Random Factor... Like A Tractor

by **Pal Joey** Sun 11 Dec 2011, 12:05 pm

Random factor, like a tractor...
by luckless_pedestrian on Sat 28 May 2011, 5:06 pm

Hello. Following its roaring success on the old 606 (winner of six Luckies*) I thought I'd provide a space on 606v2 for you to post any irrelevant little things you fancy sharing.

I'll start: I've always had trouble with the line 'Love grows where my Rosemary goes.' If they'd chosen another name like Anne or Susan there'd be no problem, but rosemary's a herb so it could be 'Love goes where my rosemary grows.'

by **Pal Joey** Sun 11 Dec 2011, 12:09 pm

...so do you want a luke-warm coffee or a glass of tap water?

by dogtooth Sun 11 Dec 2011, 1:59 pm

liquorice?

by Glas a du Sun 11 Dec 2011, 8:28 pm

Lick your own rice.

by **Pal Joey** Sun 11 Dec 2011, 10:20 pm

You can be very irrigating sometimes...

by SubsBench Sun 11 Dec 2011, 10:24 pm

He can be very draining.

by **Pal Joey** Sun 11 Dec 2011, 10:26 pm

He can really boil my long grains.

by dogtooth Mon 12 Dec 2011, 9:29 am

Glas a du wrote:Lick your own rice.

is quoting alowed in the tractor?

by Glas a du Mon 12 Dec 2011, 11:17 am

Anything goes here my friend Very Happy

by Glas a du Mon 12 Dec 2011, 11:59 am

"a long long time ago,
I can still remember how 'the Music' used to make me smile,
and I knew if I had my chance,
I could make those people spend hours on end on the internet trying to work out what the words of this very long song who most people cant remember more than two verses of actually mean..." music

by dogtooth Mon 12 Dec 2011, 12:55 pm

In olden days, a glimpse of stocking
Was looked on as something shocking.
But now, God knows,

Glas a du wrote:Anything goes here my friend

by dogtooth Mon 12 Dec 2011, 12:56 pm

Glas a du wrote:liquorice goes here my friend

by Glas a du Mon 12 Dec 2011, 5:15 pm

ahem

anyway

Oh Holy Night! The lights are sh!tely brining ... music

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by dogtooth Wed 14 Dec 2011, 9:48 am

i am the thread killer!

by Luckless Pedestrian Wed 14 Dec 2011, 10:32 am

I am Iron Man.

by **Pal Joey** Wed 14 Dec 2011, 10:35 am

I am Pegasus Wales

by Luckless Pedestrian Wed 14 Dec 2011, 10:38 am

My name is Princess Michael of Kent and I am funky.

by **Pal Joey** Wed 14 Dec 2011, 10:42 am

Sorry... we seem to be booked out at the moment. We do have a spare utility room in the Annex, however...

by Glas a du Wed 14 Dec 2011, 11:09 am

Joseph: "eh! You expect me to believe that! Who was he!"

by Luckless Pedestrian Wed 14 Dec 2011, 11:10 am

"There is an animal called a balm, or did I dream it..."

by Glas a du Wed 14 Dec 2011, 11:12 am

dogtooth wrote:

i am the thread killer!

Are you the gimp that stole Christmas? bah

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by Luckless Pedestrian Wed 14 Dec 2011, 11:30 am

Pig male Ian.

by Glas a du Wed 14 Dec 2011, 11:46 am

Smelt it baaaabyy!

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by Luckless Pedestrian Wed 14 Dec 2011, 11:48 am

David Platt on a hot tin roof.

by Luckless Pedestrian Wed 14 Dec 2011, 5:31 pm

LLANELLI.

Noel, noel, noel, noel... music

ANEI.

by **Pal Joey** Fri 16 Dec 2011, 9:10 pm

GaDiGaL DrEaMiNg....

by Glas a du Fri 16 Dec 2011, 10:13 pm

hey pretty baby won't you blast my furnace coz momma I'm sure hot to handle now yes sir I am... music

by Luckless Pedestrian Fri 16 Dec 2011, 11:09 pm

I want a car. Ta.

by **Pal Joey** Sat 17 Dec 2011, 5:20 am

I want a racing bike.

by Glas a du Sun 18 Dec 2011, 8:10 am

I want my own farm.

by Luckless Pedestrian Sun 18 Dec 2011, 9:02 am

I want to be alone.

by Glas a du Sun 18 Dec 2011, 9:03 am

Careful, this cosmic ordering service may be more successful than you think!

by Luckless Pedestrian Sun 18 Dec 2011, 9:06 am

Maybe I should just ask for one of those lovely blouses Noel Edmonds wears.

by **Pal Joey** Sun 18 Dec 2011, 9:25 am

I wish for a pony named Quilty... but he must be friendly with hyperactive children.

by Glas a du Sun 18 Dec 2011, 9:25 am

Deal or no deal - 16 chavs, a banker and a soloist

by **Pal Joey** Sun 18 Dec 2011, 9:31 am

Do we have to pick one... or can we pass?
(On second thoughts I'd probably go for the last one... the gymnast.)

by dogtooth Sun 18 Dec 2011, 3:18 pm

Glas a du wrote:Deal or no deal - 16 chavs, a banker and a soloist

a murderer!

by Glas a du Sun 18 Dec 2011, 3:29 pm

A soloist on the pink oboe.

by SubsBench Sun 18 Dec 2011, 10:49 pm

Blowing his own trumpet again.

by **Pal Joey** Mon 19 Dec 2011, 7:33 am

Flauting the arrangement again no doubt.

by Glas a du Mon 19 Dec 2011, 12:50 pm

There was a boy at our school who regularly used to [CENSORED]

by dogtooth Mon 19 Dec 2011, 12:56 pm

There was a [CENSORED] at our school who regularly used to shuffle

by dogtooth Mon 19 Dec 2011, 12:58 pm

too much winking and you'll go blind in one eye

by Glas a du Mon 19 Dec 2011, 1:06 pm

Oi think Oi'l risk one oye Jethro...

by Luckless Pedestrian Mon 19 Dec 2011, 3:28 pm

Pull the other one.

by Glas a du Mon 19 Dec 2011, 3:52 pm

It's got bells on.

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by **Pal Joey** Mon 19 Dec 2011, 10:44 pm

Ding-a-ling-a-ling... a-ling-a-ling-a-ling... music

by Glas a du Mon 19 Dec 2011, 11:36 pm

Mike Oldfield.

music

pompy pompy pompy pom, pompy pompy pompy pom... music

Muppet.

by Glas a du Mon 19 Dec 2011, 11:37 pm

Or even

Kumquat

by dogtooth Tue 20 Dec 2011, 10:01 am

who renamed sharon fruit to kaki?

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