Random factor, like a tractor...

Hello. Following its roaring success on the old 606 (winner of six Luckies*) I thought I'd provide a space on 606v2 for you to post any irrelevant little things you fancy sharing.

I'll start: I've always had trouble with the line 'Love grows where my Rosemary goes.' If they'd chosen another name like Anne or Susan there'd be no problem, but rosemary's a herb so it could be 'Love goes where my rosemary grows.'



* - an award I made up just now.

Or love grows where my Rosemary goes?

How well do buttercups build?

Why is he asking a range of common herbs if they are going to Scarborough Fair?

Do you think he gave her one on the big flat stone where thyme and Rosemary grow?

Tell Chris Farlowe, Damian Allbran and Mick Jagger that most supermarkets and 24 hour convenience stores sell Thyme nowadays, if the are prepared to used dried rather than fresh. So there really is no excuse for their laments, chicken or no chicken.

Petrol stations have emergency stocks of the stuff, a special variety called Justin thyme.

Not many people know that Frankie Valli was working in a cheese factory when he came up with 'Working my Whey back to You.'

Isn't Justin a man with a very small 'bunch of thyme'?

I think 1999 by Prince sounds increasingly wide of the mark on it's basic premise.

The working title of 'Ebony and Ivory' was 'Cutlery and Crockery,' which came to Paul McCartney as he was doing the washing up.

'Candle in the wind' was inspired by Reginald Dwight's flatulent grandmother.

A hickey from Kenickie is like a Hallmark card.

Find a penny, pick it up, all day long you'll wonder if you should hand it in to the police.

Find a penny, pick it up,
All day long you'll have good luck.
If you give it to a friend,
Then you can kid yourself that you needn't feel guilty.

I bought a MicroKorg. It was amazing, the sounds you could get out of it were something else. The thing is, I can't play piano, so I couldn't really play a tune on it. So I sold it on to my brother-in-law.

Why is orange Jam called Marmalade?

Ask the French, they can be very awkward about these things.

You guys.........

Alanis Morriset: "would she go down on you in the theatre..." and I thought Canadians were boring.

Good man Lucky, the odd beat goes on...

"We skipped the light fandango
turned cartwheels 'cross the floor
I was feeling kinda seasick
but the crowd called out for more
The room was humming harder
as the ceiling flew away
When we called out for another drink
the waiter brought a tray"

You cant get drugs like that anymore. God be with the aul days...

Polo at the Manor. Posh totty and posh horses next to the muddy Usk. Didn't they learn from the Ryder cup? It will rain in Newport.

Irrelevant posting hey.........I like cheese?

People tell us that bears are dangerous and yet they name a hug after them.

I suppose the Irish guards get quite cold if they have to stand outside Buck House in their bear skins.

There's more milk in the bottom of those plastic milk bottles than you think.

Quoting Stephen Fry, describing cheese as "milk gone off big time styley."

The French leave their milk go off in style.

Glas a du wrote:The French leave their milk go off in style.

They're good at doing it with grapes too.

What do they call that, when people like doing it with grapes? It's a fetish I've never heard of before.

It would be vitisphilia, but I was thinking of making wine, not .

Never underestimate the power of one sheet of toilet role. Jaysus

Lurk!

How does Postman Pat know his own theme tune?

Glas a du wrote:How does Postman Pat know his own theme tune?

Because he was supposed to deliver the recording to a record label, but nicked it instead. Now he mocks the band by humming along with it, knowing that they can't prove he pinched it.

I thought jess looked like a badly disguised Magpie! The clues are there.

Has anyone ever wondered what would have happened if Luke Skywalker joined Darth Vader at the end of the Empire Strikes back :

Vader : Obi Wan never told you what happened to your father....
Luke : He told me enough, he told me you killed him.
Vader : No, I am your Father.
Luke : No, thats not true.... THAT'S IMPOSSIBLE!
Vader : Search your feelings you know it to be true!
Luke : <thinks it over> Meh, your right, you are my father. We have plenty of catching up to do......pub?
Vader : What about your hand I just cut off?
Luke : Ahhh don't worry about it, to be fair I was being a bit of a Brat, I'll just get a robotic one later.

Gesticulation is to make vigorous motion when talking.
Testiculation is doing the same thing whilst talking *ollocks.

Cockadoodledo.

Ants can live underwater for 14 days

Aren't ants brilliant...


(sorry it's too late to do a fast show parody, but you get my drift)

What are you going to do today Huxley pig?

...sowing the seeds of love, the seeds of love
Sowing the seeds of love,
Sowing the seeds, baboom-baboom
Get on your knees, baboom-baboom
Suck this please, baboom-baboom
Sowing the seeds of love..."

You see man, you got inhalation and exhalation. You aint got both i'm talkin mutilation man....

There are two ways to pronounce 'blowdry'. Today, only one was deemed complimentary by my loyalty card.

I had to reassure the proprietors on my notions of 'loyalty'.

Though after that shampooing-cum-scalp massage, the alternative would certainly be complementary.

Society will demand I'm henceforth resigned to the crew cut.

So take your hands off your balls and let's go and fight!

I wish I'd saved some sweets for later...

A facewash must also be a handwash.

Was Schrodinger's Cat...his cat?
Or did he command ownership after his live show?
Did it then belong to a friend away on holidays?

"Erwin! My dear friend! I hope Mr. Muggles did not prove too bothersome...?"

"Ah, he did and he didn't!"

If nobody else contributed to this forum, would Schrodinger's Cat exist with or without Schrodinger?

Or if a tree fell on the cat in a forest where nobody was there to hear it, would a butterfly drown?

... in Tokyo the butterfly drowns but with the last flap of its delicate wings, it blows over a tractor in Texas.

Was it a John Deere or Massey-Ferguson?

How come you could say you "pricked your finger" on the old 606 but they would spam your inbox if you said you fingered your prick.

Well, if a drowning butterfly can blow it over it was a Fergy! Hahahaha! I love farming jokes!