Random Factor... Like A Tractor

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Random factor, like a tractor...
by luckless_pedestrian on Sat 28 May 2011, 5:06 pm

Hello. Following its roaring success on the old 606 (winner of six Luckies*) I thought I'd provide a space on 606v2 for you to post any irrelevant little things you fancy sharing.

I'll start: I've always had trouble with the line 'Love grows where my Rosemary goes.' If they'd chosen another name like Anne or Susan there'd be no problem, but rosemary's a herb so it could be 'Love goes where my rosemary grows.'

Argus Review
Causes Of Performance Decline
* Poor performance by leading players
* Poor basic skills
* Confusing selections
* Inadequate succession planning
* Ineffective coaching structure
* Poor team culture
* Lack of accountability

That just about covers things I would say...

There's a paper in these parts called the South Wales Argus. We prefer to call it the South Wales Arseguff.

This one refers to John Argus - some bigwig at BHP Billiton who was hired by CA to shake things up.

The thing is - most fans could have worked that out back in 2009!!!

Hey, this is a rugby free zone! Argus, the messenger of the gods.

It's Cricket dear chap!
btw, then who is Apollo? The Greek One, I suppose?

Duw North

Sow East

Buy West.

Flip South

Boring Midlands.

Ah autumn, season of mists and mellow fruitfulness.

but it's still Flip august

Poopie

Springs will have well and truly sprung this time next month (in County Cumberland)

It's quite warm here. We have our summer in May and October these days.

Which days in May and October? The 22nd?

Rememer, remember the 22nd of October.

oooohoooohooohoohooh I've got the moves like rabbits

stoat go breaking my hart

doe eiderdown

something in the way she moves, attracts me like no other otter

gnu, gnu, gnu suede shoes

all the deers are brown... and the pie is grey...

you make me feel brand gnu

the otter guy

just step out the back... jackal

hatch a new clutch Stan

Where is Lucky? LUCKY!

Dunno, he must be otterwise engaged...

This plaice isn't the same without him

It's halibut here without old lucko

Maybe he's visiting his sturgeon?

No sole with him absent, a bit flat fish.

luckless_pedestrian wrote:There's a paper in these parts called the South Wales Argus. We prefer to call it the South Wales Arseguff.

Anyone got the new Argus catalogue?

Will it be chips or jacket spud?
Will it be salad or frozen peas?
Will it mushrooms?
Fried onion rings?
YOU'LL HAVE TO WAIT AND SEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I ope it's chips, it's chips

There's nothing like the smell of fresh chips dumped in a bain-marie...

Old rabbits die hard.

Old rabbits dye hair.

Old rabbits dye hares.

3rd Avenue Swinging Bridge to Harlem.

The curry with the fringe on top.

Down by the harbour the seagulls calmly wait...

In the lonely financial zone, by the sea...

Elton John's songs are always at least two minutes too long.

Hold me closer Tony Danza...

Spaniel is leaving tonight on a plane...

How expensive is Lego nowadays? I mean come on! Hundred odd notes for some that are half the size you'd expect them to be. Extortion i tellsyer...

Sing modestly. Do not bawl.

And from the diaphragm. Not the throat.

You know the saying, 'spending money like it's water?' Well I tried spending water like it was money once, but no one would accept it.

Cocktails for beginners:

Manns Barley wine + any strong cider = sine die pub ban.

Then hop in that big rig... and hit the borderline before the po-lice git ya.

"You got yourself a big 10-4 there..... rubber duckie"

rubber ducky

Dildos for homosexuals?