The "Make Your Own Limerick Up" Thread

by **Pal Joey** Tue 04 Oct 2011, 12:20 pm

First topic message reminder :

THE "Make your own Limerick up" THREAD
by Jubbahey on Sat 26 Feb 2011, 10:53 am

For those of you just itchin' to wax lyrical.....

Just copy and paste the first and/or consecutive lines, and add your next one. (five lines in total)

One only though!

I'll start you off.

There was an old sailor from Crewe,

by **Kenny** Tue 20 Dec 2011, 4:02 pm

I always seem to lose one sock
The other i wear on my c0ck
It itches when I walk
I wish it could talk

by President Trump Tue 20 Dec 2011, 4:11 pm

I always seem to lose one sock
The other i wear on my c0ck
It itches when I walk
I wish it could talk
And have a voice like a hardened Jock

by **Kenny** Tue 20 Dec 2011, 10:16 pm

Excellent

by Doon the Water Wed 21 Dec 2011, 8:52 am

The penguins were starting to fight,

by **Kenny** Wed 21 Dec 2011, 9:21 am

The penguins were starting to fight,
as the sun went down for the night

by MtotheC's Wrasslin Biatch Wed 21 Dec 2011, 9:25 am

The penguins were starting to fight,
as the sun went down for the night,
David Attenborough filmed them,

by **Kenny** Wed 21 Dec 2011, 9:27 am

The penguins were starting to fight,
as the sun went down for the night,
David Attenborough filmed them,
As the whales came to eat em

by MtotheC's Wrasslin Biatch Wed 21 Dec 2011, 9:31 am

The penguins were starting to fight,
as the sun went down for the night,
David Attenborough filmed them,
As the whales came to eat em
But missed a polar bear wearing fishnet tights

by President Trump Wed 21 Dec 2011, 11:04 am

One night at the strip club

by **Kenny** Wed 21 Dec 2011, 11:06 am

One night at the strip club
I'd paid for a private rub

by MtotheC's Wrasslin Biatch Wed 21 Dec 2011, 11:07 am

One night at the strip club
I'd paid for a private rub
She was a bit of a minger

by **Kenny** Wed 21 Dec 2011, 11:09 am

One night at the strip club
I'd paid for a private rub
She was a bit of a minger
but i tried to finger her ringer

by MtotheC's Wrasslin Biatch Wed 21 Dec 2011, 11:13 am

One night at the strip club
I'd paid for a private rub
She was a bit of a minger
but i tried to finger her ringer
Even though Shirley lets me do it for free down the pub

by President Trump Wed 21 Dec 2011, 11:14 am

Your quick off the mark this morning lads

I looked up at the sun

by MtotheC's Wrasslin Biatch Wed 21 Dec 2011, 11:36 am

I looked up at the sun
I thought it would be a bit of fun

by **Kenny** Wed 21 Dec 2011, 11:37 am

I looked up at the sun
I thought it would be a bit of fun
To burn ants with a magnifying glass

by MtotheC's Wrasslin Biatch Wed 21 Dec 2011, 11:41 am

I looked up at the sun
I thought it would be a bit of fun
To burn ants with a magnifying glass
And set fire to a bunny rabbit's ass

by **Pal Joey** Wed 21 Dec 2011, 12:35 pm

I looked up at the sun
I thought it would be a bit of fun
To burn ants with a magnifying glass
And set fire to a bunny rabbit's ass
Not to mention blast frogs to kingdom come

by Doon the Water Wed 21 Dec 2011, 12:54 pm

Glencoe was blocked with snow,

by President Trump Wed 21 Dec 2011, 1:11 pm

Glencoe was blocked with snow
So I had nowhere to go

by XR Wed 21 Dec 2011, 1:52 pm

The once was a lady from Gwent
Who struggled to afford the rent

by **Pal Joey** Wed 21 Dec 2011, 1:56 pm

gc, you're the next line after Dicey above.... one line each, 5 lines total.
(oh I see, you picked up the first line from the bottom of page 1. Happens to the best of us sometimes!) Laugh

by XR Wed 21 Dec 2011, 2:02 pm

woops. Wondered why nobody had responded for ages Laugh

Glencoe was blocked with snow
So I had nowhere to go
I got out the Cluedo

by Danny Balboa 316 Wed 21 Dec 2011, 2:09 pm

Glencoe was blocked with snow
So I had nowhere to go
I got out the Cluedo
Monopoly, and Ludo

by President Trump Wed 21 Dec 2011, 2:30 pm

Glencoe was blocked with snow
So I had nowhere to go
I got out the Cluedo
Monopoly, and Ludo
I won but had no one to show

by XR Wed 21 Dec 2011, 2:38 pm

by Guest Wed 21 Dec 2011, 3:34 pm

I watched an old film one day

by President Trump Wed 21 Dec 2011, 3:51 pm

I watched an old film one day
And Celtic were playing away

by Doon the Water Wed 21 Dec 2011, 6:06 pm

I watched an old film one day
And Celtic were playing away
Twas at Inverness Caledonia Thistle,

by **Kenny** Wed 21 Dec 2011, 6:26 pm

I watched an old film one day
And Celtic were playing away
Twas at Inverness Caledonia Thistle,
an unbelievable score at the whistle

by Doon the Water Wed 21 Dec 2011, 7:18 pm

I watched an old film one day
And Celtic were playing away
Twas at Inverness Caledonia Thistle,
an unbelievable score at the whistle
It was totally Supercallygoballistically

by Doon the Water Wed 21 Dec 2011, 10:24 pm

Camilla was down at the bookies,

by littleswannygirl Thu 22 Dec 2011, 12:06 am

Camilla was down at the bookies,
Whilst pondering the odds she ate cookies,

by XR Thu 22 Dec 2011, 9:04 am

Camilla was down at the bookies,
Whilst pondering the odds she ate cookies,
She came first, second & third

by **Kenny** Thu 22 Dec 2011, 9:28 am

Camilla was down at the bookies,
Whilst pondering the odds she ate cookies,
She came first, second & third
then went for chocolate chipped turd

by MtotheC's Wrasslin Biatch Thu 22 Dec 2011, 10:55 am

Camilla was down at the bookies,
Whilst pondering the odds she ate cookies,
She came first, second & third
then went for chocolate chipped turd
Charles always inspects her dookies

by President Trump Thu 22 Dec 2011, 12:14 pm

Christmas is close at hand

by Luckless Pedestrian Thu 22 Dec 2011, 12:22 pm

Christmas is close at hand
And I'm thinking of hiring a band

by President Trump Thu 22 Dec 2011, 12:25 pm

Christmas is close at hand
And I'm thinking of hiring a band
The party's tonight

by MtotheC's Wrasslin Biatch Thu 22 Dec 2011, 12:35 pm

Christmas is close at hand
And I'm thinking of hiring a band
The party's tonight
But the budget is tight

by Luckless Pedestrian Thu 22 Dec 2011, 12:38 pm

Christmas is close at hand
And I'm thinking of hiring a band
The party's tonight
But the budget is tight
So I'll play my pink oboe by hand.

by MtotheC's Wrasslin Biatch Thu 22 Dec 2011, 12:39 pm

by XR Thu 22 Dec 2011, 1:19 pm

by President Trump Thu 22 Dec 2011, 1:26 pm

Her baps where hot and sticky

by **Pal Joey** Thu 22 Dec 2011, 8:52 pm

Her baps where hot and sticky
So manoeuvring was rather tricky

by Luckless Pedestrian Fri 23 Dec 2011, 6:41 am

Her baps where hot and sticky
So manoeuvring was rather tricky,
But I got in behind her

by XR Fri 23 Dec 2011, 9:46 am

Her baps where hot and sticky
So manoeuvring was rather tricky,
But I got in behind her
Then had to remind her

by **Pal Joey** Fri 23 Dec 2011, 10:40 am

Her baps where hot and sticky
So manoeuvring was rather tricky,
But I got in behind her
Then had to remind her
The oven door was sort of slippery

by Danny Balboa 316 Fri 23 Dec 2011, 11:58 am

I was tucking in to my Dinner

by **Pal Joey** Fri 23 Dec 2011, 12:44 pm

I was tucking in to my Dinner
When the lights went suddenly dimmer

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