed by a sharks off south Devon

by **Kenny** Thu 8 Dec - 14:28

The wind had really got up ,

by President Trump Thu 8 Dec - 14:50

The wind had really got up ,
It was so strong it launched my pup

by **Kenny** Thu 8 Dec - 15:03

The wind had really got up ,
It was so strong it launched my pup,
the poor thing was crying

by President Trump Thu 8 Dec - 15:05

The wind had really got up ,
It was so strong it launched my pup,
the poor thing was crying
as the wind had him flying

by **Kenny** Thu 8 Dec - 15:11

The wind had really got up ,
It was so strong it launched my pup,
the poor thing was crying
as the wind had him flying
But in the kite competition he won the Cup

by President Trump Thu 8 Dec - 15:15

The car was unwilling to stop

by **Kenny** Thu 8 Dec - 17:01

The car was unwilling to stop ,
So the tyres i decided to pop

by President Trump Thu 8 Dec - 17:07

The car was unwilling to stop ,
So the tyres i decided to pop
It swayed and it spun

by **Kenny** Thu 8 Dec - 17:08

The car was unwilling to stop ,
So the tyres i decided to pop
It swayed and it spun
Then the driver did run

by Doon the Water Thu 8 Dec - 18:22

The car was unwilling to stop ,
So the tyres i decided to pop
It swayed and it spun
Then the driver did run
Chased down the road by a cop.

by Doon the Water Thu 8 Dec - 18:23

As I boarded the bus to Mallaig,

by Corporalhumblebucket Thu 8 Dec - 21:50

As I boarded the bus to Mallaig,
I left off a stink bomb, as I'd promised Craig.

by **Pal Joey** Fri 9 Dec - 0:29

As I boarded the bus to Mallaig,
I left off a stink bomb, as I'd promised Craig.
But when the driver noticed the stench,

by **Kenny** Fri 9 Dec - 9:00

As I boarded the bus to Mallaig,
I left off a stink bomb, as I'd promised Craig.
But when the driver noticed the stench,
He got out his seat carrying a wrench ,

by **Pal Joey** Fri 9 Dec - 9:04

As I boarded the bus to Mallaig,
I left off a stink bomb, as I'd promised Craig.
But when the driver noticed the stench,
He got out his seat carrying a wrench ,
To collect the fare I hadn't paid.

by Luckless Pedestrian Fri 9 Dec - 9:06

I'd just finished building my snowman

by **Pal Joey** Fri 9 Dec - 9:12

I'd just finished building my snowman,
When the postman lost control of his van,

by **Kenny** Fri 9 Dec - 9:24

I'd just finished building my snowman,
When the postman lost control of his van,
he struck it with a mighty great blow

by Doon the Water Fri 9 Dec - 9:50

I'd just finished building my snowman,
When the postman lost control of his van,
he struck it with a mighty great blow
That made his nose glow

by **Kenny** Fri 9 Dec - 10:14

I'd just finished building my snowman,
When the postman lost control of his van,
he struck it with a mighty great blow
That made his nose glow
And left the snowman as flat as a pan

by **Kenny** Fri 9 Dec - 15:46

Father Christmas said what would you like ,

by Doon the Water Fri 9 Dec - 17:20

Father Christmas said what would you like ,
And I said a Harley bike,

by **Pal Joey** Fri 9 Dec - 21:49

Father Christmas said what would you like ,
And I said a Harley bike,
So when the fog cleared,

by **Kenny** Fri 9 Dec - 22:36

Father Christmas said what would you like ,
And I said a Harley bike,
So when the fog cleared,
A Hog had just appeared

by **Pal Joey** Sat 10 Dec - 6:19

Father Christmas said what would you like ,
And I said a Harley bike,
So when the fog cleared,
A Hog had just appeared
Balancing precariously upon a trike.

by **Kenny** Sat 10 Dec - 9:44

Sitting and reading a book

by **Pal Joey** Sat 10 Dec - 10:05

Sitting and reading a book,
About fishing, fly-tying and hooks,

by **Kenny** Sat 10 Dec - 10:11

Sitting and reading a book,
About fishing, fly-tying and hooks,
I picked one i wanted to try

by **Pal Joey** Sat 10 Dec - 10:19

Sitting and reading a book,
About fishing, fly-tying and hooks,
I picked one i wanted to try,
But a whole day went by,

by **Kenny** Sat 10 Dec - 10:21

Sitting and reading a book,
About fishing, fly-tying and hooks,
I picked one i wanted to try,
But a whole day went by,
Before the feathers and glue had stuck

by **Pal Joey** Sat 10 Dec - 10:24

The once was a gymnast from Sofia,

by **Kenny** Sat 10 Dec - 10:27

The once was a gymnast from Sofia,
Who looked great in her tight lycra gear

by **Pal Joey** Sat 10 Dec - 10:29

The once was a gymnast from Sofia,
Who looked great in her tight lycra gear,
She performed with such grace,

by Corporalhumblebucket Sat 10 Dec - 11:51

The once was a gymnast from Sofia,
Who looked great in her tight lycra gear,
She performed with such grace,
With such elegance and pace.

by **Kenny** Sat 10 Dec - 11:54

The once was a gymnast from Sofia,
Who looked great in her tight lycra gear,
She performed with such grace,
With such elegance and pace.
Until a really bad case of Diarrhea

by Corporalhumblebucket Sat 10 Dec - 12:03

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