Random Factor... Like A Tractor

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Random factor, like a tractor...
by luckless_pedestrian on Sat 28 May 2011, 5:06 pm

Hello. Following its roaring success on the old 606 (winner of six Luckies*) I thought I'd provide a space on 606v2 for you to post any irrelevant little things you fancy sharing.

I'll start: I've always had trouble with the line 'Love grows where my Rosemary goes.' If they'd chosen another name like Anne or Susan there'd be no problem, but rosemary's a herb so it could be 'Love goes where my rosemary grows.'

You Can't Hurry Lungfish...

we can wombat out

will you still need me, will you still feed me, when I'm tiger prawn

Lovely cheetah...

I'm fixing a sole where the bait gets in... to stop myself from floundering...

Yak in the USSR...

We all live in a yellow sandpiper

The foal on the hill

twist and stoat

Michelle Barbel

Norwegian woodlouse

Maxwell's silver back gorilla

The Irish word for "Rabbit" is ... Coinín
Welsh is ...... cwningen
Dutch is......... konijn
Danish/Swedish/Norwegian is ...... Kanin
Finnish is .... Kani
Italian is ......coniglio
But the French word is ..... Lapin

Crazy French

and, erm, English then.

I thought that went without saying

Bridge over troubled Walrus

Gruffalo Soldier

I am the walrus

Goodbye yellow brick roadrunner...

In an octopus' garden in the shade

Can't believe nobody has mentioned Blackbird , Free As A Bird or, er, You've Got To Hide Your Dove Away .

but honey, it's cod outside

Where the sheeps have no name

the pongy slimy toad

"Caution - Wallabies crossing next 5 km"

(mobile sign I saw yesterday on my way to the accountant)

Crossing with what, Kangaroos?

Other wallabies I presume.

I should add that I did see a dead one a few kms up the road... only about 15km from the CBD on Forest Way. It had a dark golden coat and a jet black tail... too big for a house cat.

Here's the article I read.

Stop for Wallabies

and another one about seagulls grounding a helicopter... poor buggers

Seagulls Ground Chopper

Wallaby my baby...

Kangaroo make me feel like a natural woman...

It's a jungle out there...

There once was a runaway Wallaby
Who didn't know just where he ought to be
He took his life in his paws
And cheated death's jaws
Until he was squished flat by a Hummy.

I noticed '4WD Hummer' doesn't rhyme so well with 'Wallaby'...

(I better not stereotype the driver though - I'd get banned)

There once was a buxom young lady
Who had trouble in using a bidet
As she mounted the appliance
Much to her annoyance
She lost sight of the target completely.

Metal Guru... Glas a du

Re Sex Panther: "They've done studies, you know. They say 60% of the time, it works every time."

source: Brian Fantana

Supermarkets shouldn't put 'easy-open' and 'resealable' on their bags of pasta when they're neither easy to open nor resealable.

Interesting developments in the NZ Navy. I see they've cranked things up before the RWC

NZ Submarine Purchases

Gabba gabba hey.

Hey.

Fair play, grand designs unearth an unending supply of pretentious t wats.

I love stuff. Cant get enough of it me. More stuff!

Are you stuffing yourself up to the ears again, Gibbo?

Time for my midday medication....

They've got some of that new stuff down in town.

Tears of a stuffed teddy bear...

Nah, I'm not bothered about stuff. Give me things.

Stuff is funkier.

Maybe so, but things are lush and, dare I say it, mint.

Yeah but stuff is quality and pertinently you can have cracking stuff.

But sometimes stuff can be guff.

Yeah but bling is things.