Random Factor... Like A Tractor

Random factor, like a tractor...
by luckless_pedestrian on Sat 28 May 2011, 5:06 pm

Hello. Following its roaring success on the old 606 (winner of six Luckies*) I thought I'd provide a space on 606v2 for you to post any irrelevant little things you fancy sharing.

I'll start: I've always had trouble with the line 'Love grows where my Rosemary goes.' If they'd chosen another name like Anne or Susan there'd be no problem, but rosemary's a herb so it could be 'Love goes where my rosemary grows.'

Lolly Gobble Bliss Bombs & The Fabulous Furry Freak Brothers

I dress to the left.

Above the kneecaps

Feeling grooooovy.

Groooovy like Monday Morning.

But is it easy like Sunday morning?

Ps. Hello Gibbo!

Right, like a well-done sum.

I dress to the middle...

P.S. Gibbo, sort Portnoys out for Flip sake.

Monday Monday... soo good to me.

High Tea!

Is that some sort of stoner brand of Tea? Would prefer english breakfast myself.

I like to dress in large ladies under-garments and preen myself in front of the mirror... nothing comes even close. Specially de Missus... and small dogs.

Also, I like the sound of breaking Glas. On that subject... Its impossible. Teach a Baby not to Cry... its just impossible.

O tampona, no more eggs.

High tea - fish, chips, mushy peas, bread and butter and a bottle of dandelion and burdock!

Polar bears are the only other animals to celebrate birthdays

Is a black box black? is it Flip.

why dont they build the whole plane out of black box

Did the hundred years war last 100 years? did it Flip.

D24tress wrote:why dont they build the whole plane out of black box

See, this is the kind of genius thinking we need at governmental level.

Everyone who buys a lottery ticket should win a pound.

Shirley Bassey's Box. It would never take off. Not now anyway.

Everyone who buys a lottery ticket should win a pound.

Ah, the Communist lottery.

Fine in principle, but in practice you would get 79p back.

Do they make Panama hats in Panama? Do they Flip.

One of the more serious issues is the serious misuse of disused tissues.

In the mews.

I wonder what the subsitute words for swearwords are...

Flip
Poopie
man sausage
Kumquat
Flip
Breasts
Boobies
Vagina
Winkle

If you want t its, you need something to attract them. T its like nuts, but they love fat balls. You're guaranteed t its if you have fat balls.

Roedd aderyn lan ar y to,
Roedd 'na darn o wifren yn ei big
A dyna diwedd y gan.
Ond nawr mae nam ar y rhaglen
Yn troi'r newyddion yn ffuglen
A mae 'na blu ar bob sianel heno.

Hyfryd!

everytime you go away, you take a piece of meat with you

Wele'n cychwyn tair ar ddeg
O longau bach ar fore teg.
Wele Madog, dewr ei fron
Yn Gapten ar y llynges hon.
Mynd y mae I rhoi ei droed
Ar le na welodd dyn erioed.
Antur enbyd ydi hon,
Ond Duw a'i deil o don I don.

see them starting ten and three
Quite small ships on a dark blue sea.
See old Madog brave his chest
As captain of the ship is dressed.
Go he is to put his foot
Where never before a foot's been put
Tis a venture very brave
But God will hold him from wave to wave

how does 'ar fore teg' translate into 'on a dark blue sea'?

I can't stand Carolyn Hitt.

rugbydreamer wrote:how does 'ar fore teg' translate into 'on a dark blue sea'?

Poetic licence.

huff! don't agree with that.

clic, clack, clop.

Ar drot, ar drot i Fethlem...

I'm the only non-Welsh speaking person on this thread!

"Ar drot, ar drot i Fethlem..."

"To the right, to the right I felt them..."

Linebreaker wrote:I'm the only non-Welsh speaking person on this thread!

"Ar drot, ar drot i Fethlem..."

"To the right, to the right I felt them..."

Spot on!

Really?

So there is a correlation between French and Welsh language?

There are similarities. Both have taken words from Latin, plus the syntax is more similar than English is to either.

Sorry, Linebreaker, but I was laughing because I could see your thinking but you weren't right.

That's what I was expecting! So, my record remains intact.

I'm completely clueless!

Fi m 'n grwn 'n anobeithiol!

Advanced Hair Studio Advertisement:

"Dim gwallt, dim buchedd"

Change the 'na' to 'dim' and that's correct Line (they mean the same thing but are used in different ways - just to confuse you even more )

Australia in Welsh is Awstralia. That's all you need to know!

I had a feeling that translator was dodgy, luckless!

So many words for 'life' I see... depending on the mood you're in I suppose?

I wouldn't kiss ACDC.
Or Lemmy from Motorhead.
I wouldn't kiss Bruce Springsteen.
Tina Turner, or the Grateful Dead.

And I wouldn't kiss Mr Tambourine Man.
No matter how he jingle jangles.

But J esus C hrist Almighty.
I've love to kiss the Bangles.

10 in the hand is worth 1 in Kate Bush.

I'd like to do Tina Turner up the Nutbush.

You've got trevalli, like my jellyfish... two briney shrimp

Prawn under a bad sign...